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Pei Miao was carried into the tower by Gu Qiyan, and the door closed behind her.

There is plenty of light in the tower, and the sunlight comes in from the skylight, illuminating the whole Miao Tower, and there are night pearls inlaid on the tower wall, like stars.

Pei Miao looked up and saw a spiral staircase going from bottom to top, leading directly to the top of the tower. The tower is nine stories high, and each floor is not completely separated. Standing at the bottom of the tower, you can directly see the top of the tower. Various forms of cats are carved on the wall of the tower, standing, sitting, lying down, or lying down. Some cats are mighty and domineering, and some are naive.

After admiring it for a while, Gu Qiyan hugged Pei Miao and circled up the spiral staircase. The spiral staircase is made of teak wood, exuding a natural fragrance. After hundreds of years, it is still strong.

Gu Qiyan walked unhurriedly, the footsteps echoed in the silent tower, Pei Miao nestled in his arms, staring curiously at everything in front of him with a pair of azure blue cat eyes.

The first floor is the lobby, which is large but empty, and only enshrines a statue of unknown origin. A few pillars of fragrance are burning in front of the statue, and the curling fragrance wafts in the air, adding a bit of mystery to the whole tower.

The second floor is the portraits of the national teachers of past dynasties, which are much more than what Pei Miao saw in the study room before, and they are a little less solemn and a little more casual. The kittens in the portraits are either licking their fur or playing, Or begging for food, each one is so cute.

As far as the eye can see, there are all portraits of cats, so the portrait hanging in the middle is very conspicuous.

The person in the portrait is dressed in white, standing sideways under the burning peach blossom tree, as graceful as flying, with exquisite facial features and picturesque eyebrows, which makes people forget the vulgarity.

Pei Miao seemed to be bewitched, and leaned closer and closer. Just as he was about to touch the portrait, a clear voice suddenly came: "Don't touch it, what if it gets dirty."

Pei Miao paused her paws, retracted, subconsciously looked in the direction of the sound, and saw a slender and strong cat squatting beside Gu Qiyan's legs.

This cat has a V-shaped small pointed face, the whole face is pitch black, like wearing a mask, a pair of big ears are big and straight, making it look like a rabbit, and the almond-shaped eyes are blue to hair Purple, cute and revealing a second-hand temperament.

The fur on the back is lighter than that on the face, the neck and belly are beige in color, while the limbs and tail are the same as the face, the black ground is very pure, the whole cat looks like it has fallen into a coal pile, and it is still on the ground kind of.

Pei Miao was happy. He didn't have much research on cat breeds, but he still knew the famous Siamese cat. Because of its black face and black paws, this kind of cat was nicknamed coal digger or little black face. It has a lively and active personality. , loyal and intelligent, it is one of the few cats that can be taken out for a walk, and it is a typical cat with a dog personality. In Pei Miao's opinion, Siamese cats are the huskies of cats. They are equally neurotic, funny, and talkative chatter.

And the one in front of you is the serious traditional Siamese.

Gu Qiyan also noticed the little black face under his feet, frowned and asked, "Where did the cat come from?"

The tower was guarded by guards day and night, and the doors and windows in the tower were locked from the inside. Let alone a cat, not even a bird could fly in, so how did this little black face get in?

Pei Miao also had the same doubts. He twisted his body and jumped out of Gu Qiyan's arms, approached the Siamese and sniffed it, and asked curiously: "Coal digger, where did you come from? here?"

Siam stared, showing a mouthful of small fangs. He gave Pei Miao a vicious "ha" and cocked his tail and said, "What are you barking about? You are the coal digger, and your whole family is coal diggers, my lord." You have a name and a surname, don't call me a cat."

Pei Miao was speechless, took a step back, kept a safe distance from Siam, and asked, "What's your name?"

Siam hummed: "If you ask me, I will tell you? Then I feel ashamed of myself."

"..." Pei Miao turned around and left, meow, this is a second-best cat, perfect match for the third prince!

Seeing that Pei Miao was about to leave, the second force meow Siam immediately stepped forward to block the way, yelling: "Why are you like this cat, you just leave meow if you disagree with me, do you know that this is very rude, you are just a coquettish bag, and you are not good at walking. Let people hold her, and her whole body is full of fat, she must have eaten too much."

Pei Miao's footsteps stopped and exploded in an instant, and she bared her teeth ferociously at Siam: "Look carefully, my national teacher is strong, and there is no fat on his body. It looks fat but has long hair. It doesn't look like you. The whole body is a Hemp stick!"

"Cut~" Siam turned his head arrogantly, "Fat is fat, why are you ashamed to admit it, seeing your whole body is limp, which cat would believe you don't have fat, and the voice is so sweet, even the "ha" cat No, the character is also very soft, sister, if you are not the national teacher, I will marry you as my wife."

I rely on!Fuck your sister's girl!

What Pei Miao hates the most in his two lives is being misunderstood as a woman. He looks so manly and has such a strong physique. Although he didn't have nine-pack abs when he was a man, he was still 178 tall. He was even bigger when he was a cat. The King Kong among cats was called "Sister" by a Siamese!

Is this Siam blind or stuffy, can't see his masculinity and smell his male hormones?Even if he looks a little sweeter now, his voice is a little softer, and his personality is a little bit more bun, but it doesn't mean that he is a girl.

