Serving Master Tianshi

Li Nan was very unhappy now, he glared at the ghost-hunting gadget on the hanging roof, and scolded in a low voice: "Who is the ghost?"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and asked Yan Yan, "Why can it jump so high?"

"The traits of ghosts, otherwise, how do you think those ghosts are lying on top of your head at every turn and scaring you by losing some hair? Are they all descendants of martial arts families with extraordinary talents?"

The ghost in the examination room yelled for a long time, and Shu Er realized that it was a ghost, and shouted to the ground: "Who are you? Why can you see Xiaosheng!... But it is also a ghost?"

"We are your father." Seriously taking advantage of other ghosts, he whispered into Li Nan's ear again: "It's harmless, it doesn't reject your red rope, and it's all over my body." Murderous Qi turned a blind eye to it, he was a little fool in the whole ghost, he loved to show off his knowledge, he was happy when he saw that others got the questions wrong, and felt that no one was as knowledgeable as him."

After he finished speaking, Li Nan didn't respond for a long time, and he was very dissatisfied with being ignored. He poked Li Nan's cheek with his fingertips, frowned and called his name: "Li Nan!"

"Wait a minute." Li Nan threw aside his troublesome hand, leaned forward and looked seriously at the question that the ghost in the examination room said he had done wrong. He re-read the classical Chinese text and brought it into context analysis , and turned to the end of the exercise booklet to check the answer, "...I am right about this question."

Banquet of words and deeds: "..."

He was about to say that if you are right, you are right, the imperial examination ghost rushed to Li Nan's table aggressively, "You are wrong! Dao, of course, I said, Dao Shengyi..."

"Can you connect the context, the Tao here means passing through," Li Nan drew out the original text with a pen, the imperial examination ghost hooked his hands, stretched his neck and glared, "It's nonsense, everything comes from the Tao, What does it mean to pass by, alas, you are really stupid and confused."

Li Nan: "..."

Seeing that Li Nan had fallen into silence, and would perish in it if he didn't break out, Yan Yan hurriedly fulfilled his duties of being a father with random words, glared at the unlucky son of the ghost in the examination room as a warning, and then patted his precious son Li Nan on the shoulder, "Don't worry about fools. If it can do it right, it can win the exam, so it will be full of resentment and become an imperial examination ghost..."

Before he finished speaking, a muffled sound erupted from Li Nan's desk. The sudden vibration bit his tongue, and he grinned his teeth in pain. Along with his cry of pain, there was the hysterical scream of the ghost in the examination room. "Ah, my hand, my hand—"

The students who were walking around or chatting together came over after hearing the reputation, and saw a signature pen stuck on Li Nan's desk, the tip of the pen was completely submerged under the desk, and the deity who caused all this was clenching fiercely. The fist, the expression of prey seems to want to eat people.

"Li Nan?" The classmate who was close and the most important thing was that he was not afraid of death came over and asked, "You are strong enough...why, who messed with you?"

"It's okay." Li Nan's expression changed suddenly, he raised his head with a smile, and his expression was calm and composed, "The college entrance examination is coming soon, and I was a little irritable, but I'm much better now."

"Uh, do you want me to recommend some decompression games for you? Be careful of being scolded by the class teacher for destroying public property like this."

"It's really fine."...

Li Nan was still arguing with his classmates, but he could clearly see the words and deeds on the other side. The signature pen penetrated the back and palm of the imperial examination ghost's hand, and fixed its entire hand on the desk.

Don't casually say that Xueba's questions are wrong--Words and deeds have engraved this wise saying in his heart, and look at Li Nanqi who has never said a single swear word.

But in fact, there is another reason for Li Nan's sudden anger. After dealing with the classmates who joined in the fun, he turned around and leaned back on the chair, folded his hands on his chest, and interrogated the ghost in the examination room in a low voice, "Stop howling, you Tell me the truth, how many people's answers have you corrected? Under what circumstances did you correct them, the previous monthly exam, final exam, last year's college entrance exam, and various exams in society, did you go in and make trouble?"

As soon as he heard the words and deeds, he could understand the reason of Li Nan's real anger, but the pain on the tip of his tongue was so painful that he couldn't speak with his mouth covered. , the brain is still not bright, it actually got entangled: "What do you mean by making trouble? Xiaosheng corrected your mistakes with good intentions and good intentions, but it's fine if you don't know how to repent, and you actually repay your favor..."

The ancient Chinese is not the old Chinese, the vernacular is not the vernacular, and the speech is slow and sour, and the content is even more so that two veins pop up on Li Nan's arms. Immediately, he skillfully took out another signature pen and handed it to him, "Damn it!" it."

The imperial examination ghost immediately let out a howling sound. If it wasn’t for being a ghost, it would have peed its pants. It shivered and shouted: “Never, never! Xiaosheng is most afraid of those places where the exams are, and he dare not approach them. How can you go in and guide others!"

He also said it was a guide, and he really didn't repent... Li Nan pursed his lips helplessly, but since this ghost just changed other people's answers blindly on weekdays, he didn't bother to care about it, "Go and give people all the answers you changed. Change it back, I will let you go today, you can hang around in the future, but you can't touch other people's things."

The ghost in the examination room hurriedly nodded his head. After Li Nan took away the pen, he rubbed his sore palms, and lingered on like forgetting the pain after healed a scar. He asked shyly, "Why can't Xiaosheng change your answer?"

The signature pen twirled between Li Nan's well-articulated fingers. He smiled but did not answer. He just raised his left index finger and nodded, telling the imperial examination ghost to quickly do what it should do. The imperial examination ghost did not want to reply to it after meeting Li Nan. After jumping one meter away, he still turned his head and said, "Your interpretation of 'Tao' is really wrong..."

