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"You sneak attack!" The third highness screamed strangely, and quickly retreated, narrowly dodging the claws of the cat that caught him, and temporarily saved his handsome face.

Afterwards, he exhaled exaggeratedly, patted his chest and pretended to have lingering fears, and said, "Miaomiao, you are too impolite, you scratched and scratched me, and rubbed and licked my second brother." , Do you want such an obvious differential treatment?"

Pei Miao groaned, squatting on the ground to lick her paws, her little pink tongue was slightly exposed, carefully licking the pads and paw hairs.

He felt a little sorry for the sneak attack just now. If he had been faster, His Royal Highness's face would have already blossomed, so why would he continue to make noise here.

"Miaomiao, tell me honestly, are you treating my second brother..." His Highness the Third Highness winked at Pei Miao, hiding half of what she said, but not revealing it.

Pei Miao gave him a strange look, completely unaware of what he wanted to say, and licked her right paw and licked her left paw, not letting go of the gap between the paws.

His Highness the Third Prince, who failed to sell the pass, was immediately embarrassed. Fortunately, he was thick-skinned, and he forgot in a blink of an eye. He lay on the ground, looked at Pei Miao, and said with a smile: "Miaomiao, let me tell you a secret. In fact, my father prefers me." The second brother inherits the throne."

"?" Pei Miao turned her ears, and finally reacted to His Highness's words. After all, it was about his golden thighs, and any gossip should not be let go.

His Highness the Third Highness was encouraged by Pei Miao's actions, and wanted to start showing off, he sighed, "It's a pity that things have changed again now."

"Meow~" What change?

"As for the reason..." His Royal Highness paused for a moment, glanced secretly at the nervous Master of the State Teacher, laughed secretly in his heart, then pretended to be serious, shook his head and said, "The rules of the past dynasties of Dayu, the State Teacher and the State Teacher The throne cannot be had at the same time."

"..."

Pei Miao turned his head and left. He thought he would hear some earth-shattering news, but he didn't expect it to be such a mentally retarded reason. It really was something that a middle school boy like the Third Highness would say, "National teacher and the throne cannot be had at the same time", Can the reason be a little more ridiculous, is it that you can't play cats when you become an emperor?

He is not a dragon-slaying sword, and he can even have something to do with the throne.

His Highness the Third Highness did not expect Pei Miao to have such a reaction at all, and was stunned for a while, and when he came back to his senses, there was no kitten in the sleeping hall.

His third cat teasing operation failed again.

I really want to beep.

When Pei Miao officially turned five months old, the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven was officially held.

The Miaomiao Mountain outside the capital was chosen for the worship of the national teachers of the past dynasties. There is a Miao Pagoda on the mountain. There are many traps, not to mention people, not even a fly can fly in, and the Miao Tower is heavily guarded. No one can go up except the national teacher and the people selected by the national teacher. If you force your way, you will be angered by the gods. Down and out, no good ending.

The people of Dayu firmly believe in this. In their hearts, the National Teacher is the most supreme and the closest to the existence of God. Punishment is nothing more than normal.

Over time, Miao Miao Mountain became the holy land of the Dayu Dynasty. Many people came here admiringly, and worshiped Miao Pagoda from a distance, with a pious attitude.

They believe that if they pray too much, they will be able to gain the immortal energy of Master Guoshi...

On the day of offering sacrifices to heaven, the whole of Dayu was boiling. A large number of people poured into the capital. The inns and houses were all full of people, and even the straw huts in the suburbs were filled with people. The alleys were crowded with wealthy businessmen and commoners from all over the country. They came to the capital for only one purpose, and that was to see the elegant demeanor of Master Guoshi.

Early in the morning, Pei Miao was woken up by Wangcai, and a group of court ladies and eunuchs filed in, each holding something in their hands.

Yesterday, Pei Miao had been taught the process and benefits of this sacrifice to heaven by several officials of the Ministry of Rituals, and he didn't go to sleep until midnight, so that now he was dizzy, puffed up his face in displeasure, and squatted silently on the bed not talking.

Lian Qiao had already left the clothes bureau, and returned to serve Pei Miao. Because of what happened last time, she was forced to grow up a lot, and she was more cautious in her actions, not daring to be careless.

She took the silk handkerchief from the hand of the maid, soaked it in warm water and carefully cleaned the face of the Master, then changed another cotton handkerchief, raised a cat's paw and began to wipe the pads.

Pei Miao is a medium-long haired cat. His fur is thick and long. It is not an exaggeration to describe it as furry. Now that the weather is getting hotter, the hair on his neck has become shorter, but the hair between the pads remains the same. It is very long. Usually parkour in the palace, he will slip and fall while running, because the road is too slippery, and his feet are too long, and the friction is almost zero. It is strange if he does not fall.

Every time Pei Miao falls down, she feels ashamed of her old face. Just imagine a majestic big cat chasing a toy with thunderous momentum, but at the critical moment of turning, the soles of the feet slip and fall with a "slap" Falling to the ground, what kind of "fuck" thing is this.

Therefore, even if his legs are so manly, Pei Miao doesn't want it anymore.

The most important thing is that there are hot feet.

Since entering the fifth month of the lunar calendar, the weather has been getting hotter day by day. Pei Miao's hair is thick, and he is wrapped in a fur coat in the sun every day. Not to mention the sourness. The tragedy is that he can't stick out his tongue like a dog to dissipate heat. It can only rely on the pads on the four paws to dissipate heat, but the pads are surrounded by long foot hairs, it's almost crying...

