I'm not good at biology, don't lie to me

All three groups arrived and parked their cars in the yard. Charles spent half an hour registering everyone's check-in information.

When I first arrived, there was still a big sun in the sky, blue sky and white clouds above my head, and a rush of wind whizzed through the town, lifting the hem of pedestrians' clothes.

Wrapped in a windbreaker, Charles stood at the entrance of a hotel in a small town to greet the three team leaders, and gave them the room key in his hand by hair.

"I'll stay here at night. It's the off-season for tourism and there aren't many people. I've chosen a room with a better location for you. You can see the snow-capped mountains when you open the window." Charles said cheerfully, and repeated it to Dillon in Chinese , and finally said: "Does anyone want to go mountain climbing tomorrow? If half of the people pass this resolution, then I can organize it. We are a scattered group and there is no rigid arrangement. It depends on how you want to play."

Cockscomb head non-mainstream immediately exclaimed: "Mountain climbing! We also want to go skiing, rock climbing, rafting and speed gliding!"

Charles said: "Oh, oh yes. Adolf, my good friend, the first few are fine, but you need to see the weather for paragliding. The Chamonix Valley is a bit windy these days. If the wind in the next two days If it’s smaller, we might be able to try our luck.”

Dillon was listening. He could actually understand the language of eagles. Hearing this, he asked with interest, "Can you rent paragliders here?"

"Not only paragliding, but you can also rent helicopter tours here, as well as skydiving. It's not the peak tourist season in the town, and it's easy to make reservations for everything, and you can get a discount." Charles was talking, suddenly a little embarrassed: "But these few days It's a bit difficult, the wind is too strong, if the weather is still like this tomorrow, the service company probably won't accept customer appointments."

Ti Lung rubbed his chin with regret on his face: "That's it, what a pity."

Adolf was also a little frustrated. It seemed that he really wanted to try high-altitude gliding, but then he cheered up again: "What time does the bar here open at night? Is it interesting?"

Charles stretched out his hand and pointed in a certain direction of the town, and said with a smile: "There is a commercial street there, with bars and restaurants on both sides, and some of them are only open at night. You can go and have a look tonight. Of course, Remember to bring cash or a bank card, the bars here do not accept credit."

Adolf whistled, indicating that he had no other problems, and then he carried a few bunches of keys, twisted his limbs with the explosive drums in the earphones, and went back to find his companions.

Charles watched him leave, and looked back at the remaining two: "Oh, Fine and Long, do you have any questions?" Ever since Dillon told him that his name means Eastern Dragon, this guide has been I don't call him by his full name anymore. When I see Di Lon, I use the eagle language "Shenlong" and "Dinosaur" indiscriminately.

Dillon asked curiously, "If you want to climb a mountain, which one can we climb?"

Beside him, another taciturn leader listened.

Charles raised a finger: "Actually, I still take the cable car. There are many places in the town where you can take the cable car. Each cable car point is different. It depends on whether you want to go to Aiguille du Midi, Mont Bravan, or Shamo. It’s still Mont Blanc. I suggest you buy a pass, so that you can take various cable cars as you like in the past few days.”

He said and pointed to himself: "Dinosaur, if you are sure, you can buy it directly from me. I have a channel and I will give you a discount!"

Dillon didn't even bother to complain about the nickname he gave himself, anyway, he himself called it Chaobaisi.

He looked at Faen who was standing on one side, and felt that the other party wanted to ask something, but he didn't want to speak out because of the presence of other people.

Dillon shrugged and walked back with the key.When he walked to his side, he pretended to turn his head inadvertently, and sure enough, he saw Fine pulling Charles to talk in the corner.

"I bet a bottle of Erguotou, that guy definitely didn't come here to climb mountains." He threw all the room keys to Zhou Fang, and whispered, "Old Zhou, come and assign a room."

He Feizhang sat on the sofa in the hotel lobby, turned his head and looked out the window, all the companions brought by Faen stayed beside the car and did not enter the hotel.

There were seven of them, five men and two women, and they were standing next to the cross-country talking quietly.

In the crowd, the Eagle Country guy who had accosted him before stood very close to this side. He seemed to have been paying attention to this place, and when he glanced over and saw He Feizhang, he showed a meaningful smile.

Tsk.It seems that the previous punch was not hard enough.

He Feizhang looked at him with a pair of dead fish eyes, and then slowly turned his head.

"Three standard rooms and one family room." Zhou sat on the sofa on the other side, shaking the four keys in his hand: "Ye Ru has one for herself. Who will claim the family room for the rest?"

The so-called family room, the main accessories are a giant double bed and a slightly smaller children's bed.

So everyone turned to look at Le Xu, hoping that he would take the initiative.

Le Xu said aggrievedly: "Look at me, do I look like a child? I, I am also a burly man with a height of 1.7 meters, okay!"

Wei Jingcheng snorted coldly: "Please, please don't insult the word burly man casually."

He Feizhang: "It's not... Your attention is biased, shouldn't the focus be on that giant double bed?"

Everyone paused, and then suddenly realized: "Yes, double bed!"

Le Xu suddenly didn't feel wronged, but was eager to try: "Yes, double bed, who of you will be my parents?"

He Feizhang: "..." No, this group of high-level parasites from the Hua Kingdom is about to end, this is too funny, just follow this brain circuit, I feel like I won't be able to survive the first two episodes at all, okay?

Obviously, Zhou Fang thought so too.

"I share a room with Feizhang, and you can grab it yourself."

After saying this, he quickly picked out a key and put it in his pocket, then threw all the others to Ti Lung, got up and dragged He Feizhang to the stairwell.