Li Nan suddenly stood up and stabbed the imperial examination ghost in the lower abdomen with a stroke, carried it on his shoulder like a sack, walked to the window in three steps, took out his pen and threw the ghost out.

The classmate sitting by the window stared at Li Nan's inexplicable movements with dumbfounded eyes, and asked after a moment of hesitation, "Li Nan, are you really alright?"

"...It's okay, the pressure is too much, let's blow some air."

"..."

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Until the next day after dinner, the speech and deed banquet still suddenly snickered twice from time to time, and then glanced at Li Nan like a thief, covering his face with something at hand, Li Nan was laughed unbearably by him, and stood in front of a group of squares at the gate of the community Aunt Wu kicked him in the face, "Enough, what's so funny!"

"But when I think of how you were out of breath yesterday, hahaha..."

"I see that your cough has stopped recently, but you have been panting?"

Words and deeds blinked and shouted in surprise: "Eh? I really didn't notice if you didn't mention it. I haven't coughed for a long time!"

"...Aren't you a fool?"

"It's something to celebrate—"

As soon as Li Nan heard this, he knew that the banquet of words and deeds was going to cause trouble, "What are you celebrating? I have homework in my backpack. I will accompany you wherever you want to go in 30 days." Speaking of this, Li Nan suddenly realized that he had finished the exam. You must bring a feast of words and deeds to live with you at home, and you will live there for three months. How should you explain the reason to your parents?

"The sound of square dancing is so loud, you can't learn it. Brother Yan treats you to ice cream. The time for one ice cream won't hinder you, right?"

"Can you take a look at the three layers of woolen pants and coat on your body, and come talk to me about ice cream again?"

No matter how Li Nan quoted scriptures and objected in an orderly manner, in the end he was still defeated by I don't listen to me and the strange people who were at the feast of words and deeds. Soon, he was dragged to the door of the convenience supermarket in the community, and then forced to shove I took a cream ice cream in my hand.

Vicious as a bomb.

At the beginning of May, there were only stars and rays of light in the sky. Li Nan wrapped his coat and long sleeves tightly, and against the cold wind that carried the evening chill, he gnawed ice cream with a stiff face. Unable to bear it, he unreasonably stuffed his share to Li Nan, and by the way, sniffed a few breaths of fairy energy on the man's neck, and went to buy chestnuts to eat.

Poor Li Nan each holding a stick of ice cream that he doesn't want to eat at all, avoiding one big dog after another running over him, and after talking to one dog walker after another, it doesn't matter, and when he turns around, he still has to listen to his words and deeds Bian babbled, "There are still open-air movies here at night? We've been living in the north and haven't found out... The property in this community is okay, and there's even a swing on the tree?"

It's just like this: others walk their dogs, and he talks and acts to feast.

Li Nan managed to finish one ice cream, and while throwing the bamboo stick, the other ice cream melted in his hand, and a few drops of cream dripped on the red rope around his wrist. The delicate boy with a tissue and handkerchief can only quickly wipe the cream on the rope with his hands.

"Words and deeds feast, the ghost master put butter on my red rope, will it be okay?" Li Nan raised his head while speaking, but there is no shadow of words and deeds feast in front of him?The endless stream of dog walkers, large and small dogs, old men and women taking their grandchildren for a walk, and tired and hurried office workers all disappeared.

In the huge community, Li Nan was the only one left in an instant.

The setting sun rolled up its sleeves at this moment, completely covered with the last ray of light, Li Nandao held the wicked half-melted ice cream, sat down on the chairs on both sides of the road in the community, and waited quietly for the feast of words and deeds to follow his footsteps into dreams.

The red rope under the moon clearly told him that the banquet of words and deeds was heading to the direction of their residence. Presumably the other party must be planning to lie on the bed and sleep peacefully together.

At the moment when everything was quiet, the cool evening wind brought a faint sound, like a wisp of fragrance, scattered around Li Nan.

——For you, like a flower and a beautiful family, like a passing year.It's the answer that I search all over, and feel sorry for myself in the secluded boudoir.

An opera came from afar, sad and resentful, faintly visible, and the gentle female voice was like weeping, like a small golden hook, clasping Li Nan's internal organs, making his heart tighten.

He stood up and looked towards the place where the sound came from. A dense tree blocked his sight, but there was something floating on the top of the tree, like a banner. Li Nan narrowed his eyes and looked carefully. Looking at it, I found that it had sleeves and swings, and the color was beautiful, like a piece of clothing.

Another gust of wind blew by, and the clothes were blown off the branches, and then spread out in the wind, just showing the effect of being worn on a person.

It's a bright pink costume.

Li Nan threw away the heavy backpack, reached into his trousers pocket, and took out a signature pen that could only bully little ghosts.

——People are easy to grow old, too many things are harmful, and dreams are hard to last.A little affectionate, three-point shallow soil, half-wall setting sun.

The lingering and resentful drama is becoming clearer and clearer, as if breaking through the outer curtain and officially breaking into the world.When Li Nan finished taking the pen, he looked up again, and the pink costumes in the distance had disappeared, leaving only the rustling leaves and the sound of the wind.

Li Nan's eyelids twitched suddenly, and he turned his head quickly, only to see the costume standing behind him with its sleeves fluttering at some point, as if an invisible person was wearing it.

With a graceful figure, with one step at a time, he looks like the best famous actor on the stage.

On the collar of the costume, there is a mask in the air, which is painted with a very fine makeup of a woman, with willow eyebrows and phoenix eyes, and red lips lightly. The poignant tune is sung from it, singing three sighs.

——Loveless and endless, but full of love, can love be exhausted if it is endless?The solution is full of passion and love, in the middle of the month...

Li Nan put an ice cream in his mouth and ran away without looking back.

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