After wearing a mermaid, I was assigned an old attack

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, Yin Shu buried his head in Song Qi's arms, acting like a turtle.

Time passed bit by bit, but the two of them seemed to be paused.

Gradually, Yin Shu couldn't control this disappointing tail, and the tail around Song Qi's thigh slowly fell down. Just when Yin Shu let go of his tail and was about to fall, Song Qi finally let go of his raised hands. Holding Yin Shu's tail, the coldness of the tentacles brought Song Qi back to his senses.

"Maybe it's time for your smart butler to be scrapped."

"What... mean?" Yin Shu still lowered his head, he didn't think Song Qi was such a talkative person.

"If you are stupid for another 10 minutes, you don't even need to sign the agreement, because your whole fish will freeze to death."

Yin Shu couldn't see Song Qi's expression, but he could hear a trace of regret in this man's tone, as if he wished for his death.

A cold-blooded capitalist, Yin Shu muttered to himself, but he heard Song Qi order the housekeeper to send him to take a bath.

The smart butler pushed a wheelchair over, Song Qi let him sit down, dusted off his clothes, and left without hesitation stroking the creases on his shirt that were crumpled by Yin Shu.

Yin Shu, who was pushed into the bathroom by the smart housekeeper again, finally understood why there was a pool half the size of a swimming pool in the bathroom.

The pool was filled with hot water, and there were clean bath towels and a pile of bottles and cans beside it. Yin Shu pulled him down the pool, and the moment he soaked in the hot water, the whole fish was born again.

The tail wrapped in hot water is like a hole in the frozen river in winter. The frozen water melts little by little, and the tail can move!

The wonderful feeling of swinging the tail made Yin Shu feel novel. With the swing of the tail, the crystal clear tail fin stretched out with the water flow.If the tail didn't grow on her body, Yin Shu thought it would still be pretty.

The bath smells so good.

Yin Shu came out of the bathroom with a warm body, and the smart butler immediately came over and dried his hair automatically.Yin Shu originally had short hair, but now he has long hair, which he can't accept. He was originally feminine, but now with long hair, he looks like a big lady in women's clothing.

"Can you cut your hair?" Yin Shu saw that the smart housekeeper has many functions, so he tried to ask.

"Received the instruction to make an appointment for the owner to come to the hairdresser for tomorrow."

Once a person is comfortable and warm, he tends to get sleepy. Yin Shu let the housekeeper blow hot air on his hair, took a breath, and fell asleep unconsciously with his eyes closed.

Woke up again, looking at the roof for a moment, Yin Shu thought it was her home.When his thoughts came back, he stretched out his hand to touch his leg, and it was the greasy touch of fish scales.

I didn't have time to solve the problem of this tail yesterday, and now I have to face it.

Smart furniture is installed in the bedroom. Yin Shu unlocked the bedside drawer with her fingerprints. The things inside were piled up in a mess, mostly small bottles and cans. Yin Shu searched for a long time and found it from the innermost part of the drawer. A book the size of a palm, squeezed into a distorted shape.

The mermaid manual is written on the book, which is exactly what Yin Shu needs now.

At the same time, Song Qi on the other side had just finished a negotiation, his dark eyes were clear, and there was no sign of fatigue.On the other hand, the opposite family who came out with him, the middle-aged man's hair on the sideburns was sticking to his face with sweat, his back was straightened as if he was standing upright, but his eyes lost the shrewdness when he first came.

"Congratulations to Mr. Xiaofeng for making a big deal again. Don't even think about running away from this meal tonight." Sweeping the expressions of the two groups of people, Wang Ke, who was leaning on someone else's desk drinking coffee, smiled at the A fake smile greeted him.

"Don't call me that outside." After earning money, Song Qi was in a good mood. He didn't care about his friend calling him by his nickname, but just glanced lightly in his eyes as a warning, "You can pick whatever you want at night, and put it on my account."

As soon as Wang Ke heard that he was excited, he stopped drinking the coffee and put it aside.

"I didn't hear you say that you have other things to do today. Could it be that you want to abandon me to have fun alone? Don't forget that you have an unmarried little mermaid now."

It was inconvenient for the company to discuss personal matters, so Wang Ke got on the new car that Song Qi had just bought and insisted on asking him to give an answer.

"The plane at twelve o'clock, there is a temporary order."

"Is this my point?" Wang Ke raised the baffle in the car to prevent the driver from hearing, "I just want to ask you if the prenuptial agreement has been resolved?"

"Don't speak too harshly when the time comes, or you will frighten that little mermaid. He didn't do anything wrong. You should have a better attitude." Wang Ke knew that Song Qi didn't like the mermaid, and he was afraid that he would be too tough and scare the mermaid. If something goes wrong, it will be difficult to explain to the Mermaid Association.

"How about I talk about it for you? My face is more relative."

"..." Song Qi glanced at Wang Ke's hypocritical face in distaste. How could this man have any confidence?

"It's late, he signed it yesterday."

Wang Ke looked at the photo of the agreement in Song Qi's mobile phone, looked deeply at Song Qi, and opened his mouth.

