[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Su Lanling stood under the porch for a while, and then returned to the small earthen house, just bumping into the face of Mrs. Yu who was about to come out.

Holding a twig in her hand, Mrs. Yu had a fierce look on her face. She wanted to scold him when she saw him, but she seemed to think of something, her face softened a little, and she asked, "Where did you go wild?"

Su Lanling lowered her head and remained silent, and Mrs. Yu didn't ask any more questions. She just said coldly, "I told the old bustard for you. From now on, you can go to the door to shout at the door at night, and you don't need to go to the kitchen. But cooking at noon When you should come here, you still have to come here, don't think about going wild all day long!"

After finishing speaking, he was about to leave, but suddenly remembered that Su Lanling didn't like to talk, so he said viciously: "I tell you! Usually you are silent and silent, no one cares about you, but if you go to the door and shout Keep your mouth shut all day long, and you won’t be able to fart three times with one stick, so you won’t have to talk anymore! What’s the use of having that mouth? I’ll go directly to the pharmacy and get you a pair of dumb drugs to poison you to death!” After finishing speaking, before Su Lanling could reply, he quickly walked away, obviously eager.

Su Lanling glanced at her back, and had some guesses in his heart...

"Are you going to shout at the door from now on? That's great."

Su Lanling turned her head and saw Li Hua'er standing by the door looking at him with an indifferent expression and deep eyes.

Su Lanling ignored her and turned to leave, but she grabbed her clothes and had to look back at her.

"look."

Lihua'er rolled up her sleeves to reveal her arms, which were covered with red marks, some of which were even torn and bloody, which was enough to prove how much force the assailant exerted.

Although it is possible to guess who did it, Su Lanling still doesn't know, so why show him this?

Li Hua'er raised the corners of her mouth and smiled sarcasticly: "Don't you understand why I showed you? Because I want you to know that it's all because of you that I was beaten like this!"

Su Lanling: "..."

? ?What does it have to do with this baby!

Seeing that Su Lanling was still in a daze, Li Hua'er explained: "If you hadn't eaten fish yesterday, I wouldn't have been beaten by Mrs. Yu at noon today, and if I hadn't been beaten by Mrs. Yu, I wouldn't have complained to the old bustard, and instead I would have been beaten again. Hit, dare you say it wasn't your fault!"

Su Lanling: "Dare to say."

Lihua'er: "..." Why don't you follow the routine?

"How dare you say you didn't do it!" Lihua'er's angry voice became sharper: "If you hadn't told Granny Yu the secret, how would she know about it?! You even found me a job as a police officer. You betrayed the benefits I got!"

Su Lanling is also incompetent to understand the logic of this little girl's thinking, because a small fried fish makes such a big fuss, and even sued the old bustard, it is also capable...

"First of all, it's no fault of me that you were beaten this morning. You told Wang Gangdan and his brothers yourself. Secondly, I asked you to complain to the old bustard? No, then if that's the case, why do you say it was me? Caused you to be beaten? Did you tell me so I can file a complaint?"

"Maybe you saw it!" Li Hua'er held her head high, as if she had given Su Lanling the death penalty.

Su Lanling was speechless, turned around and left directly, unable to communicate with this mentally handicapped person.

"Hey, stop for me!"

"If you have the ability, don't go!"

"I will make you regret it!!"

After walking a long distance, Su Lanling could still hear Li Huaer's hysterical screams behind her.

After leaving the small earthen house, Su Lanling found a place where no one was around and joined the guild. When he was bored, he also learned the healing method "Eunshang Heart Sutra", and then lit up Xiangluan Wuliu, a blood-increasing skill , but because there is no weapon, there is no way to check the effect.

After learning the healing method, Su Lanling was bored again. After thinking about it, he took out the pebbles he picked up and started practicing hidden weapons.After all, the blue bar is limited, and it will bottom out in a while, Su Lanling doesn't stop, and continues to practice.

He had already thought about it, and he couldn't rely too much on the system.Not only because of the limited blue bars, but more importantly, to practice that state.Just like those heroes in the novel, who can tell whether the opponent has murderous intent at a glance, these are not what the system can give him.

