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"Is Yu Meng gone?" Zhou Hanxi put her mobile phone aside, stood up and boiled water for a drink.

Duan Siyuan was half lying on the sofa with his mobile phone: "Let's go. That's right, my elder brother told me to take good care of you. Does he agree with us being together?"

Zhou Hanxi came back with a cup, and raised her eyebrows when she heard the words: "Did elder brother disagree? When I told him before, he accepted it naturally."

"Well... is that so?" Duan Siyuan thought for a while: "Although the elder brother has not said anything, but... I always feel that he is not very happy to see me. Sometimes he comes to pick up Yu Meng, and he never talks to me of."

Zhou Hanxi nodded thoughtfully: "That's a blessing in disguise, it seems that my little Siyuan is quite charming."

Duan Siyuan puffed out his chest, with a proud look: "Of course."

Zhou Hanxi was amused by him, and he picked up the teacup and took a sip of water.He is still wearing a shirt now, the tie has been untied, and a few buttons are casually undone on the shirt, revealing a piece of smooth skin.

Duan Siyuan looked at his boyfriend's good-looking side face, and couldn't help but start to go crazy again: ah!How handsome!He turned over with his mobile phone, and the camera immediately changed from a double-chin face to a half-handsome, half-distorted one.

Zhou Hanxi saw the whole transformation process as soon as he turned his head, and he couldn't help showing a horrible expression: "Xiao Siyuan, we finally made a phone call, can't you let me take a good look at you?"

Duan Siyuan shook his head rascally: "No, I don't want to get up."

Zhou Hanxi smiled and nodded at him: "Xiao Siyuan, you are so proud of being favored."

Duan Siyuan turned his head to look at him, and also smiled.

The two chatted for a while, and Zhou Hanxi tugged on her collar, feeling that the shirt on her body was very uncomfortable.He looked at Duan Siyuan, and his heart moved.

Zhou Hanxi turned around and set up the phone, then kept adjusting the angle so that the camera was aimed at the middle of the room.

Duan Siyuan could only see the camera dangling around, he didn't know why, and asked lazily: "What are you going to do?"

Zhou Hanxi: "I want to change clothes, the shirt is not very comfortable to wear." As the camera stabilized, Zhou Hanxi took two steps and took out a casual T-shirt from his suitcase, and began to change clothes if there was any disagreement.

Duan Siyuan also understood Zhou Hanxi's petty thoughts, he tilted his head, brazenly committing a nympho towards his boyfriend.

Zhou Hanxi was on a business trip during this period, so she didn't have time to exercise at all, and for various reasons, she even canceled her morning jog.He looked back at Duan Siyuan's little nymphomaniac eyes, and teased, "Is it not as good-looking as before? I haven't run in the morning recently."

Duan Siyuan shook his head wildly over there: "No, it's still super handsome! Super cool!"

Zhou Hanxi: "Hahahaha"

Duan Siyuan watched Zhou Hanxi changing clothes, feeling itchy in his heart.Such a handsome man, want to sleep.As he thought about it, a word popped out involuntarily: "My husband..."

Zhou Hanxi froze, thinking she was hallucinating: "What?"

Duan Siyuan remembered Yu Meng's instigating him, his head twitched and he called again: "Husband!" He was super fearless and added: "I miss you so much, I want...to sleep with you."

Zhou Hanxi laughed. He came over and picked up the phone, looking at Duan Siyuan who was blushing on the screen: "Xiao Siyuan, are you drinking fake wine?"

Duan Siyuan was a little confused, why is this different from what Yu Meng said, shouldn't Zhou Hanxi be a little flustered?He seriously recalled the steps that Yu Meng explained to him, and continued to flirt: "Don't you miss me?"

Zhou Hanxi smiled mischievously, and started flirting with him: "Of course I miss you~ Xiao Siyuan's ears are super sensitive, you can hum when you lick it twice, and I will feel it when you hum. And the legs are also very sensitive. It's so pretty, every time it hooks me... tsk tsk tsk."

Duan Siyuan started to smoke before he heard a few words, but Zhou Hanxi deliberately lowered his voice, which sounded super emotional.He covered the phone screen: "Shut up!"

Zhou Hanxi chuckled a few times, seductively: "Little Siyuan...I miss you so much, I want to kiss you, I want to touch you, and I want to..."

"Ahh! Shut up, shut up!" Duan Siyuan became angry from embarrassment.

Zhou Hanxi: "Hahaha."

Duan Siyuan's blood boiled hot, his finger twitched, and the video was cut off with a snap.He was stunned for a while, then threw the black-screened mobile phone aside, looked down at his stretched pants, and began to struggle in his head: Is he going to masturbate?Forget it?

Zhou Hanxi was overjoyed over there, he also noticed Duan Siyuan's intentions, he fell on the bed and thought while laughing, Xiao Siyuan won't become angry from embarrassment!What if he never tries again in the future.

Zhou Hanxi tapped his forehead in frustration, alas, it shouldn't be so hard.

