[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

After exhausting his lightness kung fu, Su Lanling hid in the gang territory.He fell back on the dating platform of the gang, closed his eyes and thought about everything that happened today.

Qi Shiqi, Ximen Chuuxue... According to Ximen Chuuxue's donkey temper, he must be deadly against him.

Su Lanling secretly sighed in his heart that the other party was really a character, no wonder he was able to manage a huge sect so well.

Thinking of the Four Plum Blossom Friends and Shi Jingmo, Su Lanling finally had a flash of inspiration, remembering the forgotten things when they first met.

This is a lot of fun, it seems that people really want to play a big game of chess.

The Four Friends of the Plum Blossom... We should call them the Four Best Actors of the Plum Blossom!This Infernal Affairs is a game, absolutely~

Before, Su Lanling wondered why the letter from the four of them didn't mean to join the Sun Moon God Sect at all, but now that he thinks about asking this question, it's just mentally handicapped.Not to mention that he was sent to be an undercover agent, let's just talk about his job, watch the prison for Dongfang Bubai!Can such a secret be revealed to Su Lanling?

Tsk tsk tsk, treat the opponent's undercover agent as a confidant, no wonder Ren Woxing was rescued casually in a few years, that's why he will use this move!

The major sects in the Central Plains encircled and suppressed the Demon Cult, and both sides suffered losses, and then he, who was usually low-key and unknown, sneaked in from outside the customs, eh~ scheming old father-in-law.

Think about Shi Jingmo's most upright famous doctor in the world, and the tragic death of Ping Yizhi, a famous demon doctor... It's really not certain who is right and who is evil!From now on, these decent little idiots of yours will be under the hands of others to see a doctor!

No wonder these famous and decent people are getting more and more stupid in the future, probably Shi Jingmo poisoned them.

Admiration, admiration, fortunately Ximen Ruanruan didn't grow up beside his old man, otherwise Su Lanling wouldn't be able to escape the clutches of this scheming!

But Ximen is soft, be strong!You must know that Lao Tzu will never win against his son, Brother Ling is optimistic about you!

As for the baggage that Su Lanling took away that day, there were only two boxes inside, one containing silver tickets and the other containing ghost coins.

Seeing that stack of ghost coins made Su Lanling very angry, secretly took out those ghost coins and counted them, hum!If you give me a few coins, I will fuck your son so many times in the future, I will piss you off!

Although I can't kill you, remember to tell your son to be careful on the way to school!

Su Lanling stayed in the gang territory for a few days, made a plan for the near future, and used the money given by his old father-in-law to buy a purple hidden weapon, and then made a disguise and set foot on the road back to Beijing.

On the way, he also did good deeds twice. The first one was to help a small village eliminate wild wolves, and the second was to help lost youths return to the voyage.

It's just that this lost youth's name is Gong Jiu.

Su Lanling picked up Gong Jiu in Qinhuangdao. When he walked to Qinhuangdao, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen the sea for many years, so he went to the beach to recall the glory days of the past.It turned out that Gong Jiu was sitting motionless in the sea, not even showing his head, only a wispy strand of hair could be seen between the rising and falling tides.

At that time, Su Lanling was taken aback!Thinking that someone was drowned, she hurried over to fish him with light effort, only to find that he was alive when she was caught, and looked at him with a puzzled face, asking him to give a reason.

The corner of Su Lanling's mouth twitched, and he immediately knew who the other party was. There was no one who was so mentally retarded as to be able to breathe freely in the water, except Gong Jiu.

I asked again, and it turned out that I was lost, and I was calm and calm while soaking in the sea.

When I saw Su Lanling, I thought of Gu Qingfeng. I really don't understand these road idiots. If you don't know the way, just stay at home. What a waste of time!

Su Lanling was also curious: "Why don't you ask someone if you don't know the way?" What's the use of staying in the sea?Didi beat the dragon?

The other party's answer was: "I can't find it even if I ask." So it's better not to ask.

Yes, even stronger than Gu Qingfeng.

Then Su Lanling was very happy to take Gong Jiu with him. Anyway, he went to the capital together, and he would be bored on the road alone. Maybe Gong Jiu could help him fend off the old father-in-law's killer.

Then, Su Lanling knew what is called a martial arts genius and a mentally handicapped person in life.