What's more, when he relies on the system now, what about after he reaches his full level?Don't you ever make progress in your life?

So it is better for him to practice now than to start practicing at that time, after all, he is now at the starting line of his life!

After practicing until he was sweating profusely, Su Lanling hurriedly took a shower.I don't dare to wash my clothes or hair today, and I will be scolded if Mrs. Yu finds out.

Go to the old place to eat wontons as usual, the boss didn't give him another one today, but picked a few big ones for him.

Su Lanling actually has a problem. After he finds something delicious, he will keep eating that kind of thing, and he will eat it until he hates it before eating the next one.It is precisely because of this problem that he has never had anything that he particularly likes to eat. After all, if he likes a little bit, he will hurt himself by eating it [汉手]

In the past, the highest record of Su Lanling was a spicy pot. He had been eating it for more than half a year, twice a day. The owner of the spicy pot once wondered whether his family cooked with poppy shells. How can you eat every day without missing a meal.

While Su Lanling was eating, two young men came over with a few baskets, lifted the cloth on the baskets and asked, "Does the boss want wild pork?"

The boss was in the middle of chaos, heard a yo, looked inside the basket with his head, and said with a smile: "This big guy is not easy to catch, how did you get it?"

One of the young people laughed: "The one who ran down from the mountain two days ago caused damage to the crops everywhere. It's going to be autumn soon. Who can withstand such a disaster? We pooled our money and hired two knights who passed by..."

Hearing their conversation, Su Lanling had an idea, yes, he can go hunting!Anyway, he also needs to practice hidden weapons, why not just go to the mountains to practice in the future, if he is lucky, he might actually be able to catch some prey!In addition, he has a guild, so he doesn't have to worry about his own safety, if he can't beat him, he can join the guild.

The more I thought about it, the more I realized it was a good idea. Su Lanling couldn't help but immediately went up the mountain, but seeing that it was almost the business hours of Chunhua Pavilion, he still held back his thoughts and went back to work step by step .

When I went back early today, there were only two or three hot customers, and a few idle guys gathered together to chat.

"Hey, do you know? Su Xiuniang was scolded severely by the old bustard during the assembly this morning."

Every fifth day of every month, Chunhua Pavilion will hold a gathering to let these girls know the recent performance of themselves and their opponents, so as to promote labor production.

"It's certain to be scolded, who made her dare to snatch the guests in colorful clothes?"

"Ah, in fact, there's no use for her to rob, a man can't stand Caishang's temper."

"Tch, do you think Caishang has always been like that? You didn't see that she has a good temper towards those hot customers. But Caishang is indeed not as good-looking as Su Xiuniang..."

Before Su Lanling could hear the next words, he saw three figures walking towards the Chunhua Pavilion at the door. Su Lanling was stunned for a moment, blinked his eyes, and was immediately shocked after confirming that he saw clearly.

Who the hell is there to bring their son to the women's branch? !

The three figures are one big and two small, very connected!It looks like it's real.The older one is estimated to be in his thirties, dressed in strong clothes, with broad shoulders and a thin waist, and has a great figure.But the appearance is hard to describe...Su Lanling suddenly remembered the conversation between the two guests yesterday for some reason. With this appearance, Qingzhu is hard to lose! !

The two younger ones are both boys, and both are dressed in strong clothes.The older one was a head taller than Su Lanling, about eight years old.The younger one is about the same height as Su Lanling, and should be four or five years old.The looks of these two children look like their father's. Although they are young and haven't opened their eyes yet, it is not easy for a child to be so ugly...

Although stunned, Su Lanling still smiled professionally and said, "Will the guests enjoy tea or flower wine?"

Dachawei is to ask a few girls to serve food and drink in the lobby, and to perform on the stands, but you can't use your hands to take advantage of the girls.

To eat flower wine is to go to the private room and ask the girls to perform a special show, so that they can discuss their feelings in depth.

Su Lanling secretly guessed that it should be the former, otherwise it would be too unreliable to take the two children to whoring.

