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Pei Miao silently covered her face with her paws, surrounded by the sound effect of Fu Gonggong, which was comparable to a stereo: "This comb is carved from a whole piece of top-grade suet white jade, and the tips of the comb are polished to be very smooth and round. It will not hurt your delicate skin, Mr. Guoshi, and these cat litters are all tributed from the state capitals below. There are three items in total. Do you want to try the paw feeling first, Mr. Guoshi, before deciding? Which one do you keep?"

As soon as Eunuch Fu finished his words, three young eunuchs came forward with three trays.

Pei Miao licked her paw, and meowed at the little eunuch on the left. The little eunuch immediately had a smile on his face, approached Pei Miao carefully but excitedly, knelt on the ground and raised the tray in his hand.

After the red silk on the tray was uncovered, a pile of fiery red soil particles was revealed inside. If you look carefully, there are tiny holes in each soil particle. It is a bit like the bentonite clay used for cats in Pei Miao’s previous world, but the quality is better. , more uniform particles, no dust at all.

Mr. Fu explained next to him: "This is the bentonite sand sent by Jeju Prefecture. It is said that it is collected from the rock and soil several kilometers away from the bottom of Longpan Mountain in the local area. The water absorption and deodorization effects are first-class. The most important thing is to use The material is natural, exuding a natural atmosphere all the time.”

Pei Miao was speechless, and cast her eyes on the tray in the hands of the second eunuch. Mr. Fu immediately stepped forward and explained: "This is cat litter from Xing'an Mansion, where tofu is a specialty, so this cat litter is made of tofu. The top-grade Longjing tea is also added in it. The milk fragrance of tofu and the tea fragrance of Longjing combine to give off a unique fragrance, which is very pleasant to smell. The characteristics of this cat litter are fresh and natural, environmentally friendly and healthy, even if you lick it, it will be fine. Yes, because the cat litter is made of food-grade materials, it can be eaten!"

After finishing speaking, Eunuch Fu took a piece of bean curd sand and put it in his mouth, and said after a couple of clicks, "It melts in the mouth, it is soft, glutinous and smooth, and tastes good."

Pei Miao: "..." It's no wonder that Eunuch Fu was able to become the chief executive, it really is hard work!

When the third tray was uncovered, Pei Miao was almost blinded by the light refracted by the things inside. There were a handful of exquisite crystals on the tray, and each crystal was cut into a polyhedral sphere. shining.

Crystals come in many colors, white, yellow, pink, and purple, and they are beautifully mixed together. If he hadn't known it was cat litter in advance, Pei Miao would almost have thought it was a gift for him.

Mr. Fu showed some satisfaction on his face, and his attitude became more respectful. He said to Pei Miao: "This is the crystal sand that Tridacna Kingdom paid tribute to. The fact that these cat litters are here is considered intentional."

"Master Guoshi, look at this cat litter. Each cat litter is dug out of top crystal caves, and then carved by skilled craftsmen. There is no dust interference at all. I heard that there is a kind of firefly powder in it. It can emit brilliant light at night, making you feel like a dream when you go to the toilet, and enjoy extraordinary, it is definitely the most luxurious among these three cat litters, and it is the most worthy of you."

Pei Miao: "..." Luxurious and extravagant!He couldn't think of anything else but the word.

Eunuch Fu lined up three little eunuchs holding cat litter, bowed respectfully to Pei Miao, and said, "Master, please try the claws of these cat litter first, if you are satisfied The ones left will be kept, and the slave will order others to send more.”

Pei Miaomu nodded with a grumpy face, holding back the shame to pick up the three piles of cat litter.

As a hard-working person dressed as a cat, Pei Miao spent three days digesting the fact that she had become a cat, five days to accept the cat food that could fade out of a bird, and ten days to accept the fact that she was transformed into a cat with four legs. Walking, it took n days to admit that he could only meow but could not speak, but he felt that he would never get used to using cat litter to go to the toilet psychologically, and a bunch of people would follow behind to wipe his butt after using it.

Shame on cats!

But cats have strong habits. Even if he is unwilling to use cat litter, his instinct still drives him to find a pile of sand, dig a hole, poop, sniff it, and then bury it with his paws.

Although he really disliked such behavior, every time he buried the excrement, he felt the smell of poop on his paws.

In particular**.

Pei Miao refused in her heart, but her paws involuntarily stretched towards the cat litter.

The first thing I touched was the pile of rock and soil that was said to be mined a few thousand meters from the bottom of the mountain. To be honest, the claws are not very good, a bit rough and hard. The most important thing is that the particles of this cat litter are very small, and it is extremely easy to pinch. If it gets into the gap between the claws, it will still stick to the fur. After trying it once, I don't want to try it again.

