After wearing a mermaid, I was assigned an old attack

When Yin Shu was renewing his life, Song Qi went to the smart housekeeper to check Yin Shu's daily life after he left yesterday. This little mermaid slept until noon after taking a bath, and became that half-dead look after lunch.After the investigation, Song Qi updated the smart housekeeper, and even the health level of the mermaid could not be detected, so it should be scrapped on the spot.

Ten minutes later, Yin Shupao felt comfortable. The wheelchair was in the bedroom, and he couldn't get out.There is a button on the side of the pool, Yin Shu has seen it in many places in the villa, press it and the smart housekeeper will come.

After putting on the bathrobe, Yin Shu pressed the button. He didn't know that the smart housekeeper couldn't do anything when it was upgraded, so Yin Shu waited for Song Qi.

"..."

Song Qi returned to his normal state of indifference, and Yin Shu also shut up and quietly let the other party carry him out.This time Yin Shu found that Song Qi did have a faint smell of tobacco on him. He didn't think Song Qi was like a smoker, so he thought it was cologne or something, so he sniffed it a few more times quietly, and it was quite good. smell.

"Retract the tail."

Yin Shu sat back on his pink wheelchair, her comfortable tail swayed subconsciously, Song Qi swept over the fish tail, and the original black pupils were covered with a layer of light gold.

"I can't take it back." Yin Shu gathered the bathrobe. After reading the handbook that collapsed the world view, he understood the meaning of showing his tail. He still thought it was okay to be a straight man in his heart, but it was a bit irritating to be swept away by Song Qi. Cowardly, I remembered the tail.

"Explain." Mermaids can't control the changes in their tails and legs only when they have just entered the growth stage, and the one in front of Song Qi is an adult, but the maturity stage has not yet reached, so this kind of problem will never happen .

Yin Shu lowered his head and rolled his eyes. He has been a man for 20 years and suddenly turned into a fish. Of course he can't control the tail? ? ?Just make up a reason.

"It happened suddenly in the past two days, and I don't know what happened."

Song Qi didn't believe Yin Shu's words, he was more inclined that this mermaid was playing tricks, and the purpose was probably because he had plans for him.

"Since you said that, let's go to the Mermaid Hospital for an examination now." After speaking, Song Qi didn't move, deliberately leaving time for Yin Shu to confess.

After being quiet for a while, Yin Shu looked at Song Qi suspiciously.

"Aren't you leaving??"

"..." Song Qi, who had always been strategizing, suddenly felt powerless as if he had punched cotton.

In this way, Yin Shu went out for the first time after coming to this world.

Except for Yin Shu, the smart housekeeper at home, who is relatively unfamiliar, the world of other facilities is basically similar to his original world. Song Qi reluctantly hugged Yin Shu into the back seat and stopped talking. Looking out the window.

Whether it is a building or a trash can on the roadside, everything is fresh in Yin Shu's eyes.

Song Qi sat upright on the back seat, holding a tablet in his hand, a strand of hair brushed the back of his hand in concentration, leaving a trace of itching, Song Qi glanced at Yin Shu who was sitting beside him.

The other party turned his back, unable to see his face, his long black hair was scattered smoothly on his back, shaking slightly as the mermaid shook his head.

A few strands of hair brushed past him as the car turned a corner.Once again, the hair fell on Song Qi's palm, and he twisted it with his fingertips, it was very smooth, and he should have spent a lot of time maintaining it.

"Yin Shu."

Song Qi's voice came from behind, Yin Shu was looking at a store with the sign "Mermaid Living Hall" curiously, hummed softly, and didn't care.

"Didn't you make an appointment for a little haircut?"

"!" Yin Shu suddenly turned to look at Song Qi, "I forgot! Can you cancel it??"

"Ah."

"Cancel going to the hospital?" Song Qi sneered, it turned out that there was a reason not to come to the hospital, no wonder he was so calm before.

Not knowing what Song Qi was thinking, Yin Shu shook his head.

"I'm asking about a haircut..."

The words of slander choked in his throat, Song Qi looked down at the tablet and said yes.

It was just one word, but Yin Shu heard the meaning of gnashing of teeth.

A few minutes after the episode, the mermaid hospital arrived.

Compared with the hospitals in the original world, the mermaid hospital can only see a few people at the gate, and they are basically in pairs.

There were few people outside and not many people inside. Song Qi pushed Yin Shu and talked to the doctor. When Yin Shu heard the word "high-quality female mermaid", his heart became heavier. He felt that the word "high-quality" was not a good thing. .

Sure enough, the doctor's originally calm eyes suddenly lit up, and Yin Shu's expression became a little more fanatical, which made Yin Shu very uncomfortable.At this moment, Song Qi moved a step, just blocking the doctor's eyes from looking at Yin Shu.

The doctor also realized that it was really not good to see a female mermaid with a master in this way, coughed twice and took them to a special examination room.

After a lot of work, Yin Shu got a diagnosis. After they came out of the hospital, Song Qi and Yin Shu had serious expressions on their faces.

