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"Do you want to take a look?" Bichon asked.

"No!" Lin Bai really wanted to go just now, but when he saw Bichon Frize's curious look, he shook his head decisively and pulled him back; "Go, let's go to your room to play, probably Wizard Hai wants to hunt by himself, there is nothing to see .”

Bichon Frize was dragged away by him, Lin Bai watched him not allowing him to go out, and even took out the fairy tale book in his backpack and told him two short stories.

It wasn't until he was hungry that Wizard Hai came over and knocked on the door with a dark face, and then Lin Bai stopped talking until his mouth was dry.

"Have you dealt with it? I want to eat, I'm so hungry." Lin Bai calculated that he had been talking for at least an hour just now, and the chicken in the morning had been consumed.

"Bichon's food." The sea wizard handed the cod snatched from Merk behind him to the little mermaid in the room.

Lin Bai looked at the white cod, and still remembered that its meat was tender and sweet, better than chicken. The little mermaid looked at the fish eagerly, "I want to eat it too."

"I'm breaking up with Lin Bai!" Bichon Frize performed a miracle vigorously, grabbing the cod's mouth with both hands, one forcefully tore it into two halves, and the next second the half was stuffed into Lin Bai's arms.

Lin Bai: "!!!"

"Lin Bai has other food, this is for you." The sea wizard made a rescue in time, returned the half-torn fish to Bichon Frize, and then pulled the other one out.

Lin Bai rubbed the blood that was stained on his body just now, his face wrinkled into a bitter gourd look; "Do you have a store in the sea where you can buy clothes, I really can't wear this dress anymore."

The sea water can't even be washed clean, the cod just now had blood all over his clothes.

"You don't have to wear it."

The other mermaids in Mermaid City are all topless.

"That won't work, it feels weird to be naked." Lin Bai covered his upper body with his hands and shook his head vigorously. He didn't have the habit of showing others naked every day.

The sea wizard pulled him into the Sea God Temple, and Merck had already prepared things. A small sea snail the size of a palm was emptied of the snail inside, leaving only a shell on the table.

The sea wizard pulled the person to the table, pointed at that thing: "Blow it up."

"What are you bragging about? Are you going to catch fish here?"

Lin Bai didn't understand why he sat down, picked up the small sea snail, put it to his mouth and took a deep breath, the two humans in the room stared at him motionlessly.

The person who was about to blow had a cunning flash in his eyes, put down the sea snail he was holding, and said with a smile: "Suddenly I don't want to blow anymore, I always feel that it's not a good thing."

"How could it be? This is a toy. I just made it. Play it to see if it makes any sound." Merck was a little nervous, and quickly explained.

"Oh, then it's the same when I have time." Lin Bai nodded understandingly after listening to his explanation, but still didn't intend to blow about the sea snail.

"Lin Bai, blow him." Wizard Hai warned with his eyes.

The threatened little mermaid spread her hands, let go of the rogue sea snail's hands and leaned back on the ground, "No, unless you tell me the reason."

Just now, he ran away perfectly and sent all the mermaids back to the city. Something must have happened.

Merck looked at the little mermaid, and then at the sea wizard beside him, "Why don't you tell him, anyway, he will definitely know about it."

"You blew too loudly just now, which attracted many other groups, and now these fish come to court."

Lin Bai quickly picked up his backpack, got up from the ground and walked out with hands and feet together: "Excuse me, I will go back to my room and bury myself!!!"

Wizard Hai didn't move. He watched the figure stop after walking to the door. Gritting his teeth, he turned around and stared at him. "You mermaids just whistle to court, isn't it a bit too casual?"

"Sea snails have always been used for hunting sounds, but the sound you just made was courtship."

Merck quietly raised his hand: "Being a partner with a mermaid has always been the thing that other races in the sea want to do most. You howled suddenly just now. For other races, it means that you want to find someone. Any race is fine."

Lin Bai wanted to cry again, he turned around when he walked to the door, picked up the sea snail on the table in a self-defeating manner, and asked angrily; "Blow it, and then, what do you want me to do?"

"Change your voice, teach you the correct way to play, those fish will come to the city tomorrow to find you, no matter who you are, you will say that you did not play yesterday."

"Of course, if you fancy a fish, just blow it to the other party." Merck smiled evilly, "Come on, try blowing it quickly."

Lin Bai rolled his eyes at him, raised the sea snail and turned around, with his back to the two of them, took a deep breath and blew it again.

"Woo... Yo..." The shrunken sea snail breathed out in one breath, and the sound it made was much smaller, but it sounded the same as before, and Lin Bai didn't think at all when he heard the sound.

It was almost like a whistle, after Lin Bai finished blowing, he turned to look at the two people: "How is it, is there any difference?"

