Not Human Every Time [Quick Transmigration]

Ye Shan thought about it for a while, then felt a little sleepy, so he crouched in the small mirror with his knees hugged, and then fell into a deep sleep.

As soon as he fell asleep, the boy beside him suddenly opened his eyes.

The young man's eyes are full of deepness and shrewdness, how can he still have the half innocent appearance before?

He got up slowly, sat in the tent, looked at the small mirror next to the pillow under the almost imperceptible moonlight, with a complex and unspeakable expression.

He didn't know why he was reborn.

Although the previous life was difficult, he had been living in lies for the first half of his life without knowing it, and almost died in the middle. The one who wanted him to die was his concubine who had been kindly taking care of him when he was young, and the one who made him die was his biological mother. In the second half of his life, he lived freely.

Xue Yizhou didn't know who should be blamed for the depression in the first half of his life and the near-death in the middle, but it didn't matter who should be blamed after the matter had come to this point.

Because Xue Yizhou directly destroyed the Daming Jiangshan that was now being scrambled by those people.

Although the incidental result is that the world is in chaos, and the people are lonely and helpless.

But so what?

When he was living in many deceptions and lies, when he was almost killed, wasn't he also lonely?

That is life.

Just like what the nuns who served him said most often, that is fate, and it cannot be changed, just bear it.Don't even think about committing suicide to end the suffering in this life ahead of time.Because if the suffering that should be suffered is not finished in this life, I think I will have to pay for it in the next life.Why bother?

Why not just endure and suffer like this, for a lifetime, Renren will pass like this.

In his previous life, Xue Yizhou didn't believe in fate, but he always thought that he was a woman.And the woman is so miserable, Xue Yizhou thought that even if he left the Hou's mansion, it would be difficult to live outside.

After all, he has such a face, although he has some strength, but no one is willing to teach him martial arts, and he will probably suffer if he goes out.

Xue Yizhou felt at that time that maybe it would be good to get married.

After all, he is also a princess' daughter, isn't he?

If he really can't go on at that time, he thinks that the guards of the husband's family should be looser than the guards of the Anyang Marquis Mansion. It is not impossible for him to take the opportunity to take his belongings and escape.

Maybe, he can disfigure his own face, then disguise himself as a man, and live freely outside?

When Xue Yizhou was sixteen or seventeen years old in his previous life, he thought like this.

Even because the nanny in this mansion often made him read some messy scripts, Xue Yizhou occasionally thought that if some goblin fell in love with him and came to look for him, as long as the other party could swear to only marry him for a lifetime, It's not impossible for him to run with the opponent.

After all, the life of the daughter of the Hou Mansion is not easy.

Thinking about it, the goblin is very capable, and maybe she can take him away from this Hou's mansion.

Xue Yizhou, who was sixteen or seventeen years old in his previous life, was such a fool.

It's just that such a stupid Xue Yizhou has never met a goblin from the beginning to the end, let alone a goblin who is willing to swear to marry him only.

And Xue Yizhou in this life, just a few days after he was reborn, and before he even thought about how he would take revenge on those people, he met a real goblin.

Still a... mirror demon.

A monster in the mirror who was even more stupid than his previous life.

He just said those few words on purpose to test the monster in the mirror, and the monster in the mirror swore in a daze, expressing his willingness to marry him, and saying that he would be the only one in his life...

Xue Yizhou finally showed a subtle smile on his face.

Leaving aside the sufferings of the previous life, but in this life, it seems that it is really interesting to meet such a fun and incompetent mirror monster.

Thinking like this, Xue Yizhou stretched out his hand and touched the small mirror inlaid in a circle of copper decorations. It was cold and very comfortable.

Only then did Xue Yizhou relax a little, and lay down again and fell asleep.

——Since he was reborn, he has not slept well for several days.

However, after meeting this monster in the mirror today, Xue Yizhou felt that his mood was a little better, and he was finally able to fall asleep.

A sense of dawn.

When Xue Yizhou woke up the next day, he was told by the mother around him that the old lady of the Hou Mansion, his wife and several younger siblings, and Lord Hou were going to Mingwu Temple to pray for blessings, and asked him by the way if he would go.

If it was in the previous life, Xue Yizhou was not valued by his family, and he had a lot of pride, so naturally he would not go.

But now Xue Yizhou turned his eyes and said with a smile: "Okay. Speaking of which, I haven't greeted my grandmother, father, and mother for a long time, and I haven't gone out for a long time."

