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"Meow~" Leave me alone and let the master of the country, a meow, be quiet.

"Meow~" tell you not to come, even if you come, you will not be able to come in, and I will not go out.

"Meow~" Don't blame my national teacher for being rude when you come again, just watch my invincible cat and cat boxing!

Pei Miao stretched out a plush paw, and scratched the hand stretched out to him arrogantly. Although it didn't bleed from the scratch, it really hurt him.

The little eunuch who was scratched backed away with a troubled expression on his face.

The master's paws feel so good to the touch and drool, he can blow them for a year now.

Wangcai gave the little eunuch a reproachful look, he was about to cry, and asked Gu Qiyan for help: "Your Highness, you should think of a way, the master has gone into a crack in the wall, what if you can't get out, slave They don't dare to pull it, because they are afraid of hurting the master, what do you think should be done?"

Gu Qiyan pursed his lips in silence, looked at the kitten in the crack of the wall with heavy eyes, his brows were almost knotted, he blamed him for not hugging the national teacher well after feeding the medicine just now, and let him slip out of his arms , and even resorted to the "bone shrinking gun" to get into a wall gap that was too narrow to be narrower. He still doesn't know how Master Guoshi got in. There is probably no gap in that gap. Half the width of a human body.

No wonder folks say that "a cat's body is made of water", which makes sense.

Pei Miao hid in the crack of the wall, provocatively "meowed" to the people outside, raised her front paws and raised them to her mouth to lick the pads, her narrowed eyes showed a bit of complacency, to see how those people Catch him to take medicine again!

"Master, come out soon, okay, it's dirty inside." Wang Cai lay on the outside of the crack in the wall, pitifully arguing with the master of the National Teacher who lived in the crack.

Pei Miao snorted and refused to talk to Wangcai. He would never forget that Wangcai made the medicine himself.

"Look, master, the slave has brought your favorite puppet fish, this time you can play with it as you please, come out quickly."

Pei Miao stared at the puppet fish for two seconds. Although he refused in his heart, his body instinct led him to take two steps outside. The smile on Wangcai's face just lifted when Pei Miao retracted his claws. He squatted in the crevice and continued to wash his face with his paws.

Hmph, to try to seduce him with a puppet fish, stupid!

Now Wangcai was really about to cry, so he turned around and asked Gu Qiyan for help.

The rest of the people in the hall were also helpless. Facing a cat national teacher who was actively stuck in the crack of the wall, they couldn't pull, scold, or listen to persuasion. They had nothing to do, and they were also very desperate.

Gu Qiyan pursed his lips, looked at Pei Miao for a few seconds, and said, "You all leave with the hall, and let the master of the state be quiet inside."

"Meow?"

This is Pei Miao who is surprised and puzzled.

"what?"

This is the surprised and desperate court ladies and eunuchs.

"Go out soon?" Gu Qiyan's cold eyes swept across the faces of everyone present, his voice was not high, but his aura was strong, the backs of several young eunuchs and maids shrank, and they immediately walked out.

Gu Qiyan took a step back, looked ahead, and walked steadily towards the door. When he passed by the crack in the wall where Pei Miao was hiding, he deliberately didn't glance at it.

Sure enough, before he took two steps away, a ball of fur squeezed out from the gap in the wall, ran to his feet with lightning speed, and scratched his calf twice in retaliation.

Before he could react, the little thing ran away quickly and got into the crack of the wall again.

The cat is too fat, the gap in the wall is too narrow, the head and upper body go in, the fattest butt/butt is still hanging out, twisting and twisting together with the big tail at the back, the two hind legs are exerting force, trying to push themselves It turned into a cat cake and squeezed hard into the crack of the wall.

That movement is extremely windy/turbulent.

And amazingly, he actually squeezed in again!

Gu Qiyan laughed angrily, did this little guy give him medicine before taking revenge?Really hold a grudge.

He glanced at the crack in the wall where the kitten was hiding, then beckoned someone to deliver a bag of dried meat, put it at the door, and then led the people away. The whole process was done in an aboveboard manner, and the cat was not fooled at all. guilty conscience.

After everyone withdrew, the room returned to silence. Pei Miao hid in the crack of the wall and poked her head out to look out. After making sure that no one was there, she looked helplessly at the bag of jerky not far from him.

The aroma of the jerky is very strong, as if consciously trying to drill it into his nose in every possible way, making him scratch his heart and lungs to eat it, but unfortunately the location of the jerky is very tricky, just out of reach of his claws The place where the mouth opened was facing him, so that he could smell the meat and see the meat, but he couldn't eat it.

So hungry.

Pei Miao licked her mouth, struggled for a second between "going out" and "not going out", and then resolutely got out from the crack in the wall. If you don't eat meat, you are a silly cat, but he is not.

However, he was hugged from behind before he even took a bite. The uneasiness caused by his body leaving the air made Pei Miao droop her tail, her body froze and she let the people behind him embrace him.

In Yongning Palace, Gu Qiyan was the only one who dared to hug him without his consent.

