Why is my master always lost and swollen? !

After walking for an unknown amount of time, Liu Zian saw a mighty river in the mist.

"Why is it so hot here?!" If it weren't for the absence of the entity at this time, Liu Zian felt that he might have been sweating profusely.

"Go further, it will probably be cooler when you reach the water's edge." Liu Zian said with confidence.

However, the closer you get, the higher the temperature.When he really got close, Liu Zian realized in astonishment that what was rolling in the river was not waves, but boiling bubbles!

"My God! How much firewood does it take to boil the entire river?!" Liu Zian was taken aback, thinking.

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly saw two naked women jumping out of the water, as if they were not afraid of the scorching water temperature at all.Immediately afterwards, several strange birds came out of the water one after another, not afraid of the heat.

"This is really strange!" Liu Zian said with confidence.

Because he didn't want to see the two naked women much, Liu Zian carefully observed the strange birds.I saw that the strange bird had a strange appearance, it looked like a crow, but it was brightly colored, with a long pointed beak and a flowery crest protruding from its forehead.Some of the "flowers" are golden, shining with a hot golden light like summer; some are silver, exuding a soft glow like a winter moon.What's even more surprising is that those birds actually have three legs!

"You are so shameless, you are here to peek at us taking a bath." Suddenly, one of the women turned around, looked at him and asked with a smile.

Liu Zian hurriedly lowered his head.

"I, I didn't do it on purpose!"

"Where are you from? It looks a little unfamiliar."

"I came from outside..."

"From outside? Then what are you doing here?"

"I..." Liu Zian had an idea, thinking of what he said to Princess Iron Shoulders before, "Oh, my master asked me to practice here, and said that when I found him, he would teach me skills."

"Let you practice here?" The two women looked at each other with surprise on their faces, "Who is your master?"

"My master is Mr. Baohe." Liu Zian replied.

"No wonder, no wonder." The two women nodded frequently, "I'm afraid it will take a lot of work to find him."

"I don't know if the little girl from the Hu family found Mr. Baohe later."

"I found it." Liu Zi'an knew that they were talking about Aning, and replied, "But it seems that Mr. has forgotten her."

"This is the hard part!" One of the two women laughed, "It's not difficult to find someone, you just need to spend time. The hard part is to find him when he still remembers you."

"The longer that guy lives, the worse his memory is!" echoed another.

They were talking on this side, and the birds on the other side stopped playing, raised their heads, turned their big black eyes, and stared at Liu Zian motionlessly.

"You two fairy sisters, what kind of bird is this beside you? I have followed Mr. Baohe to many places, but I have never seen such a strange bird..."

Before the words were finished, those birds with golden crest feathers suddenly became angry, flew up from the sea, and pecked at Liu Zian with their long and sharp beaks.

Liu Zian was taken aback and quickly dodged.

Although the beak failed to peck him, the surrounding air became hotter and hotter, making a hissing sound, making it difficult to even breathe.

"What kind of broken bird is this? It can make the air burn?!" Liu Zian said with confidence.

"It's over! It's over! It's over! I'm afraid I'm going to turn into a dead ghost today!" Liu Zian said loudly.

He thought he could already smell the burnt meat.

"My son—my son—come back—," one of the women leaned out of the water and called, "Whoever doesn't know is innocent—!"

Those birds heard the words, called twice, and flew back into the water unwillingly.

"Why is it so hot—?! Xi He—! Xi He—! Stop doing evil—!" Suddenly the ground trembled, and a voice came from a distance.

The woman who called the birds back heard the words and complained in a low voice, and then said to another woman: "Sister Changxi, tell your daughters to let them cool down the air! Those men are going to scold people again! !"

Chang Xi responded with a smile, and whistled with his fingers.

I saw those birds with silver crested feathers suddenly soaring into the sky, circling between the sky and the earth, their postures were much more beautiful than those birds with golden crested feathers before.

Looking at it, Liu Zian found that the scorching air around him seemed to be cooling down slowly. Although it hadn't completely dissipated, it was not so unbearable at least.

"Daughters—come home—!"

Those birds with silver crested feathers were really obedient and flew back to the water.

"Second sisters, are these birds your children?"

