A Guide to Keeping a Domestic Unicorn

At three quarters in the afternoon, the prison van drove to the execution ground.

The people onlookers were crowded with people, because it had been announced that a rebellious prince would be beheaded today, and everyone came to watch the fun. However, what the crowd on the third floor and the third floor here saw was only a prison car and a disheveled man in the prison car. Prisoners only.

The prisoner, groggy and seemingly delirious, was almost dragged to the scaffold.

The official in charge of beheading sat on the beheading platform and picked up the imperial decree to read out the crime. When reading out, the crown prince and Ling Han put on their veils and were ready to act!

However, before they could act, a woman's shout was suddenly heard: "Keep people under the knife!!"

That voice actually came from above everyone's heads!

People looked up at the sky, and saw a woman in black flying towards the sky holding a streamer [the kind played by gymnasts].

This person is not someone else!It was the ghost Luo Zi who came to rob the law field!

"This heroine is here to rob the execution ground! Who dares to block the way!" Ghost Luo Zi whizzed to the execution platform, which immediately caused a commotion among the officers and soldiers!

"Catch her quickly!! There is a tribulation field!! Hurry up and kill her!!" The supervisor shouted.

"The law field has been robbed! The law field has been robbed!!" The prince and Ling Han booed at this time, while Qilin Maotuan and Li Quanhei lit the firecrackers that had already been hung on the surrounding balconies, crackling, and the common people followed Hearing and screaming, Prince Ling Han and the two rushed up to the execution platform while Gui Luo Zi was beating up the officers and soldiers, kicked the executioner away, and picked up the death row prisoner.

"Switched! This person is not Qingyan!" Ling Han and the Crown Prince picked up the person and realized that this person turned out to be an unknown prisoner, and it seemed that he had taken poison and had died for a long time!

A large number of officers and soldiers began to rush in from all directions. Seeing that the situation was not good, the prince and Ling Han rushed into the scattered crowd, threw away their veils and bamboo hats, and blended into the crowd to escape.

After the ghost Luo Zi beat a lot of people to the ground, he heard someone from behind say that it wasn't Qingyan, and he said, "mmp let me make this trip for nothing! Let's go!" After saying that, he flew into the sky again, and walked away.

The prince and Ling Han wandered around the capital, and finally bypassed the officers and soldiers chasing them all over the city, entered the inn, and reported what they encountered to the Heavenly Emperor.

The Emperor of Heaven said: "It seems that someone wants to protect Qingyan, you don't have to worry about him."

"Will the person who protects Qingyan be the father?" the prince asked.

"In my opinion, this is just the beginning of a series of arrangements. At this moment of rapid change, it is the best strategy to respond to all changes with the same. Let's return to the academy for a while. At night, in order to hunt you down, I'm afraid The city is about to be closed." The Emperor of Heaven said, "You are robbing the execution ground of the criminals who conspired against you, and you must be regarded as partisans of the rebellion, and the guards in the capital will not let it go."

"Okay, then let's leave the city immediately!" the prince said.

It is said that in a secret courtyard in the palace, several shadow guards were studying the miraculous milk cub. In order to get a definite answer, they untied Qi Jia, and Qi Jia showed them the milk cub’s floating technique—even though After the cub floated up, it could only glide on its back at a speed of five centimeters per second, but it was enough to amaze the shadow guards.

"I said he was a unicorn, but you still don't believe me." Qi Jia rubbed his sore wrist and said, "Actually, I don't know where the fourth prince has gone. I'm just... in charge of the prison. However, if If you take us out, I can probably take you to find the fourth prince, I know a place where... he often goes." He lied.

The fourth prince is right in front of you! Hey!

"Let's follow this kid, and check to see if this strange guy is a unicorn." The shadow guard named Ah Ba had an idea, "I heard that unicorns are auspicious things that can bring good fortune, so let's find the one with the worst business." shop, if this thing is really a unicorn, let’s see if it can bring fortune to that shop.”

"Hey, what kind of bad idea is this! Qilin is not a beckoning cat!" Qi Jia protested.

"I think it's very good! Come and find the fourth prince." Other shadow guards echoed. [Isn't it a way to test the authenticity of the unicorn? ! 】

So Ah Ba wrote a report and pressed it on the table, and took a group of shadow guards out for a stroll.

Qi Jia followed this group of second-rate shadow guards who only had training and life in the deep palace every day, and left the palace through the secret passage. It turned out that the secret passage was also guarded, but you can enter and exit with the token of the shadow guard.

A few people walked around the commercial street in the capital, and found an old woman selling insoles, embroidered handkerchiefs and other things she made herself, but no one cared about it at all, but a beggar with good hands and feet next to her, kneeling there pretending to be pitiful, and the one in front of her Instead, a lot of copper coins were put in the bowl.

The shadow guard said: "Let's use this old lady as an experiment. If it doesn't work, we'll just buy her things. No one buys the things we worked so hard on ourselves. Those beggars didn't do anything but made more money than others. It's so unfair."

