Human food sex

The afternoon sun shines through the wooden window lattices in front of the deck, and the long eyelashes of the bay are bathed in it, as if wrapped in a layer of gold leaf, fluttering with the blink of an eye.

The young man's tone was serious and annoyed, as if he had touched the unreachable star in the sky, yearning devoutly but blaming himself for blasphemy.

That was Chigui, Chigui who lived in a [-]-square-meter sea view apartment, Chigui who opened a restaurant on the boulevard, Chigui was different from him.

No matter how unconvinced he is, no matter how arrogant and indifferent he is, he is always in a position that the Gulf can never reach in his entire life.There is a ceiling between them, no matter how hard you try, it will be insurmountable after all.

Lu Yuanzhou picked up the pillow on the seat and gave him a slap on the head: "You are a big fool!"

"Why?" Haiwan covered the back of his head with astonishment.

"You've finally got the fuck out of your head. I thought you'd be a duckling for the rest of your life!" Lu Yuanzhou looked excited as if his own wedding was about to happen, "Xiao Wenwen, bring a bottle of champagne to our table!"

"What are you doing?" Haiwan hurriedly grabbed his hand: "I can't drink that stuff."

Lu Yuanzhou didn't take it seriously, took the ice bucket, took out the wine bottle, and popped the stopper.

Filling the bay with a tall slender champagne glass, he said with a smile: "This is a good celebration, our Wanwan duck finally opened its mouth, and it's clear what's going on in my heart! "

"I like people, but they don't like me, what's there to celebrate?" Haiwan lay down on the table dejectedly, "I think I'm going to ask you when I'm done. What should I do now?"

Lu Yuanzhou poured two glasses of champagne from his neck, patted him on the head like a puppy, and said, "You are not your first love, you just like it if you like it. If he doesn't like you, you should find a way to make him like you. I will support you Move, definitely take him down."

"Come on." Haiwan originally wanted to say that you haven't dealt with Lin Cheng yet, but he was afraid that he would touch his heart, so he nodded and said, "If you like it, you should chase it, but I don't know how. How can you chase someone if you haven't chased him before?"

"It's very difficult to chase people." Lu Yuanzhou didn't know which heartstrings were tugged, and he propped his chin in a sullen mood, like a banana flower beaten by frost. "Frozen snails should be even harder to chase. Sending flowers and gifts is a bit vulgar, but it's a good trick, but you can't afford to give him what he likes. Just like him, you have to give him something. To impress that freeze-dried heart...you still have to find another way, now that you are close to the water, you can stand in front of him and dangle every day, and when you get used to dangling, and you disappear suddenly, his heart will definitely flash."

Haiwan felt that his idea was too deviant: "Is this okay? I think I like him, so I should tell him. Don't you need to confess to him?"

"You're an idiot." Lu Yuanzhou rolled his eyes almost to Java, "If you confess to him, if he refuses, it will be a mess. You seduce him first, let him confess to you, How good is that?"

"Then what if he doesn't like me?" In fact, today he was in a mess and didn't know how to kill this budding liking in the cradle, so he came to ask for help, but now he has started chasing snails in full swing. Can't react. "He shouldn't like someone like me. I don't have any advantages. What if he still annoys me?"

Lu Yuanzhou jumped up "cracking" and his cheeks "slapped" with the palm of his hand: "Isn't this called an advantage? Isn't this an advantage? If you don't like it, it's because he is blind. You can go after it boldly. If he doesn't like it, he deserves to be frozen in Siberia. At night, you take back a few sets of clothes from your studio, and ask for the kind of pure and obscene. Don't go too far. You wear it in front of him, I don’t believe it yet, unless there is something wrong with his function, I will definitely like it.”

"This is not good..." Haiwan thought of the thong last night, as if his chest was still wet, "In this case, he must think I am not serious. And even if this makes him think a little bit, it is dirty Don't let your mind wander."