"That little mermaid, is everything okay?"

"He's fine." Just as Song Qi finished speaking, the phone popped out of a window.

[Mermaid Association: The Mermaid Association reminds that your female mermaid has scheduled a door-to-door haircut at [-]:[-] p.m. Please have your guardian accompany the female mermaid who is alone at home within the specified time to prevent accidents. I wish you and your female mermaid a happy life. 】

"Does your face hurt?" Wang Ke gloated, "It seems that I can only negotiate that business for you."

Seeing that the car was almost driving to the airport, Song Qi had no choice but to tell the driver to turn around, and by the way left Wang Ke who was trying to grab business from him next to him on the desolate roadside.

"Get your driver to go."

Wang Ke raised his middle finger towards the far away car.

Yin Shu, who didn't know about it, was lying on the sofa with dull eyes, staring at the floor tiles in a trance, listless.Even half of his tail was touching the floor tiles, and the cold air from the ground penetrated directly into his body, and he didn't move.

This was the scene that Song Qi saw when he entered the door. His pupils trembled, and he almost thought that Yin Shu would commit suicide because of the stimulation.

"Yin Shu!" Song Qi shouted sharply.

"Oh." Yin Shu didn't even bother to lift his head, and replied half-deadly.

He didn't care about kissing the fish tail, anyway, it wasn't the first time we met, Song Qi quickly stepped forward and hugged Yin Shu's half tail from the ground to the sofa, then took off his coat and covered the coat that still had his body temperature on it. On that cold and stiff tail.

"sick?"

Yin Shu didn't speak.

"You pretended to be free and easy yesterday, why don't you pretend now?" Song Qi recalled asking Yin Shu if he liked anyone, and Yin Shu replied that he liked him.Because Yin Shu's signature was too decisive, Song Qi didn't take it seriously. Now he suddenly realized that Yin Shu might be real, but he just acted like that on purpose to attract his attention.

"Even if you torture yourself, I won't like you." After Song Qi finished speaking sternly, the mermaid still didn't respond.

"You should be very clear that the adult fish is very weak during the period when it enters maturity. If you continue like this, you will really die."

Yin Shu didn't even bother to open his mouth anymore, he hummed lukewarmly and continued to paralyze.

After Yin Shu read the mermaid manual, he doesn't want to think about anything now.It doesn't matter if you cross time, it doesn't matter if you become a mermaid.But why is he a female mermaid?The kind of female mermaid who can only be with men?And female mermaids can actually conceive cubs!

Yin Shu, a straight man who has never even had a first love, wished he could hit the wall and commit suicide. He couldn't fall in love with a girl, and he wanted to be a single dog for the rest of his life.

Thinking of Yin Shu's first love, cute and pure, he picks up his girl to and from school every day, but the girl actually told him that she agreed to pick him up just to help her brother who likes him.

Although it hurts that the girl doesn't like him and is still missed by men, Yin Shu can comfort herself that there is always a flower that will be hers in such a big world, but now?

He doesn't even have the qualification to pick flowers, only to be picked!

Seeing Yin Shu's self-abandonment, Song Qi's only patience was gone, and he lifted Yin Shu from the sofa with a slightly rough movement, fixed it on the pink wheelchair beside him, and pushed the wheelchair to send Yin Shu into the bathroom.

Before it was time to take a bath, the pool in the bathroom was empty. Song Qi tapped the panel beside the pool, and steaming hot water began to pour out around the pool wall. Seeing that the pool was half full, Song Qi held Yin Shu in his arms. He threw it into the pool.

Song Qi's angry movements caused Yin Shu's tail to hit the wall of the pool, which made Yin Shu feel the pain of kicking the wall with his toes, and immediately wailed, his eyes were red, and his face was painful and he was about to cry crying.

Song Qi hated crying mermaids the most. A certain image flashed in his mind, and the lingering mist couldn't cover up the low air pressure around him.

Yin Shu was annoyed, his tail was hurting, and when he raised his head, Song Qi was pulled like [-] million, and immediately became upset.

"Are you sick? You hate me so much, why do you care about me?"

"If I die, you will be free. Isn't that what you want?"

While talking, Yin Shu crawled out of the pool, and suddenly a smell of tobacco entered the tip of his nose, and then his hand holding the table was grabbed.

"I, Song Qi, will not deprive others of their lives for my own freedom." Song Qi knelt by the pool, speaking every single word, with black eyes without a trace of variegation showing a lot of things that Yin Shu didn't understand. Looking at him emotionally.

Song Qi's hand was very strong, and Yin Shu's hand that was held by him began to feel numb. This kind of sore and painful numbness dragged his heart along his arm.

Yin Shu cried out aggrievedly in pain.

"Soak well." The heaviness in Song Qi's eyes faded immediately, he let go of Yin Shu's hand, got up and left.

The bathroom door was closed, Yin Shu froze for two seconds and blushed, not knowing whether it was from shame or anger.

"How the hell am I acting like a baby to Song Qi???"

[The author has something to say]: Yin Shu: Is this a fucking human life?

Song Qi: You are a fish.

Yin Shu: You talk too much!