[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Today is the first day of the twelfth lunar month, and Uncle Wu went to the tea market to buy goods as usual.

He rented a tea stand at the foot of Qingfengguan Mountain seven years ago, and now the business is booming, and he is too busy alone.Not only did he call his wife, two sons and two aunts to help, but the stall has also been transformed from a tea stand into a tea house. Now, every day, the tea is sold for more than ten catties~

When he wanted to rent and hire, the whole family objected, saying that he had to pay for the tea stand, and he couldn’t set it up anywhere. Qingfengguan is not a black man, but what it is.But what about now?Not only did the tea stalls sell out, but even those small buildings with a height of four or five floors sold quickly!The store is hot~

If he wasn't the first batch of merchants to settle in Qingfengguan, he wouldn't even be able to grab this teahouse now!You must know that at the 'bidding meeting' back then, he and a single person paid the same price!I still thought that he was a veteran figure, so I gave it to him!

Hmph, after all, he is the head of the family, that is, he has the foresight!This bull, he can brag for a lifetime!

However, it is the conscientious sect like Qingfengguan that they can do business with peace of mind below. Although the protection fee of ten coins per month has been increased in the past two years, Uncle Wu doesn't mind at all.They put in so much effort, and even arranged for disciples to help them patrol the streets for ten years, so it is not right to charge some fees!

"Boom!"

Uncle Wu suddenly heard the sound of beating gongs and drums. He poked his head over there, and saw a group of Emei disciples and a group of Wudang disciples being tied up in a long string and moving forward little by little. move.But why is the posture of this Emei disciple so strange?

Whoops!

Uncle Wu slapped his hands, and these young men didn't even wear pants!

"Hahaha, look, Lao Zhang!" Uncle Wu hastened to pull at the old guy who was weighing tea for him, "Look at those Emei disciples, they actually took to the street with bare buttocks! Oh, that little butt It's so white!"

Lao Zhang saw that it was really true, and laughed along with Uncle Wu.

Seeing that this group of people was about to walk out of sight, Uncle Wu hurriedly said to Lao Zhang: "Set aside for me after you finish weighing, I want to follow up to see the excitement." It's not like their Qingfengguan, whose upper and lower parts have the same name, which makes people feel like spring breeze... It's not right, they are called Qingfengguan, not Chunfengguan... That's all, just one meaning, let's go to see the excitement first.

Unexpectedly, Lao Zhang also put the things in his hands away, and said to him: "If you are not in a hurry, let's go and have a look together. I also got old at the Emei sect two days ago."

"Okay, let's go together." As the two walked towards the crowd, Uncle Wu asked Lao Zhang, "Why are you so angry?"

Lao Zhang complained: "Hey, isn't it just the third child who eats, drinks, and grabs, relying on their kung fu, they are really no different from bandits. If this continues, I really can't do it."

Uncle Wu also frowned and gave advice to the old man: "Old man, to be honest, if you can't do it, you can come to our Qingfeng Temple. Don't think that the rent of our Qingfeng Temple is high. Let me show you the truth. Earn this amount!" As he spoke, Uncle Wu put his hand into the sleeve of the other party's padded jacket and made a gesture.

The other party's eyes widened in an instant, and he said in surprise: "I said, you old boy, why has your son married a beautiful wife in the past two years, earning so much! I thought you didn't reveal your early family background! "

Uncle Wu curled his lips, and proudly said: "What kind of family background did I have in the early years? It was not the broken house left by the two old people. I earned all of these now! And to tell you the truth, I Secretly counted, every Monday and Saturday when there are activities, and at the most leisure time in the evening, twenty or thirty families can come to Qingfeng Temple for a cup of tea! Think about it yourself, can you make money? Humph! "

Lao Zhang clicked his tongue and kicked his hands, finally tempted.

The two of them were making calculations about their lives in private, and the disciples in front were making trouble again.

It was the bound Wudang disciples and the bound Emei disciples who were in conflict!

The Wudang disciples were fine, although their internal strength was sealed and they were tied up, but each of them could be said to be as light as a swallow when they walked, and their steps were naturally fast.

But Emei disciples are different!They don't wear pants!Xiao Nei could only move forward one by one.

One walked fast, wanting to end this embarrassing time quickly, while the other walked slowly, enduring even stronger ridicule and sarcasm.Naturally, both sides were simmering with fire in their hearts, so a little friction immediately exploded.

One of the Wudang disciples turned around and scolded the other Wudang disciple: "It's all your fault! I told you not to come with the Emei faction, but you insisted on coming! Look now, it's clearly not our fault and you're still being implicated! What a shit friend, I'm really blind to come with you, and lose such a boss."

Although he was scolding his fellow apprentices, who would not understand the meaning of the words, it was referring to Sang scolding Huai.

The relationship between brothers and sisters who can fight together is not bad, so the Wudang disciple who was scolded also understood, and laughed at himself: "Yes, it's all my fault! I'm a pig and a dog. It's better to hurt my friends. If I can move my hands, I will slap myself a few times." , and then hit him head-on to death, so as not to slow down the pace of others!"

This is a bit embarrassing, old man.

