Serving Master Tianshi
Chapter 22 The Imperial Examination Ghost 1
Perhaps the Tenggen blood in his body also played a corresponding role, allowing him to accept his identity very quickly.
Lying down for a while thinking about words and deeds, he simply took off his coat and stuffed it in the closet without doing anything else, and put on Li Nan's coat quickly as if he was afraid of being stopped again. He is too thin , obviously the same height, Li Nan's coat covered him like a black robe.
Two skinned bones emerged from under the cuffs of the big robe. One bone grabbed a [-]-pound suitcase, and the other picked up two large cloth bags, walking briskly and steadily downstairs like picking up a ball. I went, and the back was shining brightly: I will pay for the favor of the coat with my flesh.
Li Nan once again refreshed his understanding of the firewood skeleton in the banquet of words and deeds. No matter how he thought about it, it was unscientific. He felt that he was like a skinny oppressing a poor patient with empty hands.
Before he could figure out where the strange power of the banquet of words and deeds came from, they had already arrived at the door of the house where the banquet of words and deeds was prepared. There were two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and two bathrooms, and a study outside.
The mobile phone kept ringing all the way, and when he got to the place, he finally went to the balcony to connect it, and then cut off after a few words. He covered his lips and coughed for a while, turned around and explained to Li Nan's suspicious eyes: " About the girl who committed suicide just now, the ghost dispatcher came to ask, I said it was because I saw a hanged ghost downstairs, and I asked them to help me keep my anonymity, don’t make it public that we reported to the police.”
"Doesn't it mean that if you don't make it public, you will lose the commendation banner?" Li Nanyang smiled, and suddenly thought of another thing, "Your black eye patch is so obvious that you are probably the only one in the whole school. You have been hiding behind me from that girl. I I felt it, but the dormitory auntie will definitely recognize you."
"Oh?" Yanyan took out a small metal box from his pocket and pushed it open, revealing rows of transparent water droplets, which were clearly the melting Mengpo soup that Li Nan was force-fed before.
Li Nan didn't even need to ask when the banquet was fed, just the skillful technique of patting people on the back of the head and then burying them on the spot may have erased many people's memories.
"How much memory can your water polo clear? Can it be controlled artificially?"
Yan Xingyan pressed the surface of one of them with his fingertips, watched it deflate and recover, it was very elastic, "There is my blood in it, eating it can erase the memory about me within 12 hours...cough cough Cough... my family is rushing to make a batch of Meng Polu mixed with your blood, and I will bring it to you when it arrives."
"Okay." Li Nan was very interested in these rare and special things. He stuffed the few pieces of clothes into the wardrobe. Several yellow talismans were pressed with a paperweight.
He piled all the remaining textbooks into the bookcase, and walked to Yan Xingyan to see what kind of ghostly symbols he drew. Yan Xingyan was annoyed by the scorching gaze beside him, and waved him to order takeaway quickly, don't Delay my creation.
Li Nan was not surprised at all that the agreed-upon meal was reduced to a takeaway. He lowered his head to unlock the phone screen, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a piece of yellow talisman paper stuffed in a very inconspicuous corner of the wall. The talisman paper was folded into a triangle bag shape, I don't know what's in it.
He walked silently to other rooms, and found that there was such a triangular bag in almost every corner.Li Nan ordered crayfish rice and fish porridge to take away, and went back to the study to ask about words and deeds: "You said earlier that there is something in this room. Is it because of bad feng shui that it is easy to attract ghosts? You use those yellow talisman papers to hold evil spirits and drive away ghosts." ?”
"Do you think I look like a ghost exorcist? The feng shui in this house was really bad before. I changed the placement of all the furniture, but what I changed was luck, wealth luck, love luck, and the most important thing for you in the near future. test luck." Without raising his head in his words and deeds, he held the tip of a fine-brush pen very steadily and wrote Dan characters that would look several times better than a dog licking it around, "I wish the house was a very dark place, come seven or eight hundred The ghosts begged me to help them so that they could accumulate virtue for me."