"Men are visual animals, they always move their kidneys first and then their hearts." Lu Yuanzhou turned the champagne glass in his hand, looking like he knew it well, "Don't worry about the straight ones, if you only take your heart but not your kidneys, then the top It's mostly friendship, not love. People like you who have almost zero love experience, don't try your best."

Haiwan got up and said, "Then I'll go to the studio to get the clothes."

"I'll be with you." Lu Yuanzhou instructed Wen Wen, who was standing at the bar, to look after the store, and walked to the studio with him, "Also, frozen snails are very tasty, so don't be shy."

"This kind of experienced man is best to be a teacher. They like others to admire them. Just ask more questions and less interrupt, and look up at your face and star eyes from time to time, and you'll be fine."

Haiwan couldn't help laughing, and kicked the stones beside the road and asked him, "How do you know so well? It's as if you've dated many old men."

"I've never soaked before, but I've seen it before." Lu Yuanzhou covered the sun with his right hand and said, "Aren't the people around my old man all old men? I watched them grow up, listen to me, you must be right." .”

"Then when can I tell him?" Haiwan pushed open the door of the studio, went up the stairs, and just turned around the lounge when Fang Nan came out of the bathroom with a smile on his face.

"Did you shoot today?" Fang Nan was slightly surprised when he saw him.

Haiwan paused, shook his head and said, "No, I'm here to get something."

Lu Yuanzhou glanced at him, and instantly exploded like a fighting cock: "Wanwan, go and get your clothes, it's so hot today, I have to go back quickly, and I have an appointment tonight."

"Then wait for me." Haiwan went straight to the cloakroom without doubting him.

Fang Nan passed Lu Yuanzhou, his expression unchanged, but the corner of his mouth raised when he turned around revealed his disdain at the moment—a defeated general, how dare he speak bravely.

"Wait." Lu Yuanzhou stopped him angrily, "Are you Fang Nan?"

The other party was far less submissive than he thought. Hearing his unfriendly tone, he said unwillingly to show weakness: "Yes, you are Lu Yuanzhou?"

"I am." The other party's attitude was unruly, and Lu Yuanzhou was also aggressive: "I said, he looks the same as in the photo, and even smells the same."

Wiggling his fingers at the tip of his nose, he said with a look of disgust, "It's so coquettish."

Fang Nan didn't get angry, and stood on the spot with a smile and said, "Seeing is worth seeing once heard a hundred times. It really is Lu Yuanzhou himself. Brother Lin Cheng is right, your mind is indeed a little unclear."

After he finished speaking, he walked away with a very haughty expression on his face.

Isn't Lu Yuanzhou the character to swallow his anger, he turned around and grabbed him, and slapped him.The expected crisp sound did not come, and his arm was held by a strong hand.

Yanming smiled modestly and politely: "Why are you so nice and beat up our staff? How did he recruit you? Just look at my face and forget it."

"Yuanzhou, what are you doing?" Haiwan ran out of the cloakroom with a bag in his hand, happened to see this scene, pulled him and said, "I'm done with it, don't cause trouble. Let's go, we'll talk about it later."

Lu Yuanzhou snorted coldly, blinked, and smiled youthfully, like the sun: "Goodbye, little wild duck."

Haiwan smiled apologetically, nodded at Yanming, and led the people downstairs in a hurry.

When he reached the door, he opened the sliding door to signal Lu Yuanzhou to go out first, followed behind and said, "Even if you don't want to see him anymore, you can't hit him in public. Otherwise, even if you are right, it will be unreasonable. Let's talk about feelings." Things, there was no reason to talk about it.”

Lu Yuanzhou drooped his head and said angrily: "I can't see his madness, he looks like a village cannon who has never seen the world, isn't it just that he took two photos with Lin Cheng, and they are not together yet, just showing off like this Yes. What’s the air, it’s not what’s left of me!”

