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When Pei Miao was a human, he took a bath at least once a day. After all, he was a Madou, and he often went to shoot magazine covers, so he had to maintain good personal hygiene.

But when he became a cat, he didn't take a bath for more than two months. Felines' aversion to wet fur has been deeply rooted in his bone marrow. He would rather spend eight hours a day licking his fur and basking in the sun than taking a bath. .

Fortunately, all cats are very talented, even if they haven't bathed for a year or so, they still smell good.

Pei Miao struggled all the way and was carried by Gu Qiyan to the side of the bathing pool. The moment the door was opened, hot air mixed with a large amount of water vapor gushed out, almost surrounding people.

The bathing pool is very spacious, it can almost be regarded as a small swimming pool, and it is surrounded by jade-colored marble. In order to prevent slipping, each piece of marble is carved with exquisite patterns.

There are statues of dragon heads embedded in the four corners of the pool, and the dragon spits out trickling hot water, which makes the water in the pool steamy, and even raises the temperature in the room a lot.

Pei Miao stared at the bathing pool in front of her in horror, as if staring at a group of flood beasts, subconsciously burrowed into Gu Qi's arms, and tried to climb a few points higher, her two front paws tightly hugged the other's neck, the whole body The meow is like an enemy.

Gu Qiyan smiled lowly, closed the door with his backhand, and walked briskly towards the pool. His clothes were thin, and Pei Miao struggled. The top was loosely draped over his body, revealing a piece of jade-like skin on his chest, and the two red tassels would not be exposed Lu, after soaking in the water vapor in the room, looked particularly alluring.

But Pei Miao's mind was not on the beautiful scenery in front of her at all, but stared in horror at the bathing pool that was getting closer and closer.

He watched helplessly as Gu Qiyan tested the temperature of the water with his toes, and then went down without taking off his clothes!

Help! !

Pei Miao went crazy, and climbed up a little more on all fours. The whole cat was attached to Gu Qiyan's face. The water had already overflowed the other's waist, and it would touch his tail if it was a little higher.

Gu Qiyan was angry and funny, his face was pressed tightly against the kitten's abdomen, and the soft belly hair brushed against his face, it was numb, and the tip of his nose smelled all the smell of the kitten, and he couldn't tell what it was Fragrance, but nice smell.

He wrapped his hands around the kitten's body, trying to tear him away from his face, and while tearing, he softly discussed with him: "Miaomiao, let go of your paws first, I can't breathe soon."

"Meow~" If it is not loose, I will fall.

"Hey, let go, I promise I won't let you fall."

"Meow~" I don't believe it!

Pei Miao twisted her neck, instead of letting go of her claws, she wrapped her tail around Gu Qiyan's neck, vowing not to let it go off his face.

Meeting such an unreasonable cat ancestor, Gu Qiyan could only smile helplessly.

He walked back to the edge of the pool, leaned down and said, "Miaomiao, I sent you back to the edge of the pool, can you come down now?"

Pei Miao still didn't move, but pulled out her tail and tentatively swept it twice on the marble by the pool. After confirming that she had really returned to the pool, she suddenly let go of her paws, and quickly turned around to run out the door.

However, his speed was not as fast as Gu Qiyan's. Almost the moment he turned around, the other party grabbed his two front paws with two hands respectively. The grasping force was not very strong, and it would not hurt him at all. But it made him unable to break free.

"Meow~" Liar!

Pei Miao struggled, Mao'er's eyes were full of grievances, her ears drooped pitifully, as much as she wanted.

Gu Qiyan smiled sullenly, gently pinched the cat's paw in his palm and said: "I just sent you back to the pool, but I didn't let you escape, be good, come take a bath with me."

"Meow~" No!

Pei Miao tried hard to pull the paw out of Gu Qiyan's hand, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't succeed, so he had to play a rogue, the whole cat lay on the ground, wrinkled its small hairy face, squeezed out a few tears, trying to Playing pitiful in exchange for looking back at Qi Yan's conscience.