The man pointed to the two children: "They are working in dry shops. I made an appointment with Su Xiuniang yesterday." Then the man looked Su Lanling up and down again, and threw a silver bag at him: "You go Take care of them both."

To play a dry shop is to only open a room to eat and sleep, and to live in a house is to go to the girls' house for the night.

Su Lanling took Yin Nuanzi's eyes and said, "Okay, don't worry!" Then he called other staff to take over, and led the two children upstairs.

The two children wanted to chase the man at first, but they were stopped by Su Lanling, who half persuaded and half dragged the two children into the box.

What a joke, he can let the money he got run away? !He is so poor!

And he is also helping others, okay?If these two children are really allowed to follow, wouldn't it be a flower that destroys the motherland? Thinking about the man's appearance just now, Su Lanling feels the hot eyes on this car...

The two children didn't know what was going on, although they were struggling desperately, they just didn't cry out, their faces were flushed and they didn't say a word.It wasn't until Su Lanling finally dragged them into the box that the older boy couldn't help shouting: "Don't fight (force) me, I won't go in!"

Su Lanling was stunned for a moment, as if he understood why the two children stopped talking, he tilted his head and asked, "Are you from Sichuan?"

The two children were stunned for a moment and looked at each other. The older one said, "Are you telling us to talk nonsense? (You understand what we are talking about)"

Su Lanling nodded. In the past, one of his relatives, friends and sisters of Jiansan was from Sichuan.Normally, her voice is very obedient, but once she starts to scold someone, tsk tsk tsk, the waves take off!

Seeing the two children heaving a sigh of relief, Su Lanling couldn't help laughing and said, "Oh, don't be nervous, the words in Sichuan are actually quite interesting, but it's a little far away from the capital, so people here can't listen to them." I understand. Besides, Mandarin is actually easy to learn, so you will get used to it if you stay here for a few more days.”

Hearing what he said, the younger child smiled, showing a pair of small canine teeth, and said, "Actually, I can speak official Chinese, but my brother can't, so I stayed with him without speaking."

When his elder brother was exposed by his younger brother in this way, little black's face blushed in an instant, and he couldn't help but said fiercely: "I'm so angry now, don't mess with me!"

His younger brother shrugged his neck, with a pitiful look in his eyes, he didn't dare to speak.

Su Lanling was overjoyed when he saw it, hey, this is still a little coward.Then he began to persuade: "Okay, don't attack him anymore, sit down quickly, and I'll ask someone to bring you something to eat."

Although he was persuaded by others, his elder brother still looked ferocious, and shouted loudly: "I heard you! Sit down quickly!" After the words fell, his younger brother immediately crawled to the chair like a poor little boy. Sit up and stare at his brother with wet eyes, he looks really ugly and cute!

Su Lanling hurriedly held back a smile and ordered some dishes to be served, and then fetched water for them to wash their hands.

However, the two children sat on the chair and didn't want to move, and neither of them came down to wash their hands.

Su Lanling had no choice but to say: "If you don't wash your hands, you won't be able to eat, because you will have a stomachache if you eat bugs on your hands!"

Although the younger brother is a coward in front of his brother, he is still very stubborn in front of others, and immediately shouted: "You are lying! We don't have bugs on our hands!"

Su Lanling said nonsense in a serious manner: "Why not? How dare you say that you have never touched a bug with your hands?" He couldn't believe that there are little boys these days who play with bugs!

"This..." The two children looked at each other, a little lacking in confidence, "So what if you touched a bug!"

"After touching the bugs, the bugs will leave small bugs on your hands, but you can't see them. When you eat, the small bugs will be eaten by you, grow up in your stomach, and then bite you Stomach!" Su Lanling continued to fool around.

Seeing Su Lanling's serious face, the younger brother immediately believed it, and then said timidly, "Guokuo, why don't we wash it for a while?"

His brother glanced at him and said with contempt: "My brother, you are a shrimp!" (You are a coward)

Having said that, the two brothers still washed their hands obediently before going to the table to eat.

The elder brother took a bite, saw that Su Lanling was still standing aside, and said, "You sit down too!"

Su Lanling sat down with a nod and didn't eat. He told them one by one which dish was the best and which was not. a lot.