Haiwan sighed, and said earnestly, "Don't talk about Brother Lin like that. I think you have high-mindedness and low-handedness. Since you like him too, why do you do that? I told him earlier, it's okay, and it's fine if you don't. I think Dalin Brother must be interested in you. Otherwise, why would he cooperate with you to open such a tavern? They open two more gyms, which can’t make more money than this. Not to mention that you can’t come here every day, it’s him who helps you look after the store .”

"Okay, okay, stop nagging, let's talk about you and the frozen snail first." Lu Yuanzhou frowned and said, "Go and change your clothes first, and I'll mix a glass of wine for you."

"No need." Haiwan said, "I still want to go to Changxing Garden, look for Zhao Chengjie, the owner of the online store, and inquire about the leaked photos."

At this moment, the sun is poisonous, and the creepers on the side of the road are lush and covered the entire wall, and the camphor trees cast their shadows, and the light shuttles through the gaps between the leaves, and the fine spots are scattered all over the ground.

Lu Yuanzhou stood under the shade of a tree, twisting his face melted by the summer heat, and beckoned to stop the car: "I'll go with you, and see which shameless person did this."

"Shouldn't you put down your clothes first?" Haiwan took out a set of Hanfu with toga and long sleeves from the studio.

"A piece of clothing is not in the way, take it with you." Lu Yuanzhou boarded the taxi, reported the destination, and asked: "What is Changxing Garden, do you know?"

Haiwan is not very familiar with Beicheng. Ever since he dropped out of school in the third year of junior high school and came to this bustling and unfamiliar city by train, he has been hanging around in Nancheng, distributing leaflets, selling milk tea, and even working as a bartender.

Hearing their murmurs, the driver glanced in the rearview mirror and said with a smile, "Changxing Garden is at the pier around the island in the north, and the residents are all migrants, who do everything, and there are many younger sisters."

"Little sister?" Haiwan raised his eyebrows, looked at the driver's meaningful expression, and instantly realized that he was probably doing a flesh-and-blood business.

He lived in the southern suburbs before, and there were also a few girls with heavy makeup and revealing clothes who got off work every morning in Happy Garden.The nearby residents are always pointing at them, and they lower their voices every time they mention them, as if they are discussing some kind of infectious disease.

Haiwan has long been familiar with it, and in their eyes, his profession is also indecent.

The taxi drove out of the city center, got on the viaduct, and arrived at the roundabout soon without hindrance.Lu Yuanzhou was careful not to let the driver drive in, but stopped at the door.

Changxing Garden and Xingfu Tiandi are the same type of community, with the same architectural style and noisy environment.As soon as Haiwan arrived here, he felt like a fish in water, and he and Lu Yuanzhou found out Zhao Chengjie's background by buying cigarettes at the canteen.

They were going to pretend to be the staff of the insurance company, pretending to come to investigate a recently sold insurance, and took the opportunity to ask Zhao Chengjie if he knew about the online store.

Lu Yuanzhou is eager to try, they are now like the two agents in the movie, they are investigating a shocking case.

It's a pity that movies are movies after all, and art comes from life but is higher than life.As soon as Haiwan finished introducing himself, the topless square-faced man in front of him recognized his identity.

He asked the two to wait outside the door, then went into the house and made a phone call.

The longer Lu Yuanzhou waited, the more he felt that something was wrong, and he suddenly realized that he pulled Haiwan and ran away: "Hurry up, he must have called someone to fix us!"

"How do you know?" Haiwan followed him downstairs, "Did you hear what he said?"

"Stupid or not, if he knows about opening an online store, then he must have seen your photo!" Lu Yuanzhou walked out in a hurry, and just turned around the buildings when he suddenly saw a few people in groups not far away Come here.

Haiwan has also seen it, some of them are still holding things in their hands, looking menacing, you can tell that they are not good people.

"Hurry up, run!" Lu Yuanzhou flew away, his escape speed comparable to that of the 110-meter hurdles championship, "Wanwan, run Wanwan!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, the people following him all chased after him.

Haiwan has never been in contact with real hooligans, and he can't help but secretly stunned-art really comes from life, and the generals may not see it, but punks fill every corner of society.

