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"Master?" Wangcai was surprised and delighted, struggling to turn over, but was pinned on his back by Pei Miao, who was flying over, and had no choice but to continue lying on his stomach.

"Master, why are you here? The smell of medicine in this servant's room is strong. Don't smoke you. Is it because the little eunuch who was temporarily transferred is not serving you well? Why don't you get up and serve you?" Wangcai, because of Pei Miao's arrival, The whole heart became soft and swollen, he didn't expect that the master of the country would come to see him specially, and those four soft/tender paws were still stepping on his back, it was too much. It's over, this life is worth it!

Wangcai groaned so movedly that he couldn't control himself.

The living envoy who was hiding in the dark was also moved to tears, and wrote on the paper: "On xx, xx, xx, the Master of the National Normal University personally asked Mr. Wang who was punished by the staff in Yongning Palace. During the period, the National Normal University The people speak kindly, the attitude is kind, and the scene is very touching!!"

This live broadcast was also rushed out of the palace by [-] miles. The people of Dayu burst into tears and praised it after watching it. Their national teacher was really kind-hearted and moved the world. They really wanted to be punished. , Let Master Guoshi give condolences!

Boo!Boo!Boo!

At this time, Wang Gonggong, who was envied by thousands of people, looked at his master with a constipated expression, his expression was turbulent and tangled, because the national teacher he admired was looking at his... ass with a serious face.

"Meow~" Does it hurt?

Pei Miao stretched out a small fluffy claw, and tentatively poked Eunuch Wang's buttocks. It was soft and elastic, and the claw felt good.

Eunuch Wang was stepped on by the cat's paw, and his whole body became obscene. He tried hard to control the expression on his face so as not to make himself look too obscene, and his whole face was distorted.

He twisted his thigh hard before pressing down the corners of his upturned lips. He turned his head and lowered his eyebrows and said pleasantly: "Master, don't worry, this slave has rough skin and thick flesh. It doesn't matter if you hit the board ten times, it just looks scary." , Tomorrow the servant will get up and wait for you to wash up."

"Meow~" You don't need to wait on me, you should take care of your injuries first.

Pei Miao patted Wangcai's buttocks again, then squatted on the head of the bed wagging her tail, lowered her head in frustration and apologized to Wangcai: "Meow~" I'm sorry, I shouldn't have left without saying hello. You and Forsythia.

Pei Miao wanted to say this sentence before, but he didn't have the chance, now seeing Wangcai hurt like this, the guilt in his heart is even deeper.

It's a pity that Wangcai didn't pass the tenth-level meow language certificate, so he didn't know what Pei Miao was talking about.

He grinned and smiled foolishly: "Master, I would like to thank the master for interceding in front of the Second Highness today, otherwise the slave's ass will really bloom. After the injury is healed, the slave will also thank the Second Highness, and then I will bring my company Tilt together."

To thank His Highness the Second?Pei Miao looked like she had eaten a fly, and looked at Wangcai with mentally retarded eyes, thinking that Wangcai would not be beaten out of trouble, and she wanted to thank the person who beat him.

Wangcai has been in the palace since he was a child, and what he is best at is observing words and expressions. When he sees Pei Miao, he knows what he is thinking.

He took a peek at Pei Miao, and shouted in his heart that master is so cute! !Then he explained with a serious face: "No matter what the reason is for the master to leave the palace this time, it is the dereliction of duty of the slave and Lianqiao. The national teacher has always been Dayu's key protection object. Now that something like this happened, the emperor will definitely punish him severely. Yes, not to mention playing a few boards, even a small life may be lost, not to mention Forsythia, even if the emperor does not want her life, the people outside the palace will not agree."

Thinking that his head might be in a different place, Wangcai shuddered violently, touching the wound behind him, grinning his teeth in pain, it took him a while to recover, took a breath and said: "Second Highness, look It seems to be a heavy punishment, but in fact, his subordinates are merciful. He convicts us first, and the emperor will not be able to pursue further. He can also stop the mouths of other people inside and outside the palace. In addition, there is a master who pleads for us. The result now is much better than the slaver expected."

It turned out to be the case.

Pei Miao suddenly realized, and then she felt ashamed that she had misunderstood Gu Qiyan, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment, but fortunately Mao Hou couldn't see it, if there was a chance, he had to thank Gu Qiyan.

Wangcai didn't notice Pei Miao's abnormality, so he continued on his own: "Before this servant came to Yongning Palace, he was on duty at the Second Highness's place. Give us something, the slave still has a piece of jade pendant given to me by the Second Highness, but it's a pity that the slave was just cleaning the courtyard before, so I didn't have a chance to get close to the Second Highness."

For this reason, Wangcai regretted it for a while, then changed the topic, and looked at Pei Miao with burning eyes: "Master, you don't know the ladies and princes in the palace yet, how about a brief introduction for you?"

Pei Miao nodded. Anyway, everyone likes to listen to gossip, which is just to pass the boring time at night.