It's not hot yet, and the ice cellar in the palace hasn't been opened yet. Even if it is opened, the ice will not be sent to Yongning Palace. Small, don't be greedy for cold, otherwise it will damage your body."

Hearing such a high-sounding reason, Pei Miao was about to cry. She really wanted to scold Imperial Physician Hua severely. If he didn't get cold, he would suffer from heat stroke. Who could understand the pain of being wrapped in a fur coat in summer? !

Pei Miao looked at her claws sadly, the half plum blossom-shaped pads opened and contracted, contracted and opened again, very much like the action of "stepping on milk in the air".

Forsythia trembled wildly from being so cute, and almost couldn't hold herself back. She took a deep breath before calming down, and carefully wiped the four paws of Master Guoshi.

After putting down the cotton kerchief, she raised her head and asked, "Eunuch Wang, do you want your servant to trim the claw hair for the master?"

"!!!" As soon as Pei Miao heard the words trimming claw hair, Pei Miao immediately regained her spirits, and said "meow~" before Wangcai could speak, and quickly handed the claws to Lianqiao's hands. Staring at her with watery eyes, her expression was so sweet and beautiful, it was almost bloody.

If Forsythia and Wangcai still refuse, then is there any justice in this world? !

Facts have proved that there is still justice in the world, so Lianqiao and Wangcai obeyed Pei Miao's opinion without any principle without even thinking about it, brought a pair of safety scissors, and carefully cut Pei Miao's claw hair. After finishing, he carefully applied grease to his meat pads, making sure to protect the tender, lovely, pitiful little meat pads of Mr. Guoshi.

After cutting his paws, Master Guo Shi really felt much refreshed. His paws felt chilly when he stepped on the bed, and a gust of cool air penetrated into his body along the pads, making him feel refreshed all over.

"Meow~" Pei Miao squinted her eyes and let out a soft cry. Everyone in the dormitory went numb with her small voice.

Afterwards, Wangcai combed Pei Miao's hair again. After combing, he took a piece of cloth from the eunuch beside him, and after shaking it off, he found that it was a finely crafted cloak.

There are mainly two colors of black and white, with red and gold in between. On the top is a small black hat, but a circle of red is exposed at the edge, which is very eye-catching and cute. The body is matched with white lace and black satin, which is made into a small cloak Form, with two golden ribbons in the center, one looped around the belly to hold it in place and one looped around the neck to look like a bow.

The whole little cloak is exquisite and luxurious, although there are no jewels or jewels, but the appearance is beyond the mark, it is so cute.

Wangcai unbuttoned the small cloak, put it on carefully for Pei Miao, and said as he put it on, "Master, this is the dress that the national teachers of all dynasties have to wear when they worship the heavens. I started preparing it for you a few days ago, and I just rushed to work yesterday. I wanted to give it to you to try, but you were talking to a few ceremonial officials at the time, so I didn’t bother you. The size of the dress is measured by the slaves and given to them Yes, probably not bad."

After putting it on, Wangcai tidied Pei Miao's clothes again, inspected them carefully, made sure that there were no problems, then nodded in satisfaction, beckoned someone to bring a bronze mirror, and said, "Master, look Are you satisfied with this dress? If not, the slave will have someone change it immediately."

Pei Miao touched the small cloak on her body with her paw pads, and felt that the dress was quite stylish, and then carefully admired her heroic appearance in front of the mirror, and said "meow~" to Wangcai in satisfaction.

After everything was packed, Pei Miao went out accompanied by a group of people. He had to go to the Tai Chi Hall to receive worship from all the officials, and then went out of the city along the city to Miao Miao Mountain to worship the heaven.

Taiji Hall is the place where Emperor Dayu went to court. The continuous halls are solemn and majestic. The square in front of the hall is wide and flat, and the guards inside are heavily guarded and extremely solemn.

Pei Miao came all the way in a chariot and stopped in front of a large hall.

"Master, we are here." Eunuch Wang stepped forward two steps, lowered his head and reminded softly.

Pei Miao responded, raised her head slightly and looked into the distance, and saw a grand palace as far as she could see. In front of the palace was an open square. The square was full of officials at this time, divided into two rows. The left side was obviously civil servants. On the right is obviously a military general, with a clear distinction between Wei and Wei. At this time, all of them lowered their heads and stood solemnly.

A red carpet was spread among the civil and military officials. It stretched from where Pei Miao was now to the front of the hall. At the end of the red carpet stood a few people. The leader was Emperor Qinglong who was dressed in bright yellow. Beside him stood the Queen. There are four princes behind him, and Gu Qiyan is standing obliquely behind Emperor Qinglong.

A bell sounded suddenly from the square, vast and far away, accompanied by the solemn drumbeat, hitting the eardrums of the people present.

Pei Miao had to admit that he was shocked. When he personally experienced the scenes that only appeared in TV dramas, the feeling that his heart trembled was indescribable.

If he was still absent-minded about Jitian before and felt that he could handle it, then now, his thoughts have completely changed.

The author has something to say: friendly reminder, when it’s time to turn on the air conditioner to cool down the cat in summer, don’t listen to the nonsense of the doctor Hua, otherwise the cat will really suffer from heat stroke, but the kitten should be careful not to let his stomach get cold, otherwise he will have diarrhea .There are also many cat slaves who will shave their masters in summer. In fact, it is best not to, because the master will feel inferior if he shaves ugly, and you are miserable. Shaving the second hair will increase the risk of skin diseases. The quality of the hair deteriorates, especially the key point: the color of the hair that grows will become heavier. Third, it is useless to shave the hair, because the sweat glands of cats are not on the skin, but on the meat pads, where heat is dissipated. Air conditioner, fan is king