there is red on the side

"My lady, why aren't you sleeping?"

"My lady, my back is so itchy, can you scratch it for me?"

"My lady, my lady, is the moon very round tonight?"

"Lady..."

Zhuang Wujing sat on the edge of the bed and kept calling me, while I was sitting in front of the window looking at the geography of Epiphyllum Village by candlelight and moonlight, and being called by his voice was really annoying.

I stood up, turned the geography book into a cylinder, smashed it on his head, and snorted, "Shut up."

Now this is the cowardly and blind Zhuang Wujing at night. I have never been polite to him. It has been a month since I tried to leave Epiphyllum Village in Yimeng Lake last time.

Over the past month, I have also figured out Zhuang Wujing's nature at night and during the day, and learned to treat them differently, but nothing happened.

I can also feel that the cultivation in my body is slowly recovering, and when I fully recover, I can leave here.

Zhuang Wujing smiled foolishly, and said: "It's getting so dark already, my lady should rest earlier."

I glanced at the bruise on his forehead, it was when he was sleeping last night, he wanted to hug me, but I pressed him under him for a while and beat him, then kicked him off the bed and hit his head.

For this matter, Zhuang Cui's family still pestered and abused me for a while this morning.Fortunately, Bai Ri Zhuang Wu Jing didn't really care too much, and said: "As for this kind of person who slept with my wife, you can beat him casually, as long as you don't beat him to death."

I mocked, "You're blind, how do you know if it's dark or not?"

Zhuang Wujing didn't care either, he stretched out his hand to me and said, "I want to touch my lady's face, I hope I can imagine what she looks like."

I slapped his hand away and said, "Don't even think about it."

He was not annoyed, but smiled and said: "Then you can't control my mind, I'm just imagining the appearance of a lady in my mind."

I said, "Oh, then tell me what I look like."

Zhuang Wujing stretched out his hand to blur in the air, and said seriously: "The body is eight feet long, the head of a leopard surrounds the eyes, the jaws of a swallow and the beard of a tiger, the sound is like thunder, and the momentum is like a galloping horse." [Note 1]

This kind of description is more formidable and intimidating than the door god posted outside, plus he is holding that bruised forehead, I don't know why, I find it funny, and chuckle out loud.

When he heard me laugh, he laughed even more silly, and said: "What's wrong?"

I said, "It's not right."

He made excuses, and said: "I can't see it. Could it be that you said it arbitrarily, and I don't know whether it is true or not."

I became interested for a while, sat beside him, took his hand, and said, "Come and touch it." I said and put his hand on my face.

His fingers are slender, extremely delicate and smooth.The farmer really took good care of him and never asked him to do any more rough work. At this moment, his hand traced my face, as if being gently swept by some fluffy catkins, and it was very itchy.

Wherever Zhuang Wujing's hand touched, he said softly: "This is the eye..." "This is the nose..." "What is this?"

His hand rested on my lips, with a puzzled expression on his face, "What is this?"

I laughed at him for being so stupid that he even had to think about his lips for a long time, it was really hopeless.

I opened my mouth and bit the finger on my lips, thinking of reminding him that if he still doesn't know what it is, he should really be slapped to death by me.

Zhuang Wujing was slightly taken aback, and then said: "I still don't know, can my lady give me some hints?"

His fingers were still tracing my lips, as if they were about to penetrate into my mouth, and he saw the tips of his ears turn red. If I thought him stupid again, then I would be that stupid person.

I was furious, I was actually deceived by a fool.

I raised my hand to point at Zhuang Wujing's head and was about to hit him, but this time he avoided it very flexibly and said, "Don't hit me, don't hit me, if the lady leaves something on my face, tomorrow Zhuang Cui will die." There must be another burst of noise."

He even thought of this, I really underestimated him.

I was so angry that I raised my hand again and slapped Zhuang Wujing on the head and face. Zhuang Wujing held his head and shouted: "My lady, calm down, my lady, please calm down."

I didn't dare to do anything to him, if something serious happened to him, the dealer would definitely not let me go, so I withdrew my hand and said, "Do you know why I beat you?"

