[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

"Speaking of which, what are you doing in the women's branch in the middle of the night?" Su Lanling looked at Ximen Chuuxue suspiciously.

Now he can't understand this society more and more. These children don't go to school all day, and it's fine to mix sociology and kill people.If you run to the women's courtyard at every turn, where does the reservedness of the ancient people in history go? !

However, how could the cold sword god answer such a boring question from Su Lanling, the red tips of his ears already showed his disdain for this question!

Su Lanling didn't get an answer, so he had no choice but to change the subject: "Are you rich?"

"What are you doing?" Ximen Chuuxue looked at him coldly.

Su Lanling licked his lips, his eyes glowed and said, "Bring me a drink!"

"drink wine?"

Ximen Chuuxue recalled what the steward taught him, and immediately refused: "No, children can't drink alcohol."

Su Lanling showed a smirk: "Children can't drink alcohol, but older children can drink. Are you still a child?"

of course not!

Ximen Chuuxue has been smarter and precocious than ordinary children since he was a child, so he is even more unwilling to admit that he is a child.But remembering the butler's teachings, he still turned his head firmly, expressing that he would not join forces with Su Lanling.

Seeing him like this, Su Lanling continued to irritate: "You have never drunk a bar. I heard that people in the Northland are very good at drinking. And if you don't invite me, it will prove that you are a child. When you see me, you will call me a bar." My big brother!"

Ximen Chuuxue blushed from Su Lanling's anger, turned her head and glared at him angrily, and shouted: "I won't bark! And I just live in the Northland, not from the Northland!" Hmm!That's why I don't drink alcohol!

"Keep your voice down!"

Su Lanling was startled by him, and hurried over to cover his mouth, but he broke free again, staring at Su Lanling angrily.

"Okay, okay, I'm really afraid of you." Su Lanling was helpless, why is this kid so rigid!There is no such thing as a principle!

"How about this." Su Lanling thought for a while, and pretended to hesitate: "I heard Tang Tianyi said that your lightness kung fu is very good, so how about we compare lightness kung fu? If I win, you can buy me a drink. If you win I won't drink anymore."

"But," Ximen Chuuxue saw through Su Lanling's tricks at a glance, "But it's not good for me whether you win or lose."

Su Lanling: "..." This kid is really weird.

Seeing Su Lanling choking on him, Ximen Chuixue felt a little funny, pursed the corners of his mouth lightly, and said coldly: "Do you really want to drink?"

"Yeah!" Su Lanling nodded fiercely with bright eyes, but couldn't help but rolled her eyes in her heart, cursing herself for being worthless, and started acting maliciously for a drink.

"If you win, I'll buy you a drink. If I win, how about you come home with me?" Ximen Chuuxue felt that his idea was very good, and it was what both parties wanted most!Everyone does not suffer.

When Su Lanling heard his words, he almost knelt down to him, and secretly praised this child for being amazing!He just wanted to cheat for a drink, but Ximen Chuuxue actually wanted to kidnap and sell people!Tsk tsk tsk, no wonder you can become the lord of a village, you are so thoughtful at such a young age!

"...I'm afraid this won't work, I still have to work here."

Being rejected, Ximen Chuuxue frowned, a little unhappy.

He can only stay in the capital for a few days, if Su Lanling refuses to go home with him, it will be difficult for them to meet again in the future.Ximen Chuuxue wanted to persuade Su Lanling to quit his job and go home with him, but he was too embarrassed to force Su Lanling to do things against his will.

In the end, he had no choice but to throw his hands behind his back, turned his body in a different direction, and sulked himself.

Su Lanling: "..."

So what should he do now?

Kiss, hug, hold high?

Shaking off a series of miraculous thoughts in his head, Su Lanling comforted him: "Don't be angry, I definitely can't go home with you, but you can write to me after you go home."

But Ximen Chuuxue was probably really angry, and stood there with a cold face, motionless, ignoring others, no matter what good things Su Lanling said, he would not be moved.

Su Lanling went crazy, this kid is really stubborn!If I had known earlier, I would have agreed to him first, anyway, Ximen Chuuxue would definitely not be able to win.What a trouble!

In the end, Su Lanling had no choice but to say: "Then are you better than me? Go back to sleep if you are not better than me!"

Hearing this, Ximen Chuuxue reacted a bit, pursed his lips, but was subdued, and nodded expressionlessly.

Seeing him like this, Su Lanling couldn't bear it, so she stood on tiptoe and touched his head, and comforted him: "Then treat it as if I owe you once, and you can ask me for help if you need something in the future. Let me tell you first, I can't help you." Bad thing."

Hearing what Su Lanling said, Ximen Chuuxue's complexion improved a bit. He nodded and said, "Of course not. We people in Jianghu should take eliminating evil and promoting good and upholding justice as our duty."