Wangcai was encouraged, and immediately began to tell the stories that Emperor Qinglong's harem had to tell, counting one by one with his fingers: "Our emperor has one empress, two concubines and four concubines, plus several Jie Yumei. The empress is No.1 in the harem, she was born in the Yun family, her father is a scholar of Wenyuan Pavilion, her elder brother is the prime minister of the court, with a high position and power, and most of the court officials are students of the Yun family."

"Secondly is Concubine Xiao who was named a noble concubine. She was born in the Xiao family and has been a military general for generations. Her grandfather is the Duke of Zhenguo, and her elder brother is General Pingxi. He is deeply favored by the emperor, and his reputation is not inferior to that of the empress."

"The other concubine Shu came from a low family background. She used to be the maidservant of the empress dowager and was given to the emperor. Later, she gave birth to His Royal Highness and was named a concubine."

"Our Majesty doesn't have many princes. Apart from the First Highness born to Concubine Shu, there are only the Second Highness born to the Queen, the Third Highness born to Concubine Xiao, and the Fourth Highness born to Concubine Zhen, but there are quite a lot of princesses, except for the Queen and Concubine Xiao In addition, several other concubines and beauties have added several princesses to the emperor, the youngest princess was born to the concubine Li, who just had a full moon a while ago, but unfortunately she is not in good health and often falls ill."

Wangcai grew up in the palace since he was a child. When he was free, he liked to squat in the corner with a group of eunuchs and maids to exchange information about the various palaces. The resources of gossip were very rich, and when he talked about the harem, he was so clear that Pei Miao was taken aback for a while.

When he heard the grievances between the empress and concubine Xiao, he immediately imagined a bloody drama about love and killing each other in his brain, and he was very self-entertaining.

The living envoy who had been hiding in a corner and listening to gossip silently, finally couldn't help jumping out when he heard Wangcai talking about the Second Highness Gu Qiyan and the Third Highness Gu Qiming, took out the "Prince's Secret History" he carried with him, and opened the first page On page 29, he began to popularize the science with a solemn expression: "Eunuch Wang, I feel that the information you reported to the Master of the State Teacher just now is wrong. According to my investigation, the difference between the birth dates of the Second Highness and the Third Highness is not three months. It's two months and [-] days. The Second Highness was born in Dongyue, so he is one year older than the Third Highness."

Pei Miao couldn't help but give him a thumbs up from the sober explanation of the living order envoy. He even counted the number of days of birth so clearly, he deserves to be the daily order envoy!

"Also, the Second Highness didn't know poetry at the age of three and prose at the age of five. He could memorize poems when His Highness was two years and nine months old, and he could read and write when he was four years and six months old. I still keep the calligraphy of His Highness the Second Highness when he was young, and plan to pass it on to the descendants of Weichen."

"..." Pei Miao's beard twitched twice, not knowing what expression to put on.

"As for the Third Highness, he has been able to wield knives and guns since he was a child. At the age of two, he learned to use a knife to threaten the mother around him to give him cakes. At the age of six, he learned to ride a horse, but he fell off the horse and broke his arm. At the age of eight, Shi used a spear to drive the Taifu out of the school, alas..." Born by the same father, why is there such a big difference? !

"..." Pei Miao could figure it out. This is the typical comparison between a bear kid and the kid from the neighbor's house. It's just that the poor Third Highness has completely turned into a reckless man who can only wield knives and guns in the eyes of the civil servants.

Pei Miao raised her hind legs and kicked the fur around her ears. It seemed that the empress faction and the Concubine Xiao faction were competing fiercely. They wanted to fight for both the husband and the throne, but they didn't know whether it was the barrel of the gun that overwhelmed the pen or the pen overwhelmed the gun.

But these are not what he wants to care about. As a meow with status, Pei Miao's goal is very clear, which is to pretend to be a cat national teacher to the end!

Because of Wangcai and Forsythia being fined, there was no one available around Pei Miao, and the temporary eunuch was not familiar with the situation of Yongning Palace, which caused Pei Miao's quality of life to plummet.

For example, the pan-fried pork belly that is necessary every morning is gone, and it is replaced with boiled chicken breast, which is so bland that the tongue is almost out of order.

For example, the room was burnt with incense. Although the smell was very mild, but the cat's nose was fine, every time Pei Miao walked into the room, he would be so smoked that he couldn't breathe.

For example, the little eunuch grumbled every time he combed his hair, and even tried to comb the hair on his stomach. How could this kind of place, which only the closest people were allowed to touch, be easily exposed to strangers? !

Due to various reasons, Pei Miao became depressed, and whenever he was depressed, he wanted to dig a hole to vent.

So in a certain luxurious room of Yongning Hall, the Master of the State Council was quickly pawing at the cat litter with his claws, turning over the pot of green tea-flavored food-grade tofu sand with a "squeak" sound, and waiting for a satisfactory hole to be dug out. Then he stopped, walked around, and then squatted down on the pit with a solemn expression, raised his tail, pouted his buttocks, looked at the sky at 45 degrees with his little hairy face, and started pooping!