Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

Leaving Chaos, Liu Zian kept thinking about what he said.

"The sun and the moon have existed for a long time. Chang Xi and Xihe are their mothers, so naturally they should live longer. Xihe listened to Chaos and proved that Chaos lived longer than her. But Chaos said that he has no seven orifices. Mr. Chao has already started traveling around when he was young, so wouldn’t Mr. be older?!” Liu Zian was taken aback by his speculation, “But how many people in this world are older than Chaos? Who? In this way, isn’t Mr. a member of my ancestors?!”

As he was walking, Liu Zian suddenly saw two snake-like guys in front of him, as tall as dead trees, entangled with each other, inseparable, making a hissing sound.

"Oh!" Liu Zian was taken aback and yelled out.

The two entangled giant snakes were also startled by the yell, and hurriedly separated. Looking back, it turned out to be such a little guy.

These two snakes had human faces, upon closer inspection, they turned out to be identical faces.Looking at their expressions, they were very kind. Although Liu Zian broke their love on the spot, they were composed, neither ashamed nor annoyed.

As a result, Liu Zian felt embarrassed, thinking that it was a crime to disturb others, so he planned to leave quietly.Unexpectedly, the two giant snakes stopped him.

Liu Zian thought they were getting angry from embarrassment and trying to plot against him, so he knelt down and begged for mercy.

Seeing him like this, the two snakes laughed. It turned out that they were not going to fight, but to question.

One of them said: "Who are you? Where did you come from? Where are you going?"

It's a female voice.

Another said: "We haven't seen external creatures for a long time, so..."

It was a male voice, but it was interrupted by a female voice.

"Fuxi, don't interrupt!" she said.

The male voice did not speak anymore.

Liu Zian was taken aback when he heard the words, and said, "Why, you are Fuxi?! But you are Nuwa?!"

"That's true." Nuwa said, "But how do you know our names? We haven't been around for a long time."

"How come I don't know your names?!" Liu Zian laughed, "Your names are so impressive, even a three-year-old baby knows them!"

"What are you talking about us?" Nuwa asked curiously.

"It is said that you, Nuwa, have the power to create man and mend the sky, and the gods and men of today are all your direct grandchildren for several generations! As for you Fuxi, people say that you create gossip, teach people to fish and hunt, and take the power of lightning. Grilled fish, grilled meat, and even taught people to sing. They say you are versatile, and you are the most talented person in ancient and modern times!"

"Genius? What is that?" Fuxi asked puzzled.

Liu Zian thought about it, he really couldn't explain to Fuxi what a talented person is.After all, a talented person can be long or short, black or white, stretched or shrunk, slippery but not slippery, rough as a rock, silent, hypnotized, hidden in the mountains and forests, and can talk about scriptures in temples. In China, the face is three miles thick, but the heart is only seven inches small. There are so many changes in succession and transformation, I am afraid that even the grandson monkey with 72 changes will admire them!

"Geniuses are a group of very powerful people." Liu Zian said vaguely.

"What's so powerful? Give me an example." Nuwa asked with interest as she crossed her body.

"For example...Let's put it this way, the world is right and wrong, and it has its own justice, but a talented man can say black into white, straight into crooked, and make everyone think he is right." Liu Zi An said.

"It's quite a skill." Nuwa nodded and said, "But if it falls into the wrong hands, it will be troublesome."

"You're right." Liu Zian sighed.Then, he began to stare blankly at the faces of the two of them.

"What are you looking at?" Nuwa asked, looking at his dumbfounded appearance, feeling very amused.

"Well...you have to make sure that you won't be angry after I tell you."

"After living for so many years, my temper has long been worn out. How can I get angry so easily?" Nuwa laughed, "Hurry up, don't make people want to be there."

"Okay, then I'll say it. I heard that you are siblings, so I want to take a closer look to see if you two really look alike."

"Of course!" Nuwa said, then pulled Fuxi over, and the two of them coiled up and put their faces in front of Liu Zian, "If you look carefully, they must look the same!"

"Although these two have lived for so long, they are as pure-minded as children." Liu Zian said in peace.

"By the way, why did you have siblings? What happened at that time?" Liu Zian asked.

"Speaking of this, there are far fewer people who know about it." Nvwa said, "At the beginning, there were frequent exchanges between gods and men. One day, someone gave us, brother and sister, a meeting The bird that speaks human language, let us take care of it, but don't give it water..."

"That guy is actually Lei Gong." Fu Xi said.

"If you want to talk more, I will naturally mention that guy is Lei Gong." Nuwa glanced at Fuxi dissatisfied, "Later, after many days, the man still didn't take the bird away. We saw that the bird was sick every day. It's dead, so I feel a little pity for it."

"Then did you give it water?" Liu Zian asked.

"How dare you!" Nuwa waved her hands again and again.

"But I still gave him water later." Fuxi added.

"what happened?"

"That guy said it was dying, and he had two wishes before he died: one was to drink a drop of water, and the other was to plant his teeth on the ground so that a big gourd would grow."

"Can a tooth grow a gourd?"

"Fuxi didn't believe it at the time, so he told him that if his teeth could really grow gourds, he would give him a drop of water to drink."

