[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Su Lanling walked slowly all the way to Chunhua Pavilion, and saw a group of beautifully dressed girls walking casually on the street, greeting male friends who came and went from time to time.

Their behavior is called "walking". At around [-] o'clock in the evening in spring, summer and autumn, the turtle claw (security guard) of the women's branch will lead a dozen or so girls from a courtyard to walk on the street. Instead of a neat team, they are in a mess, each showing his or her own demeanor.

late!

This word flashed across Su Lanling's mind, and then he ran to the kitchen. He had arrived more than an hour later than the normal working time.Although Su Lanling doesn't like the current job very much, his attitude towards the job must not be perfunctory!

Sure enough, she was caught by Mrs. Yu as soon as she arrived in the kitchen.

Granny Yu grabbed him and kicked him on the buttocks, she couldn't stop cursing: "Where are you going again! I just gave you face at noon and I don't know what my last name is!" Discovering Su Lanling's half-dried hair and clothes, he kicked his feet again, and said loudly: "You dare to go into the river, you are so courageous. Don't you know that there is a flood in the river?! Want to drown Is it death? I will wash you away sooner or later, you little short-lived ghost, you know how to die every day, you squat on the kang bangzi (beside the kang) in the morning, and go to play in the water in the afternoon, don’t know if your illness is just right..."

Now there are more than the three of them in the kitchen, and there are many more women and handymen who come and go to serve dishes.

Seeing that Su Lanling was being scolded by Mrs. Yu, a woman said "Yo", and said in a strange way: "What a good child you always scold him for. He is just at the age of playing. Anyway, he can't do anything when he comes back. Why are you so angry?" Who is watching." He glanced at Su Lanling, covered his mouth and smiled, "Look at this little face, how painful it is."

Su Lanling's current appearance is the delicate face he pinched at that time. Although he is a bit feminine, he can't tell much at a young age.Before, he didn't feel like a girl with his dark face all day long, after all, he couldn't even see his facial features clearly.After washing it tonight, I looked at him again, and he is really a pretty little boy.

Mrs. Yu obviously wouldn't accept that woman's tricks, and immediately pushed her back: "If someone loves you, you can lead the house. What are you talking about with me? I just happen to be with those nine boys in your family."

nine? !

Su Lanling was shocked, this is too good to give birth... No wonder they come here to work, these nine children need a lot of money just to eat every day.

The woman was so speechless by Mrs. Yu that her face was about to turn bad, and another woman who washed the pot persuaded her: "Sister-in-law of the city, don't talk to old Mrs. Yu, hurry up and get the food out of the pot, and it will be done in a while." It's overcooked."

After Mrs. Cheng stepped down the steps, she gave a cold 'hmm' and took the plate to serve the dishes, and the kitchen fell into a brief silence.Coupled with the small servants coming and going, it is quite a busy scene.

Su Lanling was ordered to light the fire, and his impression of Mrs. Yu had a new orientation.Although she beat and scolded, she didn't seem to be that bad to him from the performance point of view, and she often took care of him in her words... But think about it, if no one really takes care of the original owner, it is impossible to live so long, Although the original owner has no impression of how he grew up, in recent years, Mrs. Yu has accounted for the majority in his small world.

Su Lanling was thinking about things, and there was no more fire under his hands. Granny Yu slapped him on the back of the head again, "It's something to lose energy all day long! Make a good fire! I think you're getting skinny again."

Mrs. Yu was scolding Su Lanling when she saw a little girl rushing in in a hurry, urging her repeatedly: "Hurry up and get me some miso, and ask someone to fetch me a basin of well water, our girl has been scalded."

When Mrs. Yu heard this, she hurriedly ordered someone to fetch water, put another spoonful of miso into the bowl, and asked the little girl, "Miss Xiaoyu, is this enough?"

"Not enough!" The little girl was sweating anxiously, "Our girl has been splashed with a pot of soup!"