The nanny who served Xue Yizhou choked immediately.

She just asked a casual question, never thinking that Xue Yizhou really planned to go, now it's all right, how is she going to talk to Mrs. Hou?

It's just that although this "big girl" has been imprisoned in a disguised form, she has great strength and temper. These nuns really dare not stop this "big girl", so they can only reply to Madam Hou and tell Madam Hou "Big Girl" is going too.

Today's Mrs. Hou is the successor chosen by Jin Shang personally for Anyang Hou.Although she could not be favored by the Marquis of Anyang, in order to regain the Sacred Heart, the Marquis of Anyang had to order Mrs. Hou to give birth to two sons and a daughter, and even had two sons and two daughters other than Xue Qingyue. It can be said that Anyang Hou's children have really been born in these years.

Xue Yizhou thought about the infatuated appearance of Anyang Hou who kept saying that he only loved Princess Yunyang, and the way Princess Yunyang kissed me in private with Anyang Hou after she snatched the power... I really don't understand What are these two people thinking.

He could read those story books, although there were some strange things, but at least in the story books, most of the time, it was a scholar versus a goblin. How did the infatuated Marquis of Anyang have so many children here? , and finally even abandoned his step-wife, the high-ranking Princess Yunyang who always respected her status, could she abandon all the past of Anyang Hou and accept him again?

Even as far as Xue Yizhou knew, Princess Yunyang was old at that time, but she still thought that it would be great if she could give Marquis Anyang another child...

Xue Yizhou couldn't help frowning when he thought of this.

He waved his hand and said, "Go down."

Xue Yizhou's maid couldn't help but said: "Miss, your hairpin hasn't been picked yet."

Xue Yizhou said impatiently: "Get lost!"

Xue Yizhou was notorious for having a bad temper, and the waiters around him didn't dare to persuade him anymore, so they all ran out.

Only then did Xue Yizhou take out a purse from his pocket, and then took out the small mirror from the purse.

Then, Xue Yizhou saw the young man in the small mirror sitting with his knees hugged aggrievedly. After seeing him, he wished he could sue him.

"I swear to marry you, I won't lie." The boy in the small mirror said aggrievedly, "We goblins really won't lie if we swear. You, you don't lock me up anymore, okay? ?” He was about to be shut out of his psychological shadow!

Xue Yizhou couldn't help but feel a little distressed. He calmed down, and then changed the subject in a low voice: "Then can you come out of the mirror? When you come out of the mirror, I will tell them that I want to go out, and you Wear red clothes and ride a snow-white horse on the street, and run and snatch me away, okay?"

Seeing the stunned look of the little boy in the mirror, Xue Yizhou couldn't help teasing the little boy, and said with a longing look: "I've thought about it, after all, we don't belong to the right family, if you really If you come to propose marriage, you will probably be kicked out by those people in the Hou's Mansion. So, you can pretend to be a gangster and come and rob me, okay? I will no longer be the daughter of the Hou's Mansion, and I will not..." Excessive Stuck in those things about revenge, "You take me away, the world is so big, where can I not go? I am willing to wash your hands and make soup for you. You make money, and I take care of the house. We have many babies together, you say ,OK?"

Ye Shan: "..."

Ye Shan: "..."

Everything else is easy to talk about, elopement or something is not impossible.

But, it's about having a baby, boy, are you really sure you can have a baby?

But Xue Yizhou still asked him perseveringly: "Say it, okay?"

Ye Shan thought that the peach blossom in his life was still so young, there must be many things that he didn't quite understand.Especially Taohua was raised as a girl all her life.

Therefore, he can't be in a hurry, and he can't scare him.

Even, he seems to be able to use this peach blossom to understand nothing... Trying to counterattack?

Maybe not too bad.

After all, this Peach Blossom was really brought up as a girl, probably, his idea can really work?

Ye Shan was immediately happy and excited.

System: "Hehe."

Ye Shan directly ignored the system, then continued to hold his knees and looked at the young Taohua outside the mirror, and said in a low voice: "Then, then I will study how the mirror demon cultivates, and then I will quickly cultivate into a human being, and then I will go and kidnap you. Riding on a tall horse and stepping on colorful clouds, I will take you away amidst everyone's exclamation and envy. Let you be the happiest... bride in the world."

Well, it's best to be the bride who obediently gets attacked by him.

Ye Shanmei thought happily, and wanted to go to heaven happily.

System: "..." This system really thinks that the host wants to go to heaven.