Not only did Gong Jiu not know the way, but he also couldn't count and remember people. Su Lanling changed several face masks, but the other party didn't respond at all. Su Lanling thought the other party was understanding and was embarrassed to ask. It was later discovered that he didn't see the difference at all ╮(╯_╰)╭People recognize people based on his lightness walking...

There was another time when Su Lanling asked Gong Jiu to help bring the dishes to the table, and he went to serve them with a groan, but he brought back the hot bowl just out of the pot with empty hands, and finally scalded blisters on his fingers.Su Lanling asked him, and he also said that he was thinking about things but didn't find out...

Masochistic patients are so awesome!

When they arrived in the capital, Su Lanling and Gong Jiu separated, and the other party went back to Prince Taiping's mansion by himself, while Su Lanling went to Yaxing to find a house.

He killed so many people of his father-in-law, according to the petty mind of the other party, he would never let him go easily, and maybe his friend would be hurt, so he decided to hide for a while to avoid the limelight.

Su Lanling only had two requirements for the house. First, the front room should be large and it would be better to have a shop, because he wanted to open a clinic and take advantage of these few days to brush up the Yunshang Heart Sutra.Second, there must be a bamboo forest nearby, and the area should not be too small, mainly to raise happiness and wealth.There is no bamboo forest in the gang territory, so it is not appropriate to put the two of them in it.

This can make it difficult for Ya to act. The land in the capital is precious, where can I find such a large bamboo forest.

So after searching for several days, Su Lanling finally decided on a place, not in the capital, but in a small town near the capital.The town is not far from the capital city, and it only takes an hour or two to walk back and forth, and Qinggong is faster, and it is still very prosperous, so there is no need to be afraid of not being able to buy daily necessities.

The new house is a gate house, that is, a shop in the front and a residence in the back.The house is not big, only one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, but the backyard is quite big, [-] square meters, and it is a bamboo forest.

Su Lanling is very satisfied with this, it doesn't matter if people don't live well, he can live in a gang, but Laifu and Wangcai can't.

The house is satisfactory, and the price is not particularly demanding, so Su Lanling quickly got the title deed.On the day she got the title deed, Su Lanling asked someone to raise the fence, trying to prevent outsiders from seeing the two bears in the backyard.However, because the next door is another family, the remaining wall cannot be raised, so we can only make do with it.

The clinic in front of Su Lanling didn't do anything special. It was the same as the usual medical clinics. Even the name was "medical clinic" which was nothing new.

Maybe it was too simple, so no one went to Su Lanling two days before the opening. On the contrary, he was bored and got acquainted with the owners of several nearby shops.

There are three shops in this row. The location is not very good. It belongs to the fringe area of ​​the shop, but it is quite close to the residential street, and the business of selling small things is good.So except for Su Lanling on the far right, the two on his left are all selling groceries, but the business is not in conflict.One sells oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar, and the other sells sewing and cloth heads, and the business is good.

Seeing that Su Lanling was sitting at the door basking in the sun again, the old Wang who sold oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar said earnestly, "Oh, I tell you, Xiao Su, you can't do this. Don't be reluctant to part with those few signboards. You don't want to wear a signboard." People thought you lived at home."

Lao Li, who sells needlework and cloth heads, is sitting at the door sorting a large bag of cloth heads. Hearing this, he said with a smile, "Yes, don't underestimate this signboard. Without this signboard, even if you have excellent medical skills, the common people will not believe it!"

Su Lanling crossed Erlang's legs and waved his hands, saying that it doesn't matter, Brother Ling doesn't point out this.

Lao Wang and Lao Li are both elderly people who have families to support. Seeing Su Lanling's foolishness, they all shook their heads when they saw this, and looked down on his behavior.

Su Lanling was basking in the sun and was drowsy, when suddenly there was a commotion behind the room, and the sound of weapons colliding.Lao Wang and Lao Li were taken aback, and they didn't care about the things at the door, so they hurried into the house and closed the door of the shop.It seems that they are often encountered, and they are familiar with each other.

Su Lanling also closed the door, changed his clothes with one click, and jumped onto the back wall to watch.In the end, I saw the disciples of Qingfengguan and Emei Wudang fighting in groups, one against two, and they were beaten a bit badly.

