there is red on the side

I twitched my lips as a response.

As soon as Zhuang Cui saw my attitude, she began to curse again: "What's the matter, you have been eating and drinking for nothing in our dealer for more than a month, so that you have the strength to beat our old ancestor of the dealer until his nose is bruised and his face is swollen. Your life is still saved by our Zhuang family. Now it’s not okay to ask you to pretend to be a Guanyin? Huh? Are you saying that you are a wolf-hearted dog? You say you say..."

At the end, Zhuang Cui patted her legs, pointed to the sky, and cried, "God, open your eyes and see, how can there be such an ungrateful person, hurry up and Dao Lei..."

My ears were buzzing from her noise, and I was about to close the door, but she had already put her foot against the door with quick eyesight and quick hands.

I said angrily: "If you don't let me leave, I will attack!"

"Ah!" Zhuang Cui yelled, and then broke out into a more intense cry, yelling: "Folks, come and see, this farmer's daughter-in-law is going to beat my old woman, ouch, ouch, my old man My life will be beaten to death! It doesn't matter if I die, I hope this cruel daughter-in-law will not bully our Zhuangzu..."

"Old lady Zhuang, what's the matter?"

A dark man was already standing outside the low earth wall, looking around here.

Then another woman stepped on her feet and looked towards us, tsk-tsk said: "This farmer's life is not easy, the old woman of the farmer met such a ruthless daughter-in-law, and she was pushed to the ground and beaten."

"What? The old lady Zhuang was beaten on the ground by her daughter-in-law? Didn't she want to beat someone to death?"

"What, the old lady Zhuang was beaten to death by her daughter-in-law?"

"Why, this old lady Zhuang has only a few days left to live, so that daughter-in-law is really ruthless."

"How can someone be so vicious when he looks as beautiful as a fairy? There is an old saying that 'you can't judge a person by his appearance'."

"........"

Seeing more and more women with broken mouths in the village watching misinformation, I just feel a headache and dizziness. Cui was still crying and yelling that she would not back down at all. If I could kill someone, I would kill her on the spot.

"Shut up." I took a deep breath, "I'll just go."

Zhuang Cui stopped crying in an instant, "Say it earlier, why don't you just hello me, hello everyone!"

Then she walked to the low wall and yelled at the onlookers, "Get out! You were beaten so hard by your wife that you couldn't get up." ""Man in his forties doesn't know how to find a wife, so he just keeps staring at me, the old woman of the farm, so shameless!" "Aunt Zhang, I didn't mean you. The daughter-in-law hit the ground and came to spread rumors about my family today? Let me tell you, my daughter-in-law is doing well!"

Zhuang Cui cursed loudly, and drove away all the onlookers.

I just closed the door and entered the room.

I turned my head and saw that Zhuang Wujing was still fast asleep, and he would still be asleep when the sky was falling.

I just suffered such a big humiliation, and seeing him sleeping so comfortably, I felt depressed, so I walked over, kicked his leg hard without caring about it.

Zhuang Wujing was startled in his sleep, turned over and fell to the ground.

With an "ouch", he woke up rubbing his legs.

I quickly stepped back, away from him.

Zhuang Wujing looked at me and asked, "Did you kick me out of bed?"

I snorted coldly and said, "No."

Zhuang Wujing got up from the ground and sat back on the bed, "Really?" He looked at me thoughtfully.

I was a little flustered by his stare. This Zhuang Wujing is a bastard who will take revenge and doesn't want to suffer at all. I said anxiously: "Why do you look at me like this? It's because you can't sleep well. Do you still want to blame me? You... .”

Before I finished speaking, Zhuang Wujing suddenly grabbed my hand and sat me on his lap, I said angrily, "Let go, what's wrong with you!"

Zhuang Wujing laughed softly, hugged me even tighter, and said, "Why are you so angry early in the morning, did you quarrel with Zhuang Cui again?"

When I heard him laughing, he must have laughed at me, and said even more angrily: "I'm not angry with her, she's nothing, she deserves my anger, let me go!"

But this Zhuang Wujing Bairi is as powerful as an ox, I can't struggle no matter what, and I have deliberately saved my body these days, and I don't want to do anything for such a rascal.

Zhuang Wujing smiled and said: "Haha, I'm not going to let it go, you said it wasn't Zhuang Cui who made you angry, then tell me, what is the reason for your anger, tell me, so that I can be happy."

I said: "Zhuang Wujing, don't think that anyone in your banker can bully me."

Zhuang Wujing said innocently: "The conscience of heaven and earth, of course I don't think so."

Then he laughed more freely, "Only I can bully you."

I didn't care about that much anymore, I raised my hand to hit him, but Zhuang Wujing grabbed my wrist, then let me go in an instant, and ran outside the door, he looked at me and said, "I can't hit him!" , can't hit."

