A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

Ying Ba, who had just been promoted, finally remembered what he was going out of the palace for, and hurriedly shook Qi Jia and asked:

"Where is the fourth prince! Tell me quickly! We are going back to retaliate!"

"Fourth prince! He's here! A family!" Qi Jia nonsense said, "It's not far from here!! You know the Shen family mansion!"

He was talking about the house where Shen Tianyu lived.

"You lead the way! Don't cheat!" Ying Ba said.

"hohoho~~hohoho~~" the little unicorn began to chatter, meaning that he had accumulated the power to transform.

"What's wrong with Qilin? Why does it keep barking? Are you hungry?" Yingba asked.

"No...he is... sleepy! Yes! Sleepy!" Qi Jia said, "Don't wake it up, I'm going to let it sleep!"

After finishing speaking, he put the little unicorn into the front of his clothes.

The milk cub then pretended to be asleep.

A group of people escorted Qi Jia to the Shen family's old house, only to see that the old house had already been sealed up by the thirteen princes, and now it was deserted.Ying Ba suddenly realized that it turned out that the fourth prince was hiding here, and it was indeed a good place to hide.

"I'll ask the Fourth Prince to come out." Qi Jia said, "You guys wait outside."

"No, we'll go with you, don't try to cheat." Ying Ba winked at the crowd, and they surrounded him, Qi Jia thought how could he find a chance to make the little unicorn change back?Suddenly he had an idea: "I'm going to a latrine, will you go in with me and watch me shit?"

"There's so much nonsense, come on, let's surround the latrine!" Ying Ba greeted.

Qi Jia had no choice but to carry the little unicorn into the latrine, and the abandoned Shen family mansion was stripped of all the decorations, and the latrine, which was originally clean, was also pulled a pile of poop, but it had already been petrified.

Taking advantage of the opportunity of entering the latrine, little Qilin took the opportunity to transform back into Qingyan, and walked out of the latrine together with Qi Jia.

"Fourth Prince! You are really here!" Ying Ba was startled when he saw him coming out of the toilet.

Seeing that the fourth prince came out naked, everyone thought: So the fourth prince has such a habit of shitting naked.

"What do you want from me?" Qing Yan said without any shame, crossing his arms.It seems that as a baby cub, she is used to being naked in front of everyone, and she doesn't care if she is naked or not.

"Your Highness, we are protecting you according to the order from above, but for the sake of your personal safety, you will not be able to show your face in public for a while, please come back to the palace with us, and we will have a place for you to live in." Ying Badao .

"Then I will go with my follower—Qi Jia." Qing Yan said.

Ying Ba looked at Qi Jia and felt that he was just an ordinary person with no martial arts and no fame, so he said, "Okay. Qi Jia, where's the little Qilin?"

"The little unicorn was picked up by his family, it was originally from the heavens, I just met it by chance." Qi Jia nonsense.

"What a pity! We haven't been farted by Qilin yet! Otherwise, we would have been promoted!" The other shadow guards lamented.

The corners of Qingyan's mouth twitched when he heard this.

At the same time, Emperor Taiyuan held a Fangfang meeting in his back garden, and hosted a banquet for the concubines in the palace. All the concubines were dressed up very gorgeously, hoping to win Emperor Taiyuan's favor.

However, Gui Luozi didn't have any good-looking skirts, so she simply put on a world-renowned skirt that she found from a shopping mall and changed into it. As a result, when she appeared arrogantly, all the concubines and maids were stunned by this dress!

"That purple concubine is so ugly! It's really indecent!"

"Yes, yes! How vulgar! As a woman, you wear such strange pants!"

"The color is just like that of people in the countryside! Look at her shoes! They look weird! They are simply unsightly!"

Everyone pointed to Gui Luozi's fashionable and cutting-edge clothes.

Gui Luozi came to the entrance of the promenade of the garden, kicked off the high heels one by one, and walked onto the carpet barefoot, imitating other concubines who came earlier, and came to the small waterside hall that imitated a painting boat, and sat in the front seat Taiyuan Emperor saluted.

Emperor Taiyuan saw Gui Luozi dressed up like this, he just frowned and didn't say anything. Anyway, his purpose of summoning these concubines today was not really to choose the woman who was going to flop tonight, but had other intentions. So I don't care about the actions of these concubines who try their best to attract his attention. For example, some people try their best to dress up, while those like Zifei try their best to look ugly.

Finally, all the invited concubines arrived, even the most respected concubine Lin in the palace also came and sat in the second place after the empress.

"Your Majesty, all the ladies are here, the banquet can begin." The eunuch reported.

Emperor Taiyuan nodded and signaled the opening of the banquet, and the eunuch said: "Your Majesty has seen that the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming recently, and the scenery in the imperial garden is pleasant, so I invite all the ladies to come to enjoy the scenery and flowers, gather together, share family relationships, come and serve food, play music!"

So a small table was set up in front of each person, two by two, just like a banquet for the officials, and the banquet began.

It turns out that the old emperor called himself here as a treat!Not bad, I haven't had breakfast yet, so I happen to have lunch and breakfast together.Gui Luozi rubbed her hands and thought.

The fruit plate was served first, and the other imperial concubines didn't eat too much, for fear of making a mistake in etiquette, only Gui Luozi kept picking up the chopsticks, eating very deliciously, and when the hot dishes came, they even told the maid who was passing the dishes Said: "Hey, serve me a bowl of rice, I can eat whatever I want."

Everyone looked at her with contempt, even the maid who delivered the food rolled her eyes.

Ghost Luo Zi doesn't care about this group of fake people, she's here to eat, she's not interested in seeing shit.

