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"Why, I was hit by the young master's words and blown my hair? Are you angry? Want to kill the cat?" Siam squinted at the cat's eyes, and the word "provocation" was written all over Xiao Hei's face. beat.

Pei Miao's claws hooked in mid-air froze instantly, glared at Siam with hatred, and wisely went to rescue the soldiers.

He hugged Gu Qiyan's calf like a dog, and began to complain "meow meow", with an aggrieved and pitiful expression on his face, and looked in the direction of Siam from time to time, although Gu Qiyan couldn't understand his meow, But from his expression and movements, he could also guess what he wanted to express, and looked in the direction Pei Miao pointed.

Siam had experienced Gu Qiyan's force value before. When he was stared at by the other party, he was immediately cowardly. His ears were folded into airplane ears, his tail was drooping, he took a step back, made a defensive movement, and turned towards Pei Miao. "Ha" for a while, and said contemptuously: "Master, I have never seen a cat as cowardly as you. Whenever you are bullied, you will find someone to sue. You will lose all the cat's face and despise you!"

Pei Miao was unmoved, and hummed arrogantly: "If you have the ability, you can find a helper. I'm afraid that you will be disgraced and can't even find a helper. Cut the nonsense and tell my teacher how you got into the tower. "

He and Gu Qiyan have asked this question for the third time together, but the little black face in front of him is too good at talking, so he hasn't asked it yet.

As soon as Siam heard Pei Miao's question, he immediately changed from cowardly to arrogant, raised his chin, and said proudly: "Since you asked, I will tell you, listen up, stand firm, my identity says I’m afraid to scare you to death when I come out, the young master is the guardian beast of this tower, not a cat or a dog who sneaked in.”

Guardian animal? !Just this little black face?

Pei Miao's jaw dropped, and she looked at Siam with suspicious eyes. She couldn't believe that the little black face in front of her was the so-called tower guard beast.

Siam was so shocked that he gritted his teeth and yelled, "What kind of eyes do you have? Don't you believe what I say? Tell you, my blood is very noble. My father, my grandpa, my grandpa's grandpa." , my grandfather's grandfather's grandfathers are the guardian beasts of this tower, and they were entrusted by the first national teacher to guard this tower. It is hereditary and passed down from generation to generation. Well, the one in front of you is the first national teacher. teacher's portrait."

Pei Miao's gaze followed Siam's movements back to the portrait in front of her, and she already believed Siam's words in her heart.

Traditional Siamese cats were the royal cats of Thailand in ancient times. According to legend, they are the guardians of Thai temples, and they have a very sacred duty and a very high status. Only members of the royal family can raise them, and ordinary people can only be awarded titles. Only then can I enjoy the privilege of living with Siamese cats, just like the current national teacher.

Siamese cats are famous for their loyalty among cats. If the first national teacher let Siamese guard this Miao Tower for generations because of this characteristic, it seems quite reasonable. This can also explain why this little black face suddenly appeared tower.

Pei Miao looked at Siam thoughtfully. He didn't know what attitude he should use to face this stupid cat. The difference was too great, and he couldn't convert it for a while.

However, Siam is so shrewd. You can tell what Pei Miao is thinking just by looking at Pei Miao's expression. The important task of the tower is also shouldering the heavy responsibility of inspecting the previous national teachers. You just came here last night, and the young master went to see you."

"Meow?!" The fur on Pei Miao's neck puffed up, and she looked at Siam in shock, "You visited me? So the eyes on the window last night were you?"

"It's me, sir." Siamese beard curled up, and he clicked his tongue twice, "I have never seen a cat as cowardly as you, and it's fine if you don't recognize it when you see the same kind, but you are so scared that you get under the quilt In the school, there are fights, bad habits, and complaints, according to the standards of the National Teacher, none of them meet the standards."

Every time Siam said a word, Pei Miao's ears drooped a little more. It was the first time that he was so completely denied by a cat. He was depressed and speechless. When he was about to refute, he listened to the little black face. Shaking his head, he said: "Although you are worthless in my eyes, but you have a good face, and you were appointed by heaven, so I can only admit you."

Pei Miao: "..." Hehe.

Siam stood up, with his hind legs upright, bowing with his front paws, and bowed to the portrait of the first national teacher. After the bow, he turned and took two steps in the direction of the stairs. He turned around and said, "What are you doing standing there? Looking up at the treasures left by the previous national teachers, hurry up and follow, without the young master to lead the way, you and your little love will never find those treasures even if you search for a lifetime."

Pei Miao froze for a moment, and immediately ran towards Siam. Halfway through the run, she remembered that Gu Qiyan, who couldn't understand the meow language, was still there, so she had to run back again, softly "meow~", and used Gritting Gu Qiyan's hem with his teeth, he dragged forward a few steps, signaling him to follow him.

Gu Qiyan understood, took two quick steps to keep up, and took Pei Miao who was on the ground into his arms to hold him. This has become a habit he has developed in the past few months.

Siam, who was walking in front, rolled his eyes speechlessly. He is the current national teacher. He is a coquettish person, and he needs to be hugged even when he walks. He is so big, and he doesn't know how to be ashamed!

Siam doesn't want to admit that he is envious and jealous, hey, he also wants to be held in his arms, let someone rub him, from head to toe, it's best to rub his chin, it must feel so good!