He ran wildly all the way, and fled to the parking lot between the two buildings in front with Lu Yuanzhou. When he wanted to turn again, there was a wall on the opposite side, which turned out to be a blind spot.

"It's over!" Lu Yuanzhou was so frightened that his face turned pale, his calf was twisted, he bent over and hugged his feet, sweating profusely, "Damn, my leg cramps, it hurts like hell. What should I do? They're chasing me, I'm scared Bay Bay!"

The more anxious Haiwan became, the more speechless he became, pulling his calf and breaking out in a cold sweat.It seems that they are doomed today and must be beaten.

At the critical moment, Lu Yuanzhou lowered his head and saw from the crook of his arms that a blue figure flashed past in the distance, it was Lin Cheng.

"Da Linzi!" At the critical moment, he didn't care about anything else, stretched his neck and shouted: "Help Da Linzi!"

Haiwan felt that he was probably hallucinating because he was scared out of his wits, so he quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed 110, while pulling Lu Yuanzhou back to hide, while staring at the few people who were approaching.

Lu Yuanzhou persevered, seeing several people approaching while smoking cigarettes, their voices were raised higher than their voices.

Lin Cheng had already said hello in advance, and he would not go to the tavern today.He was originally here to find the two friends who helped Haiwan move. He had just come out of the building in front when Lu Yuanzhou's voice suddenly came from his ear.

This is the place where he grew up, and he knew every alley clearly. When he heard the sound and ran over, Lu Yuanzhou and Haiwan had already been blocked in a corner and beaten, and the injuries were not obvious.

With a loud shout, he stepped forward and pulled away the stunned people, helped Lu Yuanzhou and Haiwan up, and turned around to ask, "Who told you to come?"

Those few people probably knew him, and they all bowed their heads in silence, as if they were mourning, they just called out "Brother Lin" in unison.

"I'm asking you something!" Lin Cheng said with a cold face, "Who the hell told you to come here?"

"We were called by Zhou Laosi," said one of the Scarfaces, "We don't know what's going on, so he said that we should teach the two little...little boys who troubled his friends."

Lin Cheng carried Lu Yuanzhou on his shoulders, and asked Haiwan in a warm voice: "Does it matter, can I go?"

Haiwan stretched his legs, the injury still hurt, but it didn't affect his activities: "It doesn't matter, there is no serious injury."

"Tell fourth brother that today's business is not over." Lin Cheng put down his words, and walked with Haiwan to his Land Rover parked beside the building.

After getting in the car, Lu Yuanzhou immediately turned back, clutching his kicked ribs and scolding his mother: "My parents have never hit me since I was a child, what are they! Hurry up and call the police and lock them all in!"

"It's useless to call the police. You can't even get a minor injury. You can detain them for a few days at most, and you'll be out in less than half a month." Lin Cheng drove the car and asked, "What are you two doing here? "

Hai Wan explained the reason for coming, and said: "We didn't expect to do this again, it was too reckless. By the way, I called the police just now, what should I do if the police are gone?"

"It's okay." Lin Cheng turned to the road leading to "One Cup of Nothing", "They have an idea, and they will solve it."

Back at the tavern, Haiwan and Lu Yuanzhou plunged into the small bedroom behind the store, and Lin Cheng followed him in with his safflower oil.

"I won't wipe that, send me to the hospital quickly." Lu Yuanzhou protested repeatedly, "It stinks, take it away!"

Haiwan took out the bruise spray from the medicine box and rubbed some on himself. Feeling that the pain seemed to have really eased, he also sprayed some on Lu Yuanzhou, who was baring his teeth.

After a lot of tossing, it wasn't until after eight o'clock that Lu Yuanzhou calmed down and collapsed on the bed.He put on a second-level disabled battle, and relying on his own injuries, he directed Haiwan to serve him drinks, and asked Lin Cheng to go two streets away to buy him the seafood rice he wanted most.

Without saying a word, Lin Cheng turned around and went to buy food.