However, he underestimated Gu Qiyan's hard-heartedness in this matter, picked him up without saying a word, and dragged him into the water.

"Meow!!!!" Pei Miao screamed, and those who didn't know thought that Master Guo Shi had been murdered.

The court ladies and eunuchs outside Tang Mu Pavilion looked at each other, and they could see worry in each other's eyes. Wangcai even looked into the pavilion frequently, extremely impatient.

If he had known that the master was so resistant to taking a bath, he would have stayed in the cabinet to live and die with the master even if he died!

The wet / wet master of the state was lying dying on the white marble steps of the bathing pool. The hot water just reached his neck, submerging his whole body in the water, and his long light-colored hair was rippling in the water , like a blooming edelweiss.

Gu Qiyan's hands were messing around with his body, from his neck to his tail little by little, provocative/teaserful, every touch made him shudder.

This is different from the usual stroking. Pei Miao can't tell exactly what's different. If I have to make an analogy, the difference between the two is like being touched through clothes and being touched naked.

The degree of ambiguity is completely different.

Pei Miao held back her shame, closed her eyes and pretended to be dead, and forcibly interpreted Gu Qiyan's act of helping him take a bath as a friendship between boys scrubbing each other.

But can Nima take a bath faster, I wonder if the cat feels uncomfortable being soaked in water?It has been soaking for less than half an hour, and his skin will wrinkle if it continues soaking, not to mention that with Gu Qiyan's stroking method, his hair will almost be plucked off.

Pei Miao impatiently flicked the water with his tail, and just when he wanted to resist, Gu Qiyan's voice came from behind him: "Miaomiao, stand up for a while, I'll apply soap for you."

"Meow?" What the hell is soap cream?

Pei Miao stood up from the water with a dazed face. The long hair on her body was sticky because it was full of water, and it was tightly attached to the skin, making Pei Miao's volume that was originally supported by hair shrink suddenly. in half.

And the hair on his head was still fluffy and dry because it was not wet by water. Compared with his body, his head suddenly looked big and his face was round. The eyes are so cute that they don't want them.

Gu Qiyan smiled and teased: "Miaomiao, I finally believe that you are only six catties." Before taking a bath and after taking a bath, it was completely different. If he hadn't witnessed it with his own eyes, he wouldn't be able to see the poor and proud girl in front of him. Jiao's national teacher to get in touch.

Being ridiculed by others, the master of the national teacher suddenly became angry from embarrassment, and gave a vicious "meow~" to Gu Qiyan, then rushed forward and hit his chest with a cat fist.

Gu Qiyan's shirt was hanging loosely on his body, and he didn't even fasten it properly. When Pei Miao's cat fist was scratched, a large piece of chest was exposed, and the wet cat pad hit his body like a massage. He couldn't help but feel his heart flutter.

When Pei Miao had had enough trouble, he hugged the kitten with one arm, and took the agarwood box by the pool with the other, and when he opened it, there was milky white cream inside.

Pei Miao's curiosity was aroused, and she kept looking at the agarwood box, and sniffed it curiously.

It has a very light fragrance, mixed with a hint of milk fragrance, and it smells a bit like a certain brand of shower gel. This should be what Gu Qiyan called "soap cream".

His guess was soon confirmed. Gu Qiyan picked out a little gelatin with his fingertips, and wiped it on his back hair carefully, saying: "This is specially developed by the master of Baicaotang Soap cream, I heard that hundreds of kinds of medicinal materials and dozens of spices are used in it, bathing with this can not only achieve the purpose of cleaning, but also make the fur more moist and soft, and the fragrance lasts for several months."

"..." Pei Miao didn't know what kind of expression to put on to deal with this sudden advertisement, so she could only let Gu Qiyan's hands continue to mess with him, from the neck to the limbs, and then from the stomach From the back, every place was carefully touched by the other party, Pei Miao felt that she was no longer innocent.

