How do shit shovel officers organize a group to propose marriage?

The childish "meow~" directly made Emperor Qinglong and the other people present beating wildly, and those who had poor concentration had already turned their backs and covered their noses to wipe their nosebleeds.

The national teacher is still so young, but the skill of acting cute is so profound, it's incredible.

The painter who had been hiding in the dark immediately wrote quickly, and drew the scene where Master Guoshi meowed at Emperor Qinglong just now, and then wrote a touching lyric by the living Lingshi, and sent it urgently in eight hundred miles After entering the palace, it was hung on the bulletin board to broadcast the first meow three days after Master Guoshi came to Dayu.

So in less than half an hour, everyone in the capital knew about it. Some merchants took the opportunity to hold a big banquet, and invited the people in the city to drink and eat for free, earning enough fame and gimmicks. up.

Pei Miao digs her ears. She really can't believe that the meowing just now came from his mouth. It doesn't matter that the cat he possesses looks like a loli, but the voice is so soft, just like a baby, isn't it? Is he destined to go on the path of a fake mother in this life and never turn back?

It's miserable!Absolutely!people!Huan!

Pei Miao turned her head silently, at a 45-degree angle, eating claws!

Emperor Qinglong had a panoramic view of Pei Miao's movements, and said with a smile, "Ai Qing, today I found a personal eunuch for you, are you satisfied?"

As he said that, he stepped aside, revealing Wangcai with his head down behind him.

Pei Miao suddenly realized that the new eunuch was not the successor of Eunuch Fu, but his shit-shoveling officer.

"Meow~" raised his head.

The little eunuch in front of him timidly took two steps forward, still bowing his head, but this did not prevent Pei Miao from observing his expression, who made him a little milk cat now, no matter how short he was, he was a giant in front of him, look Everyone has to look up, and they can't be more worried.

Fortunately, this little eunuch is quite suitable for him. Not to mention his delicate features, he is also very shy and honest. At first glance, he is a good candidate for shoveling shit.

Pei Miao became a little interested. He has always adhered to the code of conduct of "Once you come, you will be safe". Since you have become a cat, you must give it a good life. "In this matter, you must make yourself comfortable.

He is a cat now, and his sense of smell and hearing are n times more sensitive than when he was a human. This has both advantages and disadvantages. The biggest disadvantage is that every time he smells his own poop, he will faint from the smell, so the shit shoveler is very important!

"Meow~" What's your name?

Wangcai's heart was about to crumble at the sound of "meow~". Feeling the eyes of the Master of the State Teacher on him, he was about to shake with excitement, but as a young eunuch with professionalism, he He perfectly controlled his emotions, his attitude became more respectful, and he said softly, "Master, this servant is named Wangcai, and he used to work in the Changxin Palace of His Highness the Second Highness."

Prosperity?Isn't that the dog's name?

Pei Miao laughed, and was a little more satisfied with the little eunuch in front of him, and gave a "meow" to Emperor Qinglong, expressing that he accepted the little eunuch.

So the living orderer who was hiding in the dark added another live broadcast content: "In the month of xx, xx, Mr. Guoshi used his own extraordinary charm to subdue a shit-shoveling officer. Congratulations!"

Eunuch Wang is a qualified shit-shoveling officer. Since he came to Yongning Hall, he has taken care of all the affairs in the hall, and Pei Miao only needs to do three things, that is, eat well, sleep well, Have fun, have a pretty leisurely life.

It is late spring now, the weather is fine, and the warm wind mixed with the unknown fragrance of flowers gently passes through the fur.

Pei Miao was lying on the imperial concubine couch specially made for him, with her limbs spread out, drying her belly in the sun.

He is still a milk cat now, and he is only more than two months old in the bronze mirror. The fur on his body has not grown well, and it is fluffy.

The fur on the stomach is extraordinarily soft, sticking to the stomach obediently, and warmed by the sun, it looks so easy to touch, even Pei Miao couldn't help stretching out her paws to grab it.

Well, the claws feel good!

Sitting on the small round stool next to him was a court lady in pink, named Lianqiao, who was embroidering with a square of red silk at this moment.

The pattern of the cat fluttering the butterfly was vividly embroidered by her, and the silk thread in her hand was like a dancing butterfly, which immediately attracted Pei Miao's attention.

No way, ever since he became a cat, he found that he has become less and less resistant to jumping gadgets, whether it is a rolling ball or a dancing rope, as long as he can move, he has a strong desire/ Wang wants to use his claws to scoop it up and stuff it into his mouth...

The habits of cats are truly horrific.

The silk thread in front of her eyes was flying up and down with the movement of Forsythia, Pei Miao's claws were about to move, and the tail behind her was wagging uncontrollably from side to side, her eyes were fixed on the silk thread as it swung back and forth for a moment.

Almost subconsciously, when the silk thread was closest to him, Pei Miao stretched out her claws without hesitation, the pads of her flesh opened, grabbed the silk thread and pulled it towards him, while opening her mouth to try to bite the silk thread Don't let it escape.