The disciples of the Emei Sect became anxious immediately, and one of them didn't care that he was not wearing pants, so he kicked the Wudang disciple and cursed: "Who do you say is worse than a pig or a dog!"

With his kick without the slightest scruple, the Wudang disciple who was kicked down was still alive, but a loud commotion erupted in the crowd.

"My god! It's so white! It's white and small. Are all southerners like this?"

"Climb alone! There are no small ones anywhere, and we have plenty of big ones in the south!"

"Hey, oh, I'm so ashamed, girl, cover your eyes quickly, remember that you can't marry someone from the Emei sect when you marry, maybe you won't even have a child!"

But this is not even more sad, what is even more sad is that he forgot that they are tied together in a bunch!

So when he flew out, several people in front and behind were also dragged away at the same time, and a piece of bird was missed... The previous lingering was all in vain!

"That one is big and that one is big! Hey, is that Taoist priest called Bai Feng? He also helped my family exorcise evil spirits. Unexpectedly, this family heirloom is not small. He is such a good guy~"

"Tsk tsk, you really don't know what you look like. Look at that, the black ones don't look good. Let's go out and play, and they are decent!"

"You can't say that. Those of the Emei Sect can get married, but they may not be able to get married."

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All kinds of discussions came to the ears of the disciples of the Emei Sect. They twisted wildly in an attempt to hide their little secrets, especially the disciple named Bai Feng, who was called famous, was even more direct. He buried his face in the ground, not daring to lift it up.

Su Lanling didn't expect that they could still fall. This is really not afraid of opponents like wolves, but teammates like pigs.In fact, they were like that at the beginning. Although they could see most of the thighs and calves, they still couldn't see the key points. As a result...

That disciple is really the best among the pig teammates, and his strength pits his teammates.

"Okay, okay, go and put on the pants for them, it will affect the traffic."

With the lessons learned this time, I am afraid that the Emei Sect and Wudang Sect will never find anything about Qingfeng Temple again. It is estimated that people who see Qingfeng Temple will think of the fear of being walked by birds today.

The disciples of the Emei School put on their trousers and were dragged up to continue walking. After taking two steps, the disciple named Bai Feng suddenly shouted, "Huang Feihong! Even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go!" Then He slammed his head against the pillar next to him.

This move startled Su Lanling a lot. He didn't expect this person to be so virtuous, so he hurriedly took out his newly bought double hooks and released a deceleration skill on the opponent.

Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, everyone watched the disciple named Bai Feng rush forward two steps, and then the speed slowed down bit by bit, like slow motion, bit by bit, slow and light To the side stone pillar.

Everyone: "..." Are you playing, friend?

Shocking laughter erupted from the crowd, and Su Lanling also took advantage of the slow motion to walk up to the other party, and moved his head away from the stone pillar. Sure enough, the other party still closed his eyes tightly, looking like he was begging for death.

Everyone laughed even more when they saw his appearance, and even a few Emei disciples turned away from him.

It's all like this, what are you still doing!If you die, you die, if you don't die, don't perform here, okay?What kind of mirror is it, is it interesting!

But Su Lanling waved his hand, stopped the disciples of Qingfeng Temple from laughing, and said coldly to Bai Feng: "You feel very humiliated, don't you feel so humiliated that you don't want to live anymore? Then you just put these Qingfengguan disciples Did the disciples think that they were also humiliated when they fought in the corner?"

His voice was not too loud, but everyone who heard his words slowly put away their smiles, and looked at the Qingfengguan disciples with bruised noses and swollen faces.

Even the Wudang disciples who had been watching Emei's joke stopped snickering and lowered their heads in shame.

"That's different!" Bai Feng opened his eyes, his eyes were red, and after staring at Su Lanling for two seconds, he couldn't help but shed tears, and began to cry.

When he cried, it seemed as if he had pulled a certain lead, which made all the disciples of the Emei Sect cry.Even if some of them didn't cry, their eyes were red and they tried hard to hold back their tears.

"What's the difference? Isn't it all humiliation? Why is your humiliation a humiliation, but theirs is not? The difference between you is only that your humiliation is seen by so many people, and their humiliation is only seen by a few of you." .” The young man’s voice was cold and clear, but the truth contained in it made everyone think deeply.

"Have you ever thought about what you would do if I didn't show up? Beat them all the time and watch them struggle in humiliation until they die?"

Su Lanling's words made the disciples of Qingfeng Temple couldn't help but clenched the sword in their hands, gritted their teeth, and looked at the Emei Sect.Yes, if Huang Daxia doesn't show up, they really don't know what the result will be!

Bai Feng cried and shook his head: "No, we just want to beat them up to vent our anger, we never thought about killing people."

"Hehe." Su Lanling chuckled, "Then we just wanted to make you look ugly, and we didn't even move you. Why did you commit suicide?"

Bai Feng was choked by his question, tears streamed down his face and forgot to wipe, just staring at Su Lanling blankly.

"Because there are things that kill people with blunt knives. They don't let you die, but make your life worse than death." Su Lanling looked at these young teenagers and young people, "You have a decent family of self-healing, and in the future you will also die." You want to be a hero who helps the poor and saves the world, but look at how you treat your peers. Because of a little money and a little fame, you will block the other party in a corner and beat the other party, or bully the less with the more."