He Feizhang looked back at Le Xu and Wei Jingcheng grabbing the key, and asked Zhou Fang: "Brother Zhou, which floor do we live on?"

Zhou Fang smiled: "The third floor."

In the end, He Feizhang didn't know who lived in the family room. There was no elevator in the hotel. He followed Zhou Fang up three floors and found his room without much effort.

Room [-] was written on the door plate.

On the right is [-], which plays deafening heavy metal rock, and occasionally a male voice roars emotionally. After entering the room, He Feizhang threw his backpack on the bed, deeply worried about the quality of sleep tonight.

The room in this hotel is quite spacious, the glass windows and the outer wooden window leaf are all open, and the window sills stretch out half a meter away. The flowers and leaves are all plants that He Feizhang can't name.

Standing here, you can see most of the small town outside the window, various wooden houses, travelers with bags on their backs, and a little further away is the jungle among the Alps. Finally, when you raise your eyes, you can see the snow-capped mountains in the sky peak.

Maybe it came to the mountains all of a sudden, as if the air around was much fresher than in the city.

Zhou Fang walked behind him, put his chin on his shoulder, and said softly, "Like this place?"

He Feizhang leaned on the window sill with both hands. He looked here and there, and felt that everything was novel: "It's very interesting, this is the first time for me to travel abroad."

Zhou Fang put his arms around him halfway: "Then how about I take you around Northern Europe after this task is completed."

He Feizhang stood up excitedly, turned around and shouted: "Damn, do you know what a huge flag you have set up! What you said just now is like saying to the actor in the movie, 'When I come back, we will go back Getting married in the countryside has the same effect, and you can sacrifice it immediately after talking about it!"

Zhou Fang was stunned by his sudden shock, and directly slammed his chin on He Feizhang's shoulder. This shock not only made his jaw ache, but also almost bit his own tongue.

Zhou Fang pressed his shoulder with one hand: "You did it on purpose..."

He Feizhang: "Why, brother Zhou, your jaw is too hard, my shoulder is almost bruised."

Zhou Fang didn't speak, his right hand was wrapped around his chin in front of him, and he turned He Feizhang's face with one hand, but his body pushed him against the window sill.

This posture of turning his head to the back abruptly was too uncomfortable, He Feizhang moved: "...Brother Zhou, can't I be wrong, let me rub it for you?"

The rock singer next door was still roaring heart-piercingly. Zhou Fang looked down at him and snorted a disdainful tone, expressing that he didn't want to do this.

He Feizhang was quick to think: "Then, shall I give you a kiss?"

Zhou Fang cleared his throat: "Well...I'll think about it."

Before he finished speaking, He Feizhang had already leaned his head over and sucked Zhou Fang's mouth hard.

Zhou Fang's hand on his shoulder suddenly tightened, and he slowly pressed him into his arms casually.

The rock singer next door was soaring, and He Feizhang whispered, "Brother Zhou, our door is open."

Zhou Fang: "Yes."

He Feizhang: "There is someone at the door."

He looked over Zhou Fang's shoulder, just in time to see the Casio from before leaning against the door frame with an expression of interest.Noticing He Feizhang's gaze, he raised one hand and waved it: "Hello, cutie, this is your companion?"

He was still watching Zhou Fang up and down, and he seemed to think that this guy was pretty good, so he opened his mouth and said, "Are you guys going to have a shot? How about adding me?"

He Feizhang: "..."

Zhou Fang: "Get lost."

Casio said affectionately: "Don't refuse so quickly, maybe we get along well..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw a black shadow rushing towards him like lightning, Casio's face tightened, he didn't even lean against the door frame, and jumped back quickly.

The gust of wind swept across the cheeks, and there was a soft "do" sound from behind in an instant. Casio turned his head slightly to look, and found a piece of porcelain embedded in the wall behind him.

He Feizhang also turned his head to look out the window, the tiled flowerpot on the balcony was indeed broken off by a corner.

Zhou Fang glanced lightly at the door, and said slowly, "Get lost."

The author has something to say:

####Family Room is a Good Thing####

The eight parasites beat each other over how to divide the house.

Although Ye Ru looks like a pure man, she is still a girl at heart, no one dares to sleep with her in the same room.

Zhou Fang acted first, took advantage of his status as the captain to go through the back door, and dragged He Feizhang to occupy a standard room.

So here comes the question, there is only one standard room and family room left, who will sleep in the double bed?

Dillon was the first to raise his hand: "I snore! The loud one!"

Le Xu was the second: "I also snore! The kind that shakes the earth!"

Xiao Yuanhang: "I'm mentally weak, it's not suitable for me to sleep in the same room with you two."

Wei Jingcheng immediately said: "I don't sleep well, and I need a quiet environment at night."

Everyone was shocked by the righteousness of this sleepy god who lied and didn't make drafts.

Before turning around, Di Lung suddenly yelled: "Wait, Lao Ning, what are you doing! I saw you stealing the key, do you think I won't notice you, put it back!"

Ning Zhengfeng: "Tsk."

Xiao Yuanhang: "Continuing like this is not an option."

Wei Jingcheng: "It's easy to handle. In this way, those who snore will sleep on a double bed."

Dillon: "...huh?"

Le Xu screamed: "I'm still a child!"

Wei Jingcheng: "Sleeping in a crib without any sense of existence."

Ning Zhengfeng: "..."

Wei Jingcheng: "Xiao Zi, let's go."

The two took the key and walked away.

He Feizhang, who was watching the whole process, said, "...Brother Zhou, let me tell you, this broken team will be disbanded sooner or later."