[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

The next morning, Su Lanling woke up in the arms of a man.

Su Lanling said 'uh', closed his eyes and let go of the opponent's arm, and said in a hoarse voice, "Aren't your arms sore?"

The other party came up from behind and wrapped him in his arms, bit his ear and whispered: "It's not sour."

Su Lanling was sleepy at first, but couldn't fall asleep after being tossed by the other party for a while, so he could only open his eyes and stare at the other party angrily.

Ximen Chuixue spread his hands with an innocent face, wondering why he was angry.

Su Lanling was also helpless, wanting to get angry seemed unnecessary, so he had to hold back his anger and get up and get dressed.

Ximen Chuuxue helped him button his shirt with his bare upper body, looked at his face, and tentatively asked: "Junior brother, are we reconciled?"

Su Lanling refused expressionlessly: "Of course not!"

"why?"

Looking at the aggrieved Ximen Ruanruan, Su Lanling felt that he was really ruthless. He made friends with Hulu last night, but today he turned his face away... After thinking about it, Su Lanling still added: " Let's talk about this issue when you treat me better."

Ximen Chuuxue frowned upon hearing this: "Did I treat you badly?"

"Compare you to others, you are good enough to me." Su Lanling still has this self-knowledge, after all, they have lived together for more than ten years. "But if you can give me one-tenth of the thoughts you spend on practicing swords, eating, and paying attention, I will be really satisfied, and I have nothing else to ask for."

"What do you mean?"

Su Lanling blinked: "You understand that."

Ximen Chuuxue is not only the best in swordsmanship, but also his calmness and wisdom, so after listening to Su Lanling's words, he has already understood the contradiction between them.

Su Lanling took his clothes and put them on for him, fastened the buttons, and told him with his fingers: "You were very good to me before. Although you are not gentle, you are more considerate, but I don't know Why, you seem to be getting more and more alienated from me. Do you think it's hard to be nice to me? Or have we been together for so long, I don't need you to be considerate? "

Ximen Chuuxue remained silent, lowering his head to reflect on the meaning of Su Lanling's words.

Su Lanling continued: "You think there is no problem between us because I haven't changed, how should I treat you or how should I treat you. I will cook for you what you like to eat, and I will also accompany you if you like to practice swords. You practice, I will accompany you in whatever you want. But what about me? Xiaobui, do you know that I haven't woken up just now?"

Ximen Chuuxue pursed her lips: "Then you can continue to sleep." You can sleep however you want, and I don't mind.

The rational Su Lanling understood Ximen Chuuxue's meaning in seconds. He poked Ximen Chuuxue's head and said helplessly, "Can you give me more snacks!!"

Ximen Chuuxue didn't speak, Su Lanling sighed and got up too, he is a family man now, he has to go to work to make money.

After washing up, Su Lanling and Ximen Chuixue went to ask Chu Yi to have dinner. Chu Yi was surprised when he saw Su Lanling: "Hey, aren't you drunk? Why are you up so early?"

Su Lanling gave Ximen Chuuxue a blank look, and said perfunctorily, "I'm busy with work today, come here quickly and I'll tie your head."

Chu Yi shook his head: "Xiao Song tied it up for me."

"Yo." Su Lanling was surprised when he saw this, "It's pretty good."

Sitting on the couch, Xiao Song was very proud: "That is, after all, he is a man from Forty-Nine City. Although he is poor, he cannot lose face." Although Xiao Song is a little beggar, he is also a very particular little beggar. I often do my own hair too.

Su Lanling nodded in agreement: "That's a good point. You must pay attention to your own image when you are a person and do things. You have to learn from Xiaosong in this point in the first day of junior high school. Girls should pay attention to their manners."

On the first day of junior high school, he pouted and didn't speak.

After breakfast together, Su Lanling said that he would send Chuyi to the Salesian Bureau, but Chuyi refused again, saying that he would stay and take care of Xiaosong.

Su Lanling frowned, feeling that the first day of junior high school still didn't let go of the previous matter.After thinking about it for a while, Su Lanling turned to the Salesian Bureau on the way to work and told Jin Jiuling about it.I hope that Jin Jiuling will arrange a few children to visit the first day of junior high school, so that she will not feel that she is obviously protecting the children from the Salesian Bureau, but in the end, everyone betrays their relatives and ends up alone.

Jin Jiuling nodded: "I'm going to take a few children to see Xiaosong. After all, only Chuyi can't fight this fight. Everyone is responsible. But there was nothing wrong yesterday..." Speaking of what happened yesterday, Jin Jiuling He blinked at Su Lanling with an evil face, raised his chin to the distant Ximen Chuuxue, and asked in a low voice, "How is it now? Are you reconciled?"

Su Lanling shook his head, recounted what happened in the morning, and said helplessly, "Are you saying that my request is really too much?"

