How do shit shovel officers organize a group to propose marriage?

When the national teachers of all dynasties came, Dayu would hold a ceremony to sacrifice to the heavens, announcing the status of the national teacher to the world. This is not only an affirmation of the status of the national teacher, but also a kind of threat to the surrounding countries, showing that the people of Dayu are rich and strong, and they are influenced by the heavens. Blessed, luck is endless, so the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven is no less grand than the enthronement of the new emperor.

Emperor Qinglong entrusted this matter to Gu Qiyan, which is undoubtedly a kind of value for him, and also to show his attitude to the courtiers. Gu Qiyan naturally understood what Emperor Qinglong meant, and he himself wanted to do this errand, so he took advantage of the situation. After receiving it, Emperor Qinglong was even happier, patted Gu Qiyan on the shoulder and said: "In two days, I will let your third brother come back from the barracks. You two brothers haven't seen each other for more than three months. Just don't be unfamiliar. We will start at that time." It’s a family banquet, and everyone is lively.”

Gu Qiyan just smiled and said nothing, thinking of his mother's scene every time he saw Concubine Xiao, he had a headache, and hoped that there would be no more troubles at this family banquet.

After breakfast, Gu Qiyan went back to the palace alone, and when he was halfway there, he turned around and walked towards Yongning Hall.

Xiaodouzi followed behind, covering his mouth and smiling, winking and winking: "Your Highness, are you missing Master Guoshi?"

"..." Gu Qiyan was silent, but his face showed a bit of shyness.

Xiaodouzi has been by Gu Qiyan's side for seven or eight years. Since she was a child, she knew that her highness was a sullen person, and she was extremely indifferent to everything. Only when facing the master of the state teacher, would she show a bit of a youthful heart.

Regarding Gu Qiyan's silence at this moment, Xiaodouzi didn't take it seriously at all, and said happily, "Your Highness, you don't really want to abduct Master Guoshi back to Changxin Palace, do you?"

Gu Qiyan paused for a moment, then continued to walk forward as if nothing had happened, and asked in a flat tone: "Is it not possible?"

"Of course, if you really abduct Master Guoshi back to Changxin Palace, we slaves will be very happy. Everyone knows that Master Guoshi is the treasure of our country!" Xiaodouzi stood up Giving a thumbs up, the expression on his face was both proud and excited, even his eyes lit up.

There was an inconspicuous smile on the corner of Gu Qiyan's lips, and his footsteps became much lighter. Before he could reply, he saw the originally elated Xiaodouzi wilt, and said with a dejected expression: "Although this servant really wants your Highness to send you, Mr. Guoshi, Turn back to Changxin Palace, but Dayu has always had a rule that a master of the state cannot marry an emperor. Since Dayu established the dynasty, no one of the master of the state has broken it. If your highness..."

Xiaodouzi hesitated to speak, and simply ambiguous the next words, and finally said boldly: "Your Highness, you should know that the empress has high hopes for you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaodouzi saw his highness stop, he was taken aback, and subconsciously raised his head, only to find that they had arrived at the gate of Yongning Hall.

Gu Qiyan didn't go in, but stood outside for a long time, until several guards guarding the gate of Yongning Hall showed puzzled expressions, Xiaodouzi heard his highness say hoarsely: "This matter is indeed that this hall has failed the high expectations of the queen mother, But I believe the queen mother can understand."

Xiaodouzi was stunned at first, then shocked, and finally didn't know what expression to put on. He stammered and asked, "Your Highness, Your Highness, are you serious?"

Gu Qiyan didn't answer, just kept silent.

Xiaodouzi finally realized it. He should have thought of it when His Royal Highness was playing tricks to lure the Master of the National Teacher, but it was a pity that he fell under the "Meng Meng Meng" move of the Master of the National Teacher, and his brain was completely amusing. , Didn't find out what His Royal Highness was thinking at all.

Because of the special status of the National Teacher in Dayu, the entire Dayu Dynasty was proud to be able to marry the Master National Teacher, but it was a pity that this business was monopolized by members of the royal family, which made non-royal members feel very sorry.

In their view, it is perfectly normal to fall in love with Master Guoshi. After all, Master Guoshi is so cute, beautiful, and powerful. No one can resist the charm of Master Guoshi.

As for the term "human cats have different paths", it is absolutely scoffed at in their eyes.

What is love? Is it cool to flirt with cats?

What is the throne? Is it cool to flirt with cats?

Apparently neither.

It is the greatest honor for a genuine shit shoveler to be favored by the Master of the State Teacher and have the opportunity to shovel shit for him for a lifetime.

Don't you see how many princes in the past voluntarily gave up the position of crown prince for the sake of the master of the state, this is the charm of the master of the state, and this sacrifice can only be enjoyed by members of the royal family, and it directly makes those who do not meet the standard cry in the toilet up.

Therefore, in Xiaodouzi's view, it is normal for his highness to like the national teacher, and he is afraid that his highness will not be chosen by the national teacher in the future, so what should we do?

