A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

"When the emperor dies, all the people in the capital will wear sackcloth and filial piety, and all the people in the harem will face the sky. This is a disaster!" Gui Luozi said while gnawing on the dried meat in a small package, "This is delicious."

"Emperor Taiyuan...was weak and sick at first, but it seems that he took a lot of medicinal pills that hurt his body, which led to his current situation. The funeral is his destiny. Do you want to reverse the destiny?" Baby Tiandi calculated with his small hands.

"Stop talking nonsense, don't think I'm a trash from the devil world, I can tell at a glance that you came to the mortal world to relax your mind, you playing with cats and unicorns in this military camp is not called changing the destiny? Stop talking to me! "Ghost Luozi grabbed the bear ears on the Emperor's hat and said, "If you don't help me, I will tell the whole Three Realms that you have become a brat!"

"Ganoderma lucidum cultivated with unicorn poop." The Heavenly Emperor finally said, "But you have to wait for the unicorn to defecate, and then wait for the ganoderma to grow. It will take about a day and a night."

"That's good, you have to eat and drink to treat my old lady!" Gui Luozi said carelessly with his legs on the table, sitting on Qingyan's chair.

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An iron door that appeared out of thin air was suddenly opened on the wall of the tent, and Ling Han was standing inside the door, holding a big steaming hot pot and asked: "I just heard someone say that you want to eat, drink, entertain or something. ?”

PS Every three days, Ling Han will come to deliver delicious food.

"Ling Han! You're here too!" Ghost Luo Zi exclaimed.

"I seemed to hear you threatening my senior brother just now?" Ling Han raised his eyebrows and put the hot pot on the table.

"You bastard! Do you want to fight? Do you think I'm afraid of you?" Gui Luozi is not afraid of the Heavenly Emperor who has no mana, but is very afraid of Ling Han.

Ling Han took off his heat-insulating gloves, put one hand on his waist, and smiled at Gui Luo Zi.

"You should be able to see my true face, right?" Ling Han smiled.

Gui Luozi stared at Ling Han firmly, cold sweat gradually broke out on his forehead.

"Don't make mistakes in front of me, don't try to challenge the authority of the Lord of the Excalibur!" Ling Han stretched out his index finger and pointed at Gui Luozi's forehead, "It will only take a moment for your soul to be wiped out."

Incredible!The arrogant Ghost Emperor yelled at the Heavenly Emperor, but he withered when facing Ling Han! !Qi Jia stared blankly at this scene.

This day, the hot pot banquet was still the same, but there was an extra ghost Luo Zi who came to eat. Although he was very afraid of Ling Han, ghost Luo Zi stayed to eat the hot pot with a thick skin.

The Emperor of Heaven and the Qilin Baby were hugged by Ling Han and Qi Jia respectively. The Qilin Baby seemed to be able to eat harder food, and was very happy to eat boiled mutton.

Li Quanhei just bury his head in eating. In order to maintain his dignity, he can only pretend to be an ordinary cat temporarily.

Next, a group of people waited for the unicorn baby to poop.

This made Baby Qilin feel a little depressed. It was too embarrassing to have people watching every time he pooped.

Moreover, the emperor's life was saved by this pile of poop.

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The fourteenth prince died suddenly on the bed, and the news spread in the palace immediately.

Concubine Yan cried so much that her son who had been holding her dearly for more than ten years died suddenly, causing her to cry so hard that she passed out several times.Prime Minister Zhao's residence also exploded. Prime Minister Zhao, who had just lost his own son, originally planned to let his grandson take over, but unexpectedly, a thunderbolt came from the blue sky, which caught him off guard.

The only hope is also shattered!

Prime Minister Zhao immediately threw himself on the carpet, crying into tears.

"Oh my God!! Why are you torturing me so much!!" He beat his chest and stamped his feet, cursing the heavens and the earth, as if the evil deeds done by his descendants did not exist at all, and the glory and wealth he enjoyed were all just a dream .

After a lot of pain, Prime Minister Zhao got up suddenly, rushed to his study and opened the door of the secret room, and then wrote a secret letter in the secret room studded with luminous pearls. Shan Yu!

Zhao family! !

I have to go against it! !

He was about to come out after finishing writing the secret letter, but unexpectedly, the bookcase outside the secret room made a sound of turning, as if someone had come in.

Before Prime Minister Zhao had time to see who it was, several figures rushed towards him, and three daggers stabbed into his chest at the same time.

A killer picked up the secret letter on the table, nodded and said, "Clean it up."

In the middle of the night, this secret letter was secretly presented to Emperor Taiyuan who was coughing on the dragon bed.

Emperor Taiyuan glanced at the secret letter, and put down the handkerchief covering his mouth, the handkerchief was already covered with blood.

"Hey, destiny is like this, killing is clean. I just hope that what Hao'er will take over in the future is not a fragmented dynasty..." Emperor Taiyuan said weakly to himself.