In particular, this soap cream becomes slippery after being applied to the hair, which greatly facilitates Gu Qiyan's movements. The movement of stroking the hair is accompanied by the sound of "guji jiji", forcing people to go to the "disharmonious" place. place to think.

Pei Miao burst into tears, he felt that he was no longer that pure Pei Miao, no matter physically or mentally.

That night, Mr. Guo Shi, who had been dried after taking a shower, frantically licked his own fur with his tongue on his exclusive small bed. He licked every part of his chest, back, limbs, and head several times. The sound of "click, click, click" could be heard even by the guards on guard outside the door.

Xiaodouzi hid behind the door, looked worriedly at Master Guo Shi who was holding his tail and licking furiously, and asked Wangcai beside him: "You said what happened to Master Guo Shi, you have been licking his hair for an hour , Will it make my hair bald if I continue to lick it?"

Wangcai was silent, and said after a long time: "I guess the master thinks that the Second Highness has washed him dirty."

Little Douzi: "..."

All the maids, eunuchs and guards: "..."

What Thomas said was so reasonable that N mouths were speechless.

Early the next morning, the depressed Pei Miao returned to the Palace of Yongning, and he decided to use practical actions to prove his aversion to bathing.

As a result, as soon as he came back, he met the Third Highness who came to look for him.

The lord of the national teacher, who was depressed, didn't want to see this unexpected guest very much, not only didn't give him a good face, but also quickly hid in the bedroom.

It's a pity that he underestimated the thickness of His Highness's skin. He had just asked someone to close the door of the bedroom when the other party crawled in through the window.

The sunny and healthy young man leaned against the window sill, smiling like a fool: "My lord, we meet again."

The tone of voice made people want to scratch him.

Pei Miao hummed and turned her head to ignore him.

His Highness the Third Highness didn't care, and said with a playful smile: "Master National Teacher, I will call you Miaomiao from now on, okay? I heard that's what Second Emperor Brother calls you."

Pei Miao rolled her eyes, turned around and left, showing a full rejection.

His Highness the Third Highness was in a hurry, and immediately jumped off the window sill, chasing after him and said, "Miaomiao, don't be so stingy, it's just a name, why can't I be called Second Emperor Brother?"

Pei Miao didn't even bother to tell him, this Third Highness probably doesn't know what is meant by "the difference between relatives and estrangements", some things the Second Highness can do, the Third Highness can't do, and there are some things that the Second Highness can say, but the Third Highness can't, just like Gu Qiyan You can give him a bath, but Gu Qiming is not allowed to touch him, this is "the difference between closeness and distance", there is nothing to say.

His Highness the Third Highness who didn't get the answer kept chasing after Pei Miao and asked, he would follow Pei Miao wherever he went, which annoyed Pei Miao so much that he simply got into the curtain and hid.

However, the bear child of the Third Highness did not give up and opened the curtain. Pei Miao rolled her eyes speechlessly, and hid on the other side of the curtain, thinking that the second-year-old boy of the Third Highness should give up now. Yes, the second-year boy is the second-year boy, and the Third Highness opened the curtain on the other side of him.

Pei Miao: "..."

After three or four times, no matter how good-tempered a person is, he will be irritated, let alone Master Guo Shi who is already depressed.

So when the Third Highness opened the curtain again, Pei Miao jumped up from behind the curtain, and sharp claws stretched out from the flesh pads, jumped up like a spring, and directly grabbed the Third Highness's face.

The author has something to say: a friendly reminder, everyone must not wash their heads when bathing cats, especially don’t let water enter the cat’s ears, otherwise it will cause big problems.Another important point is that taking a bath is easy and drying is difficult. How many cat slaves have been brutally raped by their masters during the drying process! !This step is best done by two people. One person hugs the cat to comfort him, and the other blows it dry. When turning on the hair dryer, use the low gear first, let the cat get used to it, and then turn it on.Finally, anti-suede absorbent towels are very useful, and those who have small animals at home can