[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

At dawn, a monk with big ears stopped in front of a tofu shop in a small village.This monk is very blessed, but he is wearing a dirty and torn clothes, and a pair of rotten straw sandals on his feet. It really makes people wonder what is the meaning of such shabby shoes.

The morning wind brought the aroma of hot soybean milk into the monk's nose, and the monk's eyes lit up, shining like his bald head.He walked into the store quickly, and made a bowl of soy milk with the boss. He was about to put it in his mouth when he heard a male voice say: "Honest monk."

The honest monk was stunned for a moment, and then, as if rust had grown on his neck, he turned his head slowly, towards that dark corner - Lu Xiaofeng!

Lu Xiaofeng stood up from the corner, showing a self-proclaimed coquettish smile, and said, "You seem to be surprised, are you dishonest again? Why do you feel so guilty when you see me?"

The honest monk recited the Buddha's name with a bitter face, and said: "My Buddha is merciful, why do you always let the monk meet you, the monk is really honest."

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his two mustaches, half-believing: "No way, the soy milk in your hand is almost spilled by you, you are still honest? What's more, how can you buy this bowl of soy milk with no money?"

The honest monk raised his hand and drank the still slightly hot soybean milk in one gulp, and then said to Lu Xiaofeng: "The monk can ask for alms, so there is no need to pay the bill." After speaking, he put down the porcelain bowl in his hand and prepared to run away.

But Lu Xiaofeng stopped him: "Even if you don't have to pay the bill, you might as well chat with me, and there is no oiran waiting for you, why are you in such a hurry?"

"A scholar meets a soldier. It's hard to explain why. A monk meets Lu Xiaofeng. It's worse than a scholar meets a soldier. After chatting, it's always bad luck for a monk!" The honest monk waved his hands and shook his head, full of resistance.

"Come on you." Lu Xiaofeng put away the joke on his face and said seriously: "By the way, I'll ask you about someone."

The honest monk was a little hesitant, but he still asked, "Who is it?"

Lu Xiaofeng narrowed his eyes, looked at him and said, "Her surname is Gongsun."

"Gongsun?" The honest monk couldn't help but exclaimed, "Is it Gongsun Aunt Gongsun Lan?"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded again and again: "That's right, it's her! Do you know where she is?"

The honest monk asked, "Why are you looking for her?"

Lu Xiaofeng told the truth: "Because I lost the bet, I was required to arrest her and return her to the six gates."

The honest monk looked at him, suddenly laughed out loud, bent down, and took advantage of Lu Xiaofeng's unpreparedness, suddenly slipped out of Lu Xiaofeng's side.This slip has gone more than ten feet away, and he is still laughing when he is more than ten feet away.

But how could Lu Xiaofeng let him go so easily, he turned over in the air, blocked the honest monk's path again, and asked, "Why are you laughing?"

The honest monk said: "There are three reasons why the other monk laughed. First, you can't find her at all. Second, even if you find her, you can't beat her. Third, even if you can beat her, it's useless." .”

Lu Xiaofeng bowed his head and thought for a moment, then asked again: "Why? Besides, wasn't she abolished by the Six Doors?"

The honest monk laughed loudly: "Lu Xiaofeng, who has been smart for a lifetime, would ask such stupid questions. If she really doesn't have martial arts, how could she run out of the six doors?"

Lu Xiaofeng frowned when he heard that, the honest monk was right, if Gongsun Lan was deprived of her martial arts, she couldn't run out from the six doors, unless others assisted, and the person who assisted must be someone inside the six doors, otherwise that kind of How could death row make it easy for people to escape.But if Gongsun Lan still has martial arts, then either someone from the six doors protected her, or she got medical treatment and her martial arts recovered.Anyway, no matter how you say it, Lu Xiaofeng got the news that a traitor appeared inside the six doors.

The honest monk groped his bald head, and said to Lu Xiaofeng: "I heard you said that you lost the bet, and you want to take Gongsun Lan back to the six gates?"

Lu Xiaofeng nodded: "Yes!"

"That person should be Jin Jiuling, right?"

Lu Xiaofeng still nodded: "That's right!"

The honest monk said: "Jin Jiuling was the No.1 arrester in the world back then. Although he has long since quit, he still has to take care of these matters. Because no matter who eats Gongmen for a day, he will never want to get away for the rest of his life."

"Yes." Lu Xiaofeng sighed, "I still don't understand why he ate this bowl of rice in the first place!"

Everyone in the Jianghu knew that Jin Jiuling's biggest problem in his life was self-admiration.But he does have the capital of self-admiration, after all, his charm can drive every woman who meets him crazy.In Lu Xiaofeng's mind, Jin Jiuling and him are a bit like looking in a mirror. The two people have great similarities in terms of hobbies and life.Lu Xiaofeng has been a mixed bag since he was a child, and so is Jin Jiuling.Lu Xiaofeng is just and friendly, so is Jin Jiuling.Lu Xiaofeng played dice at the table and played women at the next table, and so did Jin Jiuling. (Jin Jiuling: Not anymore!)