Su Lanling shook his head: "Maybe you think it's nothing, you just beat them up. Then I'm going to ask you, if you beat them, people will worship you and don't like them? People will choose Did you Emei faction give up Qingfeng Temple? No, it will only further increase the hatred between you. If you hit me today, I will hit you tomorrow, until you get red-eyed and die, but you say why not? Be more tolerant? Take a step back from each other, and it is appropriate to repay each other."

"Don't you think it's hypocritical?"

Su Lanling took out a handkerchief and wiped the tearful boy's face, "So, think clearly before doing things in the future, and don't do things based on your mood, because you never know how much your willfulness will hurt the other party."

Seeing the young man nodding in a daze, Su Lanling smiled and said, "It's good to know that you are wrong, and if you know that you are wrong, you must correct it."

The young man nodded again in a daze, looking at Su Lanling's smile, he choked up and said, "I will change it."

Only then did Su Lanling stroke his hair, and said to the disciples of Qingfengguan next to him, "Let them go and let them go."

The obedient disciples went to untie the rope with dark faces, but Bai Feng suddenly said again: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have hit you just now."

The disciple who untied the rope hesitated for a moment, his bluish face flushed, but he responded in a low voice, "It's okay, it's evened."

Su Lanling smiled and applauded their friendship. This applause also infected other onlookers. Everyone applauded one after another, making the faces of these teenagers even redder.

But it was no longer humiliation and grievance, but shyness and shame... These teenagers looked at each other and laughed.

After the applause stopped, Su Lanling remembered something again, and shouted to the crowd: "By the way, everyone, our Qingfengguan's annual 'Scholar's Merry Altar' and 'Heroes Contest' finals will be held the day after tomorrow. It will be held, and friends who arrive at that time will not only get themed souvenirs, but also have the opportunity to get the signatures of this year's strongest chivalrous men and romantic scribes..." Barabara, Su Lanling sent out another wave of publicity, which brought the view of Qingfeng The disciple swaggered away.

If anyone fights with the disciples of Qingfengguan in the future, even if it is the fault of Qingfengguan, these people will scold each other to death!

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There is a saying that the most beautiful thing is the red sunset.

Su Lanling had just finished singing in the afternoon, and in the evening, the killers sent by his old father-in-law ushered in. This time, the number of killers doubled to ten.

What's more, Su Lanling was caught off guard when they came. Su Lanling was taking a bath, so they slammed into the door, shattered the window, and got into the hut together, making it impossible for Su Lanling to hide. There was a bloody battle with them, and in the end they got wounded and dead bodies all over the place.

Su Lanling took Laifu and Wangcai and moved overnight, and didn't dare to buy a house anymore. All three lived in the guild directly. It's just that Laifu and Wangcai are poor. They don't have any bamboo to eat. Can eat fruit and leaves.

But let them eat Su Lanling for two days and they can't take it anymore, these two pigs are too good to eat!He can hardly afford to eat fruit!

In the end, Su Lanling had no choice but to take the two of them back to the house.

The corpse in that house, Su Lanling, had been cleaned up a long time ago, and now there is nothing but the dilapidated house.Su Lanling didn't clean it up anymore, anyway, he lives in the gang, so let's leave it outside.

Living there tremblingly for several days, Su Lanling didn't wait for those killers to come, so he was a little relieved and started business again.

When Lao Wang and Lao Li saw him, they asked curiously, "Where did Xiao Su go? I haven't seen you these days."

Su Lanling gritted his teeth and said, "My father-in-law is dead, I'll go back and offer incense!"

Lao Wang was surprised: "Are you married? Why haven't you seen your wife and children?"

Su Lanling said perfunctorily, "Isn't it because my father-in-law is sick at home?"

Old Li heard the words and said with contempt: "Then why don't you go back? Aren't you a doctor?"

Su Lanling: "..." If I go back, you should offer incense to me_(:з」∠)_

But there was no way to tell Lao Wang and Lao Li about this, so Su Lanling could only go back to the house with their contemptuous gazes.After all, in ancient times, filial piety was the first thing to do, and disobedience was a rebellious thing, and no one would like such a person.

Although it is said that the father-in-law does not need the son-in-law to take care of him, but the son-in-law is obviously a doctor and has nothing to do all day long, why can't he go back and see the old man's illness!

Su Lanling: "..." Bao Bao felt bitter, but Bao Bao didn't say anything! !

Three days later, Su Lanling encountered another group of killers, this time double the number, twenty.But this time Su Lanling ran fast and led them to fly a kite for a while. Although he was seriously injured in the end, but fortunately he had Yunshang Heart Sutra and meditation, and he was alive and kicking again the next day.

But Su Lanling thought about it seriously, and felt that this would not work. He had plenty of people in his hand, and he could fight with him, but he was alone!Every time it doubles, it will be difficult for him to guard against twenty, but next time, forty, one person can chop him into minced meat with one knife.

So Su Lanling deliberated for several days and decided to take the initiative!