"Oh! That's really not enough." Yu Yu scooped several spoonfuls into the bowl before handing them over to the little girl. At this time, the woman who went to dig well water also came back with a bucket. Seeing this, the little girl hurriedly shouted: "Hurry up and go with me." As they spoke, the two left in a hurry.

Not long after they stepped out, the wife of Cheng gossiped excitedly, "That's the drizzle around Miss Caishang, right? Why was Miss Caishang splashed with soup? Who did it?"

The woman under the steps gave her a look at Mrs. Yu, and seeing that she didn't respond, she whispered: "It should be a hot guest, otherwise who would dare to touch her, who wouldn't know that she is our old bustard's sister."

Madam Cheng rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "I don't think so, she is indeed a 'Caishang', and there is a 'embroidered lady' in our pavilion."

"Okay!" Granny Yu snorted coldly, and scolded, "The work in hand is not enough for you. You just know that if you pull that wife's tongue, if there is something nonsense in her mouth, her mouth will be broken every day..." Then The only sound left in the kitchen was Mrs. Yu's scolding voice.

Although Mrs. Cheng's face was full of displeasure, she didn't dare to speak out.

Su Lanling lit the fire silently, without any sense of presence.Although Mrs. Yu is not bad to him, it doesn't mean that he will obediently let her beat and scold him all day long.

Today's business is probably very good, but the man is not enough.Seeing that Su Lanling was still tidy, Mrs. Yu asked Su Lanling to wash his hands and face and go to serve food and run errands, which is usually not done.Because the guests in front don't know when there will be rewards, and the guys don't have enough points, how can Su Lanling get involved again.

Seeing this, the sister-in-law said jealously: "Xiao Lanling went to get the reward, but don't forget your sister-in-law, your sister-in-law is always nice to you."

Su Lanling walked straight out of the kitchen without stopping, completely ignoring Mrs. Cheng's words.

Seeing this, Mrs. Cheng scolded in a low voice: "Little bastard, what a white-eyed wolf."

Mrs. Yu was quite proud of Su Lanling's behavior, she cast a sideways glance at Cheng's sister-in-law, and said meanly: "Oh, you are a good person~ Those nine shits in your family are not busy enough for you? Can you handle this?" Take it easy!"

……

Su Lanling followed a clerk to the lobby. Before he knew what he was going to do, there was a guest shouting at the table next to him, and the clerk ran over quickly, leaving Su Lanling aside.

At this time, the clerk at the door saw Su Lanling and hurriedly greeted him: "Little Lanling, come and help uncle, uncle will bring you candy tomorrow."

Shoutang is the doorman, who stands at the door to welcome and see off guests. After asking about the needs of the hot guests, he shouts "meet the guest" and informs the buddies and maids.However, although this job is easy, there is basically no reward to get, and it is not as good as the guys who serve food and run errands.

It happened that Su Lanling didn't want to work either, so he nodded and stood in his place, shouting for him.

After a while, Mrs. Yu was probably worried, so she came over to have a look, but she saw Su Lanling standing at the door, shouting, and instantly exploded with rage, looking for those guys with all her teeth and claws, but where is the rush? find someone.Knowing that Su Lanling didn't get half of the reward, Yu Pozi was so angry that she hit Su Lanling twice to vent her anger.But fortunately there were many guests, and soon someone came from the kitchen and shouted, but Mrs. Yu had no choice but to return to the kitchen cursing, letting Su Lanling escape.

"Hey, did you see what happened just now? I was busy inside at that time, and I heard a sound, and they will all be over when I come out." A man with a big beard proudly asked what happened just now, but Looking at his expression, he didn't seem to care much about what happened, but it was full of meaning to show off his ability.

The man at his table didn't pick up his words at all, he was obviously familiar with his routine, and deliberately focused on what happened just now: "Oh, you said that, I heard about it, it's two It’s just a fight for the hottest customers.”

"Woo..." The bearded man showed dissatisfaction. Obviously, the friend's answer did not meet his needs, but he continued: "What is your identity? I asked two top cards to grab it. The female branch of Chunhua Pavilion It's not so coaxing."