"Exactly. To tell you the truth, my nine sons are none other than the sun. Back then, these children took advantage of me to take a nap and ran to the world to play together, but they were watched by the descendants. The ten sons I shot nine of them to death! Only the youngest son escaped by hiding behind a tree, rising from east to west and falling from west to east every day, and life is so miserable." Xi He sighed and said, "Although the remaining nine sons The body died, but the soul lingered, was sent to Ganshui, and I took care of it. Originally, our mother and son swam in the water all day long, and it was fun, but then there was a flood in the world, and everything was submerged. Wait until the flood Step back, look again, the world has changed, everyone has become a wandering soul without an owner! The days of the gods are over, and only memories are left to torture the endless years..."

While talking, Xi He actually burst into tears, so panicked that her sun sons rushed to her side, drying up the tears anyway.

"My sister Xi and my sister's heartache has not lasted for a day, and I really can't help it! I am also suffering. I originally had twelve daughters, all of whom were as beautiful as flowers, but those guys made us mother and daughter parting. Exiled in the world, one was taken to Daiyu Immortal Island... From then on, there were only ten people to accompany me, so it was hard! What was even more troublesome was that Sister Xihe had nine sons, but I had ten daughters. What would happen? How about distribution?!" Chang Xi couldn't help sighing after finishing speaking.

"Why is this so difficult? Wouldn't it be enough to let one of your daughters find another husband?" Liu Zian said.

"Difficult, difficult, difficult! In this place, each of us stays on our own boundaries and rarely walks around each other." Chang Xi said, and then suddenly thought of something, his eyes lit up, "I think you are very good , why don't you come and be my son-in-law!"

"No, I can't!" Liu Zian never thought that he would get involved with a casual suggestion, "I still want to find my husband!"

"Don't worry, he'll definitely be happier when we go back with the whole family!" Xi He helped out.

"Take care of your family? Then Mr. Yi's temper is definitely not willing to take him out again!" Liu Zian said in peace.

"How? When will we get married?" Chang Xi asked.

"I, I can't get married." Liu Zian waved his hands again and again, "I'm already engaged!"

"It's okay, sister Chang Xi and I married the same person." Xi He smiled.

"I, my family has a big temper!" Liu Zian nonsense said.

"Then you just let her mess around and lose her temper?"

"I can't beat him!"

"My daughter is not a vegetarian! What's more, she has so many brothers and sisters."

Seeing that he couldn't make any sense with these two people, Liu Zian simply gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and said, "Actually, my husband and I have been in love for a long time!"

Xi He and Chang Xi were just about to refute, but they were suddenly stunned.

Liu Zian saw that this trick was effective, so he stiffened his head and continued to edit: "Well, yes, sir, let me go through this... um... Is it true love through experience? It seems to be so... By the way, it is called Thousands of miles to find a husband!"

Liu Zian imposed Mr. Baohe's evaluation of Fang Xue on himself.

"This..." Although Xi He and Chang Xi didn't believe it, they couldn't find a better reason to refute him.After all, if he really has something to do with Mr. Baohe, it would be bad for them to win people's love.

"In that case, I'll be waiting for the wedding wine for the two of you then." Chang Xi calmed down and said with a smile.

Xi He also said some words of blessing.

However, the birds saw that the marriage issue that was finally settled was turning yellow again, and they started to quarrel with each other.Not enough words, so they caught each other and got entangled together, making the water surface full of bird feathers for a while.

When they hit a lively place, some had their heads pecked disfigured, and there were also some with colorful wounds on their bodies.

Liu Zian felt extremely irritable when he saw him, and he didn't dare to approach him to stop him, so he had to turn around and leave.

After walking a few steps, Liu Zian suddenly remembered that he still had something to ask.

Where is Akiyama going?

However, he said that he didn't want to go back.Because I remembered that there was a voice coming from the front, I knew there was someone, so I decided to follow the sound and walk.

Not far away, I saw a mountain suddenly appearing in front of me, square and square, thousands of miles long and thousands of miles high.But if you look closely, it is not a mountain, but a face.

How could such a lonely big face appear in the world out of thin air? !

Liu Zian was very surprised, and approached a little closer, only to see that the big face and facial features were blurred, just looking like caves.

Blood gushed out of the cave.The blood flowed in a mess, like seven big rivers, criss-crossing this big face, with nine twists and eighteen bends, it was weird and unspeakable.

"What are you?" The big face asked suddenly.As soon as he spoke, a stream of blood spewed out.

"Me? I'm a human being!" Liu Zian said.

"People? People?" That face chewed on these two words, pondering for a long time, as if they had never heard of them.

"Speaking of which, who are you?"