As one of the shareholders of Qingfengguan, can Su Lanling bear this?So he immediately took out the newly bought hidden weapon, swish, swish, and immobilized all the disciples, then jumped off the wall and asked the group of people in Qingfeng Temple: "What's the matter with you? What kind of group fight? "

A few disciples of Qingfengguan saw him showing this skill, and knew that he had some skills, so they asked tentatively: "I don't know who is senior?"

Su Lanling said indifferently: "I am a good friend of your temple master, why are you here not studying in the temple at this time? Do you want to copy scriptures?"

When the disciples heard that Su Lanling even knew their daily punishment items, they immediately regarded him as one of their own, and said bitterly: "It's not our fault! You don't know, just Emei and Wudang, this They have been bullying us for a month. Not to mention the business of robbing us, every time we go out to give lectures, they always find an opportunity to partner with us and beat us, dragging us and not allowing us to give lectures, it is really bullying!"

"There is such a thing?!" Su Lanling frowned, this completely delayed the performance income! "Then you don't care about the Lord?"

"It's almost Chinese New Year, our temple master has gone back to Bashan, otherwise how would they dare to be so arrogant!"

"It's too bad if there's no one to take care of it." I don't know who Gu Qingfeng asked to stay in Qingfeng Guan to manage it, and the professional ability is not strong enough.

"That's right, we've been bullied to death by them for the past two days." The other party looked aggrieved, "It's not that no one cares about us, our Master Songji also went to Emei Wudang to make peace, but his martial arts is not high enough. He also speaks more politely, so the managers of those two sects don't listen to him."

Song Ji handles miscellaneous matters in Qingfeng Temple, so to speak, he is half of the manager of Qingfeng Temple. It is okay to maintain a normal life and take care of a shop, but he is not good at this kind of fighting and killing. It's easier to coax.

"Oh, it's him. Where's Master Bitter Gourd? Isn't he here?" Master Bitter Gourd is Jin Jiuling's senior brother, who was invited by Gu Qingfeng to sit in charge, and frightened Xiao Xiao before Su Lanling finished his studies.

"Master Bitter Gourd has also gone back to celebrate the New Year..."

Su Lanling: "..." You people can't work normally, but you can run fast during the annual leave.

"Well, I'll go with you for a while first." Workaholic Su Lanling didn't care about being hunted down by his old father-in-law. Chinese New Year is the time when business is the most!There is a large number of activities in the Qingfengguan tourist area, which cannot be delayed.

"Ah? Come with us?" The disciple was taken aback, and asked tentatively, "I don't know who the senior is?"

Su Lanling waved his hand: "Just call me the hero Huang Feihong."

Disciples: "..."

"Hero Huang, what should these people do?" The disciple pointed to the disciples of Emei and Wudang who were trapped.

Su Lanling snorted twice, and said with a sneer, "Emei's trousers were stripped off and tied up. By the way, remember to string them into a string, just like candied haws. As for Wudang's..."

Seeing Su Lanling's meaningful eyes, those Wudang disciples were almost scared to pee, and thought to themselves, don't take off their pants, it's really 'covering'!

"Forget it, for the sake of Taoist Gu of Wudang, just tie them into a string."

Wudang disciples breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this, and let others bind them without making any resistance, because in their hearts they were still a little grateful to this hero named Huang Feihong!If there is no comparison, there is no harm. This Huang Daxia is too tolerant of them!If they hadn't been acupunctured just now, they couldn't help but tighten their legs!

The disciples of Emei were even more unlucky. In the sub-zero winter in the capital, two long and short legs covered with hair were bare under the Taoist robe, shivering in the cold air.

It's okay to be cold, but my heart and face are ashamed to be hot by everyone's eyes and ridicule!There are two heavens of ice and snow!

The disciples of Qingfeng Guan saw the group of Emei sect holding Xiao Neiba in their arms and walking forward slowly, feeling overjoyed, and shouted arrogantly: "Go! What are you dawdling about!"

"Hey~" Su Lanling stopped him: "Don't have such an attitude, you need to be civilized."

The disciples were just about to restrain their temper when they heard his words, and then they heard him say: "They are walking more slowly, we can appreciate their 'elegant' walking posture for a while. Oh, yes, you go Buy a gong and knock it, let everyone see what friction is, like the steps of the devil."

Wudang disciple: Hero Huang is really kind! !