After eating and drinking enough, the two brothers lay down on the bed and said in unison: "Ba Shi is miserable!" (comfortable to death)

The elder brother also nodded, and said with a satisfied face: "Now I finally know that our old man ran here because of his son."

Su Lanling: "..." Young man, you are still a child!

After all, he was a child, so he couldn't lie down after lying down for a while, so he got up to play with Su Lanling.

Of course, Su Lanling could tease them to heaven in minutes, and the two children were rolling with laughter.

The elder brother smiled and said: "You are quite funny, your name is Sazi?"

"Su Lan Mausoleum."

Brother nodded: "Oh, Sunanning."

Su Nanning: "???" Why did you go from Shandong to Guangxi in an instant?

"Yes, Su, Lan, Ling!" Su Lanling said word by word.

"What's wrong! Su Nanning, I can hear the chatter clearly!" The elder brother stared, but didn't realize that he was cute regardless of nl, and only said shyly: "My name is Tang Tianyi."

The younger brother interjected: "My name is Tang Tianrong."

Su Nanning: "..._(:3」∠)_" Forget it, Nanning is Nanning, don't be stubborn with them.

"Why did your father bring you here? This is not a place for children." Su Lanling advised kindly, but he forgot that he was only a child...

Tang Tianrong said: "Father didn't bring us here, but we followed him. We have to watch him so that he doesn't make a fool of himself and lose face to the Tang family."

Su Lanling: "...what's your father's name?" Why did I have a bad feeling_(:3」∠)_

"Tang Aoqing!"

Su Lanling: "..." Sure enough...he was still thinking about why he was surrounded by ugly people these two days, and thought he was surrounded by low-value people, but now it seems that Tang Aoqing is the only one!

"And you didn't let us come because of you? Aren't you also here? It's your old man who brought you here?" After all, Tang Tianyi was young, and it was the first time she came to the Women's Branch Hospital, and she didn't know the identity of Su Lanling. .

Su Lanling said honestly without hesitation: "I don't have a father, my mother is a daughter-in-law, and I work here."

Then Su Lanling looked at the two brothers, waiting for their reaction, without any doubt that the previous experience suffered by the original owner would happen again.

Unexpectedly, Tang Tianyi nodded and said: "Hey, what a coincidence, my mother (mother) is also a daughter-in-law."

Su Lanling: "..."

Tang Tianrong also nodded: "My mother is too, what a coincidence!"

Su Lanling: "..." He should have known about Tang Aoqing's peeing nature long ago!

But from this point of view, it also fully proves that Tang Aoqing's genes are strong. No wonder he can recognize these two children. At first glance, they are not the seeds of the old king next door...

Pharaoh next door: No, who is not a fairy? !

Although Su Lanling didn't feel much about this matter yet, the two brothers of the Tang family had a strange sense of harmony in their hearts, similar to the way a fellow townsman sees his fellow townspeople with tears in his eyes!

You see, they have a lot in common, for example, their mothers are daughters, for example, Su Lanling can also speak Shu dialect (Su Lanling: No way!), for example, they are all little boys!

Tang Tianyi patted Su Lanling on the shoulder proudly, and said, "Since the three of us are all daughters-in-law, we will be brothers in Nanning from now on!"

Tang Tianrong followed suit and patted Su Lanling's other shoulder, nodding vigorously: "That's right, brother!"

Su Lanling: "..." Who wants to talk about brothers in this way! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Anyway, after this night of getting along, the friendship between Su Lanling and the two brothers of the Tang family developed rapidly.When Tang Aoqing was about to leave the next day, the two brothers still didn't want to. They clung to the door frame and refused to leave, crying and shouting that they would stay in the women's branch hospital permanently. How embarrassing it would be.

Tang Aoqing: "..." What evil did I do!

In the end, Su Lanling came out again for a good persuasion, and Tang Aoqing swore to God that he would come back tonight before dragging the two brothers back alive.

It's not easy either.

Su Lanling actually knew that he didn't recruit many relatives, but the two brothers had never had any friends in the capital, and their identities and language barriers probably made the two children very lonely, so Su Lanling, the little fairy, had the opportunity to take advantage of it. It's just false.

