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"Master, the imperial dining room has delivered today's breakfast, when will you come over to eat?"

Outside the door, the new eunuch bowed his waist and asked softly about today's breakfast arrangements.

Pei Miao didn't pay any attention, and when he thought of the plate of boiled chicken breast, he lost his appetite. He used his paws to vent his anger and pulled the cat litter hard, and buried the freshly pulled poop tightly in the ground. Jumping out, he nervously rubbed his feces-buried front paws back and forth on the ground, and rushed out of the toilet after feeling clean.

With that light posture, that happy expression, the whole cat seems to be going to heaven.

The new eunuch grabbed the brocade handkerchief made of thousands of silks handed over by the maid, and chased after Pei Miao, shouting: "Master, the servant hasn't wiped it for you yet, come back quickly, ouch, master, run slowly!" Don’t fall, be careful of the claws on the ground.”

Pei Miao turned a deaf ear, and parkoured in the small garden of Yongning Palace, jumping from one end of the garden to the other, knocking down a vase, two stools, three court ladies, and several innocent little flower seedlings during the process. As the strong wind crossed the border, a group of court ladies and eunuchs who tried their best to persuade him followed behind him.

When Pei Miao finally got tired from running and stopped, the entire Yongning Palace was like a thief. The tables and chairs were toppled to the ground, the flowers, plants and trees were all ruined, and they lay pitifully on the ground. A group of court ladies and eunuchs Panting and collapsing on the ground, he wailed hoarsely: "Master, master, are you hungry, are you hungry? Slave, this slave will give you breakfast..."

After finishing speaking, the little eunuch died.

Pei Miao sighed bitterly, touched her flat stomach, and finally walked into the hall in a compromise.

Today's breakfast is already set on the dining table in the hall, a plate of boiled chicken breast, a plate of green cat grass, a plate of meat paste that looks like cake when stirred, and a bowl of lamb that smells like sheep. goat milk.

Pei Miao jumped onto the table with little interest, and the serving eunuch immediately came over to serve the dishes with a wink, brought the bowl of goat's milk to Pei Miao, and said with a flattering smile: "Master, please taste this goat's milk first, Imperial Physician Hua By the way, you have to drink a glass of goat milk every day, so that your body can look great!"

"..." Pei Miao was speechless, she put her hairy face close to the bowl of goat milk, suddenly a gust of hot air mixed with goat's anger rushed towards her face, very sexy.

He raised his head and looked at his little eunuch eagerly. He couldn't bear to refuse his kindness, so he took a deep breath to hold it back, and plunged his head into the goat's milk and licked it vigorously!

The little pink tongue loomed in the milky white goat's milk, and a group of cute court ladies and eunuchs couldn't stand it.

In a short while, the bowl of goat milk was completely drunk by Pei Miao. The little eunuch smiled happily, and put a plate of meat paste on the table in front of him, and said courteously: "Master, this is specially prepared for you by the Imperial Dining Room today." The meat sauce is made of nine kinds of meat, which is nutritious and extremely delicious, and it does not contain any salt, so it is guaranteed to meet your taste."

Pei Miao looked at the little eunuch resentfully, especially wanting to paw him in the face, unless he had a tendency to masochistic, otherwise he would not like this plate of unknown meat without any salt The minced meat!

So when Gu Qiyan came in, he saw their respected national teacher squatting on the table, staring bitterly at a plate of strangely colored meat paste in front of him. After sniffing it, he immediately turned his head in disgust, stretched out a front paw and quickly pawed on the table a few times, making a digging motion.

After finishing, he lowered his head and smelled the plate of minced meat, continued to turn his head in distaste, got up and walked around to the other side of the plate, and pawed on the table twice to dig a hole.

I did this three or four times, and finally gave up lazily, walked to the side of the table and squatted down, rolled myself into a ball, curled my tail, and buried my face in it.

Gu Qiyan was amused and puzzled, turned around and asked Xiaodouzi who was following him: "What are you doing, Mr. National Teacher?"

"Bury shit," Xiaodouzi blurted out, and then realized that the person he was answering was Gu Qiyan, and immediately explained, "Your Highness, my servant raised cats when I was a child, and those cats will make this action whenever they encounter food they don't like."

"Oh? So Master Guoshi dislikes that plate of meat paste and wants to bury them?" Gu Qiyan laughed dumbfounded, his whole brows and eyes became vivid. He was already exquisite and noble, and he looked even more beautiful when he smiled. It made all the maids in the palace look stupid.

Gu Qiyan strolled to the table, looked at the plate, and frowned immediately: "What are these things?" It smelled fishy and weak, and it didn't look good, so it's no wonder the Master of the State Council would dislike it.

The new little eunuch has never seen the world, and when he saw Gu Qiyan questioning him, he knelt down on the ground with a "plop", lowered his head and replied carefully: "This is specially made by the master of the imperial dining room for the master of the country according to the suggestion of the Chinese imperial physician. Doctor Hua said that the master should not eat salt, otherwise it will be bad for the kidneys, and more meat and water should be added to ensure health. Chicken, duck, beef, venison, mutton, rabbit meat, and pork are added to this plate of pureed meat Each of the nine kinds of meat, such as sea bass, quail and quail, is the freshest to achieve balanced nutrition.”