For the next few days, Duan Siyuan refused to have a video call with Zhou Hanxi, so Zhou Hanxi had no choice but to send text messages to Duan Siyuan.

"Little Siyuan, I was wrong, don't ignore me." Duan Siyuan unconsciously swiped and pulled the screen twice, and didn't intend to answer him.

He turned around and went to get the mop and started mopping the floor.After he dragged on for several laps without waiting for someone's second text message, the little anger in his heart suddenly expanded a lot.He leaned the mop aside, picked up his mobile phone and started posting angrily on Weibo.

Xuan Yuan: My boyfriend is always unreasonable, please ask me how to get back from teasing him!angry! <(｀^)>

After posting on Weibo, he received many comments within a short while.

[Hahahaha what did your boyfriend do? ]

[Cough, cough, thinking that my boyfriend is on a business trip, so...why is he so dishonest? [funny]]

[Xuan Yuanda, it’s not that I don’t help you, molesting people... requires talent! ]

[Hahahaha, Xuanyuan is great, molesting people is easy to be judged!Don't try it lightly, test it yourself. ]

[Ahem, cough, this is not easy to implement... There is a price to be paid for molesting people, the lesson of blood and tears. ]

Duan Siyuan poked around for a long time but didn't see a single one with practical suggestions, they were all kinds of spectators.Duan Siyuan replied angrily: Seeking practical advice, I want to counterattack! ! !

[Hahahahaha, it’s amazing, my brother! ]

[Stunned, Xuan Yuan is so cute and wants to counterattack? ]

[The front row is selling melon seeds! ]

[I have no experience in molesting people, so I can only post pictures to help you. [with photos]]

Duan Siyuan flipped through the pictures posted in the comments: On how to molested a boyfriend.Duan Siyuan blushed more and more, and finally threw the phone out with a slap.Holding his head that was about to smoke, he rolled several times on the bed: "Mom, it's so embarrassing, how can you make fun of me!"

After tumbling a few times, someone sat up with his messy hair, took out his notebook expressionlessly and started typing.He doesn't have the guts to tease people in reality, so why can't he write novels?snort!

That night, a small fan of Xuanyuanda took out his mobile phone as usual and started chasing articles.Today's update is unexpectedly thick and long. Wei Nuan said that he is super happy. Xuanyuan used to update twice a day, and it was super punctual. I don't know when this article has become a daily update. Wei Nuan I don't play Weibo, and I don't know why, but I look forward to Xuanyuan's big update every day.

"Aww! So cute!" Wei Nuan laughed so hard, "How dare he have the courage to tease Mr. Cat hahahahaha!"

This article by Xuanyuan tells the story of a super timid hamster demon forced to live with a cat demon.Some time ago, the little hamster was trembling every day, always worried that the cat would eat him if he disagreed, and the cat oppressed him every day.In today's update, the little hamster was so oppressed that he actually molested the cat man.

Wei Nuan cut out the comment interface, and pointed quickly: "Hahaha little hamster, you are so flirtatious, aren't you afraid of being exposed? Mr. Cat has been coveting your beauty for a long time!"

After posting the comments, Wei Nuan began to browse the comment section of the novel. After browsing for a while, she looked dazed, a lot of people were hahaha, but they were talking about things that had nothing to do with the novel.

[Ha ha ha amazing!I felt Xuanyuan's deep resentment. ]

[Don't think I don't know that you want to take revenge on your boyfriend hahahaha. ]

[The little hamster is doing well, Xuanyuan, you have to learn from him! ]

[Hahahaha those who want to have their hamsters raped, don't think about it, Xuan Yuan is also threatening to counterattack! ]

[Xuanyuan is great... With all due respect, Mr. Cat seems to be enjoying it. ]

Wei Nuan was really curious, and searched the entire comment area, only to find a popular science comment.

[Friends who don’t know what happened, look here!Refer to Lu Xuanyuan's big Weibo, find the highlights~ I'm going to laugh for 5 minutes if I don't talk about it!Hahahahaha]

Wei Nuan doesn't play Weibo very much, and only follows his favorite celebrities on Weibo.She took a look at Weibo, and then she was stunned again: "Xuanyuan is a boy??? Has a boyfriend?"

She flipped through his Weibo, most of Xuanyuan's Weibo are daily, of course, almost every day there is a Weibo about abusing dogs.

Wei Nuan brushed all the way down with a smile that couldn't fade.The rice cake was ruined again, the boyfriend made delicious food again today, and the running task was not completed today, like a salted fish.Wei Nuan couldn't help but become a fan after watching it. He used to only like his novels, but now he likes Xuanyuan.

Under Xuanyuan's latest Weibo, a group of people are swiping: jj tourism party came to greet, has Xuanyuan successfully counterattacked?Wei Nuan also joined in the fun and copied it below.

So when Duan Siyuan finally had a quick code word, he went back to Weibo to have a look.

Duan Siyuan: "..."

Xuan Yuan: Go away, go away, don't counterattack, counterattack is too tiring!I do not accept this business! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