With a mood of half joy and half worry, Xiaodouzi followed Gu Qiyan into Yongning Hall.

As soon as he walked into the gate, he heard the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping inside. Gu Qiyan's expression changed, and he immediately stepped in. When he approached the small garden in front of the dormitory, he saw a fluffy shadow running towards him quickly. .

Gu Qiyan opened his hands subconsciously, and saw that fluffy shadow running over unceremoniously, grabbing his thigh, and without knowing how to move, it hung on his body in the blink of an eye, with both front paws dead. He slammed into the flesh of his shoulder, and turned his head to stare at the person who was chasing behind him.

"What's going on?" Gu Qiyan comforted the kitten in his arms, frowned and looked at a group of court ladies and eunuchs who were chasing up.

Most of them were in a panic, and Eunuch Wang at the head was still holding a small half bowl of black medicine. From a long distance, Gu Qiyan could smell the bitterness emanating from the medicine bowl.

Needless to say, he had already guessed some of the facts.

Several young eunuchs looked at each other and knelt down on the ground without making a sound. Wangcai was pushed out, and he bowed his waist and replied: "Returning to the Second Highness, the slaves are feeding the master medicine."

"What medicine do you give?"

"Anthelmintics."

"bitter?"

"..." Cold sweat broke out on Wangcai's forehead, and he said bravely, "It's bitter."

Gu Qiyan's eyes showed some clarity, and before he could speak, he saw the national teacher who had been pretending to be invisible in his arms, "Woooooo" twice, with full grievances, then raised his head, and pointed at him aggrievedly. There were some medicine stains and white foam on the mouth, which wet the long white hair on the chin.

Is this bitter enough to foam at the mouth?

Gu Qiyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and walked into the hall with the kitten in his arms: "You all get up first, Wangcai, go and get the jerky that the hall gave to Master Guoshi last time."

What are you going to do with the jerky?Pei Miao didn't react until seeing Gu Qiyan took the medicine from Wangcai, and he realized in horror that Gu Qiyan was going to feed him himself.

Meow, do you want to be so sad, he thought he had found a backer, and he was so pitiful to save the other party from the pain of taking medicine, but he didn't expect to send himself into the enemy's hands, should it be so miserable.

These bad guys don't like cats!

"Meow~" Quickly let the national teacher go down.

Pei Miao began to struggle, her cat eyes widened, her claws waved unwillingly, screaming heart-piercingly, Gu Qiyan almost couldn't hold him, so she had no choice but to pinch the soft flesh on his neck, half as a pet Drowning half threatened: "If you move around again, be careful not to fall, and then you will have to invite Physician Hua to drink those bitter medicines."

Following Gu Qiyan's movement of pinching his neck, Pei Miao's whole cat froze, not only stopped struggling, but also nestled in his arms docilely, Xiaodouzi shouted amazingly: "Your Highness, you are so powerful, you can make me cry with just one word!" Master Guoshi stopped struggling."

Hearing this, Pei Miao gave Xiaodouzi a sad and angry look, and if he could speak now, he would definitely give Xiaodouzi a smirk.

He was not threatened by Gu Qiyan's words at all, but the other party grabbed the soft flesh on the back of his neck, making him unable to move instinctively.

There are two magical switches on the cat's body, one is on the forehead and the other is on the neck. As long as the former is held down by someone, the kitten will be quiet no matter how much it barks its teeth and claws. Exception, unfortunately Pei Miao was not included in this exception.

The latter is much more powerful. As long as the method is appropriate and the strength is appropriate, once the soft flesh on the kitten's neck is pinched, any kitten will become extremely well-behaved, because the action of pinching the back of the neck imitates the mother cat holding the kitten. Kittens will instinctively settle down and wait for the mother cat to carry them from one place to another without any struggle.

But at this time, Pei Miao was controlled by instinct. As long as Gu Qiyan's hand was still pinching the soft flesh on the back of his neck, he would not dare to act rashly, nestled in the opponent's arms shyly, blinking a pair of watery eyes, Obediently shameless.

Gu Qiyan's heart softened, and he sat on the chair with the limp kitten in his arms, supported the back of his neck with one hand, and his buttocks with the other, making him face himself.

Pei Miao refused this shameful gesture, but what he refused even more was the medicine that was handed to his mouth. The bitter taste rushed into his nose as if consciously, and he wanted to "foam at the mouth" again before he drank it.

"Hey, drink the medicine."

Gu Qiyan's clear, youthful voice was full of pampering, and he passed the spoon in his hand a little further.

"Meow~" No...

Pei Miao's eyes widened in horror.

He just opened his mouth halfway, and a mouthful of bitter medicine was poured in, and it slid down his throat. This time, not only his tongue, but even his intestines could feel the bitter taste.

Pei Miao's whole meow is bad, and what makes him even worse is that he really called that "meow" just now?It was too coquettish and too pussy, he refused to admit it!

He is a 24k pure man with hairy feet, hairy chest, and chicks/chickens!