Su Lanling: "..." I just quietly watched you pretend.

In fact, that's what Su Lanling said, he was quite at ease about Ximen Chuuxue's character.

It is true that Ximen Chuuxue likes to kill people. He even regards killing as an 'art'. Even Hua Manlou once said: "Ximen Chuuxue really regards killing as a sacred and beautiful thing. He even regards killing himself as a sacred and beautiful thing. He devotes his whole life to it. Only when he kills is he truly alive, and at other times he is just waiting."

In fact, think about it, Ximen Chuuxue was dubbed the 'Sword God' by the people.Could this sword god be sealed casually?It must have been killed with one sword at a time.

However, although Ximen Chuuxue is bloodthirsty, he did not kill innocent people indiscriminately. He has strong self-control ability and is also very chivalrous.It can be seen from the last time he helped Su Lanling at the wonton stall, so Su Lanling was not worried that he would ask him to do bad things.

"Then let's compare quickly. From here to the wine shop on West Street, whoever arrives first wins." Su Lanling called Ximen Chuuxue to stand side by side with him, but Ximen Chuuxue took a slow look at him, a little smug Said: "Actually, there is no need to compare, your light work is not as good as mine."

"How do you know that my qinggong is not as good as yours!" Su Lanling immediately refused to accept it.

Ximen Chuuxue stood with his hands behind his back, his chin raised slightly, and a proud look appeared on his face: "Because I have compared you!"

"Compared to me? When?"

"It was the day you were chased by the little beggar."

Su Lanling: "...So, the other day I was chased by a little beggar downstairs, and you competed with me on the roof?"

Ximen Fuxue: "That's right!"

……

Su Lanling was also speechless. He thought that the two met at the wonton stand, but he didn't expect that they would have already set their sights on him.

etc!If Ximen Chuuxue had already set his sights on him...

"Did you hear that I told Wang Gangdan to escape?" Su Lanling's face gradually turned cold, and he looked at Ximen Chuuxue expressionlessly.

Ximen Chuuxue showed a rare sneer, and looked back at him: "Now you know how to be afraid, how could you do such a thing!"

Su Lanling pursed her lips and did not explain.

How is he going to explain it?Explain that he is avenging the original owner?

Oh, forget it.

"He has already killed someone. It's fine if you don't insist on justice, but you even helped him escape!" The righteous Ximen Chuuxue looked down on Su Lanling's behavior, frowning and taught: "Fortunately, I Chase him to the back street in time and catch him and send him to the Yamen, otherwise he will definitely be a big disaster to the dangerous place in the future!"

"Ah?? You sent him to the yamen?!" Su Lanling never expected such an ending. He thought that Wang Gangdan hadn't appeared in the past few days because he had already escaped. Arrested to the Yamen.

"But Mrs. Yu is not dead at all." Su Lanling was a little at a loss. Did those officials lock him up without even checking?Otherwise, why Wang Gangdan hasn't been released yet.

"The person is not dead?" Ximen Chuuxue looked at Su Lanling in surprise, showing a hint of annoyance: "The other day I heard you call him a murderer, so I thought that person was already dead. This is my fault, I will go to the Yamen tomorrow Explain it to him."

Su Lanling thought for a while and nodded in agreement.He was not afraid that Wang Gangdan would confess him again, since Su Xiuniang would redeem him anyway, even if Wang Gangdan confessed him, so what, it wouldn't hinder him.It's just that it's cheap for this brat, who was released after being locked up for two days, but according to Wang Gangdan's guts, the two-day prison is probably scary enough.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, let's compare it soon." A little later, the restaurant will be closed.

Ximen Chuuxue shot him a sideways glance, but followed his instructions to stand in a row with him, and after counting three, two, one, they started light kung fu and swept forward together.

Su Lanling's lightness kungfu is actually very proficient. After all, he has practiced hard in the guild for the past few days, and he also practiced deliberately when he went hunting in the mountains. Naturally, it is not a problem to deal with Ximen Chuuxue now, and he can easily win over him.

Ximen Chuuxue lost the competition, but he was not angry. Instead, he looked at Su Lanling with bright eyes, as if he had found some novelty toy, and said excitedly: "Your lightness kungfu is so good, and your swordsmanship is definitely not weak, let's go!" Compare it!"

Su Lanling rolled his eyes and refused without hesitation.

Ximen Chuuxue was not annoyed at being rejected, and excitedly followed Su Lanling. Su Lanling, who knew martial arts, seemed to have turned into a magnet, very attractive to the cold sword god.

Hearing this, the restaurant was also speechless. It was strange enough for two children to come out to buy wine in the middle of the night, and they even had an appointment to compete with swords.

Thinking of this, the restaurant couldn't help guessing secretly, could it be that these two children are not children, but some rejuvenated heroes?