Xue Yizhou felt that his ability to hold back laughter was getting better and better, especially every time he finished talking with this little mirror demon, he felt much happier in his heart.

"Then, I'll wait for you to rob me." Xue Yizhou pretended to be serious and said, "As long as you can rob me, I will marry you for real, and I will mend shoes and socks for you and make soup for you all my life." .”

It's just about having children, Xue Yizhou thinks, let's talk about it later.

Maybe, he can't give birth to a baby, so the little mirror demon will do?

After hearing this, Ye Shan was not moved much.

He has long been spoiled by peach blossoms, not counting this life, in the past, his peach blossoms made soup for him, isn't it all right?

But think about it carefully, if his peach blossoms in this life are willing to be attacked by him... Ye Shan couldn't help blushing and thought, then, if that's the case, then he should do more housework.

After all, Peach Blossom has worked very hard in this life, he can't tire his Peach Blossom.

So Xue Yizhou looked at the appearance of Jing Yao blushing and did not dare to look at him, he was puzzled for a moment, and then he didn't know what to think of, so he couldn't help but smiled meaningfully.

But he still remembered that he was still a "female" in front of the mirror demon, so he deliberately softened his voice and said: "Then I will wait for you to marry me. You need to practice quickly."

Ye Shan nodded immediately.

He received those memories yesterday, and he was still thinking about how to avenge his peach blossom, and the plots were so complicated that Ye Shan couldn't help worrying that he would miss or avenge one more person.

It's all right now, Ye Shan realizes that there are still four or five months before Taohua's biological mother comes to do it, Ye Shan thinks, since what his Taohua wants most now is to escape from this Marquis Mansion, then he will work hard and practice hard , and then cultivate a human body within three months, and then really ride a white horse and step on colorful auspicious clouds to snatch him away.

This is what his peach blossoms like, so of course he must satisfy his peach blossoms.

Who told... In his life, he planned to take advantage of Taohua's ignorance to counterattack?

Ye Shan was as sweet as honey in his heart, and while agreeing, he whispered to Xue Yizhou: "Also, wake me up at night, and I, I will teach you inner strength and mental skills. Well, since you are born with supernatural powers, you It can be practiced. Although you can’t practice moves now, it’s good to learn inner strength and mental methods now.”

It's just a pity that immortals cannot be cultivated in this world, and his peach blossoms have no spiritual roots.

Xue Yizhou was surprised for a moment, and saw the smiling Ye Shan disappear in the mirror, obviously he really went to practice.

Xue Yizhou rubbed the mirror in his hand for a long time, and couldn't help thinking, this little mirror monster is really, really stupid.

But also really cute.

It makes people want to cheat when they look at it.

As for the little mirror demon who is so stupid, he still wants to coax him, intends to marry him and persuade him... Xue Yizhou couldn't help but start to think back, in his previous life, people who had such thoughts about him, In the end, how did he torture him to death?

It's just that the little mirror demon is so cute, as soon as he appeared yesterday, he started to bleed against his body... Xue Yizhou hesitated for a while, but in the end he didn't break or smash such a fun little guy .

Xue Yizhou couldn't help thinking, if this little mirror demon really came to rob him and go back to be his wife, then he would probably really agree.

But, on the surface, he is willing to be the little mirror demon's daughter-in-law.

In private, of course, everyone depends on their ability.

What's more, Xue Yizhou thinks that the little mirror demon is so stupid, it must be the one below.

Here, Xue Yizhou put the little mirror demon back into his purse, held it in his hand and stroked it, in the main courtyard of Hou's mansion, Anyanghou, the old lady, Mrs. Hou and several young masters were waiting.

After another incense stick, the old lady frowned and said, "It's so unruly! Even going to pray in front of the Buddha, are you so insincere? Nanny Li, go and have a look, if the eldest girl If she doesn't come again, she doesn't need to come again. I don't have the heart to pray, and if I go in front of the Buddha, my family will be blamed by the Buddha.

Nanny Li was busy, and stepped back to find someone.

Anyang Hou looked at his mother and wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything, he just stood outside the main courtyard and looked towards the door.

Big girl, big girl... what big girl?That was clearly, clearly, his eldest son!

However, he is useless, has no ability, can't say anything, can't do anything, he can only let the people sent today, as well as the mother and step-wife, treat his eldest son seriously, and treat him Taught like a real woman.