According to rumors, Prime Minister Zhao was overly sad because of the sudden death of the fourteenth prince, and because of his advanced age, he died in the mansion.

The next day, Concubine Yan Gui hanged herself.

More than a month later, the Zhao family in Yangzhou, Jiangnan, the hometown of Prime Minister Zhao, rebelled.

The signs of chaos in the world are beginning to appear.

It's really the ghost emperor, and the world falls with a smile.

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You Jin forcibly snatched the devil emperor's brocade box from Shu Rong, and Immortal Shu Rong fell into madness for a moment, sitting alone at the table and sneering from time to time.

"That You Jin said that he loves you so much, but in the end, an amethyst box is broken. Shu Rong, your partner is nothing more than that." The book boy said.

"Hehehe... It's better, if you understand what kind of person he is, it will be easier to manipulate him! Men in this world really don't have a single good thing!" Shu Rong gritted her teeth.

"You are also a man..." the book boy said.

"Shut up!" Shu Rong glanced at Shutong viciously, the resentment and fierceness in that gaze made Shutong shiver, it was the look that Shutong would give when he saw a bitter woman arguing in the vegetable market when he was shopping for vegetables !

Sure enough, the famous saying that a man caught in emotional entanglement is like a troubled old woman is true!

"I want to design a situation where the Heavenly Emperor, the Devil Emperor, You Jin, Ling Han, and everyone else are doomed." Shu Rong stood up slowly, "This southwest will be the burial place for all of them! Tonight, I'm leaving the barracks."

So why did you come to the barracks?Just to observe the downcast appearance of the Emperor of Heaven up close?As a result, the Heavenly Emperor didn't seem to be so down and out.The book boy continued to say in his heart, a broken amethyst box made you like this.

"Your eyes seem to be questioning my ability." Shu Rong seemed to see through the book boy's heart, folded his arms and said quietly, "Do you think You Jin can really easily get that Heart Sutra?"

"You tampered with the box?!" the book boy asked.

Shu Rong just smiled slightly.

A huge explosion sounded in a certain mountain range in the Demon Realm, and the entire mountain peak instantly disappeared. The strong explosion caused a mushroom cloud, which was clearly visible thousands of miles away.

Demon Lord Youjin stood on the cloud with arms folded, watching the mushroom cloud rise indifferently.

Fortunately, he was more discerning and knew that Shu Rong was full of tricks, so he just used the magic puppet to open the seal on the box, otherwise he would have been blasted by Shu Rong's magic circle on the box to nothing left.

"You are so comfortable!! You actually designed me like this!"

You Jin sneered, he raised his passport all over his body, descended into the clouds, and came to the amethyst box located in the middle of the explosion point in the spherical depression, and saw that the surrounding area had been razed to the ground, and the air was full of smoke and dust from the explosion.

"It's just a mere seal, it's too naive to want to kill me!" You Jin stretched his fingers towards the box, and the moment his fingers were about to touch the box, he stopped.

The sinister Shu Rong will not let go of the person he wants to kill so easily.

"Drink!" You Jin pointed and summoned another magic puppet.

So the second mushroom cloud rose up in situ with the sound of a huge explosion.

On that day, the residents of the Demon Realm looked up at the northern mountains, and they could see a spectacular spectacle—explosions continued to come from the mountains, and mushroom clouds rose again and again. No one knew what happened, and no one dared to go near there.

Finally, Youjin Mojun, whose hair was all scorched and looked like explosive makeup, opened the amethyst box in tattered and scorched clothes.

"I still won, Shu Rong." You Jin squeezed out a smile that should have been magnificent, but his face was covered in black and gray, looking like a beggar.

Bevo Heart Sutra!He finally got it!The supreme treasure of the devil world! !The ultimate method of killing gods and destroying heavens! !

You Jin tightly grasped the book, couldn't help opening her mouth, and let out a wild laugh!Shake the sky!

The mystery of "Bewo Heart Sutra" is about to reappear in the world!

You Jin got the mental method, and left in a flash, heading to his most secret training place, in case the mental method was captured by other monsters!

He will retreat for 49 days!Concentrate on studying the mental method, and when he leaves the customs, it will be the time when the world will change color!

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The unicorn cub who got angry after eating hot pot was surrounded by onlookers when he pooped, and he couldn't get out of his constipation.

A group of people tried their best to make the unicorn milk cub poop and grow Ganoderma lucidum.

"Baby look this way!" Ghost Luo Zi shook the rattle in front of the unicorn baby.But the milk cub was unmoved.

"This is not a photo..." Qi Jia said holding the unicorn.

"Hurry up!" Gui Luozi felt that his patience in this life was going to be worn out.

"If you scare the baby like this, he won't be able to pull it out!" Qi Jia said, "Be gentle, gentle..." He stroked the baby's belly with his hands.

Finally, the cub was massaged by Qi Jia, and he let out a cloud fart.

Because of the fire, the auspicious cloud fart this time turned out to be five-colored, and there were flashes of lightning, like a small rain cloud.