Haiwan looked at it and sighed: "Brother Dalin still likes you, he is so considerate to you!"

"Are you envious?" Lu Yuanzhou looked at him, and his eyes fell on the pocket of the survivor, "Then quickly take the frozen snail, so you don't envy me."

"How do I get it?" He has lost confidence in the theory of seduction now, "I didn't go back for dinner tonight, I don't know what he did again."

Lu Yuanzhou handed him a plate of jelly, and sneered: "You can do it now, can you still swallow our little jelly with the Michelin standard every day?"

Haiwan swallowed half of the plate in one gulp, his mouth was on fire, hot and choking, he covered his mouth and asked, "What kind of jelly is this?"

"Molecular cuisine." Lu Yuanzhou said with a grin, "This is made of wine, the ones you ate just now are worth half a bottle of vodka."

"Ah?" Haiwan stood up abruptly, feeling his head was heavy and his body was light, with Venus flying around in front of his eyes, "I...have you given me medicine?"

Lu Yuanzhou pressed him on the bed, took off his shirt and said, "Whoever gave you medicine, you ate half a plate by yourself. Come to Wanwan, let's change clothes."

Haiwan shook his head, with disgust on his face: "What clothes do you want to change?"

"Change into this Hanfu, it's an eye-opener for me." Lu Yuanzhou threw the clothes to him, "Hurry up, put it on, and take it off later."

The strength of the wine is increasing, and the bay has always been shallow, and now I see double shadows on my fingers.He half pushed and refused, but still couldn't resist, he took off his clothes and changed into Hanfu.

Lu Yuanzhou took out his mobile phone and found that the success fell short, and there was no frozen snail number in it.He thought for a while, and first sent a message to his old classmate, and then dialed the phone number that was about to arrive late, and dialed the number from the Gulf: "Hello, is it Dong... late return?"

At that time, Chi Gui was emptying leftovers at home, but today he made one more person, but one person was missing to eat.Xing Jiaran had just left, and the tableware left for Haiwan was still lying on the table.

Looking at the empty seats, he suddenly felt an unprecedented feeling—similar to fear.

That good-for-nothing stranger had gradually eroded his life, in just a few days.

At this moment, his mobile phone rang, and the caller ID was an unfamiliar number, but he thought of who it was at a glance.On the mountain road home that day, Haiwan reported this number to Xing Jiaran.

"Hi, I'm late." Lu Yuanzhou's noisy voice came from the receiver, to the effect that Haiwan was drunk, please be a roommate under the same roof and pick him up late. "Find out your own way."

He pulled back the line, with a sneer on his lips—too lack of self-knowledge, it has nothing to do with him if the bay can't come back.

Lu Yuanzhou spat in a low voice, looked at the dizzy bay, and dialed Chi Gui's number again.

As expected, it hung up again.

He continued to call, Chigui continued to hang up, continued to call, continued to hang up... After a few times, there was a busy tone from the receiver, probably being pulled into the blacklist.

"Damn, what a bastard!" Lu Yuanzhou kicked the unconscious Wan Wan helplessly, and after Lin Cheng, who had come back from the line, entered the door, he shouted again: "Da Linzi, take Wan Wan home. He's drunk, Sleeping like a dead pig."

"Okay, I'll take a bag." He took out a black garbage bag from behind the bar, stretched it open and hung it around Haiwan's neck, "It doesn't matter if you spit it out, you're afraid of suffocating if you spit it out."

Lu Yuanzhou took a thin blanket to wrap him up, stuffed the clothes he had changed into a paper bag, and urged: "It's getting late, let's go, that old bastard probably won't even open the door when we get back late. "

As soon as the words fell, the sound of "duk duk" suddenly sounded outside the door.

Wenwen poked his head in and said with a smile, "Boss, there is a handsome uncle looking for you outside."

"What handsome uncle?" Lu Yuanzhou was taken aback.

Chi Gui pushed open the door and asked in a cold voice, "Where's the person?"