"..." Li Nan blinked, feeling that he should say thank you, but his mouth was much faster than his brain, and what he blurted out was a joke, "Your brother is called Yan Jide, why don't you call Yan Jide?"
Banquet of words and deeds: "..."
He was finally willing to show Li Nan an angry look, "Yan Kidd? The name is Kuaidou, and then I will raise a crow called Heiyu, who is nicknamed Heiyu Kuaidou by the people of Jianghu? You paid Qingshan Gangchang the copyright fee ?"
Li Nan covered his mouth with his hands and secretly laughed like a discouraged ball. He was pushed out of the room by the words and deeds banquet holding a pen and swearing.
However, the reality is doomed to disappoint the feast of words and deeds. The red rope given to Li Nan by the ghost master is really effective. With a piece of Zhong Kui's hair and two drops of Qiongqi blood, after more than a month, Li Nan was stunned and there was no ghost, and the weather was calm. .
The only disturbance was a phone call from my cousin, informing them that the suspect in the domestic violence and murder of his wife had been arrested. Although the man refused to admit that he had committed the murder, and claimed that his wife had run away from home, he was afraid of his mother-in-law. Sending messages in the tone of a wife, but good words and deeds say that the police have a lot of conclusive information, and the suspect is just lingering.
Li Nan couldn't help asking how they confirmed the specific burial site, and his words and deeds immediately flowed with rhetoric, saying how witty and brave he was, with a discerning eye. He gnawed mulberries at the side, and said with a smile: "He I raised a Huang Daxian, whose nose is sharper than a dog's."
Words and deeds are good and scolded: "If you don't say a word, you will die, right? Next time we meet, I will chop off your mouth and feed it to my Daxian."
"Huang Daxian?" Li Nan looked at the Yan Yan in surprise, and the latter scratched his juicy paws on the paper towel, "A psychic weasel, otherwise it's just his broken mirror that can only be used once a month ? Remote monthly financial meetings for ghosts?"
"Why don't you have one?"
"Why do you raise that thing?" Yan Xingyan picked up the bamboo flute that was inseparable from him, "I have it enough... However, if you want to raise one, you can consider it, after all, your pen can't defend yourself. Hmm... how about the fox?"
Li Nan's eyes lit up, and he was so excited that he was about to call the hotline to order. If it wasn't for the class that was due the next day, he might have already embarked on a trip to the zoo with the banquet of words and deeds.
The grueling three months before the college entrance examination, as well as the most sinful one-kilometer limit, the two have suffocated words and deeds into a quail. He has never stayed in school for more than three consecutive days since he was a child. Now because of Li Nan's existence, he can only sit in his seat honestly every day, stare blankly, play with his hands, and then exhaust all means to harass Li Nan.
Li Nan is not good at dealing with ghosts, but he is really good at homework and test papers. Even if there is nothing to do in the back seat, a thousand paper cranes that can fly will fly on his shoulders when his classmates and teachers are not paying attention. Looking at the violently throbbing temples, he chose the correct answer dumbfounded.
"Ancestor, why don't you sit in the school doctor's office and play games?" During the class, Li Nan couldn't help but start to come up with bad ideas to persuade Yan Yan to skip class, and the latter lay down on the table bored, "It's boring, the doctor doesn't care about medicine and surgery." They are all full of evil spirits, Ke Yin, our school doctor is still a clean freak, let alone ghosts, there are not even half a mosquito in there."
Seeing his half-dead appearance, Li Nan thought about whether to untie his hand rope and recruit two ghosts to play with him, but the countdown to the college entrance examination has been more than 40 days, so he could only touch his hair soothingly, "Wait for me The exam is over."
"Hmm..." Yan Yan buried his face in his arms absent-mindedly, and just about to fall asleep again, he suddenly felt a strong force on his head, and Li Nan grabbed his head in a posture that almost scratched his scalp and took his brains.
"It hurts!" Yan Yang raised his hand quickly and knocked off Li Nan's claws, which were neither light nor heavy. He frowned and looked at the other party, only to find that Li Nan was looking in the direction of the classroom door in surprise, and at the end of this line of sight , is a man dressed as an ancient Confucian scholar, with a pale complexion, loose eyes, and a ghostly face.