Sure enough, the moment he fell into the opponent's arms, he smelled the familiar cold fragrance, which was very faint and clear, and he couldn't tell what it was, but the cat didn't reject it at all.

There was a chuckle in his ear, and Gu Qiyan approached him and said, "I got you."

The voice was soft and pleasant, and Pei Miao suddenly went numb, feeling like being grabbed by the other party's back of the neck again.

"Snack guy, how can you let this hall feel at ease to take you to sacrifice to heaven, so that you don't get abducted on the way." Gu Qiyan laughed again as he spoke, and seemed to be in a particularly happy mood.

Pei Miao was ashamed and angry, and immediately annoyed when Gu Qiyan said it, she raised her head and glared at him angrily, her blue eyes almost burst into flames: "Meow~" You are a foodie, your whole family is foodie!

The four small fangs shone coldly, and the expression on his face was hideous and messed up, very domineering.

Gu Qiyan suppressed a smile, looked at the kitten with fried fur in his arms, couldn't help but began to smooth the fur for him, and began to stroke the top of the kitten's head with his hand, and whispered in his ear while touching, "Just now is the cat from the temple. No, this hall apologizes to you, Mr. National Teacher, you have a lot of adults, so please forgive this hall."

The gentle stroking technique and Su Zhishi's voice made Pei Miao completely uncontrollable, especially when Gu Qiyan's palm touched the bone on the back that connects to the tail, Pei Miao's whole cat seemed to be electrified, making him It was so comfortable that it almost softened into a ball of cat mud, and I wished I could raise my tail and raise my ass so that he could touch it a few more times.

Gu Qiyan must be cheating, he is so good at masturbating cats!

Pei Miao moaned and nestled in Gu Qiyan's arms, the depression of being fed medicine and being tricked out of the cracks in the wall all disappeared, and she only followed the cat's instinct, immersing herself comfortably in the enjoyment of being petted.

"Comfortable?"

"Meow~"

"Do you want to continue?"

"Meow~"

Pei Miao squinted her eyes and arched in Gu Qiyan's arms, turned over with difficulty to reveal her belly, her two little paws rested softly on her body, she looked at him with watery cat eyes, and said "Meow~" "A cry.

The meaning is very clear, and the stomach also wants to be touched.

The kitten's belly is soft and covered with soft white fluff, which is very pleasant to the touch.

Gu Qiyan didn't think he was Liu Xiahui. As a member of Dayu's cat slaves, he really couldn't resist the temptation of the cat's belly.

He tried his best to suppress the excitement in his heart, the iceberg expression on his face had already cracked, his clenched fist loosened and loosened, and then he slowly raised his hand, and put his palm on the belly of the cat that Xiao had been thinking about for a long time.

In an instant, words such as soft, warm, and fluffy flashed through Gu Qiyan's mind one after another, and finally merged into two words: "It's so cool!"

Gu Qiyan yelled frantically in his heart, his whole body was about to get sick, but his face didn't show a single bit of expression, his hands were not messy/chaotic, and he still licked/pasted the cat's belly in a regular and regular manner , Up and down, full of skills.

Pei Miao was so flustered by being served, her throat kept making "gurgling" sounds, and she even parted her thighs, without the slightest sense of shame that she hadn't been touched by another man besides herself.

It turns out that the cat is really comfortable being touched on the belly, which is great...

As the saying goes, if you touch Mao a hundred times a day, from that day on, the relationship between Pei Miao and Gu Qiyan suddenly improved, and the speed of progress can not be overstated.

Everyone in the palace felt this subtly.

For example, the Master of the National Teacher will sweetly call at the Second Highness, for example, the Master of the National Teacher will follow wherever the Second Highness goes, for example, the chrysanthemum/flower of the National Teacher is not allowed to be wiped by anyone, only the Second Highness can wipe.

Emperor Qinglong was worried in Qianqing Palace, and asked Eunuch Fu distressedly: "Why do you think the relationship between the national teacher and Yan'er is so good suddenly? Before, I just gave away things and met in the middle of the night. Now I'm getting tired of it." Together, what kind of transformation has happened here?"

Eunuch Fu didn't dare to speak nonsense, so he had no choice but to reply: "I heard that the Second Highness gave medicine to the National Teacher last time, and the National Teacher made Xiao Xing'er get into the crack of the wall, and then the Second Highness used tricks to kill the National Teacher. The adults lured them out, and one person and one cat were locked in the room for a long time, and then they were fine."

Emperor Qinglong was amazed: "What the hell did they do in there, why did they get better all of a sudden? It stands to reason that Yan'er poured medicine on the national teacher, and the national teacher should annoy him."

Fu Gonggong's face was wrinkled into a bitter gourd, and he was entangled and said: "I don't know the reason, maybe the master of the country likes to abuse first and then sweet." Commonly known as shaking/m.

N years later, the whole of Dayu still didn't know what happened in Yongning Palace on the day of feeding the medicine, which made the relationship between Master Guoshi and His Highness grow by leaps and bounds.And there is only one truth, and that is: "Master Guo Shi was slapped/excited."