Jin Jiuling shook his head, "It's not too much! Every time I wake up the next day, our old Gu will tell me that I don't have to go to work, wishing that I would die in bed. If I didn't devote myself to the country and the society, I would have Corrupted by his sugar-coated shells!"

Su Lanling, who was suddenly stuffed with dog food: "..."

"However..." Jin Jiuling hesitated, "After all, Ximen Chuuxue is not the same personality as Lao Gu. You can tell from his cold appearance that he is not a loving person. If you ask too much of him, he can't do it. You still have to do it." Take it little by little, so you won’t be disappointed.”

Su Lanling sneered, disapproving of Jin Jiuling's idea, "I really want to be nice to someone, let alone a warm and cold personality, even a mentally retarded person can find a way! Besides, it's not that he hasn't been nice to me before, it's just that he is too lazy to do it now. "

"Then the method I mentioned earlier?" Jin Jiuling winked at Su Lanling.

Su Lanling shook his head: "I don't want it anymore, let's talk about it after a while and see how he behaves."

Jin Jiuling nodded, "Look at it, just don't annoy people. Don't look at my old Gu who is usually easy to talk, he really annoyed him and became very angry! Look at Ximen Chuuxue, tsk tsk, it is snow, no matter how cold it is. It’s no longer a hailstorm! I’ll smash you to death when the time comes.”

Su Lanling: "..." That's because you didn't know that he had another nickname, Ximen Ruanruan.

Ximen Chuuxue and Gu Qingfeng are indeed two different kinds of people. Gu Qingfeng looks easy to talk, but in fact he is weak and bad, and he is bad in his heart.Ximen Chuuxue looks unreasonable, but in fact he is very simple in heart. He is dedicated to cultivating immortals, which is different from that fake Taoist priest Gu Qingfeng. We are doing it for nothing~

Saying goodbye to Jin Jiuling, Su Lanling took Ximen Chuuxue to work. As soon as he sat down in the office, he got the news that the bodyguards of the Zhenyuan Bodyguard Bureau were robbed, and the missing items, the number of people injured, and their illnesses were all investigated. Chu.

Although three or four days had passed since that incident, this speed was considered good in ancient times, so Su Lanling praised the people below without hesitation.

The people below were naturally very happy when they were praised, and piled a basket of obedient words on Su Lanling, even the innate Ximen Chuuxue was praised by the way.

Ximen Chuuxue looked at Su Lanling who was still smiling after everyone left, and asked curiously, "Do you like to listen to good things, Junior Brother?"

Su Lanling glanced at him and said with a smile: "Who doesn't like to hear good things, but it's useless for me to listen, and you can't say it either. So it's more reliable for you to do something."

Ximen Chuuxue frowned and said with dissatisfaction: "Why can't I say it?"

"Oh?" Su Lanling became interested, propped his chin and looked at Ximen Chuixue, "Tell me one."

Ximen Chuuxue thought for a while, then said coldly, "You are like a glass of wine."

Su Lanling: "?? Huh?" What kind of argument is this?

Ximen Chuuxue uttered the second half of the sentence coldly: "I want to do it."

Su Lanling: "..." Why do you always want to mate with me? What I want is love [manual goodbye]

"You don't learn Lu Xiaofeng's nonsense from now on, do you know how to drink?! You still do it." Su Lanling tried to figure out whose style this was with his heels. A Northeast veteran like Ximen Chuixue would never say such words!

"Then what do you think of me!" Ximen Chuuxue showed a trace of frustration on his expressionless face, and looked quite shocked.

Su Lanling handed him the teacup at hand: "If you really hurt, I'll pour you a glass of water for me. I sipped for you all night last night, and now my throat still hurts."

In an instant, the frustration disappeared without a trace. Ximen coughed softly twice, picked up the cup and went out expressionlessly.

Su Lanling shook his head amusedly, one person has one style, and he likes such a down-to-earth sword god.As for Lu Xiaofeng's kind of vagabond...Jin Jiuling, the little cannon king in the capital, has been turned away, so what is impossible <(￣︶￣)>

It's a pity that what Su Lanling didn't know was that the vagabond he was talking about was squatting in a corner by himself at the moment, holding a bowl of hot soy milk and snorting.

They drove all night, although Lu Xiaofeng didn't want to delay his friend's business, but the horse was tired, and the driver was also tired, everyone should rest.

That's right, he underestimated the enemy again, and fell for Jin Jiuling's tricks.

He lost the first game of Go, but he didn't care, that was not his strong point.He naturally won the second drinking exercise, but it was the third light work. He was very confident at first, but he forgot that he had caught earthworms for more than ten days and drank a few jars of wine more than Jin Jiuling... So Of course, he lost again.

Lu Xiaofeng squatted in the corner holding soy milk and bemoaned his miserable life. He didn't know if Ximen Chuuxue had beaten Su Lanling when he returned home. It seemed that this was the only thing that could comfort his wounded heart.