I'm not good at biology, don't lie to me

There was a brief silence on the intercom, and then someone hissed softly.

At this time, almost everyone noticed that this so-called Parasite Association was a little weird.

It didn't take long for Dillon to say: "That fried baitsi just contacted me. There is a service area in front of us. We stopped together for 10 minutes to rest."

Le Xu tremblingly said: "I just wanted to ask, brother Di, don't you know French, how do you communicate?"

The convoy got the signal from the guide, and parked their cars at the parking spots in the service area one after another. Before getting out of the car, Dillon said slowly: "I looked for the guide yesterday, and they all spoke foreign languages. I can't understand a word. .”

He Feizhang asked: "What about this one?"

Ti Lung said cheerfully: "That's great. This fried bait silk can not only speak Eagle language, but he can also write a few sentences in Chinese. Haha, it's just that there is a bit of Northeast flavor when he speaks, and sometimes there are Beijing movies, but I It feels good and sounds kind!"

Ti Lung can speak Eagle, but it is rare to have a guide who can speak Chinese. It is a kind of fate to meet him when he is away from home.

Seeing that several Chinese people here got out of the car, Chao Baisi hurried over to say hello. When he opened his mouth, he really spoke in broken Chinese: "Hi, it's Charles, let's rest here for a while. Go to the toilet and buy some food, the next service area is far away."

Oh, this foreigner's name is Charles.He Feizhang almost burst out laughing, thinking that Dillon could be forgiven for hearing it as "fried bait silk", but after careful consideration, it really does look like it.

There were not many cars parked in the service area. A few parking spaces away from them, people from the other two convoys also got out of the cars one after another. Those who smoked, those who were shopping and went to the toilet all went to the service area.

He Feizhang dragged his companion and went to the toilet. Zhou Fang and Ning Zhengfeng turned directly into the supermarket halfway, but he didn't care.

There is also a flower gallery built in this small flower bed, and a wooden bench is placed every few meters, which seems to be for tourists to rest.It's just that it's not the season for plants to grow. There are no vines and flowers in the flower corridor, only dense brown branches can be seen, covering the entire wall of the corridor.

After walking a few steps, He Feizhang shrugged his nose, already smelling a smell of smoke coming out of it.

It seems that the place is quite popular, and people have already come in and sat down.

The man also saw He Feizhang, came out with a cigarette in his hand, and after looking at him carefully, his eyes seemed to light up.

He Feizhang observed the other party with his eyes, and found that the foreigner should be older than himself, with a mohawk, leather jacket, pants and boots, and a silver chain around his neck. He was quite handsome.He looked familiar, and it took him a while to remember that this person seemed to be in the same group as them, and got off the leader's car that Ning Zhengfeng said was good.

He seems to carry the aura of a warrior, and he probably knows a few kung fu skills.

Seeing that he was staring at him, He Feizhang couldn't stay here any longer, so he simply turned around and walked back.Before he took a few steps, the foreigner behind him said something in eagle language: "Hello, Asian?"

He Feizhang turned back: "Hello, from Huaguo."

The man looked at him and asked, "Single?"

He Feizhang didn't understand, so: "What?"

"My name is Casio, from Eagle Country." The foreigner pinched his cigarette, walked over and stretched out a hand: "Let's meet each other, what's your name?"

He Feizhang: "...My surname is He." Huh, I didn't realize that this guy is quite friendly.

Casio lowered his head, his outstretched hand was hanging between the two of them.

He had no choice but to stretch out his hand and shook hands with the other party.Then when he withdrew his hand, he clearly felt the fingertips of the other party gently scraping against his palm, with a hint of secret seduction and unfinished intentions.

Huh?

He Feizhang froze all over, and suddenly drew his hand and stared at the other party.

Casio showed a handsome smile: "I know you are, well, me too."

At this moment, He Feizhang's brain, which was bent into a coil of mosquito coils towards Zhou Fang, understood this sentence miraculously.

His hairs were about to stand up, and he took a step back like a stutter and said, "What... is it?!"

Casio bent down and said with a smile: "I like petite models. I heard that Asians have delicate skin and feel very good to the touch. I like it too. You are a BOTTOM, right? I have great physical strength and look good. , when we arrive in Chamonix, how about following me?"

He Feizhang Petrochemical: "Huh?"

"Little cutie, I noticed you as soon as you got out of the car." Casio blew into his earlobe, teasingly said: "Only these few days, we can relieve each other's boredom, if the size is right, maybe we can consider continuing to develop, what do you think? Sample?"

Damn... this is meeting a pervert!

He Feizhang started to move his right hand, and he punched Casio's lower abdomen with an old punch, as a warm return gift to the British guy who came to have sex.

Even though his skills were good, he was alert when He Feizhang punched, but this handsome teammate still couldn't escape the parasite's complicated blow.

Of course, He Feizhang's punch was very measured, fully considering that the opponent was an ordinary person, but Casio's eyes protruded and he fell to the ground.

Seeing the other party kneeling on the ground and unable to get up for a long time, He Feizhang said angrily: "Go away, I have a date!"

Then he quickly left the small flower bed without even buying food, and crashed into Zhou Fang's car.

Zhou Fang was piling up the things he bought on the back seat, Wei Jingcheng rarely woke up, and squatted behind the car to make a phone call.

Seeing He Feizhang come back aggressively, Zhou Fang asked casually: "What's the matter, you got even more angry when you went to the toilet?"