Qi Jia thought to herself, unexpectedly, these shadow guards seem to have good intentions.So he took out the little unicorn wearing a pet hat, and said to the old woman, "Grandma, can my puppy let you stay here for a while, I'll go to the neighborhood to relieve it."

"Let's put it away." The old woman said kindly, and she also took out the basket she used to put the handkerchief in, spread the cushion she brought, and let the little unicorn lie on her stomach.The old lady, who was already old and dazed, didn't realize that this was no ordinary puppy.

After Qi Jia put Qingyan in the basket, he even covered it with a small blanket to block the sight of passers-by.

After he left Qingyan step by step, he hid in a nearby alley with the shadow guard to observe.

I saw the little unicorn sticking its head out from under the blanket, with its little paws on the edge of the basket, yelling "ho~ho~" at the people coming and going, as if to prove its selling ability.

Unexpectedly, after exerting all his strength, he released another Xiangyun fart, which landed in the old woman's basket with a puff.

Strange to say, after it released Xiangyun Fart, suddenly a passing lady stopped her sedan chair, and got off the sedan chair to see the old lady's sample insoles and handkerchiefs hanging on the wall.

"Oh my God! This flower pattern is similar to the products that have been popular in the palace recently! The workmanship is so exquisite! I want this!" The lady pointed to the handkerchief excitedly.

"Oh, that's the pattern handed down from my family, but there's only one handkerchief. I'm old and I can't embroider such complicated ones. You can take it for a penny." The old woman stood with her waist bowed. Get up, go get the samples on the wall.

"I'll pay you a tael of silver, and I want that handkerchief too!" At this moment, another lady suddenly appeared and deliberately fought for it.It turned out that the previous noble lady and she were old rivals in the wealthy circle, and they happened to meet on the street. Lady B deliberately retaliated and insisted on grabbing the handkerchief that Lady A liked.

"Twelve taels from my old lady!" The lady Jia was furious.

"I'll give you 100 taels!" Lady B's husband is a wealthy businessman who has plenty of money, so he doesn't care about the little money.

"150 taels!" Lady A was a little flustered.

"500 taels, hey, stall owner, you saw it. This is the banknote of Dade Yinzhuang. Take it and take it. I want to order this handkerchief." Lady B motioned the maid to take out the banknote and threw it directly to the small shop. On the back of the unicorn.

The old woman had never seen so much money in eight lifetimes, and she was stunned.

"Li Cuihua!! Just wait and see!" Lady A fell down, angrily got on the sedan chair and left.

Both Qi Jia and the shadow guards (⊙_⊙)

wipe!Kirin really attracts money!

At this time, the beggar saw the old woman earning so much money in an instant, and was so jealous that he ran over to grab the banknotes, but was beaten up by the shadow guard who rushed out.The kind-hearted old lady who had been poor all her life finally got the money and went home smoothly, and it is said that the whole family lived a well-off life because of it.

"I didn't expect the Qilin to be so powerful. I just saw it fart on the old woman's stall. Then the old woman ushered in fortune." Yingwei No. [-] looked at the little Qilin in Qi Jia's arms enviously and said, "Then what if What happens when you fart on someone?"

Qi Jia said: "I seem to have heard Immortal Ling Han say that the unicorn will bring blessings to good people with a kind heart. If you are not a good person, it will have no effect!"

"Then let him fart on me! By the way, let's verify again whether it is really a blessing." Ying Ba said expectantly.

"ho~~" The baby unicorn seemed very proud, and wanted to prove his strength, he raised his paw and demanded to fart.

"You bastards." Qi Jia==

He had no choice but to find a secluded place, picked up the baby cub, and smacked Xiangyun fart in Ying Ba's face.

"It smells like milk..." Ying Ba was sprayed with emotion.

As soon as the words were finished, a figure flashed in front of them. It turned out to be their shadow guard colleague who had come out of the palace to find them.

"Yingba, why are you wandering here with your subordinates? I searched for a long time before I found you. The superior just conveyed the oral order, saying that because the deputy hall master disappeared during the execution of a mission last month, the vacancy of the deputy hall master is now given by You come to act as an agent, and you want to promote your official rank, so I ask you to go back and accept the seal immediately!" said the colleague.

A group of shadow guards were stunned immediately.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I beg you to be sprayed with unicorn farts!" Everyone suddenly started to sign up enthusiastically.

I have no more farts to let go!Kirin Cub==

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It is said that Gui Luozi finally returned to the palace, and as soon as he stood on his feet, a court lady hurriedly said: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty is not good! No, no, no! That's great! Your Majesty suddenly issued an order to summon you! I want you Go to the bedroom to serve!!!”

"Hey, why did the old emperor suddenly think of me? Cut it. Hurry up, I want to change my clothes and see what the hell he is doing!" Ghost Luo Zi said.

"But, but I heard that His Majesty summoned other noble concubines at the same time today. It seems that he wants to choose one from among the masters. The name is Doufanghui. But in our palace, Siwu Shanggong, who is in charge of the harem's silk, satin and cloth, intentionally For, because you didn't send them money, master, so there are no gorgeous dresses at all!" The palace maid knelt down and said.