"I... I am Chaos."

"Wonton?" Liu Zian was taken aback for a moment, then subconsciously said, "Wonton Chengjing is so big?"

"Chaos is chaos, it has always been this big..."

"Hey, so you are Chaos!" Liu Zian laughed, "I misheard just now, I thought you were the wonton you ate."

"Eat? Why do you need to eat! Because of this, I will die!"

"Are you overwhelmed?"

"No."

"Starved to death?"

"No."

"Could it be that he was poisoned to death?"

"I, I was said to be dead!"

"It's not surprising. When I was traveling, I saw someone standing on the side of the road, talking from morning to night, spit stars flying around, many people lost their minds after hearing his words, and willingly went to help him. Send to death."

"You're right. I also lost my life because I believed what other people said!"

"Ah, so you died like this? How pitiful!" Liu Zian shook his head and said, "If you feel uncomfortable, tell me so that I can be prepared in the future."

"Okay, then I'll tell you." Chaos said, with blood gushing out of his mouth, almost drowning Liu Zian, "I used to be a person without eyes, ears, mouth and nose, and I didn't know how to eat or breathe. Can't see the outside world. However, I have a big hole in my face and I can hear the outside world."

"Only one hole? That's really weird!" Liu Zian responded while jumping to avoid the spout of blood from time to time.

"Yes, some people said that at the time. I think that when I was alone, I lived a carefree life without any worries, and my mind was clear. Although I didn't have anything, it was beautiful and warm, like a stream in the sun. I can roam around freely without any hindrance, and never had any troubles. Until one day, a few friends who came from afar told me many fancy things, telling me that the world is vast and infinitely beautiful.”

"Then what did they say?"

"They told me a lot of smells, floral, grassy, ​​fruity; they also boasted that everything can be turned into delicious food, which makes people mouth watering; what's more terrible is a thing called wine, they said that drinking it will make people feel happy It's like a fairy... These things are things that I have never even thought of before! As they talked, I tried to conceive them in my mind, but it was so difficult that I had a splitting headache. The few friends then Suggested to help me open the seven orifices and let me feel the beauty of the world. I thought about it, and it seemed that there was no better way, so I agreed. In this way, they worked on me for seven days and seven nights, and I I also suffered countless pains, and on the seventh day, I finally had seven orifices."

"Isn't that nice?"

"What's so good?! After getting the seven orifices, I smelled the fragrance of flowers, and tasted delicious food and wine, but this was far inferior to the experience of emptiness when I didn't have the seven orifices! I regretted it at the time... and , If these seven orifices can be used for a long time, that’s all. I only used these seven orifices for less than a day, and I started to bleed! Those friends ran away when they saw that things were not good, leaving me alone! You don’t think I’m suffering bitter?!"

"You are bitter! But those people with normal seven orifices are no better than you. They indulge in sex and double the use of seven orifices, resulting in swollen eyeballs, soft ears, blocked nasal passages, and ulcerated tongue!"

"There are such things that don't know good or bad?" Chaos was shocked. "Aren't they crazy?! Don't they know that the five flavors make people have bad breath, the five colors make people blind, and the five tones make people deaf?"

"I've never heard what you said. However, in today's world, there are noisy and colorful places everywhere, red men and green women, everyone eats what they can eat, and listens when they can. I have lived a fulfilling life, I have emptied my body and spirit, and I am still complacent!"

"That's a good thing you said."

Hearing this, Liu Zian blushed a little and said, "I didn't say that, it was my husband."

"Who is your husband?"

"Mr. Baohe. They asked me to go to Qiushan to find him."

"Qiu Shan..." Chaos thought for a while, and said, "Could it be that Yuan Qiao Shan you're talking about?"

"Probably..." Liu Zian said uncertainly, "I'm the first one too."

"Then I'll tell you how to get to Yuanqiao Mountain. Even if you can't find your master, the people there should be able to help you." Chaos said.

"By the way, Chaos." After walking a few steps, Liu Zian suddenly turned around and said, "Do you know who my husband is? It seems that many people recognize him."

"What do you think?" Chaos said, "Anyway, before I have seven orifices, he has already started to travel around... As for who he is, I am afraid that only he himself knows."

"He forgot..."

"He'll remember."

Liu Zian wanted to ask again, but Chaos didn't seem to hear it, and kept silent and refused to say more.

Liu Zian had no choice but to give up, pondering the mystery in Chaos' words in his heart, and left slowly.