It jumped into the classroom one by one, shuttled through the crowd without hindrance, stopped from time to time to look at the students' desktops, and slowly and stiffly turned a page with translucent fingers, like a gust of wind blowing a textbook.
Li Nan's lips pursed, his eyes turned to the banquet of words and deeds and then quickly turned back, and the latter said calmly, "Examination ghost, now we call it examination room ghost... It is harmless because of the resentment generated by those who failed the exam. .”
"It's failure and resentment, it doesn't sound like it's harmless?" Li Nan's heart was still tense, but he was still slightly relieved by the words and deeds.The ghostly appearance in the examination room is so reminiscent of the zombies in horror movies, and Li Nan was deeply affected by it when he was a teenager, and almost formed a conditioned panic.
"It must be harmless. Look at the speed at which it moves. I broke my legs, and I can walk on my hands upside down faster than it does." Words and deeds rested their chins and moved their eyes with the ghost in the examination room with Li Nan, while the ghost in the examination room was unaware. Unknowingly, he continued to look through the homework on each desk, reaching out to draw a line on the paper from time to time.
When it stopped in front of Li Nan's desk, the ghost in the examination room suddenly shook his head, and said softly, "It's wrong, it's wrong, and this question is wrong."
What's wrong?Li Nan glanced suspiciously at the ghost in the examination room, then looked back at his Chinese and classical Chinese appreciation homework, leaned forward carelessly in words and deeds, slammed his chin on Nan's shoulder, and watched what the ghost in the examination room was up to.
The ghost in the examination room elegantly rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his hand to wipe Li Nan's desk, and suddenly asked in surprise: "Why can't it be corrected? It's so strange..."
It did not give up and clicked and clicked on the explanation of the term, with the momentum of not being able to change it, until its finger was tapped by a signature pen, and then it seemed to push its hand away in disgust.
The ghost in the examination room raised its head in a daze, and faced the three eyes of the two living people. It was silent for half a second, and suddenly screamed and jumped up to the ceiling, "Ahhh—ghost—"
Li Nan: "..."
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Lying down for a while thinking about words and deeds, he simply took off his coat and stuffed it in the closet without doing anything else, and put on Li Nan's coat quickly as if he was afraid of being stopped again. He is too thin , obviously the same height, Li Nan's coat covered him like a black robe.
Two skinned bones emerged from under the cuffs of the big robe. One bone grabbed a [-]-pound suitcase, and the other picked up two large cloth bags, walking briskly and steadily downstairs like picking up a ball. I went, and the back was shining brightly: I will pay for the favor of the coat with my flesh.
Li Nan once again refreshed his understanding of the firewood skeleton in the banquet of words and deeds. No matter how he thought about it, it was unscientific. He felt that he was like a skinny oppressing a poor patient with empty hands.
Before he could figure out where the strange power of the banquet of words and deeds came from, they had already arrived at the door of the house where the banquet of words and deeds was prepared. There were two bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and two bathrooms, and a study outside.
The mobile phone kept ringing all the way, and when he got to the place, he finally went to the balcony to connect it, and then cut off after a few words. He covered his lips and coughed for a while, turned around and explained to Li Nan's suspicious eyes: " About the girl who committed suicide just now, the ghost dispatcher came to ask, I said it was because I saw a hanged ghost downstairs, and I asked them to help me keep my anonymity, don’t make it public that we reported to the police.”
"Doesn't it mean that if you don't make it public, you will lose the commendation banner?" Li Nanyang smiled, and suddenly thought of another thing, "Your black eye patch is so obvious that you are probably the only one in the whole school. You have been hiding behind me from that girl. I I felt it, but the dormitory auntie will definitely recognize you."
"Oh?" Yanyan took out a small metal box from his pocket and pushed it open, revealing rows of transparent water droplets, which were clearly the melting Mengpo soup that Li Nan was force-fed before.
Li Nan didn't even need to ask when the banquet was fed, just the skillful technique of patting people on the back of the head and then burying them on the spot may have erased many people's memories.