"Tch." The friend looked contemptuous and disagreed with the bearded man's words. "Women are ruthless, actors are ruthless. As long as you are willing to spend money, there will be no women who can't be coaxed! You really think they are some kind of ladies. And what do you think they are fighting for? What is Pan An Songyu really?" ? Let me tell you, it's Tang Aoqing from the Tang Sect!"

"Ah?! Tang Aoqing from the Tang Sect in the middle of Shu?" The bearded man looked surprised, "That ugly guy came to the capital?"

The friend nodded, and said with a suppressed smile: "He has now transferred to the Tang family's business house, and there is a good story about him changing the door."

"What a good story?" The bearded man's curiosity was completely aroused, and the big beard couldn't hide the light of gossip on his face.

The friend laughed softly: "It is said that Tang Aoqing was on a mission for the last time and failed to assassinate many times in a row. And because of his ugly appearance, although he only showed his eyes when he assassinated, he still made the other party remember his face. As long as the other party You can tell who he is by looking at his eyes. In the end, Tang Aoqing made an agreement with the other party, and the two had a single competition. As long as the other party wins, he will be expelled from the killer world, and the other party will fight. However, although Tang Aoqing assassinated many times He didn't succeed, but in fact, the opponent's martial arts were not as high as his, and he escaped by relying on the protection of others. It stands to reason that Tang Aoqing would not lose, but the opponent should really can't stand his appearance, so he fought desperately and won That’s it! Then the world named this story: Qing Chau Di Di, which describes the loathing of something so extreme that one would flee from it even at the cost of one’s life.”

Su Lanling: "..." Are ancient people so good at complaining?Then he probably lost.

While Su Lanling was listening to various gossips, he greeted and sent them off. Although he didn't make any money, he heard some martial arts news one after another, which made Su Lanling a little confused for a while, because many people's names He had already heard of it...

For example, the Eastern Devil's Cult and the Western Devil's Cult, which are disgusted by all decent people in the world.

The Eastern Demon Sect, also known as the Sun Moon God Sect, is located in Heimuya, Hebei.Because the people in the sect behave strangely and commit many crimes, it is called the Eastern Demon Sect by the people in the Jianghu.Although the teacher, Wo Xing, is arrogant and domineering, he is not just blindly fooling around.He himself is not only unfathomable in martial arts, but also one of the best in the world in terms of ambition and strategy, almost invincible!In recent years, Ren Woxing has single-mindedly wanted to lead the rivers and lakes, causing rivers of murder and seas of blood, which made all martial arts people terrified.

The Western Demon Cult, also known as the Western Demon Cult, originated from the west and is located in the desert outside the pass. It has dominated the outside of the pass for many years, but recently it has some intentions to infiltrate into the pass.Little is known about the West Demon Cult, but Yu Luocha, the leader of the West Demon Cult, has a long-standing reputation in the Central Plains.Although everyone does not know whether Yu Luocha is male or female, beautiful or ugly, everyone believes without hesitation that he is the most mysterious and terrifying person in the martial arts world in recent years!

Of course, in addition to the two demon sects of the underworld, Su Lanling has also heard of a few decent sects that everyone respects, such as the Twelve Martial Arts Sect and the 36 Gang... He doesn't know exactly what these gangs are. But hearing the name, you know it's not very powerful.After all, it’s 36 and [-]. They can’t do it, but the two sects are probably a bunch of spicy chickens [French disdain]

The pace of life in ancient times was really slow. Even though Chunhua Pavilion was so busy, almost no one came in or out at around ten o'clock in the evening.Then Su Lanling was transferred back to the kitchen, busy cleaning up the leftovers, until around one o'clock in the evening, when all the work was done, Su Lanling was considered as the end of the day's work and could go back to rest.

Tonight, Su Lanling rose to three levels by doing tasks, and earned a total of 41 coins with the money at noon, and activated the two skills of fame, movement and time sense, but since he doesn't have a weapon, he can't try it.

Thinking of the weapon Su Lanling makes me depressed, what will Qixiu's soldiers do!When he went out to eat this afternoon, he had already inquired about it. The cheapest pair of soldiers in the weapon store cost more than 20 taels!With these 20 taels, he can redeem himself!