I don't know how Siam leads the way, he walks specifically to the corners, he has a dexterous body, no matter drilling holes or climbing ladders, he can pass all at once, but Gu Qiyan is pitiful, he is a human being, and he can't spread out in narrow places. He is not as sensitive as a cat, and he is holding Pei Miao in his arms, so his movements are very slow. He was caught by the sundries in the tower several times, and he was very embarrassed. Pei Miao even suspected that this Siamese cat It was intentional revenge on Gu Qiyan.

When she walked away from the spiral staircase again and came to a bridge built with broken wooden planks, Pei Miao finally couldn't bear it anymore, and pointed to the spiral staircase not far away and asked, "Why don't you take the spiral staircase? Did you do it on purpose?"

"What's on purpose?" Siam nimbly jumped onto the plank, followed the direction of Pei Miao's paw to look at the spiral staircase, and said, "That spiral staircase is just a trick to cover your eyes. If you follow the spiral staircase, you will never be able to reach the place where the treasure is hidden in your life. Only a fool would think to go that way."

"..." Pei Miao felt a little suffocated, he felt that he was despised by Siam again.

After crossing the overpass and drilling two more holes, Siam finally stopped in front of a gate, said "meow" twice proudly, pointed to the back of the gate with his paw and said, "This is it, Fat Ball, you Have you smelled the breath of treasure?"

Said Siam took a deep breath, his face intoxicated.

Pei Miao also imitated taking a sip, but he didn't smell any treasure at all, instead he smelled a fishy smell, could it be...

Pei Miao was taken aback by her own imagination, and was immediately stunned by her brain supply.

The majestic national teacher of Dayu is admired by thousands of people, one person is under ten thousand people, and the wind can be the wind, and the rain can be the rain. What kind of treasure is there? How can it be possible to put two salted fish as treasures? The fish he smelled The fishy smell may have come from outside the tower.

Yes, it must have floated in from outside the tower.

Pei Miao comforted herself, and became more curious about those treasures, but the door in front of him had not been opened for a long time, so he couldn't see inside at all.

After waiting for a while, Pei Miao became anxious, lowered her head and said to Siam: "You open the door quickly and let us see what the treasure looks like."

Hearing this, Siam looked at Pei Miao with the eyes of an idiot, turned his head and said, "I can't open it." If he could open it, he would have taken the treasure inside as his own.

Pei Miao became anxious when he heard that, he was already standing in front of the treasure door, but was told that the door couldn't be opened, is there anything more "fucking" than this?

He stretched out his claws, touched Siam's big ears and asked, "Do you know who can open it?"

"I know this," Siam said, turning his head, his hind legs upright on the stone wall by the door, stretching out his claws to try to hook a groove on it, "Did you see this hole, only those recognized by heaven The national teacher presses his claws up to activate the mechanism and open the door."

"It's that simple?"

"It's that simple," Siam nodded affirmatively, with a serious expression on his face for the first time, "Don't underestimate this hole, the two national teachers in front didn't open it."

"Why, aren't they the national teachers recognized by heaven?"

"No." Siam shook his head, with a heavy expression, looked deeply at the hole above his head, and sighed, "Because this hole is too high, they can't reach it."

"..." Pei Miao was stunned, he accepted this reason!

He pursed his lips and looked at the height from the ground to the hole. Calculated by the length of an ordinary cat, it was indeed out of reach. What's more, the national teachers who came to worship the heavens were all young cats, which were not fully developed. It's even harder.

But Pei Miao was still a little puzzled, if the two national teachers couldn't reach the hole by themselves, why didn't they ask the people who came with them to help, and they would definitely be able to reach it by hugging them.

As soon as he asked this question, he immediately received a disdainful look from Siam: "Do you think that everyone who walks like you needs to be hugged? One of the national teachers entered the tower with a cat by himself, and no one followed him. "

Pei Miao snorted, thinking: "It's because no one followed, so the national teacher didn't see the treasure." However, Siam's next sentence broke his little complacency, because Siam said: "Even if someone follows It's useless, because the stone gate can only be opened if the national teacher can reach it with his own strength."

Pei Miao: "..." This is cheating.

He blinked and asked curiously: "Do you know which national teachers didn't go in, it can't be the first national teacher and the third national teacher." Because the first national teacher is a Chinese pastoral cat, with a small body , and the third national teacher is an exotic shorthair cat, although fat, but short, compared with the British shorthair and the American shorthair, these two cats do not have an advantage in body length at all.

Siam rolled his eyes and said: "You only guessed half right. The third national teacher did not see the treasure. The other one who did not see the treasure was not the first national teacher, but the one in front of you."

"Meow?" Pei Miao was shocked again.

Siam looked at Pei Miao with ZZ eyes, and said sadly: "Are you stupid? The first national teacher is a cat fairy. He can change people. Do you think this height can stump him?"

"..." Pei Miao silently covered her eyes with her paws. Since meeting this little black face, his IQ has fallen into a black hole.

Under Siam's urging, Pei Miao jumped out of Gu Qiyan's arms, crouched under the cave, and looked up.

I saw that the hole was made into the shape of Wangzai’s small steamed buns, with exquisite patterns carved around it, and a few recessed places in the center. At first glance, it seemed that they were dug at random, but when you looked closely, you found that the holes formed It looks like half a plum blossom, more vividly speaking, it should look like a cat meat pad.

Whether he can enter the room depends on now.

Pei Miao took a deep breath, straightened her hind legs, stood up against the wall, stretched out her front paws, and slapped down hard on the groove.

The mysterious treasure, here he comes!

The author has something to say: Yesterday he trained all day, and today he picked up trash all day. Haw finally came back alive. My impression after picking up trash is, dear friends, don’t litter, otherwise the sanitation uncles and aunts will really pick up dead people