When the little eunuch answered, Pei Miao kept listening with his ears upright, and he was relieved until the little eunuch finished reporting the nine kinds of meat. Fortunately, no rat meat was added to the meat paste, otherwise he would really have to bury it. Shit.

He glanced at Gu Qiyan, remembering that this person not only helped him, but also saved the lives of Wangcai and Lianqiao, his favorability for him immediately rose, and in addition, he had misunderstood Gu Qiyan before, and his heart He was already guilty, but this guilt plus gratitude made him very excited when he saw Gu Qiyan at this time.

Pei Miao ran to Gu Qiyan's side in small steps, stood on the table with her little head up and gave him a "meow~" flatteringly, her sapphire blue eyes looked at him unblinkingly, the pupils were black and bright, matching With a pink nose and upturned lips, the whole cat is cute and sweet, capable of drowning people.

Sure enough, Gu Qiyan was shot by Pei Miao's malicious cuteness, and after a moment of stunned, he came back to his senses, his eyes dodged unnaturally, his ears turned red quietly where no one could see, and he cleared his throat after a long time , pointing to the plate of minced meat and asked: "My lord, do you want to eat this plate of minced meat?"

Pei Miao looked at the plate of meat paste following Gu Qiyan's fingers, gave a disgusted "meow~", and then made the gesture of burying shit again in front of everyone.

The little eunuch looked at his master with a constipated face, hesitated to speak several times, and finally chose to shut up and retreat silently.

Gu Qiyan had a smile on his brows, with fondness hidden in his eyes, he pushed the plate of meat paste away and said, "Since the Master of the State Teacher doesn't want to eat it, let the Imperial Dining Room make another breakfast and send it over."

After a pause, he turned his head to look at Pei Miao, and said: "Yesterday, our palace shot an elk on the hunting ground, and it has been dealt with and sent to the palace. Is the Master of the State Teacher interested in coming to my Changxin Palace to taste it?" one time?"

Pei Miao's stomach wasn't full yet, her eyes lit up when she heard the venison was eaten, and she quickly nodded to Gu Qiyan, fearing that the other party would regret it temporarily.

Gu Qiyan couldn't help laughing, looking at the furry ears on Pei Miao's head, he really wanted to go up and pinch them, and in fact he did the same.

When the soft and resilient cat ears touched the fingertips, the fluffy touch hit the heart directly. Gu Qiyan couldn't put it down, wishing that his hands could grow on the cat ears.

But this kind of intimate behavior made Pei Miao a little uncomfortable. His ears are the most sensitive part of him. He usually trembles when he touches the hairs of his ears. The thin cat ears came over, which made him feel embarrassed and palpitated. He wanted to free the ears and scratch them a few times with his paws, but remembering the venison he hadn’t eaten, he had no choice but to freeze his body and let the other party rub the tip of his ears Son.

The maids and eunuchs in the palace all looked at Gu Qiyan's fingers touching the cat's ears with salivating expressions, wishing that they were the ones touching Master Guoshi's ears at this time.

Master Guoshi's ears are so cute, they can play with them for a lifetime!

The time passed by 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes... When it was 5 minutes, Pei Miao really couldn't bear it anymore. He stared at a pair of watery cat eyes to protest, and let out a soft "meow", with a small appearance full of grievances.

The blood tanks of the people present were once again emptied. Why is their Master Guoshi so cute? Why? ! ! !

Gu Qiyan reluctantly moved his hand away from the cat's ear, the fingertips seemed to still have the cat's soft touch, he clenched his fist and pressed it to his lips and coughed lightly, and said: "Since Master Guoshi is willing to go to the palace If you are a guest in China, let’s go now, the venison may not be fresh after a long time.”

As he said that, he turned his head to look at Pei Miao, said with a smile on his face, "Master Guoshi, do you mind if I carry you there? It rained a little last night, so the road might be a little wet."

It is rainy at the turn of spring and summer. Fortunately, the rain has faded from the lingering spring. It usually clears up after a while, but puddles will accumulate on the road from time to time, making it very difficult to walk on wet ground.

Pei Miao raised her paws to look at her pink/tender meat pads. There was a tuft of snow-white hairs between her toes. If the meat pads stepped on the wet and cold road, his fur would definitely get wet, and it would still It will be sticky with dust, and it is very uncomfortable to think about it.

Cats are very clean animals. They have to lick themselves from top to bottom every day, before going to bed, licking after waking up, and licking after eating. They are in a good mood. Therefore, they lick their fur at least five times a day, each time at least half an hour After transmigrating into a cat, Pei Miao also inherited this habit of a cat.

In order not to make his claws dirty, he hesitated for less than a second and stretched out his claws to Gu Qiyan without hesitation, the meaning was obvious, begging for a hug!