"How much memory can your water polo clear? Can it be controlled artificially?"
Yan Xingyan pressed the surface of one of them with his fingertips, watched it deflate and recover, it was very elastic, "There is my blood in it, eating it can erase the memory about me within 12 hours...cough cough Cough... my family is rushing to make a batch of Meng Polu mixed with your blood, and I will bring it to you when it arrives."
"Okay." Li Nan was very interested in these rare and special things. He stuffed the few pieces of clothes into the wardrobe. Several yellow talismans were pressed with a paperweight.
He piled all the remaining textbooks into the bookcase, and walked to Yan Xingyan to see what kind of ghostly symbols he drew. Yan Xingyan was annoyed by the scorching gaze beside him, and waved him to order takeaway quickly, don't Delay my creation.
Li Nan was not surprised at all that the agreed-upon meal was reduced to a takeaway. He lowered his head to unlock the phone screen, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a piece of yellow talisman paper stuffed in a very inconspicuous corner of the wall. The talisman paper was folded into a triangle bag shape, I don't know what's in it.
He walked silently to other rooms, and found that there was such a triangular bag in almost every corner.Li Nan ordered crayfish rice and fish porridge to take away, and went back to the study to ask about words and deeds: "You said earlier that there is something in this room. Is it because of bad feng shui that it is easy to attract ghosts? You use those yellow talisman papers to hold evil spirits and drive away ghosts." ?”
"Do you think I look like a ghost exorcist? The feng shui in this house was really bad before. I changed the placement of all the furniture, but what I changed was luck, wealth luck, love luck, and the most important thing for you in the near future. test luck." Without raising his head in his words and deeds, he held the tip of a fine-brush pen very steadily and wrote Dan characters that would look several times better than a dog licking it around, "I wish the house was a very dark place, come seven or eight hundred The ghosts begged me to help them so that they could accumulate virtue for me."
"..." Li Nan blinked, feeling that he should say thank you, but his mouth was much faster than his brain, and what he blurted out was a joke, "Your brother is called Yan Jide, why don't you call Yan Jide?"
Banquet of words and deeds: "..."
He was finally willing to show Li Nan an angry look, "Yan Kidd? The name is Kuaidou, and then I will raise a crow called Heiyu, who is nicknamed Heiyu Kuaidou by the people of Jianghu? You paid Qingshan Gangchang the copyright fee ?"
Li Nan covered his mouth with his hands and secretly laughed like a discouraged ball. He was pushed out of the room by the words and deeds banquet holding a pen and swearing.
However, the reality is doomed to disappoint the feast of words and deeds. The red rope given to Li Nan by the ghost master is really effective. With a piece of Zhong Kui's hair and two drops of Qiongqi blood, after more than a month, Li Nan was stunned and there was no ghost, and the weather was calm. .
The only disturbance was a phone call from my cousin, informing them that the suspect in the domestic violence and murder of his wife had been arrested. Although the man refused to admit that he had committed the murder, and claimed that his wife had run away from home, he was afraid of his mother-in-law. Sending messages in the tone of a wife, but good words and deeds say that the police have a lot of conclusive information, and the suspect is just lingering.
Li Nan couldn't help asking how they confirmed the specific burial site, and his words and deeds immediately flowed with rhetoric, saying how witty and brave he was, with a discerning eye. He gnawed mulberries at the side, and said with a smile: "He I raised a Huang Daxian, whose nose is sharper than a dog's."
Words and deeds are good and scolded: "If you don't say a word, you will die, right? Next time we meet, I will chop off your mouth and feed it to my Daxian."
"Huang Daxian?" Li Nan looked at the Yan Yan in surprise, and the latter scratched his juicy paws on the paper towel, "A psychic weasel, otherwise it's just his broken mirror that can only be used once a month ? Remote monthly financial meetings for ghosts?"
"Why don't you have one?"
"Why do you raise that thing?" Yan Xingyan picked up the bamboo flute that was inseparable from him, "I have it enough... However, if you want to raise one, you can consider it, after all, your pen can't defend yourself. Hmm... how about the fox?"
