[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Because it was too late, although the wine shop was willing to sell them alcohol, they refused to let them drink there.Helpless, Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue had no choice but to run to the roof of the Town God's Temple to drink with the jar.

The ancient night was silent and dark, except for the sound of gongs from far away, there was no other noisy sound, which was not as prosperous and bright as modern times.However, there is one thing that is hundreds of times stronger than modern times, and that is the dots of stars in the night sky.

Su Lanling didn't have much feeling in this aspect before, but since he was adopted by his adoptive parents, he has gradually developed a bit of literary and artistic atmosphere.Seeing the starry sky at this moment is a bit emotional.

But Ximen Chuuxue next to him was obviously more interested in these two jars of wine.Although he still looked like he was swearing to death before, but now he couldn't help but directly lifted the mud seal of the wine jar, and he was about to drink it.

Su Lanling hurriedly stopped him, took a handkerchief and wiped it carefully on the mouth of the jar, and then handed it to him, "Don't you love to be clean when you wear white clothes every day? Why do you forget it now?"

Ximen Chuuxue was embarrassed to admit that he was impatient, so he only glanced at his handkerchief and changed the subject coldly, "Do you still have this handkerchief?"

This handkerchief was really the one that Ximen Chuuxue left on the wonton stand, and his name was embroidered with white embroidery thread on it.

"Yes." Su Lanling didn't think there was anything wrong with using other people's things, but he only had this handkerchief!

"I haven't thanked you for the previous incident. Thanks to you for helping us that day." Su Lanling patted Ximen Chuuxue's head and said with a faint smile.

Ximen Chuuxue was a little embarrassed, his ears were red, and he said in a cold voice: "No need, it is the duty of all martial arts practitioners to eliminate the strong and help the weak." After speaking, as if deliberately covering up his shyness, he picked up the stall and wanted to drink a lot.

The ancient wine jar has a big belly and a small mouth.However, no matter how small it is, a child's mouth can't hold it, so when Ximen Chuuxue suddenly picked up the jar, the wine flowed down both sides of his mouth, and sprinkled Ximen Chuuxue all over.

Su Lanling: "..." Poof, hahahahaha.

Seeing that Ximen Chuuxue's face turned black, Su Lanling hurriedly took off his coat, leaving only an inner coat, but it was all white, so there was no difference.

But even so, Ximen Chuuxue felt that he had lost his adult, and was almost pissed off.I can't help but mutter in my heart, why I always lose face in front of Su Lanling, last time I was splashed with blood, this time I was splashed with wine again... blah blah.

Seeing his appearance, Su Lanling almost laughed out loud, but caring about Ximen Chuuxue's face, she had to turn her head and clear her throat, before turning back to comfort him: "It's okay, I did the same thing when I drank for the first time. Scattered all over."

Ximen Fuxue: "...Who is drinking for the first time?"

Su Lanling: "..." All right, all right, you're my father.

The atmosphere was awkward for a while, Ximen Chuuxue drank a few more sips of wine in order to cover up, but accidentally drank too fast, and tears came out from the hotness.

Ximen Chuuxue: "..." These days are so fucking unbearable!

Ximen Chuuxue put the jar aside, got up and was about to leave, but Su Lanling hurriedly pulled her back, comforted him again, and even took off her clothes for him to put on, and finally calmed down.

Looking at the expressionless Ximen Chuuxue, Su Lanling couldn't help feeling tired, this little glass heart...

Ximen Chuuxue was wearing Su Lanling's clothes, thinking angrily in his heart, he will never drink in his life!

And sure enough, I will never drink alcohol for the rest of my life _(:3」∠)_

The two sat on the roof, looked at the starry sky, drank wine, and discussed swordsmanship by the way.

There's no way, Ximen Fuxue can't answer other topics...

After chatting for a quarter of an hour, Su Lanling felt a little speechless, after all he didn't understand sword intent! !Although he really wants to practice swords, he really doesn't understand such academic things_(:3」∠)_ Moreover, he has always felt that sword intent is inexplicably secondary...