"You said that!" Fu Xi said, "I stopped you at the beginning."

"I knew you were not a brave man!" Nuwa said angrily, and gave him a hard look.

Seeing that Nuwa was angry, Fu Xi immediately shivered his head, and Liu Zi'an laughed secretly: So the history of female lions and tigresses is very long!

Nuwa continued: "That Lei Gong really pulled out a tooth from his mouth, and it was bloody, and he threw it on the ground. After a while, there was a movement, and then a vine spread out from the ground. The vine twisted and twisted, climbing Then it bloomed on the wall. After the flowers faded, a big gourd came out! We climbed to the wall and took off the gourd, saw it open, and there were some shining teeth inside. We put the teeth I pulled it out, drilled in to play, and covered the other half. I thought the inside of the gourd would be dark, but I didn’t expect it to be very bright. There are many moving pictures on the top of the gourd, and there are various small animals, one-on-one That's right, it's very fun! Lift off the top of the gourd, and those animals will disappear! Fuxi—" Nuwa pointed to Fuxi.

"It's me." Fuxi replied, his tone was like that of a henpecked doormat.

"Fuxi said, your teeth are really growing out of gourds! Then Lei Gong asked us for water. We quickly dipped our fingers in a drop of water and dripped it in his mouth. At that moment, the sky and the earth were dark. Then it rained heavily. The two of us, brother and sister, hurriedly got into the gourd to shelter from the rain. Unexpectedly, it rained for many years at once, and everything in the world was flooded, only our gourd floated on the water. Later , the water receded, the gourd fell to the ground and was smashed to pieces, all the animals inside ran out and became alive, and the world was rebuilt like this!"

"Your story is interesting." Liu Zian listened with relish, "It's completely different from what I heard before."

"I knew you didn't know!" Nuwa said triumphantly.

Fuxi didn't dare to speak for a long time, but seeing that Nuwa was happy, he interjected: "Speaking of which, it was very difficult to rebuild the world back then!"

"It's not your fault if it's difficult, you can't even have children!" Nuwa rolled his eyes at him and said, "You know how to eat and drink all day long, and after eating and drinking, you just want to have sex, or you can do something else. The messy things, just don't work!"

"I, and people in later generations will praise me!" Fuxi felt a little shameful to be scolded so harshly in front of outsiders, and argued with a blushing face.

"That's because they respect your age!" Nuwa said bluntly.

Seeing Fuxi's embarrassing appearance, Liu Zian felt a little pitiful, so he smoothed things over for him and said, "You can't blame him, Nuwa, you don't know that men nowadays can't have children, and what they do is the same as Fuxi's! "

"That's all right, the prosperity of yin and the decline of yang are not a matter of a day or two."

Liu Zian did not expect to meet the two legendary ancient gods here, and he was very excited. He chatted with them for a long time, and asked about the creation of man and mending the sky. , I found that the world has completely changed, it is empty and there is nothing. So, I thought, it would be great if there were more living beings. After taking a breath, those people immediately came alive and walked around on the ground. After pinching for a long time, in fact, not many people came out. I was really tired, so I took a rest by the river, took a vine, and splashed water for fun. I messed up, and there was a lot of mud on the rattan. The mud was thrown to the ground by me, and where the mud splashed, there were many little people crawling. Therefore, I used this labor-saving method to create humans, and the humans also More and more will be made.”

"That's how it is! No wonder the world is so muddled and their brains are so muddy. It turns out that the materials used to create humans in the beginning were really not very good!" Liu Zian interjected.

"You are also the clay doll I made back then!" Nuwa laughed, "As for the repair of the sky, it was many years ago. At that time, the mountain collapsed, and a large piece of the sky collapsed, and many big holes appeared. It’s very ugly! The ground is full of vertical and horizontal deep ditches, the forest is burning with fire, and the flood water is gushing out from the ground. There are only a few scattered pieces of the ground above the water. Those little people are crying on the top of the hill, making me My heart was crying and softened. There is no way, who asked me to be troublesome to create them? To help people to the end, I went into the ocean, chose the big and beautiful five-color stone, and burned it in the center of the sun , and when it turned into a paste, I took the paste and smeared it on the hole, and at least it filled it up."

"I saw some sticky stones falling from the sky from time to time, but it turned out that the paste was weak and brought down the stones from the sky!" Liu Zian laughed.

"Don't interrupt me, I haven't finished yet! Although the sky is repaired, I still have to clean up the flood. Although the flood was full at that time, I have seen even bigger floods. At that time A lot of reeds grew wildly on the surface of the water, so I broke them off and burned them into ashes, and plugged the holes in the ground so that no water would flow up. Of course, this is not the end of the matter. Because Buzhou Mountain collapsed, the Tianzhu Breaking, the whole earth often shakes back and forth, and people can't walk on it stably. It was my kindness again, I killed a big turtle, cut off its four feet and put it against the pillar of heaven, so that the world was stable. You said, is this my credit?"

"Of course it's your credit." Liu Zian said, "By the way, you said that when the flood just receded, the sky and the earth were empty and there was no one there?"

"That's right." Nu Wa showed a reminiscing look on her face, "I was so lonely at that time!"