Li Nan's eyes lit up, and he was so excited that he was about to call the hotline to order. If it wasn't for the class that was due the next day, he might have already embarked on a trip to the zoo with the banquet of words and deeds.
The grueling three months before the college entrance examination, as well as the most sinful one-kilometer limit, the two have suffocated words and deeds into a quail. He has never stayed in school for more than three consecutive days since he was a child. Now because of Li Nan's existence, he can only sit in his seat honestly every day, stare blankly, play with his hands, and then exhaust all means to harass Li Nan.
Li Nan is not good at dealing with ghosts, but he is really good at homework and test papers. Even if there is nothing to do in the back seat, a thousand paper cranes that can fly will fly on his shoulders when his classmates and teachers are not paying attention. Looking at the violently throbbing temples, he chose the correct answer dumbfounded.
"Ancestor, why don't you sit in the school doctor's office and play games?" During the class, Li Nan couldn't help but start to come up with bad ideas to persuade Yan Yan to skip class, and the latter lay down on the table bored, "It's boring, the doctor doesn't care about medicine and surgery." They are all full of evil spirits, Ke Yin, our school doctor is still a clean freak, let alone ghosts, there are not even half a mosquito in there."
Seeing his half-dead appearance, Li Nan thought about whether to untie his hand rope and recruit two ghosts to play with him, but the countdown to the college entrance examination has been more than 40 days, so he could only touch his hair soothingly, "Wait for me The exam is over."
"Hmm..." Yan Yan buried his face in his arms absent-mindedly, and just about to fall asleep again, he suddenly felt a strong force on his head, and Li Nan grabbed his head in a posture that almost scratched his scalp and took his brains.
"It hurts!" Yan Yang raised his hand quickly and knocked off Li Nan's claws, which were neither light nor heavy. He frowned and looked at the other party, only to find that Li Nan was looking in the direction of the classroom door in surprise, and at the end of this line of sight , is a man dressed as an ancient Confucian scholar, with a pale complexion, loose eyes, and a ghostly face.
It jumped into the classroom one by one, shuttled through the crowd without hindrance, stopped from time to time to look at the students' desktops, and slowly and stiffly turned a page with translucent fingers, like a gust of wind blowing a textbook.
Li Nan's lips pursed, his eyes turned to the banquet of words and deeds and then quickly turned back, and the latter said calmly, "Examination ghost, now we call it examination room ghost... It is harmless because of the resentment generated by those who failed the exam. .”
"It's failure and resentment, it doesn't sound like it's harmless?" Li Nan's heart was still tense, but he was still slightly relieved by the words and deeds.The ghostly appearance in the examination room is so reminiscent of the zombies in horror movies, and Li Nan was deeply affected by it when he was a teenager, and almost formed a conditioned panic.
"It must be harmless. Look at the speed at which it moves. I broke my legs, and I can walk on my hands upside down faster than it does." Words and deeds rested their chins and moved their eyes with the ghost in the examination room with Li Nan, while the ghost in the examination room was unaware. Unknowingly, he continued to look through the homework on each desk, reaching out to draw a line on the paper from time to time.
When it stopped in front of Li Nan's desk, the ghost in the examination room suddenly shook his head, and said softly, "It's wrong, it's wrong, and this question is wrong."
What's wrong?Li Nan glanced suspiciously at the ghost in the examination room, then looked back at his Chinese and classical Chinese appreciation homework, leaned forward carelessly in words and deeds, slammed his chin on Nan's shoulder, and watched what the ghost in the examination room was up to.
The ghost in the examination room elegantly rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his hand to wipe Li Nan's desk, and suddenly asked in surprise: "Why can't it be corrected? It's so strange..."
It did not give up and clicked and clicked on the explanation of the term, with the momentum of not being able to change it, until its finger was tapped by a signature pen, and then it seemed to push its hand away in disgust.
The ghost in the examination room raised its head in a daze, and faced the three eyes of the two living people. It was silent for half a second, and suddenly screamed and jumped up to the ceiling, "Ahhh—ghost—"
Li Nan: "..."
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