I have never read the Four Books and Five Classics, I have never seen swords, guns, sticks, and sticks. The farthest place I have been to is sitting in a carriage and going from the Hou Mansion to the palace. It is not to the palace to learn, but to the palace. Being ridiculed here, let Imakami let out a sigh of relief.

Today's eldest son has only roughly read the Four Books for Women, and can read a few words. Other things that only women can learn, such as embroidery by women, sewing clothes, shoes and socks, etc.

Marquis Anyang couldn't help clenching his fists when he thought that Jinshang in the palace wanted his eldest son to wear the clothes, shoes and socks made by his own hands every month.

But, so what?

He is such an incompetent person, he can't even love Princess Yunyang and defend her like a jade.

Think about the children in the room behind him, and think about all the torture he has suffered.Grind and humiliate.Humiliated by the eldest son who didn't know it, Anyang Hou felt unbearable regret in his heart. He only hated why he didn't directly strangle the eldest son to death after the birth of the eldest son, so as to save his son from suffering now.

Madam Hou saw the current appearance of Anyanghou, and sneered in her heart.

But it's useless!

Although many people in the royal family have been killed today, they have never deliberately killed a courtier, especially a courtier with a title.

After all, Jinshang is not really stupid, he also understands that he can be said to be for his own power when he acts against the royal family.However, if you do something to courtiers, you will be criticized as a faint king.

Today's reputation is bad enough, how could he attack courtiers again?

Back then, if it wasn't for the cowardly and incompetent Marquis of Anyang who didn't even dare to hug his son and vowed not to be tampered with, he would only deliberately call his son a daughter. This son has really become a daughter, and today's "big girl" may not be like today, suffering all kinds of hardships.Grind and humiliate.disgrace.

After all, as long as Anyanghou is firm enough to protect a son, can he really not do it?

It's just that Marquis Anyang himself is cowardly.

And there are children in this house, if the Marquis of Anyang is not willing, can these children give birth to one, and can they give birth to a whole house?

Do nothing but be a useless man.

Mrs. Hou sneered in her heart, without showing any emotion on her face, she only smiled and talked to the old lady, comforting the children in the room.

It took another half an hour for Xue Yizhou to frown and contemplate. Xue Qingyue, who was not very willing, came to the main courtyard with him.

Everyone in the family had their own thoughts, so they went to Mingwu Temple to pray for blessings.

In fact, it is also for the 14-year-old third and fourth girls in the family to take the opportunity to see each other.

Xue Yizhou didn't intend to take care of them. He was holding the little mirror demon in his arms. He didn't go to see any gods and Buddhas, but went to the back of the temple, where the pilgrims lived temporarily.

At night, Xue Yizhou hid himself under the quilt, took a night pearl to illuminate it, and then woke up the little mirror demon.

Only then did the little mirror demon Ye Shan know that he was being taken to the temple by Taohua.

Ye Shan: "..." Peach Blossom, Peach Blossom, aren't you afraid that I will be caught?

Xue Yizhou coughed and said in a low voice, "Will it affect you? I didn't dare to go forward during the day, but as soon as I entered the temple, I came to the back."

Ye Shan: "It's okay. There are many incapable people in this world, but few capable people. There are even fewer capable people who can catch monsters like me who have never killed before and are capable!"

What Ye Shan said was a bit convoluted, but Xue Yizhou understood.

He couldn't help but said: "Then I'm lucky. I got such a capable...husband."

Ye Shan started to blush again, and said in a low voice: "Then you have to remember well that you will serve your husband well in the future!" In the word "serve", Ye Shan said something very solemn.

Xue Yizhou wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh, so he suddenly said: "Didn't you say you want to teach me inner skills? That needs to be learned, and I still want to learn moves, or you can call me to see ? See if it looks good?"

Ye Shan naturally agreed.

"Well, husband, you wear a lot of clothes. It's dark at night and the mirror is small, so I can't see carefully. You should take off your coat, husband."

"Well, I still haven't looked carefully, husband, you can take off your shirt. We will be husband and wife in the future, and... don't care about these things."

"I still can't see clearly, take off the underwear and obscene trousers too. Husband, Husband..."

As the night deepened, the full moon suddenly hid behind the clouds.

As if... shy.

System: "..." It's obviously a sacred place of Buddhism, so it's unbearable to see such dirty things.Dirty things!

Ye Shan: "...shoot flying!"

The author has something to say: Xiao Yezi: Obviously, there are no gods and horses, so pure and clean!

System: Hehe.

Moon: Shy.