But just because Jin Jiuling joined Six Doors, it can be said that his life was ruined.The sunny and romantic turned into a shell of hypocrisy, and justice and integrity became his greatest burden.He used to be the number one expert among the six doors for 300 years, no matter how big or small the case was, as long as it came into his hands, he would never fail to solve it.

But now, let alone the case, it is not easy for him to protect himself.Lu Xiaofeng remembered Jin Jiuling's cry to Su Lanling that day, he shook his head and sighed: "Jin Jiuling's biggest problem is that he is too brave and too smart. You must know that no matter how smart a person is, sooner or later he will meet him Problems that can’t be solved.” As a human being, you can’t put too much pressure on yourself.No one is Pangu, and cannot support the whole world.

The honest monk agreed, and said: "However, he is a smart man, but it cannot change the fact that he can't solve the problem. Isn't it entrusted to you?"

Lu Xiaofeng smiled wryly: "That's right, it's my own misfortune. I knew he was in trouble, but I ran into it. I insisted on betting with him. I feel sorry for myself."

The honest monk blinked his eyes, showing appreciation: "Pity myself for a stick of incense? This is a good way of saying. The monk is also very unlucky recently, so please pity yourself for an hour."

"Why are you so unlucky?" Lu Xiaofeng said with a joy in his bitterness, "I'll listen to you and see if you can make me happier."

Honest monk: "... Lu Xiaofeng, your mouth is getting worse and worse. I really don't know why those girls like you."

Lu Xiaofeng giggled and said, "Probably because I'm handsome and I'm the most prominent person in the arena. You know, those girls always have a soft spot for a flirtatious young man like me."

The honest monk snorted coldly: "The most prominent in the arena? That person is no longer you!"

"If it's not me, could it be you!" Lu Xiaofeng was rather unconvinced.

"Naturally not a monk." The honest monk recited the Buddha's name again, and said, "Not only do you not know this, you may not even have heard of it."

"Oh?" Lu Xiaofeng became interested and asked, "Who is it?"

The honest monk chanted to Buddha: "My Buddha is merciful, he is a man who can embroider!"

Lu Xiaofeng was stunned, and said with a smile: "Actually, there are quite a few men who can embroider. Among the master tailors I know, there are quite a few who can embroider! What's more, you forgot, isn't the one at the bottom of the black wood cliff a man who knows how to embroider?" Embroidered."

Although the matter of Dongfang Bubai and Yang Lianting has passed for several years, there are still people's hearts. After all, these two can be regarded as a pair of strange flowers in the world, and the news popularity can be as famous as Yitian Tulong.What's more, when Lu Xiaofeng was hunted down and lived in Su Lanling for a while, he also had a little sense of this Eastern leader.

The honest monk shook his head and said, "But he not only knows how to embroider flowers, he can also embroider blind people!"

"Embroider blind people? How do blind people embroider?" Lu Xiaofeng didn't understand, so, is this a new kind of embroidery?

The honest monk couldn't bear it and said: "Use his embroidery needle to embroider one out of two needles. It is said that he has embroidered at least seventy or eighty blind men recently!"

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Lu Xiaofeng finally understood what the honest monk meant, and he asked: "Who are those blind people who embroidered?"

The honest monk said: "You recognize at least four or five of them!"

Lu Xiaofeng was shocked: "Who is there?"

The honest monk counted for him one by one with his fingers: "Chang Mantian, Hua Yifan, Jiang Chongwei..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Xiaofeng was already moved: "Jiang Chongwei of Pingnan Palace?"

"Besides him, is there any other Jiang Chongwei in the world?"

Lu Xiaofeng frowned deeply: "But since Jiang Chongwei entered the palace, he never cared about Jianghu affairs, how could he mess with this man?"

The honest monk said with some envy in his tone: "He didn't provoke this man at all, it was the treasures in the palace! This man not only stabbed Jiang Chongwei blind, but also robbed the nine treasure houses of the palace!" After speaking, the honest monk suddenly Covering his mouth, he was a little afraid to say: "Amitabha, the Buddha redeemed his sins, the monk almost became dishonest just now. Then punish the monk by crawling until dark." After saying that, he was about to lie down on the ground.

Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly stopped him: "Wait, tell me the matter first! How did he steal the nine treasure houses?"

The honest monk shook his head: "I don't know either. I just heard people say that he has done six or seven major cases in half a month, and he sat down all by himself. The most terrifying thing is that he finished it." None of these things left a trace at the crime scene."

Lu Xiaofeng sighed, deeply felt that it was a mistake to gamble, it was really a wrong step, he was so behind in the news now.

Seeing that the honest monk was about to lie down on the ground again, Lu Xiaofeng grabbed him and said, "The last question, do you really not know where Gongsun Lan is?"

The honest monk shook his head: "I don't know, monks never lie."

Lu Xiaofeng asked again: "Then where was the last time you saw her?"

"That was the last question just now." After finishing speaking, the honest monk stopped talking, not sure if he didn't want to lie or what.

But Lu Xiaofeng knew that it might be impossible for him to get news from him.Because if the honest monk doesn't say anything, he just doesn't say anything, even if you kill him, he won't say a word.So Lu Xiaofeng had no choice but to let go, watching the honest monk bend down and crawl towards the distance...