I closed my eyes and kept telling myself to calm down.

Zhuang Wujing shouted outside: "Zhuang Cui."

Zhuang Cui came over soon, the two of them were chattering outside the door, they must have told him that I was going to pretend to be the Guanyin.

When Zhuang Wujing came back, he really had a smirk on his face and said, "So my wife wants to play the role of Guanyin in our village."

I turned around and ignored him, he leaned closer and whispered in my ear: "So I was angry about this, don't be angry, come to coax my daughter-in-law for my husband." He was about to kiss me cheek.

I couldn't bear it any longer, and was so angry that I pushed his face away and shouted, "Get lost!"

Zhuang Wujing laughed and said, "The angry daughter-in-law early in the morning is very good, very good, the day is very beautiful."

In such a frenzied morning, Zhuang Wujing and I did not deal with each other no matter what, we just washed up. In the end, Zhuang Wujing dragged me to that so-called Jia Xiucai to count the so-called "Bodhisattva" fate. Before leaving, he was still holding an ax, and tied bandages on his legs round after round, and he didn't know what to do.

That's right, he's a lunatic with his own crazy ideas.

I think my Taoist disciple is going to pretend to be the Buddhist Guanyin, what a mess.

As soon as we got there, we saw many young men and women in the village queuing up to touch Jia Xiucai's face.

I saw a lot of people, so I thought about leaving, besides, I didn't intend to, but Zhuang Wujing pulled me and said, "Hey, don't go, I will be your wife soon."

After Zhuang Wujing finished speaking, he dragged his axe, waved it wildly, and said fiercely to the men and women in line: "Hurry up and make room for my wife. cut."

He shook his bandaged leg deliberately.

Sure enough, the others looked at his posture, then at his leg, and commented in a low voice, "This old man of the banker is indeed a madman who hits ten dozen, and he can't be messed with." "Let's let him, don't be misunderstood." chopped."

In this way, those young men and women gave way again and again, and I was actually ranked first in the line.

Zhuang Wujing is indeed a rascal with a bad image.

Zhuang Wujing took my hand and sat in front of the squinting Jia Xiucai.

This Jia Xiucai is not young anymore, his face is full of wrinkles, his hair is a mess on his head, and his clothes are torn. If he is said to be an old beggar who swindles food and drink, I will definitely believe that he can see people. I don't believe in palmistry fate at all, this Epiphyllum Village is actually some fools and lunatics, it's not surprising to be fooled.

Jia Xiucai kept squinting her eyes, staring at me, but didn't move.

I was annoyed by his look, and when I was about to say something, Zhuang Wujing slapped the table and said, "Look again, my ax is not forgiving."

Only then did Jia Xiucai come to her senses, and quickly apologized with a smile: "Zhuang Zu, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, your daughter-in-law is really unique in this world, and should not exist. I was surprised for a while, it was my fault, it was my fault hahaha. ..”

Zhuang Wujing said: "Hurry up, show my daughter-in-law the palmistry."

Jia Xiucai asked me to stretch out my left hand, and I stretched out my left hand. He pressed and pinched the meridians on my hand, and then asked me to stretch out my right hand. In my eyes, it is pretending to be a ghost.

I was really impatient, so I asked, "How?"

Jia Xiucai stood up and said to those young people who were still in line with a smile: "Everyone, stop queuing up. This year's Guanyin candidate has been found, and that is our daughter-in-law Zhuangzu. Please congratulate him with warm applause." .”

As Jia Xiucai said, she clapped her hands "popping".

There was a "hush" sound, and then they all dispersed.

And I just find it ridiculous.

Zhuang Wujing rubbed my face and said, "Why are you so happy and silly, Guanyin Bodhisattva, let's go home."

I slapped his hand away and said angrily, "This old man is a liar!"

Jia Xiucai was not annoyed, but just smiled and said: "You and Zhuang Zu are really a match made in heaven."

Zhuang Wujing smiled and said, "I'll treat you to a drink later."

Then Zhuang Wujing hugged me by the waist, smiled and ran forward.

I was scared out of my wits by his sudden hug, and cursed: "Zhuang Wujing, you madman, put me down!"

Zhuang Wujing ran even faster, and said: "How can the Bodhisattva go down to the ground, the Bodhisattva should be held in my arms forever, let's go!"

I knew that no matter how this lunatic scolded him, he would always go his own way, struggling and struggling, so I followed him, but in Zhuang Wujing's arms, I subconsciously turned around, and that old scholar Jia was still standing where he was. Look at us, see me look at him, and smile.

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??? Hello big Karma.Fang Wu has become gentle (are you serious o>_