The two humans beside the table shook their heads in unison: "No change."

The sea wizard walked up to him, picked up the sea snail, and put it to his mouth; "See clearly."

A clear and pleasant voice came from that small tool. Lin Bai raised his head and looked at the person holding the sea snail in front of him. For the first time, he knew what gap is.

If the whistle he blew just now was at the level of a passer-by, then this whistler was at the hall level.

"See clearly." Wizard Hai finished playing the song and asked him to try again.

The sea snail returned to Lin Bai, and the little mermaid shook her head in embarrassment; "I didn't see it clearly at all."

It seems that everyone is blowing with their mouths open, but others blew out sweet songs, and he blew out courtship...

Lin Bai couldn't look directly at the sea snail.

Merck sat not far away, quietly took out the flagon, took a big sip before coming over, and pointed at Lin Bai with his shoulders on Wizard Hai: "If you teach him like this, you won't be able to learn it in your next life. let me."

"Have you been drinking?" Sea Wizard frowned as he smelled the alcohol in the water.

The hand holding the jug silently moved away from his shoulder: "Just a little bit, it won't affect the teaching..."

The little mermaid rested her chin on her hands and watched Merck being kicked out, and the jug full of wine was also confiscated.

Outside the door, Merck was weeping and wanted to return his flagon. He had been confiscated by the sea wizard for more than a dozen flagons in just three days. This was the last flagon on him, and it was confiscated again. Next time I go ashore, I will carry seaweed on my back to cheat wine!

Fish life is difficult.

Inside the door, Lin Bai looked at the wine jug on the table, pursed his lips, and wondered if the taste was the same as the wine he had drunk before. After a few seconds, he picked up the wine jug with one hand without restraint. , raised his head and secretly took a sip.

The pungent, rich smell of rice wine rolls from the tip of the tongue to the throat to the stomach, all the way to the heart, liver and lungs, and every inch of it is full of hot air.

After the sea wizard cleaned up Merck, he went back to the Sea God Temple and saw the little mermaid who was sitting by the table before he went in, lying on the table.

The sea water in the hall is mixed with the smell of alcohol, the wine jug on the table has been opened and dumped on the table, the little mermaid lying on the table has a blushing face, and when she hears the footsteps, she moves her tail in a daze and turns to think See each other's appearance clearly.

"You're back, do you still want to teach me?" Lin Bai propped his hands on the table, grabbed the little sea snail in a daze, and held it to his lips, wanting to blow.

The sea wizard sat across from him, with his arms folded on his chest, watching him hold up the snail shell expressionlessly, blowing an out-of-tune courtship tone.

After blowing for a while, Lin Bai looked expectantly at the person opposite; "How is it? Have you made progress?"

"Well, it's turned into grain debt and begging for dissatisfaction." It's also his skill to blow out such an effect on a hunting tool.

Wizard Hai nodded perfunctorily, motioning for him to continue blowing.

The mermaid, who poured a cup, was so dizzy that he took the other party's words as compliments, and smiled and blew another paragraph with the sea snail.

"Now? Is it better, the one that can catch sharks!"

The one-meter-wide table separated the two people. Lin Bai held the sea snail and looked at the opposite person eagerly, expecting his reply.

The person who was one meter away stood up, walked around the table, squatted down in front of him, took the sea snail from his hand, pinched his chin and looked up into his eyes: "Who am I?"

Lin Bai blinked, "Master Hai." He was not blind.

"Very well, it seems that you are not completely drunk." Pressing a finger on his lips, "Open."

Lin Bai opened his mouth subconsciously, stretched out his slender and slightly cool fingers, and pressed on the tip of his tongue: "Don't move while blowing here."

That finger pressed on the tip of his tongue, and pressed it a little harder, and the sea snail was released back, "Blow."

Lin Bai's chest was exerted, and the breath came into his mouth, and the tip of his tongue instinctively lifted up to wrap around the finger, and the tongue knotted and made a sound "Goo..."

A brief, strange sound came from the sea snail.

The little mermaid, who was holding onto the table and was about to fall, turned her head away dissatisfied, and kept away from that finger: "I don't want to learn anymore."

Feeling weird, Lin Bai supported his dizzy head, stood up and wanted to leave.

Before he took two steps, he was pulled back and pushed back: "If you don't learn, you will wait to marry other fish tomorrow. Do you know how many fish are waiting to see you outside the mermaid city?"

"They saw me, and I don't want to marry either." Lin Bai pushed his palm away from his shoulder, and hiccupped: "But I can marry!"

After marrying back, pack everything up and ship it to a seafood store to see who dares to fall in love with him!