Of course, Su Lanling also has his own selfishness, after all, who made their father rich, hehe.

Su Lanling exchanged the silver coins given by Tang Aoqing for copper plates, and distributed half of them to the man on duty, leaving less than five hundred coins.

Then Su Lanling didn't hesitate to buy two sets of clothes with the five hundred Wen...

That's right, it's so beautiful!

After all, he bears the handsomeness and wit that he shouldn't have at this age, so how can he not dress himself up well!

In this way, Su Lanling felt that he was wronged, he didn't even buy those beautiful women's clothes!

The next step of buying, buying, buying is of course to eat. Su Lanling has always eaten one meal a day because of money constraints. Starting today, he announced that he will eat two meals a day!

A new product appeared on the wonton stand, braised wild pork, twenty cents a spoonful.

Su Lanling asked for a spoonful of meat and half a portion of lean meat wontons.Take a bite of the red, trembling wild boar while it is hot. Because the mouth is small, the first bite is to the skin of the meat, and then cut it down with your teeth. Although most of the layer is fat, it is absolutely fat but not greasy. It melts in your mouth .The second bite is the half left on the chopsticks, with only a little white lean meat. Although it looks sharp and angular, it is fragrant but not sticky, sticky and delicious.

Simply delicious!

Beautiful people should eat meat every day, after all, we Asians have the kind of physique that makes it difficult to gain weight! [Clever]

After eating and drinking, Su Lanling, who was wearing new clothes, went to the gang to have a look at the vegetable field.

In less than twenty hours, all the vegetables were ripe, and even the watermelon he planted casually yesterday had grown a large piece, each with thin skin and large flesh, sweet and delicious.

Su Lanling breathed a sigh of relief in an instant, feeling that the pressure of life that he had been carrying these days disappeared in an instant. After all, with such an artifact, how could he starve to death? !

just kidding~

Alas, it's really sad to think about it, why are all these good things his own?Hee hee, no pride (*^__^*)

Without the pressure of life, Su Lanling felt that his whole body had been sublimated from the inside out.Going to the woods to hunt is no longer so impatient. It’s just that you practice hidden weapons every now and then. When you see the wild vegetables you like to eat, you can dig them easily. It’s easier than an outing!

However, there is a saying that is true, you really can't be too arrogant.

For example, Su Lanling was digging shepherd's purse at the bottom of the slope, and a few people swished past his head, kicking him all over in an instant...

Su Lanling: "..."

My day, Dad just bought new clothes and just took a shower!

The angry Su Lanling kept up with Qinggong, but saw a large group of people chasing and killing a relatively short man, and the leader was actually a little boy in white clothes.

Su Lanling blinked, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he quietly retreated and hid in the gang, deeply moved, is the little boy now so amazing?

That's right, Su Lanling never thought of helping that short and thin man.

Not to mention whether Su Lanling can beat so many people now, just say to help, what if that man is actually a gangster?Is it a bad guy who rapes and robs?And if he saves that man, that man will settle the problem peacefully with those people?Maybe he and the group of people will be killed in the end.

He is not a white lotus, and he doesn't want to detect the dangers of this world, so it's best to pretend that he hasn't seen anything.It's not that he is indifferent. After all, he can't even protect himself, so how can he protect others?

The west wind blew across the hillside, and the leaves rustled down.It's like some human beings, although it's not yet autumn, they can't withstand the ravages of the west wind.

"Master, the man is dead." A man said respectfully.

The boy in white, who was called the owner, didn't have any other expressions, just looked down at his sword.

The sword had just been pulled out, and there was still blood all over it.The boy blew lightly, and blood dripped from the tip of the sword in a series, which happened to land on a half-red maple leaf.

Dripping and shattering, full of blood.

The boy said softly, "Let's go."

His expression was calm, not like a normal person.Coupled with his age, it made people shiver for no reason, and the chill came from the heart.

"Yes!"

The sound fell, and the forest had returned to calm, leaving only a half-warm corpse, cooling bit by bit in the west wind.