However, the moment he was about to bite, the silk thread in his paw was taken back by Forsythia: "Master, this silk thread cannot be played with. If you are bored, how about I let Xiao Lizi play with you?"

It's not that good, that little plum can only make funny faces, it has no meaning at all, Pei Miao turned over and lay on the couch sleepily, her eyes continued to stare at the dangling silk thread.

Seeing this, Forsythia had no choice but to put down the embroidery in her hand, and said with a smile: "Master, this is a quilt embroidered for you. A few bolts of ice silk were tributed from the south a while ago. It is soft and comfortable, light and breathable, and it is most suitable for summer. They were all used to make inner clothes for the queen and a few favored highnesses, but after your master came, the emperor gave all these few bolts of cloth to you, saying that they were to make some summer quilts for you."

As she said that, she touched the silk in her hand very lovingly, raised her head and continued: "Master, I want to make two quilts for you. The pattern on this one is cats playing with butterflies. What pattern do you like on the next one?"

Forsythia spread out a bunch of flowers and placed them in front of Pei Miao. There were hundreds of flowers wearing butterflies, fish playing with lotus pods, branches at spring dawn, colored balls playing with cats, and so on. .

Pei Miao raised her eyes and glanced at the flower shapes with little interest, stretched out her paw lazily and patted the most pleasing flower shape, then retracted her paw and squatted on the couch in a cos hen squatting position, squatting slightly Close your eyes, enjoying the feeling of the sun baking the fur.

Forsythia's eyes lit up, she picked up the flower he had chosen and looked at it carefully, pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Master's vision is good, this ball play cat was specially drawn by the servant girl, not only the main picture is cute and cute , even the corn weeds on the border are full of wildness, I think the master will like it."

Hearing this, Pei Miao looked up at the sky with a guilty conscience. It turned out that the edge of the lock was a dog's tail grass, and he thought it was hemp rope. No wonder he fell in love with this flower at first sight. It turned out that it was the nature of cats, and they were born with no resistance to cat teasers!

In the distance, Eunuch Wang was directing a group of eunuchs to work. When he turned around, he saw Eunuch Fu leading a group of people towards them. It seemed that they were rewarded again.

Wangcai hurriedly led people up to greet him, and after saluting, he got up and stood behind Eunuch Fu.

Fulai looked Wangcai up and down a few times, and said with a smile: "Looking at you, I think you've had a good stay in Yongning Palace these few days, work hard, and being able to work by the Master's side is something that no one can ask for. blessing."

"Follow the teachings of Yifu, Wangcai will serve Master Guoshi well."

"That's good," Eunuch Fu smiled gratifiedly at Wangcai, "You take our family to see the Master of the State Teacher, the emperor rewarded some things, and let the Lord of the State Teacher choose some that he likes."

Wangcai didn't dare to be negligent, and led Eunuch Fu to go in, and while he was lowering his head, he secretly looked back, and saw a row of court ladies and eunuchs following behind, everyone was holding something in their hands, which seemed heavy.

Bypassing the arch of hanging flowers, you will arrive at the place where Pei Miao basks in the sun.

The imperial concubine's couch was placed in a small courtyard surrounded by sparse flowers and trees. A silk tree had already burst into green buds. It was extremely green in the spring, and it was especially beautiful against the surrounding flowers of various colors.

Pei Miao squinted her eyes and looked in the direction of the arched door. She stuck out her tongue and licked her paws. Suddenly, there was a sound of breathing, and she could faintly hear comments such as "so cute" and "Master Guoshi is so cute" .

Eunuch Fu's face remained motionless, but his heart was already beating wildly. He tried his best to maintain his image as a chief executive, and bowed his head in salute: "My slave, Fulai, has met the Master of the State Teacher."

"Meow~" Get up.

"Thank you, my lord."

Fulai straightened up, his face became a chrysanthemum with a smile on his face, flatteringly said: "My lord, the slave has sent you some things by the emperor's order. If you like it, you can keep it. If you don't like it, the slave will send someone else." to change."

"Meow~" Take a look.

"Yes," Eunuch Fu took a step back, motioning for a court lady who came with him to come forward, and lifted the silk cloth on the tray in her hand, revealing a delicate and small pot-bellied porcelain vase inside, "This is the imperial doctor's gift to the Master of the State Council." You specially prepared the fat cream, which is blended with Tianshan snow lotus, ginseng, angelica, suet and other medicinal materials. Rub it on your paw pads twice a day to ensure that your meat pads are tender and smooth. Can't afford the slightest cocoon."

Pei Miao: "..." Why does this sound so much like selling cosmetics?

"And this," Eunuch Fu waved his hand to let the first maid go down, and called the next one, "This is the top tonic that was tributed to the north. I heard that after eating it, it improves eyesight and promotes growth. All the teachers of the past dynasties love to eat it. And the effect is very good, Master Guoshi, you can stay and try it."

Pei Miao: "..." Are you sure this tonic isn't taurine?How did you extract it? Couldn't it be from a mouse?

Although he was transformed into a cat, his human soul is still alive. If he is really allowed to eat mice, he is afraid that he will suffer from psychological shadows. Help...