A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

In the Demon Realm, even if there is an elixir, due to the different properties of the earth veins, the effect of the elixir is definitely not as good as that of the heavenly elixir.

And the destructive power of magic weapons refined from the spirit stones of the heavens is far inferior to that of the demon world.

Both circles can be said to have their own shortcomings and strengths.

In order to pull out a mortal like Emperor Taiyuan who is terminally ill and exposed to death, the elixir of the demon world is far from enough, and the specialty of the ghost family is ghost art, so there is no magic weapon that can save people.

However, if you go to the heavens to ask for elixir, it would be a bit too shameless, and the majestic ghost emperor came to the heavens to ask for medicine, and the people in the heavens still laugh at you!

Gui Luozi thought for a long time, and decided to go to the Emperor of Heaven.The emperor of heaven has experienced calamities in the mortal world, so he should have brought a lot of elixir and magic weapons with him.

She used her unique ghost skills to calculate, and calculated that the Heavenly Emperor is now in the southwestern camp.However, when she was about to rush to the southwest camp with the method of controlling the sky, Concubine Yan Gui in the palace sent someone to ask her to teach the art of beauty makeup.

This Concubine Yan is not an ordinary person. She is the daughter of Prime Minister Zhao and the birth mother of the fourteenth prince. She is also the leader of several major forces in the palace. She and the mother of the thirteenth prince are from outside the Great Wall. Qi Guifei is backed by her own brother. Tit for tat for many years.

Now that Ghost Luo Zizi is famous in the palace, Concubine Yan Gui quickly came over to win over this celebrity, Ghost Luo Zi, maybe she will be useful in the future.

Beauty is a cover, power struggle is the truth.

Gui Luozi had spent so many days in the palace, knowing that Concubine Yan Gui was vicious and powerful, and she was someone not to be messed with, so she could only follow the maid to Yan Palace with her own make-up tools. Who knew that after entering the palace, I saw the fourteenth prince acting like a spoiled child in front of his mother and concubine—the fourteenth prince has not changed his viciousness since his leg was broken, and he is making noises to play with women. Concubine Yan is afraid that he will go out and cause trouble, so she forcibly confines him in the palace. Jiao'er couldn't bear it any longer, and had to grind hard every day.

Today he was also lying beside Concubine Yan, whimpering endlessly, saying that he was going to die of hunger and thirst or something.

After Gui Luozi arrived, he took a look at the fourteenth prince, and saw that this little thing, who was only sixteen or seventeen years old, had already penetrated into his bone marrow—this guy was a high-ranking dragon in his previous life, and died of lust. Because the ghost cried out at the dragon gate, the elders of the dragon clan tampered with it, secretly changed the book of life and death, and assigned him to go to the emperor's house to reincarnate. If he can be a good prince, work hard and love the people, he can ascend to the heaven after death and practice again. , but this guy has never changed his nature. After becoming a prince, he not only does not know how to repent, but indulges in pleasure and promiscuity. If the emperor finds out about his repeated cheating, he will definitely go to the eighteenth level of hell.

The ghost emperor saw through the past and present of the fourteenth prince with a single glance, but he didn't know that the fourteenth prince was a newborn calf who was not afraid of death. He took a look at Gui Luozi and shouted: "Mother, you really love me, where did this beauty come from! Hurry up!" Let me taste it!"

"Your Highness, I'm a candidate for the Crown Princess and a seventh-rank beauty girl, how can I hang out with you?" Ghost Luo Zi said, "If the emperor finds out, I will be beheaded."

"Prince? Hmph, he doesn't know if he will survive to return to the capital! I've taken a fancy to you today!" The fourteenth prince scrambled from the carpet to Gui Luozi, who was kneeling on the ground. Get up with your hands and feet.

"Stop talking stupid things! You can't die! Let Luo Zixiu go!" Although Concubine Yan reprimanded her son, her tone was as light as a spring breeze, and it had no deterrent effect, which showed how much she doted on her son.She originally planned to win Gui Luo Zi to be her confidant, but seeing that the fourteenth prince liked Gui Luo Zi so much, she changed her mind a little, and said with a smile: "Luo Zi, the rules in this palace also depend on people, not It remains the same, the fourteenth prince likes you so much, maybe in the future you don't have to participate in the concubine selection, and just become a princess, wouldn't it be wonderful? Maybe you and I still have the fate of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. With this relationship, You are walking in the palace, except for the queen, who can resist you?"

"Thank you, Ma'am, for your kindness. This is also Luo Zi's blessing," the ghost Luo Zi pretended to obediently agree on the surface, then smiled faintly at the Fourteenth Prince, and said, "Your Highness."

The fourteenth prince hadn't been close to women for many days, and when he saw the ghost Luo Zi smiling at him, he immediately felt that his soul would be taken away, and he laughed loudly: "Beauty, follow me to the bedroom behind!"

So the imperial concubine called her attendants, and carried the fourteenth prince into the bedroom behind, and the ghost Luo Zi also followed.

All the beautiful maids around the fourteenth prince had not been abused by him. Some of the maids were pregnant with his seed, and at first they thought they could reach the sky in one step, but in fact they were all dealt with by Concubine Yan later.If Gui Luozi were a mortal woman, she would probably be nothing more than that, and she might have been tricked by this insidious mother and son into a death without a place to bury her.

It's just that the fourteenth prince never dreamed that the one he whores today is the ghost emperor who makes all the demons fearful!