The one standing there didn't expect that Yin Shu was telling the truth. She really couldn't retract her tail, and she didn't intend to seduce him.And the one who sat was full of thoughts from the doctor saying that he was about to reach maturity, and this happened because of his age, and he just had to wait for the fever period to pass.

Yin Shu seemed to be performing a broken boulder on his chest. The female mermaid was the stone on his chest, and the word "fever period" was a big hammer. The hammer hung heavily on the stone on his chest, and half of Yin Shu's life was lost when he hammered it down.

It turns out that a single dog, who hits no soft girl, is not the worst. The worst thing is that he has to be suppressed by a man, because the female mermaid has a fever period during the mature period.

During the febrile period, the female mermaid will need the physical contact of her partner very much. So far, no mermaid can survive the febrile period alone, so the female mermaid will be matched before the mature period, so he will be matched with Song Qi.

When we went back, the atmosphere in the car was more solemn than when we came. The driver raised the baffle with insight. Yin Shu knocked on the baffle. It should be sound-proof. He had a question that he had to ask.

"Did you not care about me during the fever period?"

Song Qi had thought about this question a long time ago, so he asked Yin Shu that question.

"If you have someone you like, you can be with him, and I won't interfere with you."

I like women, okay? ? ?Yin Shu felt that he should not take a bath, and maybe he could return to the original world if he died.

"Is there any inhibitor?" Yin Shu asked without giving up since he had read novels with a fever period setting, and usually had inhibitors.

"Yes." Song Qi's heavy eyes kept falling on Yin Shu, Yin Shu didn't heave a sigh of relief, he was sure that Song Qi had another sentence.

"But inhibitors are explicitly prohibited by the Mermaid Association. They will not release anything that affects the fertility rate." Song Qi made no secret of his mockery of the Mermaid Association.

"So you can rest assured to be with the person you like, just wait another three years...just..."

so what?Yin Shu didn't wait until Song Qi finished speaking, nor did he pay much attention to it.Although the mermaid handbook never mentions that the mermaid marriage bureau provides divorce services, it only says that mermaids and their partners can live apart.But Yin Shu thought that, as Song Qi, he was not afraid of being sued by the Mermaid Association, and there might be some means to get a divorce after that.

Anyway, Yin Shu decided to go back and find out how to delay the maturity period, or see if he could get an inhibitor.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, Yin Shu was physically and mentally exhausted, not in the mood to look at the scenery, and just wanted to go back and find a way in the online world.The car was parked at the entrance of the villa. Yin Shu didn't let Song Qi hug him this time, but moved to the wheelchair by himself with the help of the door frame.

His arms were not strong enough, Yin Shu's pitiful tail hit the wheelchair, he took a deep breath, and after the severe pain passed, he took another breath when he raised his head.

Why are there so many cardboard boxes piled up in front of his house?Large and small items blocked even the door from being seen.

"Mr. Song, all your things have been brought in. Because the master is not at home, the smart butler won't open the door, so we put them at the door." The secretary who had been waiting at the gate for Song Qi came forward to report.

"What do you want to do??" Yin Shu stared at Song Qi defensively. Did this person say they could live apart?What's the matter?Are you greedy for his house and smart housekeeper?

Song Qi sent the secretary away and pushed Yin Shu inside.

"You are so inconvenient to move now, who else but me can touch your tail? Or whoever you want to touch you, I will help you pick him up right now and let him take care of you."

The mermaid tail can only be shown in front of people with close relationships. Yin Shu was born because he was too weak and was abandoned by his parents. He was raised by the Mermaid Association. Now Song Qi, who is his guardian and prospective partner, can see and touch Yin Shu's tail. Unless Yin Shu is voluntary, other people will be defined as harassment, which is a crime.

Song Qi's obviously forced look made Yin Shu purse his lips and couldn't refute.

Think of it as renting with another man!Yin Shu comforted himself, and his irritability made him button the blanket covering his legs.

"Ugly words first, I hope you don't like me." Song Qi saw Yin Shu's little move, hesitated for a moment, and opened his mouth.

Who likes who? ?

"Song Qi, are you a fucking narcissist? Even a smart housekeeper is more considerate and careful than you, and you don't even open your mouth to hate me. You can't even compare to a smart housekeeper, and you still think that I will like you?"

"Be sober, see that the sun is about to set, and your daydream should wake up!"

Yin Shu vented all his anger after holding back for a long time. After speaking, he pressed the automatic operation of the wheelchair, skipped the cardboard box blocking the way, and directly unlocked the door with his fingerprints, shutting a self-righteous person out of the door.

Ah?I see how you get in.

"The number 0216 smart housekeeper has been successfully upgraded, and some functions have been reset. If necessary, please ask the owner to set it again."

"The boyfriend assigned to the master has arrived at the door."

"The fingerprint scan was successful and the door has been opened."

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[The author has something to say]: After wearing earphones for a long time, the joints are pressed.It hurt so much that my wisdom teeth were swollen...It was finally healed, and it hurt again after eating peanuts at noon...