And how to earn the 20 taels is also a problem, because the money ratio here is 0.01 Wen (consistent money) = [-] tael = [-] taels of gold, even if he does the task to reach the full level, it may not be enough!

Sigh... so sad (tat), why does a beautiful girl like him have to run around all day to survive!

Su Lanling couldn't help but shed bitter tears for himself. It's not the most pitiful thing if he can't buy a pair of soldiers. The most pitiful thing is that he will go back to the house to sleep soon!

Just thinking about the room he was going to live in gave Su Lanling a headache, let alone the nausea in his heart.

But it was probably God’s blessing. When Su Lanling returned, the three children in the same room had already fallen asleep. Two boys and one girl took up all the good space in the middle of the kang. Small, but one is facing the leaky door, and the other is facing the shit in the corner...

Su Lanling slammed the door into the gang without hesitation, at worst, get up early tomorrow, anyway, he doesn't want to stay in that room anymore.

He is so cute, why should he wrong himself!hum╭(╯^╰)╮

After resting in the gang for one night, when Su Lanling went out the next day, the three children hadn't woken up yet. Su Lanling breathed a sigh of relief, it's fine, let's do this from now on, go back later and get up earlier.

After getting up, Su Lanling went to the kitchen to wash up, after all, they didn't even have a basin in their house.

Granny Yu came over just after struggling to get half a bucket of water from the well. She was surprised to see Su Lanling up so early and glanced at him several times in a row.Then he ordered him to do that without hesitation, and kept busy until the other three children came.

As soon as Li Hua'er came, she obediently went to get the vegetables from the basket and washed them. It was only then that Su Lanling realized that she was the one who filled the big tank of water in the kitchen. The girl has so much strength!Lihua'er is only a few years older than him, but her strength is already the same as that of a normal adult.

The other two little boys gathered around Mrs. Yu asking for food. Although Mrs. Yu had no good looks towards Su Lanling, she was very tolerant towards these two little boys, and happily gave them two cornmeal cornbread.

But the two little boys were very dissatisfied. The tall one pointed at Su Lanling and shouted: "You gave him fried fish yesterday, and we want to eat it today!"

Su Lanling froze for a moment, then turned to look at Lihua'er, seeing her flickering eyes, she dared not look directly at Su Lanling.

This girl is not only strong, but also very thoughtful.

Mrs. Yu also figured out the key point. She gave Lihua'er a hard look, and coaxed the two little boys with a stiff smile: "There is no fish today, I'll eat the fish next time when I fry it."

"No!" The little boy was reluctant, "If you don't give us fish, we'll tell our mother (old bustard) to beat you!"

When Su Lanling heard the little boy talking about beating, Su Lanling's heart skipped a beat, and a great fear spread in his heart.

Su Lanling couldn't help frowning, the original owner was so afraid of these two children, his body has formed a conditioned reflex, it seems that he was beaten a lot before.

That's right, these two little boys were the two culprits who beat the original owner and caused him to have a high fever. The older one was called Wang Gangdan, and the younger one was called Li Tiechui. They were half-brothers.And their mother is the first girl who was splashed by the soup yesterday, Caishang, the younger sister of the old bustard in Chunhua Pavilion.

Recalling their identities, Su Lanling couldn't help complaining. It seems that the contraceptive medicine in Chunhua Pavilion is still immature. Why are they all pregnant? Doesn't it affect work?

The two boys competed for fried fish and even moved the backstage out. Granny Yu couldn't help but say: "There is no fish today, why don't I fry some meat for you later."

Big brother Wang Gangdan rolled his eyes and said loudly: "Then I want to eat two big ones!"

His younger brother Li Tiechui shouted not to be outdone, "I am too."

Granny Yu reluctantly agreed, and it took a lot of effort to coax the two ancestors out.After they disappeared, Granny Yu's complexion changed quickly, she grabbed Li Hua'er who was washing vegetables and beat them, cursing while beating: "You little bitch, you black-hearted person, I call you a slut ..."