Pei Miao shook her paw in disgust, and the little eunuch holding the bentonite sand immediately bowed and stepped aside.

The second one I tried was bean curd sand, which is larger than the previous bentonite sand. It has a small cylindrical shape, a light milky yellow color, and a fine surface. When turning sand, there will be a sound of gravel colliding, which sounds very good.

The last one I tried was the luxury version of crystal sand. When the claws are put down, it is icy and cool, and has the unique refreshing feeling of jade. It is definitely a pleasure to turn sand in summer, but it is not so good in winter.

As Mr. Fu said, this cat litter has no dust at all, avoiding the trouble of sneezing due to dust, and it is very beautiful. Each crystal is exquisite, round and lovely.

It's just that the claws don't feel very good, they're hard, and stepping on them has the same effect as an acupressure board, and using crystals to bury shit is too fucking extravagant!

"Master, which of these three types of cat litter do you like?" Wang Cai half-kneeled in front of Pei Miao, wrung out the towel with warm water, and carefully wiped the pads on his paws, for fear that the dirt on the cat litter would stain the country. Master Shi's jade claw.

With a deep expression on Pei Miao's face, a pair of sapphire-blue oval cat's eyes flicked over the three types of cat litter one by one, and the bentonite sand scratched the claws, crossed them out!Crystal sand is too extravagant, cross it out!All that's left is tofu sand.

He stretched out his paws and tapped on the tofu sand, indicating that he liked this cat litter. Eunuch Fu immediately came over with a smile on his face, and bowed to Pei Miao: "Since Master Guoshi has chosen this cat litter, this slave will give it to you." Go back and report to the emperor, by the way, there is another thing here, the slave, the emperor asked the slave to hand it over to you in person."

"?" Pei Miao squatted up, her ears pricked up, and the big fluffy tail flicked behind her. That curious little look made all the court ladies and eunuchs cute.

Eunuch Fu wiped off the nosebleed, took out a brocade box from his sleeve with shaking hands, and opened it to reveal a bead the size of a ping-pong ball inside: "Look, my lord, this is the luminous pearl presented by Jiaoguo, round and clear , without flaws, it can be said that there is no one in a million. This time, Jiaoguo presented three luminous pearls. The emperor gave the other two luminous pearls to the second prince and the third prince respectively. The remaining one is the most precious. Bring it to you."

After finishing speaking, Eunuch Fu placed the Ye Mingzhu on the imperial concubine's couch. The snow-white and moist pearl looked like a ball of soft glutinous glutinous rice balls under the reflection of the sun. The beads rolled immediately.

Cats are naturally interested in moving gadgets. Before Pei Miao could react, his body had already jumped out, chasing the rolling night pearl, and moving the ball with his paws from time to time to make it move forward in a straight line. Roll, and then I jumped to the front of the ball and stopped it with my paws, having a great time playing.

Eunuch Fu watched Pei Miao play for a long time, and laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth: "The emperor is really good at predicting things, the master of the state really likes this Ye Mingzhu very much, our family has to go back early and tell him the good news, old man, Wang Cai, after our family leaves, you have to take good care of us in the Palace of Yongning, and you must not be sloppy in the slightest, understand?"

"Slave understands." Wang Cai responded, and sent Eunuch Fu out of the house. When he came back, he didn't see Pei Miao on the imperial concubine's bed. He was startled, and cold sweat broke out on his back.

There are many people serving in the Yongning Palace, but only he and Lianqiao are guarding the private courtyard where the national teacher lives daily, and everyone else is on duty outside the courtyard. Seeing the Master of the State Teacher, this is the rule of the State Teachers of the past dynasties, there should be no more than three people who serve personally, so as not to disturb the purity of the State Teacher.

The advantages of fewer people are obvious, the staff is simple, the relationship is harmonious, and there will be no fanatical fans rushing into the small courtyard to surprise the Master, but the disadvantages of fewer people are also obvious, such as the current situation.

Wangcai prayed that Master Guoshi was carried away by Forsythias, while walking quickly towards the bedroom, and happened to meet Forsythia who came out with silk thread at the door.

"Lianqiao, where is the master, did you carry her away?"

"Isn't master playing with night pearls on the couch?" Lian Qiao looked puzzled, and when she was about to ask again, she saw Wangcai's face was pale, and cold sweat broke out on her forehead: "Master is not on the couch, that's why I asked you Did not take the master away."

"Impossible, I clearly saw the master on the couch just now." Lian Qiao was in a hurry, she didn't care about the silk thread in her hand, and immediately trotted into the small garden, Wang Cai followed suit.

The place where the imperial concubine's couch was placed was not a few steps away from the entrance of the sleeping hall. When Lian Qiao trotted over, she saw that the imperial concubine's couch was empty, and the small garden was as silent as death.