"Woooooo..." Lin Bai shook his head, desperately pushing the two fingers that suddenly protruded in with the tip of his tongue, "Bastard!"

This night, Lin Bai's fish life was extremely tormented. At dawn, the sea snail had been thrown into the sand by the new owner angrily, buried one meter deep.

He was the only one left in the Sea God Temple, and the sea wizard disappeared without a trace.

When Lin Bai woke up, he saw the beef breakfast on the table. Thinking of what happened last night, he wanted to overturn the table.

After holding onto the edge of the table with his fingers for a long time, he was still unwilling to waste food.

The sliced ​​[-]A wagyu beef melted in the mouth, Lin Bai rolled his tongue around the beef, inexplicably thinking of the teaching last night, "Gai Ligai is angry, am I crooked?"

Impossible, Lin Bai took out his backpack, fished out his mobile phone from a group of small blue fish, and opened his photo album after turning it on, "I remember that the system screen saver always recommended some pictures of beauties to me."

Lin Bai searched around in the photo album, found those screensaver pictures that the system had automatically updated before, and started to read from the first one.

After reading almost fifty pictures, Lin Bai "clicked." He put the phone upside down on the table, looked up at the huge mermaid statue in the Sea God Temple: "It's over, I don't seem to feel it."

The mermaid statue stared blankly at him.

Lin Bai looked at him for a while, then picked up the phone: "Then let me look at the man."

This time it was more difficult. Apart from his own photos in his phone, even the system didn't recommend a few photos of handsome guys to him. Lin Bai managed to find a few photos of himself and his male colleagues.

Then with a pair of cat eyes open, he looked at his colleague's unshaven beard and the appearance of dark circles under his eyes. Lin Bai looked left and right, looked forward, "No response, did I think too much?"

This face, no matter how you look at it, doesn't look like your heart is beating faster.

Lin Bai put the phone back into his backpack, and got the result, "It must be because I haven't met anyone I really like, so I don't feel it!"

After entering university, Lao Lin had to test his self-reliance ability, let him work part-time all the time, and after graduation, he was busy running back and forth between the company and the publisher. Lin Bai still didn't know what it was like to like someone.

He put down his cell phone, put on his backpack and came out of the Sea God Temple. Dozens of big fish with fish upper body were wandering on the central avenue under the huge flat steps.

In front of each mermaid, there are several enthusiastic other fishes around.

As soon as Lin Bai appeared on the stage, a long fish with black and white spots swam up in front of him and greeted him with its sharp white teeth: "Hi, little mermaid, my name is Bu Fan, I am 32 years old and I live in Xibei Bay." , five hundred miles of sea are mine, what's your name?"

Lin Bai opened his mouth, revealing a mouthful of neither sharp nor long teeth, with an awkward smile: "Hello, my name is Lin Bai."

Why does the fish talk here smell like a blind date, and people who listen to it are drunk.

Bu Fan didn't care about his unenthusiastic attitude at all, and he spat out a beautiful rainbow-colored shell and pushed it to him: "You mermaids rarely want to find a partner from outside. After hearing the news yesterday, I went ashore to find someone for you. Yours, it's not as pretty as your tail, but it's all I can find in such a hurry."

The little mermaid took a step back, a bit reluctant to accept this kind of gift that he didn't know whether he put it in his mouth or elsewhere.

He also felt that he couldn’t embarrass the mermaid, so he opened his backpack, grabbed a small blue fish and handed it to the other person’s teeth: “Forget about shells, I’m already tired of looking at this tail every day, this is a gift in return, you can give it up.” , I won't like you."

He really has no interest in being a fish! ! !

Bu Fan opened his mouth wide and swallowed the little blue fish in one gulp: "It's okay, I haven't fallen in love with you yet, but if I can find a mermaid as a partner, my brothers will definitely worship me crazily, so you should think about it."

Consider shit!Lin Bai muttered all the swear words he knew in his mouth upside down: "You've been doing it for a long time just to show off, and you still want to find a partner just like that, I wish you alone, thank you!"

"You mermaids are really good-looking, and so are the sea wizards!" Bu Fan didn't realize that the little mermaid was cursing him in his heart. After eating the blue fish, he caught a glimpse of the sea wizard in black robe not far away, and patted him with his tail. Pat the little mermaid next to him; "Do you sea wizards accept courtship? What kind of fish does he like? Do you think I have a chance?"

Lin Bai looked him up and down, holding his chin and thinking seriously: "Wizard Hai, he likes huge ones, the bigger the better, the kind that can make him dance on his tongue when he opens his mouth, your size It's a little small, maybe it won't work."

Bu Fan was shocked, and looked at the sea wizard who was less than two meters tall in disbelief; "Your sea wizard has such a strong taste, how can he be so small."