"Empress, please pay attention, the emperor is watching you!" An eunuch couldn't bear to watch, and came over to remind him quietly.

"Get lost, I can eat whatever I like!" Gui Luozi said impatiently.

Emperor Taiyuan just drank tea silently and didn't move the chopsticks on the table. He had already developed the habit of substituting tea for wine due to years of chronic illness. After drinking for three rounds, Emperor Taiyuan suddenly stopped singing and dancing, He waved his hand to signal those singing and dancing ladies to go down.

All the concubines thought that Emperor Taiyuan was coming to play a game like drinking orders to enjoy the spring, and they were all gearing up secretly, waiting for a good performance.

At this time, Emperor Taiyuan said: "Although I invite concubines to enjoy the spring, today is really not a good day, because at three o'clock in the afternoon, I just lost a son. I think all the concubines know that What's going on, I'm afraid this matter has already been heard in the palace!"

The concubines looked at each other, unable to figure out what medicine was in the emperor's gourd, they were all smiling happily with their round fans just now, but now they heard Emperor Taiyuan mention the death of the prince, as if holding a knife and a gun, no one dared to laugh anymore.

Only Gui Luozi was still buried in eating.

Emperor Taiyuan put down his teacup, looked at his table and said, "You all memorized the female palace training when you entered the palace, what is the first one? No one recited it for me?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a concubine who wanted to show her virtue and ability stood up quickly and said: "Reporting to the Holy Majesty, the first rule of female palace instruction is: Concubines in the harem are strictly forbidden to interfere in politics!"

Emperor Taiyuan nodded and said: "Well, you are a nobleman, you can memorize very well, then you can tell them again, what will be the result if the concubine of the harem interferes with politics?"

At this time, the other concubines looked at this flamboyant nobleman with envy, and thought to themselves, what a shameless little slut, to show off the limelight here, a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, let's see how I will beat you to death in the future!

Fang Guiren glanced at the other concubines triumphantly, and continued to backtrack: "The palace training and palace law say that if a concubine in the harem interferes in politics, she shall be sentenced to death according to the harem law!"

As soon as these words came out, Concubine Lin felt like a drum was beating in her heart, she was already in a cold sweat from fright, but she still had to act nonchalantly.

"Good recitation, sit down." Emperor Taiyuan looked around the seat, suddenly slapped the table heavily and stood up, his tone suddenly became severe: "However, there are people who are so bold! The prince, interspersed with party and friends in the court, set up a name cleverly, and searched for the people's fat and anointment. This kind of person is in the harem, it really makes me lose face!

I called you here today, just to let you see with your own eyes what the fate of this kind of manipulative tactics and unauthorized interference in politics will be!What will happen to those who dare to lie to me!I want you all to know whether I am the kind of fool who keeps everything in the dark! "

As soon as this statement came out, all the concubines were so frightened that they quickly knelt down, everyone lowered their heads, some were pale, and some secretly gloated, not knowing which opponent was going to suffer the most.

"Why are you kneeling? Didn't you come to eat?" Gui Luozi was gnawing chicken legs, when she suddenly found that other concubines were kneeling, she curled her lips and continued to gnaw chicken legs.

"Oh, Empress Zifei, you are so ignorant!" The eunuch on the side looked anxiously.

However, Emperor Taiyuan's attention was obviously not on the ghost Luo Zi who was eating and drinking at the last position. He slowly turned to Concubine Lin, which made Concubine Lin feel more and more that the catastrophe was imminent!

Emperor Taiyuan said coldly: "My concubine, I am grateful to you for assisting me in revising the memorials for so many years. I originally made a private account for you, but I turned a blind eye when I was greedy for the money. I thought it was your hard work, no Come to think of it, so much money can't stop your ambition! Although my sons are not successful, I still know how brave they are. The eighth prince doesn't even dare to contradict his younger brother Shisi, and dare to hide dragons at home gown?!

The fourth child's witchcraft technique is even more ridiculous in the world!If he had hoped for my death, he would not have fought against the rebellion day and night in the southwest!Already leading the rebellion!

It's you!You made some kind of voodoo puppet, some kind of sorcery, and made a big disturbance in the palace. Are you expecting the world to be in chaos, and you want to replace me and ascend the throne as the empress yourself? "

"Slaves don't dare!!!" Concubine Lin finally couldn't hold on anymore, she was so frightened that she kowtowed to apologize.

Emperor Taiyuan sneered and said: "If I didn't follow your wish and let you relax these days, how could I uproot your natal family's entanglement? It's also fortunate that there were a few booing at the court today, which happened to let my guards take the opportunity Searched the whole city and seized all your natal family's property, otherwise I don't know how many mistakes will be made.

For the sake of your father and grandfather being the elders of the three dynasties, I will spare you from dying, but all titles and official positions of your natal family will be cut off from now on, all the families will be assigned to the border, and all property will be handed over to the state treasury. As for you, go to the deep palace for the elderly! "

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty, you can't treat me like this!" Concubine Lin cried and crawled over and grabbed Emperor Taiyuan's clothes, "Your Majesty, you can't treat me like this for the sake of my natal family's loyalty to the country for generations—"

"Forging a dragon robe, using witchcraft to frame the prince and harm the emperor, this kind of felony should have punished you all, Concubine Lin, you are really too greedy!" Emperor Taiyuan said while leaning down and lifting her chin.

As expected, the harem is ever-changing and precarious. The original reassurance is the pillar, and it will fall if it says it will fall. , Crying heart-piercingly, everyone can't help but feel insecure.