Looking at the silent Ximen Chuuxue, Su Lanling remembered the way of swords that Ximen Chuuxue had comprehended 30 years later, so he said lightly, "In general, only with sincerity and sincerity can you reach the pinnacle of swordsmanship. It's not enough to talk about swords."

As soon as Su Lanling said the words, he felt a little ashamed, oh, I'm so sorry, the pirated version is still pretending to be in front of him. (*/w＼*)

Unexpectedly, Ximen Chuuxue's eyes lit up when he heard this, and stared at him with piercing eyes, full of joy and excitement, and said excitedly: "It makes sense! I guessed right, you really know the way of swordsmanship! In the future If there is a chance, we must compare swords!"

Su Lanling also nodded. He is now at the fifteenth level, and he also wants to know what level he is now.

"Ximen, how high do you think your skills are in Jianghu?" Su Lanling estimated that he should be able to draw with Ximen Chuuxue now.

Ximen Chuuxue waved his hand, and said in a low voice, "It's not even a low level. I haven't formally started learning kendo yet. My master said that with my current progress, I have to wait at least two years."

Su Lanling: "..." What are those people you killed?The weak chicken among the spicy chickens... You are too humble.

However, in my impression, Ximen Chuuxue did learn swordsmanship at the age of seven, and he has achieved success in seven years, and has never had a failure since he was 15 years old.

"What are you here for? Will you stay here for a long time?"

When Ximen Chuuxue mentioned this matter, he felt a little depressed, and even showed a hint of aggrieved expression, and said in a low voice: "I'm here to practice, I'll take a look at the shop by the way, and I'll be going back soon. You still won't come back to me Wanmei Villa, then we won't be able to meet again for a long time..."

Su Lanling was about to comfort her, but suddenly realized something was wrong, why did Ximen Chuuxue talk more? !

Seeing Ximen Chuuxue who was aggrieved and murmured non-stop, Su Lanling was in a daze, thinking that he had met a fake sword god...

Is this too much to drink? !This cliff is drunk!

After thinking for a while, Su Lanling decided to die, and tried in a low voice: "Ximen Chuuxue, when did you know me?"

The drunk Ximen Chuuxue lost his cold look, and although he was still expressionless, he unexpectedly made people feel very cute. When Su Lanling asked him, he answered obediently: "It was when you were chasing and killing Guan Yumen. We spotted you by sneaking up from behind. Huber also praised you for being very good at lightness kung fu, but I was not convinced, and I only competed with you on the street later."

"Oh~" It turned out to be like this.Su Lanling felt a bit of bewilderment in his heart, watching Ximen Chuixue laughing non-stop, like a mentally retarded man who has figured out how long a friend can last in bed...

Stop, stop, Su Lanling hastily stopped his foulness, thinking to himself that he had already drunk too much, he must not drive drunk!

Clearing his throat, he asked Ximen Chuuxue again: "What are you doing at Chunhua Pavilion tonight?"

Ximen Chuuxue said honestly, "I'm going to see you."

Su Lanling: "Why don't you go during the day?"

A strange blush appeared on Ximen Chuuxue's pale face, and he pouted and muttered, "Because I was splattered with blood that day, I felt ashamed and embarrassed to see you. I wanted to find you during the day, but I was also afraid that the housekeeper would find out, and if I disagreed, I still didn’t dare to come out. I didn’t sneak out until the housekeeper fell asleep at night, and then I lost face in front of you again...” At this point, Ximen Chuuxue felt that he was wronged, and his voice was full of grievances. A little cry.

Su Lanling's heart was softened by his muttering, feeling that the child was super cute, and instantly burst into a fan's love, he touched Ximen Chuuxue's head and comforted him: "No shame, no shame, I don't remember it, I have forgotten it .”