"What about those people from before? Like Xi He, Chang Xi..."

"It was already flooded by water!"

"Then have you ever heard of Qiushan? Or Yuanqiao Mountain."

"It's flooded too!"

"Then... have you heard of Mr. Baohe?" Liu Zian asked tentatively.

"Pangu, who doesn't know?" Nuwa laughed and said, "It is said that Buzhou Mountain was transformed by his spine!"

"No, I mean Mr. Baohe." Liu Zian said.He didn't understand how Nuwa heard it wrong, obviously the pronunciation of the two was not the same at all.

"Mr. Baohe and Pangu... aren't they the same person?" Nuwa looked at Fuxi and asked.

"It is indeed a person." Fu Xi nodded, "Last time you asked him why he was on your territory, how did he answer?"

"He said, 'I am clearly walking on my own flesh and blood, how could I become your territory?' It was really pissing me off!" Nuwa said.

"I think it's you who is being abrupt." Fu Xi said.

"I know I was abrupt! You don't need to remind me!" Nuwa said, "I'm just not reconciled."

"Why are you unwilling?" Liu Zian smiled, "He created the world. However, he never mentioned this to me."

"Maybe he was having too much fun." Nuwa speculated, "The last time I saw him, he was enjoying himself in reincarnation."

"Will reincarnation forget some past events?" Liu Zian asked curiously.

"It's not enough to forget, it's just that in order to reincarnate smoothly, he broke himself up." Nu Wa grinned and said, "It hurts just thinking about it."

"In order to have some fun for himself, he did his best." Fu Xi agreed.

"Then is there anything wrong with him doing this?" Liu Zian always felt that after hearing the descriptions of Fuxi and Nuwa, Mr. Baohe seemed to be a bit "pretentious".

"What could be wrong? It's not like he hasn't done any wrong things before." Nuwa laughed, "It seems that you are quite familiar with him. Let him tell you later."

"Then, do you know where to find him?" Liu Zian asked, "Or can you tell me where Yuanqiao Mountain is?"

"Haha! Your ability to know the way is exactly the same as his, no wonder you can talk!" Nuwa said, "But you don't need to know the way here, as long as you think about the place you want to go, just keep walking. arrive."

"Where I want to go..." Liu Zian murmured, and when he raised his eyes again, Fuxi and Nuwa were gone.

Did they move or did I move?Liu Zian was in a trance for a moment.

Where I want to go...

Liu Zian sighed, and walked straight in one direction.

"Anyway, I'll ask someone for directions later." He thought to himself.

After walking for a while, I saw a figure, thousands of miles tall, and there were actually two people, a man and a woman, naked, standing opposite each other, they didn't speak or move, they looked like dead people. Proof that they are still alive.

Liu Zi'an said, "These two are really strange!"

So he walked closer and asked, "Who are you two? Why are you standing here motionless, like two pillars?"

The two of them winked and turned their heads to each other, but they didn't speak. They looked at Liu Zian inexplicably, and thought: "These two are not dumb, right?"

After waiting for a long time, I felt that it was really boring, and was about to leave, when I heard one of them say in a small voice like a mosquito: "Pu Fu."

"What?" Liu Zian turned around and asked.I can't believe that such a tall person can speak so delicately.

The small voice came again: "Our names."

Then another higher voice said, "Pufu!"

Liu Zian understood this time, it turned out that the name of the two people was Pu Fu.

"Can't the two of you talk more coherently? It's hard for me to guess." Liu Zian said.

The faces of the two were blushing, their heads turned even more violently, and their lips were constantly shaking, as if they were about to speak, but they couldn't make a sound.

Finally, the higher voice said, "Our name is Pu Fu."

Then he said in a small voice: "He is the male Pu Fu, and I am the female Pu Fu."

Liu Zian took a careful look at the two of them, nodded, and said, "Understood."

"We are born unwilling to move!" the male Pu Fu said.

"When the flood came, I didn't move half a step." Nv Pu Fu said.

Liu Zian was taken aback: "I never moved a step when I was born?!"

"Yes!" said the male Pu Fu.

"Yes!" said Pu Fu.

The two looked at each other again.

Liu Zian understood a little bit: "Are you two too lazy to talk?"

The two of them suddenly burst into tears, streaming down their bodies like a stream.

"Best friend!" the male Pu Fu said.

"You understand!" said Pu Fu.

"Then how long have you been standing here?" Liu Zian asked.

Thinking that it would take a long time to answer this question, the two began to wink again.

Liu Zian said: "It's better for you, Pu Fu, to say it. They say that men should take more responsibility."

The male Pu Fu was very helpless, he looked at the female Pu Fu resentfully, and said: "Nu Wa repairs the sky, we were born and we have stood till now."

"This can't be more concise!" Liu Zian said with confidence.

"Then do you want to stand any longer?" Liu Zian asked.

The two nodded.

Just as Liu Zian wanted to ask them the way to Yuanqiao Mountain, he suddenly thought, these two people have never left this place, so they may not know it, even if they knew it, they probably wouldn't bother to say it.I had no choice but to give up, say goodbye to them and continue walking forward.