Lihua'er was yelled and screamed after being beaten by Mrs. Yu, and kept saying that she would never dare again, but there was no look of fear in her eyes at all.

Su Lanling kept busy with her own affairs and didn't care about them at all.

Revenge requires brains, who can blame you for your impressive IQ?

After earning another [-] coins by doing the task, Su Lanling went to the streets alone, and he was going to buy seeds!

After all, the guild has such a large area of ​​land, and it can be collected with one click. It would be a pity to waste it, and he still wants to use these seeds to make a large fortune...

Su Lanling picked a very remote seed stand. The owner was a swarthy middle-aged man who looked very kind.It was hot at noon, and when Su Lanling found his booth, he was eating watermelon.

He saw that Su Lanling was squatting in front of his stall, and he didn't chase people away like other stall owners. Instead, he smiled and asked him, "Son, do you want to buy seeds?" He then broke a piece of watermelon for him.

Su Lanling took the watermelon and ate it and said, "I want to buy pickled cucumbers and tomatoes." Pickled cucumbers are cucumbers, and tomatoes are tomatoes. Su Lanling just learned the name when he was helping in the kitchen these days.

The middle-aged stall owner was stunned for a moment, and asked: "Do you want to plant at home, kid? But it's the end of summer now, and it can't be planted."

Su Lanling shook his head: "I'm from Chunhua Pavilion, and a customer asked me to help buy it."

"Oh~" The middle-aged stall owner suddenly realized and stopped advising. After all, only rich people can go there to play, and no one will go to farm in person, so it is probably just for fun.

"Child, I don't want more of you. A pack of courgettes costs [-] Wen, and a pack of tomatoes costs [-] Wen. How much do you want?"

Su Lanling: "..." Although you don't want much, I still can't afford it.

Su Lanling took out forty copper coins and put them on the stall, saying: "The customer will give me forty coins, you can give me some." Because the price given by this uncle is relatively reasonable, Su Lanling is not worried about himself It will be a disadvantage. If he buys it back and finds that the seeds are not good, he will not buy it next time.

When the uncle heard this, he had no doubt that some master bought it back to play. He wiped his hands on the rag, then took out a piece of straw paper and wrapped the seeds for Su Lanling. Seeing that Su Lanling had finished eating the piece of watermelon, he broke it again I gave him a piece, and said with a smile: "If there are any masters who want seeds in the future, you can buy them from me. Don't look at my corner, the seeds are top-notch."

Su Lanling nodded, ate the watermelon and left.

When the gang planted the seeds, Su Lanling looked at the watermelon seeds in his hand and found a piece of land to plant them.He has never planted land, and he really doesn't know what farming is. If it weren't for the fact that the gang can harvest the land with one click, he wouldn't have planted it.

After Su Lanling bought the seeds, he went back to Chunhua Pavilion. After all, he had no money in hand, so he went out for a stroll.

Because the seed booth is close to the west corner gate of Chunhua Pavilion, Su Lanling entered Chunhua Pavilion directly from the west corner gate, because it was very close to the girls' bedrooms, so Su Lanling usually used it to avoid bumping into the guests. Do not go here.

Just as he was about to walk from the porch to the backyard, Su Lanling heard two people talking under the porch, and one of them sounded like Mrs. Yu.

I only heard Mrs. Yu's voice full of flattery: "...I will definitely help the girl take care of him, so don't worry."

Then a woman said with a little dissatisfaction: "You say that every time, but you don't take care of it at all, and you don't look at how dirty the child is all day long, like a mud monkey, if not Seeing that you can talk in the kitchen, we girls don't need you!"

"Oh, you don't know. Children are like this. If you wash him eight hundred times a day, he should be dirty or not."

Granny Yu's explanation could not perfuse the woman, and the two murmured secretly for a long time before the woman gave Granny Yu a bag of money, turned and left.

Su Lanling hid in the dark and did not see the woman's face, but remembered her voice.

Who paid Mrs. Yu to take care of the children?Who is that child?