Even so, Su Lanling feels that if Ximen Chuuxue still remembers these things when he wakes up tomorrow, he probably will never forget this terrible night in his life...

Ximen Chuuxue felt sad for a while, and finally couldn't help but fell asleep leaning against Su Lanling.

Seeing this, Su Lanling put the two wine jars into the package, and was going to take Ximen Chuuxue to open a room!

He looked at the half-dried clothes, and then at Ximen Chuuxue's sword. Su Lanling couldn't put it in his backpack, so he simply put on Ximen Chuuxue's white clothes, and hung his sword on his chest. Carrying Ximen Chuuxue on his back, he walked towards the hotel.While walking, I thought, fortunately I have internal strength now, otherwise I might not be able to carry him on my back.

Huber anxiously walked back and forth in the hotel lobby, seeing the guards flying from a distance, he hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "How is it? Have you found the owner?"

The guard nodded: "I found it, it's on the roof of the City God Temple."

Huber finally breathed a sigh of relief, and sent someone back to sleep. He and the waiter on duty sat in the lobby and waited.

As the night darkened, Xiao Er finally couldn't help but fell asleep on the table.But Huber didn't feel sleepy at all, he sat upright at the table, worrying secretly by the candlelight.

The owner of the villa is getting bigger and bigger, and his thoughts are getting more and more. In the past, he could still see a little immaturity, but since this experience, he has become more and more cold.He didn't have any expression all day long, and he didn't look like a child in silence.The maids trembled several times because of one of his eyes, and they ran to him crying and complained that they dared not serve the owner, even if they were demoted to third-class maids...

Alas, it's all the pain of having no parents, how could he be so cruel...

Just as Huber was thinking, he heard the sound of footsteps coming from his ears, seeming to be walking towards this side.Huber hurriedly got up, looked out, and then froze for a moment.

When had their owner been so embarrassed!

His clothes were disheveled, and his most cherished sword was hung in front of him indiscriminately. Who was that on his back?It looks like the clothes are rough, and it doesn't look like a child from a wealthy family.

"What is this..." Huber was about to go up to meet him, but suddenly stopped abruptly.

That child is not their owner? !Then why are they wearing the clothes of their owner!After careful observation, Huber heaved a sigh of relief. It's good that nothing happened, it's good that nothing happened. Fortunately, there is no smell of blood, otherwise he thought the owner of the estate was injured.

However, Huber sniffed it lightly. That's right, it definitely smells like wine, and it's the most expensive hundred-year-old wine on West Street.

At this time, Su Lanling had already walked to Huber with Ximen Chuuxue on his back. Seeing him standing at the door, he thought he was the innkeeper of the hotel, and bumped Ximen Chuuxue up. Su Lanling said softly: "Shopkeeper, open the room."

Huber: "..."

"The shopkeeper?" Seeing the man standing still, blinded, Su Lanling thought that the other party saw that the two children refused to open, so he said in a cold voice: "Open a room, don't worry, the money will not be without you .” After all, it was someone else’s money, and Su Lanling was too embarrassed to open another one for herself.

Only then did Huber come back to his senses, and moved his lips, wanting to say that the owner of the estate never shared a bed with others.But when he saw the landlord sleeping on his back like a dead pig, Huber was instantly overwhelmed, so he had to wake up the clerk and tell him to open the room.

The guy fell asleep in a daze, and didn't see clearly that the child on his back was Ximen Chuuxue, so he opened a room at random, and after collecting the money, he fell asleep on the table again.The injured Huber could only go to the kitchen to boil water and deliver it to the house.

When Huber knocked on the door with a basin in his hand, the owner of the farm had already been put on the bed and slept in a quilt.The kid didn't sleep, and thanked him when he came in with hot water, and then wrung out a towel to wipe the face of his owner.

Huber wanted to stay and help, but he didn't know how to ask, so he had to back out again.

Standing in the corridor, Huber was full of thoughts.

Owner, owner, what are you doing!