Pei Miao, who had been poked at the G/spot, took a step back, leaned down, made an attacking gesture, stared at Siam and asked, "Do you want to fight!"

"No no no," Siam shook his head, "Master never fights with girls."

Tolerable or unbearable.

Pei Miao's eyes turned red from being stimulated by the word "sister", her buttocks twisted a few times, her hind legs were vigorous, and she quickly threw herself on Siam's body.

This accident only happened in an instant. Gu Qiyan only heard two cats meowing back and forth before, but he didn’t expect these two to fight together inadvertently. You give me a paw, and I’ll give you a fist, Fluffy The ground rolled into a ball, seeing that Pei Miao was at a disadvantage, he went up and restrained Siam without thinking.

Now Pei Miao was proud, the whole cat pressed down on the little black face, wrapped its two claws around the neck of the little black face, and smiled wickedly: "Pinch and wash you, pinch and wash you, open your cat's eyes and see, my teacher is A girl is still a man."

Siam was crushed under him and kept struggling, but no matter how strong he was, he couldn't compare with Gu Qiyan, so he could only lie on the ground and struggle like a salted fish, screaming as he struggled, "You two are shameless, and you even unite to bully me. Young master, tell me what's wrong with your sister, which man needs help when fighting, ouch, don't pull your beard, how can I catch mice if you tear off my young master, don't stop, I'm wrong, it's okay, let go, young man Grandpa has short hair, if you get bald, it's over, so let me admit that you are a man."

Siam screamed fiercely, and finally escaped from Pei Miao's claws. He licked his paws pitifully, and said twice: "You clawed too hard, and the hairs on my paws are all gone." I got bald, my young master is not like you, he has hair all over his body, it's okay to lose a few hairs."

Pei Miao was really speechless about this Siamese. He had heard that Siamese cats were chatterboxes before, but he had never really seen them. But today, he finally saw it. This Siamese cat is not only a chatterbox, it is very Talkative and loud, if the meow of the puppet cat is the lover's coquettish, then the meow of the Siamese cat is the rock music in the concert.

After Siam had licked enough paw hairs, he stood up again with his tail flicking. He looked very arrogant and raised his chin and said: "Since you asked the young master's name sincerely just now, the young master will tell you generously." You, my surname is Mei, and my single name is wow. Do you know why I chose this name? Of course, it is because I am handsome. Only plum blossoms can be worthy of my holiness, and every time I go out, Everyone who saw it would say "Wow~" in admiration, so I named myself this."

Pei Miao twitched the corners of her mouth, noncommittal, and really wanted to ask if the complete words that the Siamese people said when they saw him were: "Wow~ this cat has such a black face."

But Pei Miao held back. He was afraid that the narcissistic Siamese would go crazy, so he said tactfully: "In my hometown, there is a place where the first name and the last name are reversed. If it is your name, it will be... ..."

"Wow?" Siamese paw propped his chin and pondered for two seconds, "It sounds good."

"Yes, digging coal, it's very nice," Pei Miao suppressed a smile, "Don't you call it the coal boss, isn't it particularly imposing?"

"Boss Mei is a good name. I will be called Boss Mei from now on!" Siam raised her tail proudly, and glanced at Pei Miao with blue eyes, "You haven't told me what your name is yet."

"My name is Pei Miao, Feiyi Pei, Miao of three waters."

"Pei Miao? Good name."

"Where's the good?"

"..." Siam was blocked for a moment, and then glared at Pei Miao angrily, "You are very annoying meow, do you know what politeness is, don't talk about some things, otherwise it will be embarrassing, I started from seeing you Just chatting awkwardly all the time, do you know that!"

"I don't know, my national teacher thinks you are talking very high." Pei Miao turned her head and looked at the sky at 45 degrees.

"..." Siam was blocked again, and it took a long time to recover, and sighed, "So a child is a child, and I can't tell that the young master is enlivening the dull atmosphere, kitten, look Your appearance is only five or six months old, and you are so fat at such a young age, be careful that you won't be able to marry in the future."

Siam ran to Pei Miao's side for comparison, deliberately showing off his small arms and legs, as well as his A4 waist, and his slender and long tail proudly raised, like a supermodel on a catwalk. All of a sudden, Pei Miao looked like a round fur ball.

"Hey hey hey," Siam covered his mouth and smiled, "Did you see that my young master is the most fit and handsome figure? He's not like you. He's like a ball at such a small age. He's fine when he grows up. He's not as small and cute as a cat at all. Look at these thick paws, look at this big thick waist, look at this little belly, except for your small face, which part of your whole body can be compared with "exquisite", shame on the cat!"

Every time Siam said a word, Pei Miao's face turned black. Is it his fault that he dressed like a big puppet cat? What's more, he really only has long hair and is not fat at all!

Taking a step back, what's the matter with being big, being big has an advantage in fighting, even if you can't win the fight with Siam, he can crush him to death with his body!

Pei Miao gritted his teeth angrily, and raised his paw to slap Siam in front of him away, but just as he raised his paw, Siam on the opposite side collapsed on the ground laughing: "Hahahaha, I didn't expect you to be so stinky!" , even cut the claw hair!"

Pei Miao's face was completely dark.

Damn, he wants to pinch and wash this Siamese, don't let anyone stop him!

The author has something to say: in front of Siamese, the puppet is indeed fat as a ball... But there are also chubby Siamese, probably their owners think they are not cats but pigs...