He Feizhang looked around, saw that no one was paying attention, and immediately got into the car from the passenger seat.He closed the car door, grabbed Zhou Fang and put it close to his ear: "Hey Brother Zhou, come and blow it for me, right here, blow it to here."

Zhou Fang looked him up and down: "What are you playing with?"

He Feizhang: "It's not fun... Is it okay for my ears to itch?"

Zhou Fang simply leaned over, breathed on his left ear, and didn't leave after blowing. Before He Feizhang could react, he tilted his head and bit his earlobe lightly.

He Feizhang: "Hiss!"

Zhou Fang: "Don't move."

After a while, he straightened up and looked down at He Feizhang: "Are you alright?"

He Feizhang said in a daze, "Well...well, it's refreshing..."

Zhou Fang touched his earlobe with one hand: "Is your ear uncomfortable?"

He Feizhang: "Uh huh, I'm very upset, Mao Mao."

Zhou Fang followed his words, and coaxed: "Why Mao Mao?"

He Feizhang: "It's not that pervert blowing..." He stopped suddenly, looked up at Zhou Fang, and said with an innocent expression: "No, it's just itchy ears."

Zhou Fang ignored him, just smiled and stroked the dog's head without saying a word, and looked out the window with a thoughtful gaze.

He Feizhang trembled inexplicably, and for some reason felt that the temperature of his whole body dropped a lot.

He also turned his head to look out the window. Casio with the Mohawk head was slowly walking back. He had a little smile on his face. When he acted, he couldn't see that he was punched so hard that he couldn't stand up. He just went straight Get on an off-road vehicle not far away.

He Feizhang withdrew his gaze and glanced, just in time to see Zhou Fang looking at him with a half-smile.

Zhou Fang: "Who are you looking at?"

Wait, there's something wrong with this situation, why is it a bit like a wife who is flirtatious and cheats on her lover, and the husband who knows the truth and catches the adulterer on the spot?

He Feizhang shivered, and quickly crossed out the two lines of words that were like couplets in his head, thinking that he might have been blown out of order by that perverted foreigner.

He stretched out a hand, pointed at the black off-road vehicle, and said weakly, "He... that pervert just asked me for sex! Well, I just beat him up."

Zhou Fang: "That's it, is it gone?"

He Feizhang huddled on the seat like a chicken cub: "It's gone."

Zhou Fang patted him on the head: "Be more careful next time, don't beat people at every turn, talk to them well."

He Feizhang: "...Huh?"

The rear door was opened from the outside, Wei Jingcheng yawned and got in, and put the phone aside: "Let's go, that Chaobaisi told us to let us go on the road."

At the same time, Dillon's voice came from the intercom: "Old Zhou, everyone is here."

Zhou Fang: "Well, follow the convoy ahead."

He Feizhang: "..."

He Feizhang was so choked that he scratched his heart and lungs.

When he was on the highway again, he blocked someone in the back seat, so he only asked the driver cryptically, "I said, what...you won't be angry if they come to look for me." In fact, he wanted to ask more. Yes, why don't you seem to be jealous at all?

Mr. Driver kept his eyes straight: "Don't be angry."

He Feizhang bitterly opened a bag of potato chips: "Why!"

Zhou Fang glanced at him: "I'm just worried, if you maim him, should I call an emergency number or something?"

He Feizhang: "..."

Wei Jingcheng was drowsy in the back row: "Is there a fight? Call me again when there is a fight."

He Feizhang turned sideways, bumped his head against the car window, made a soft "boom", closed his eyes and didn't want to pay attention to these two people.

The left earlobe suddenly became hot, he endured it for a while, and finally opened a slit to look aside, and sure enough, he found that Zhou Fang was holding the steering wheel with one hand, and the other hand stretched out, pinching his ear back and forth, like a gentle comfort .

Hmm, that's about the same.

He Feizhang thought resentfully, still maintaining this look, holding the bag of potato chips, closing his eyes and not moving.

Maybe it was infected by Wei Jingcheng, the sleepy god, He Feizhang was very sleepy in the second half of the journey. He gnawed on potato chips and reluctantly chatted with Zhou Fang.

The convoy passed two more service areas, and as he drove further into the mountains, He Feizhang could feel the temperature dropping. He wrapped himself in a coat, but couldn't help but curled up on the passenger seat and took a nap.

When he opened his eyes again, the convoy had already driven into Chamonix and stopped in a picturesque small town.

He Feizhang sat up straight suddenly: "Are we here?"

Zhou Fang parked the car in the parking space, stretched out his hand and pinched the bridge of his nose, and looked a little tired: "Go, follow them to check in."

He Feizhang turned his head and saw that the sleeping god in the back row hadn't woken up yet, and he was overwhelmed with admiration.

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####He Xiaoshou is really just a small subject####

Casio said affectionately: "Little cutie, I just like your petite and exquisite style."

He Feizhang looked down at his 1.8 meters tall, touched his six-pack abs, and felt the surging power of the parasite.

Casio: "Oh, you have thin hands and feet, it must feel good to hold you in my arms!"

He Feizhang moved his fingers, and showed a grim smile at Casio.

Casio: "...yeah?"

He Feizhang: "Little cutie, I like to beat up your petite style."

Then he punched Casio 20 meters away.

Casio: "Ugh—"

He Feizhang: "Hey, scum."

In the distance, Zhou Fang was in a complicated mood, and said melancholy: "Oh, I don't feel jealous at all."