Zhuang Wujing looked bewildered and asked, "Why?"

At this point, he still had such an attitude, I raised my hand again, Zhuang Wujing reacted sharply, and immediately said: "I know I was wrong, I know I was wrong."

I said angrily: "Don't lie to me in the future. If you lie to me again, I will never appear in front of you!"

Zhuang Wujing hurriedly waved his hands and shouted: "No, no, if you don't show up, it will be equivalent to losing my life. I have to call for help."

I was also out of breath before I uttered such stupid words, and this fool Zhuang was even more stupid, he didn't learn what he was doing, and even uttered obscenities.

I said, "Shut up!"

I flicked out the light, rolled onto the bed, pushed Zhuang Wujing into the bed, and stopped talking to him.

Zhuang Wujing squeezed in very honestly this time. A few days ago, I drove him to sleep on the floor under the bed, but one day early in the morning, Zhuang Cui saw him and sat down on the ground, beating his chest and stamping his feet, crying ghostly and wolf howling He said that he was sorry for the ancestors of the Zhuang family, and caused the ancestors of the Zhuang family to suffer such grievances, which caused many people to come to watch the fun, which was quite embarrassing.From then on, I didn't let Zhuang Wujing get out of bed to sleep.But if he touches me, I will definitely not let him go.

In the dark night, with my eyes closed, I was slowly recovering my breath, breathing shallowly. If I were outside, I would feel that I was gradually falling asleep.

I don't know how long it took, just when I thought Zhuang Wujing was asleep, Zhuang Wujing turned over and faced me, he probably thought I was asleep, and whispered softly in my ear: "Famous flower The whole country is happy with each other, and it is often made to 'look' without a mirror." [Note 2]

"Get up soon! Get up soon! Eat and sit lazy every day, do nothing!"

Early in the morning, I heard Zhuang Cui's loud voice outside the door. I opened my eyes and found that Zhuang Wujing's leg was on top of me. No wonder I slept until midnight, as if I was crushed by thousands of hectares of boulders. live.

I was about to kick him subconsciously, but then I thought that the Zhuang Wujing in the daytime was not the Zhuang Wujing who I could bully at will at night, so I just pushed him and shouted: "Wake up, Zhuang Wujing. "

Zhuang Wujing muttered "Daughter-in-law, don't make trouble." Then he rolled over and fell asleep again.

"Xiao Fang, come out, come out! I have something to say!"

Zhuang Cui was knocking on the door outside, I was really bored, but I had no choice but to open the door while putting on my clothes, looking at Zhuang Cui standing outside the door with her waist in her arms, she said, "What are you doing?"

Zhuang Cui pointed at me and scolded: "I sleep up so late every day. I have been at our house for a month. I haven't baked a single cake, and I haven't stood at the stall once. I don't eat less at every meal, and I'm picky eater. It's really delicious. Sit lazy! Have you ever seen a daughter-in-law who is as lazy as you? Ah? If you say a few words to me, you will give me a face, and let you make my family Zhuang Zu happy, but my family Zhuang Zu is not cured, and I take you around all day long run wild..."

She said these words almost every time she saw me. From the anger at the beginning to the indifference now, I just said: "That's it?"

Only then did she think of something serious, and said: "Three days later, our Epiphyllum Village will hold the annual 'Prayer Meeting'. Every year, young men and women in the village will go to the old scholar named Jia to tell their fortunes and choose one person to go to." Dress up as Guanyin Bodhisattva and pray for good luck for our village. Those who are selected can get a lot of rewards, several pots of copper coins and several bags of rice! Old, although Zhuangzu looks only 20 years old, everyone in the village knows that he is hundreds of years old. So, this year, you will be added? I was thinking, you change your clothes quickly, and go there to give that sour scholar Check out the palmistry, maybe you will be chosen, and you will pretend to be the Guanyin Bodhisattva in our village!"

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Note [-]: It is an excerpt from Zhang Fei's description

Note [-]: It is an adaptation of Li Bai's poems...haha although the meaning is different from what I want

The title (I dare not look at Guanyin from now on) is borrowed from Liang Zhu's meme on Weibo o>__