After all the doors of the sleeping palace were closed, the fourteenth prince leaned on the bed, waiting for Gui Luozi to serve him. The prince smiled and said: "You are a lewd demon, you are so daring, today I will let you taste the real power of magic, so that you can enjoy yourself once and for all."

After finishing speaking, she saw her hands forming seals, and the ghost emperor's enchantment instantly enveloped the entire Yan Palace, and countless female ghost puppets were summoned by the power of the ghost emperor—they were all ghost puppets trained by the remnants of ghosts, all of them The clothes are gorgeous, but the face is as stiff and mysterious as a doll. These ghost puppets all flocked to the Fourteenth Prince, and surrounded the Fourteenth Prince in an instant—the hands of each ghost puppet were full of ghost power, which had a strong impact on the Fourteenth Prince's body. After receiving a great stimulus, the fourteenth prince gradually became overwhelmed by pleasure from the original panic.

An hour later, the ghost puppets dispersed and disappeared without a trace, and the enchantment of ghost Luozi also disappeared with her flying away. At this time, the fourteenth prince's face was covered with veins, his saliva continued to flow out, and his eyes turned white .

After another hour, Concubine Yan felt something was wrong, and came to check on the Fourteenth Prince herself, but she fainted from the fright of the Fourteenth Prince's condition——the Fourteenth Prince had died long ago, his body was exhausted!

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Cats should have their nails trimmed regularly.Today is Li Quanhei's nail-cutting day. Since he unconsciously pulled out the cotton from the quilt last night after falling asleep, the Emperor of Heaven decided to cut his nails.The little unicorn should also be cut accordingly.

Qi Jia found the pet nail scissors from the warehouse, hugged Li Quanhei belly up on his lap, pinched its fleshy balls, and was about to cut it, who knew that before he touched it, Li Quanhei yelled plaintively stand up.

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~~~我的爪子要被砍掉了！！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！我不要剪指甲！！”

It's as miserable as killing cats and pigs to eat cat meat.

The little unicorn squatted behind the little Heavenly Emperor on the bed, with a head protruding from behind the Heavenly Emperor, watching the nail-cutting behavior curiously, and then looked down at his own claws.

Finally cut the hysterical Li Quanhei's nails, and then it was the little unicorn's turn. The little unicorn of the Qizhong Samoyed was as good as a dog, and his nails were cut in less than 3 minutes.

"Look at the unicorn. Then look at you. It's like killing a pig." Little Heavenly Emperor said to coercing Li Quanhei.

"Cut!" Li Quanhei squatted on the table and moaned.

"Baby Tiandi also needs to cut his nails!" Qi Jia said.

"I'm not a baby." The Emperor Baby protested.

Even so, his nails were also cut by Qi Jia, saying that he paid attention to hygiene.

"Is the Emperor of Heaven here!" The tent was suddenly torn open by a woman, and the ghost Luo Zi came again!

The fish fillet that Li Quanhei just took in his mouth fell to the table with a clatter.

The guards in Qingyan's camp are like nothing, no one can guard against them!Come without knocking on the door!

"What a fat cat, it must be a pig!" The ghost Luo Zi who came in without authorization glanced at the big fat cat Li Quanhei on the table and said.

Li Quanhei's cat disguise has been practiced for 1000 years, and it has long been perfected. Obviously, the ghost Luo Zi did not realize that this guy is the devil emperor Dongfang Mingyu.

It couldn't help sneering in its heart, hum, you can't see through me, grandpa!

The Emperor's baby also shrank into the bed.

"Emperor Tian, ​​I know it's you when you get smaller." Gui Luozi lifted the quilt of Emperor Tian, ​​revealing the emperor wearing a baby bear costume—the original Hanfu was washed by Qi Jia because it was dirty.

Encountering such a powerful embarrassing scene, the Heavenly Emperor deserved to be the Heavenly Emperor, and immediately showed his best composure and indifference. He glanced at Gui Luozi coldly, and said calmly:

"Ghost Emperor, long time no see."

"Are you pretending to be a bear?" Ghost Luo Zi curled his lips and looked at the ridiculous attire of the Emperor of Heaven and said, "Stop talking nonsense! I want you to save someone!"

As she spoke, she ignored Qi Jia's obstruction, and lifted the Heavenly Emperor out of the bed.

"I've lost all my mana now, even if you take me there, it's useless." The Heavenly Emperor said while being carried by the ghost Luo Zi.

"You are the Emperor of Heaven, you should have a way to save people, even if you have no magic power, you should know how to do it!" Gui Luozi said, "Are you wrapped in a diaper? Don't wet my clothes!"

"Shut up!" Baby Heavenly Emperor said displeased.

"Put down the Heavenly Emperor!! Don't hurt him!" Qi Jia rushed up and hugged her waist, and the unicorn baby also started to slap its paws on the bed, its two corners glowed, and it was about to set off thunder.

When the situation at the scene was extremely chaotic, the Emperor of Heaven said: "Who is the person you want to save?"

Gui Luozi easily kicked Qi Jia aside, and replied: "I want to save the old emperor, that Emperor Taiyuan."

Hearing this, Qilin stopped preparing for the lightning strike, and tilted his head to look at Gui Luozi.

"Why did you save the emperor? What's wrong with him?" Qi Jia rubbed his belly and asked as he got up - this ghost Luo Zi was so strong that he almost kicked his breakfast out, but fortunately he was wearing thick clothes.