my robot boyfriend

That day, the reason why I lay on the grass in the green belt in broad daylight and passed out until I was woken up by him was indeed because I fell from the fourth floor.

Of course not seeking death.

When I was ignorant and desperate a few years ago, I tried to take a leap, but the result was that I fell to pieces but did not die. After that, I still had to be dragged by a garbage truck to the waste station to be burned and smashed again.

Therefore, it is impossible for me to do this kind of superfluous thing again.

I fell this time because of a bird.

Long story.

……

As the shopping guide and customer service robot of AN-X, I am as busy as ever today.

It was close to three o'clock in the afternoon, and just after taking a guest to pay the bill, he received another application from the welcoming beauty Eva.He said that he was bringing two guests up from the transparent conveyor belt on the front of the large viewing platform, and asked me to rush to the platform as soon as possible to stand by.

When I got to the platform, the guests hadn't arrived yet.A colorful thing happened to pass by slowly, the moment I saw it, I thought it was a colorful carp banner floating across the sky under a clear sky——

But it was a living thing.

It is a pet phoenix flying against the wind with great difficulty. (A product of genetic engineering in the 26th century)

Its tail is so long that according to the direction of flight, it will be completely rolled into the passenger conveyor belt below in a few seconds.

……

When he reacted, his body had already crossed the railing.

Ling Kong grabbed the phoenix's wings and threw it onto the platform forcefully.He smashed it down heavily.

Below the platform is a large area of ​​carefully planted green belt. I only remember a sharp pain, and everything after that suddenly fell into darkness.

After waking up, it was true that the entire right arm, clothes and skin were scratched by barbs and branches.

One of the benefits of being an AI is that the "pain" doesn't last.

Being set will hurt a bit, just to let us clearly realize that the body has been damaged, so we can remember to carry out subsequent repairs and maintenance.

And residual pain has no meaning, so we don't experience long-term physical pain after injury like humans.

The bones and internal organs of artificial intelligence are completely designed to mimic human beings.It's just that our bones are made of synthetic steel, and our internal organs are also made of polymer materials that are extremely difficult to split, and the height of a four-story building will not be damaged.

As for the system—although All Black crashed for a while, it didn't seem to have any particularly big bugs.

It's just why she slept on someone else's lap...

……

Slowly propped up from the man's lap, but he jumped up one step ahead of me.After buttoning the black windbreaker, I even reached out and gave me a steady hand.

"...Thank you."

It would be a lie to say that he was not flattered.

How can human beings take such care of robots, especially cheap robots that are not in their own home?

Not to mention being a customer service robot, I haven't encountered it in the past two years.

Never even heard of it!

not to mention……

I looked around.The grass stretches out, and the inner three floors and the outer three floors are all green belts.

There are no entrances and exits, let alone sidewalks.He couldn't have happened to be passing by.Unless it's just for me.

But, specially for me?

……

In this era, seeing a cheap mobile phone falling from upstairs should, for the vast majority of human beings, have no inevitable difference in perception from seeing a tattered empty cardboard box falling from upstairs.

"Oh, so what if the worthless things fall?"

Someone shouldn't be stepping across dense thorny undergrowth to keep a cheap robot alive or dead.What's more, he let me sleep on his lap, which made his knees and calves covered with mud.

And... I clearly remember falling on a thorny bush, but now I'm lying in the middle of the soft grass——

Could it be that he also moved me here?

"..."

Looking down, his slender hands were covered with many small red swellings and bloodstains scratched by sharp thorns.

I am completely at a loss.

……

"I said, are you all right? It's only four floors, so it shouldn't be broken~"

Magnetic coda, with some lazy uninhibited.

Following the prestige, I discovered that there were actually two figures outside the green belt obliquely behind.

The blond-haired woman, with the phoenix I just rescued standing on her shoulder shaking her head, is the welcoming beauty Eva who told me to go to the platform to wait.

Beside her, there was a tall human male standing with his hands behind his back.

A casual striped hoodie with slightly longer chestnut-colored hair.The messy hair covered half of the handsome side face—and on the other half of the exposed cheek, there was a tattoo of a red dewdrop rose flamboyantly.

Seeing us looking over, he stretched out his arms, and looked at the man next to me with a smile in the posture of "come and hug".

"Chen Weiwei, are you all right? Did you get stabbed? Come out and show me!"

Chen Wei.

I decisively captured the point.

While remembering the name carefully, he also secretly speculated about the relationship between him and that rosy-faced man.

Could it be... a couple?

……

In this era, there are many human beings who buy robots as "lover". There are not a few people who hold hands with artificial intelligence lovers intimately on the street, and kiss and hug at every turn.

But most of them don't believe that we really have independent minds or souls.

They would spend money to buy us back and play the kind of intimacy games that only lovers can play, just because human beings generally need a "perfect lover" who is good-looking and well-behaved, who will not quarrel or betray, indulge them unconditionally, and obey them absolutely .

However, such a perfect lover does not exist in reality.

Artificial intelligence is always just a compromise product of human beings deceiving themselves in unsatisfactory situations.

Once someone can find their "ideal lover" among real humans, there is absolutely no point in wasting time on boring robots.

……

The rose-faced man outside the green space was tall, handsome, and his smiling eyes were obviously charming.

It's just that the man named Chen Wei next to me is really calm.

Shaking his head to indicate that it was okay, he turned a blind eye to the other party's enthusiastically stretched hugging hands.

Seriously, it really matches, doesn't it?

Mr. Yu is enthusiastic and Mr. calm and indifferent, just the kind that complement each other.

In such an era full of all kinds of "substitutes" that are both real and illusory, it is definitely a blessing to be able to find a lover with a suitable personality, right?

Ah.

I suddenly found that I couldn't bless myself.That's funny.

it's so funny.Because of the current mood, after explaining it through all the search engines, the results that pop up are unanimously bold "jealousy".

...God.

Strange enough that I used to secretly envy other robots when I was around my master!

Normal artificial intelligence will never have the so-called "jealousy"—for example, Bai Mo, he has never been jealous of me who came from behind.

【We all exist for the happiness of our master.Your appearance has made the master happier. Of course I am happier than anything else, and I sincerely welcome you to be a part of our family. 】

When he said these words with a friendly face back then, the word "hypocrisy" flashed like a police light in my heart.

So much so that for a long time after that, they were more or less wary of him.

But with the passage of time, it finally proved that everything was just me judging the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.Bai Mo really doesn't understand what jealousy is. During the days we spend together, he treats his master the same, but he always remembers to buy me my favorite matcha red bean cake, and makes a cup of my favorite mint tea every afternoon.

Mingming, like me, loves and cherishes our only master seriously.

But he never fights or grabs, and doesn't mind sharing his love with others.

I really don't know how he did it.

I really don't know how thousands of artificial intelligence like Bai Mo can do it.

……

Of course, I am the outlier, and I know that.

Possessiveness, jealousy, all kinds of weird dark psychology and many other thoughts that should not be had, I have never seen these in other robots.

Not to mention, being jealous of other robots is all right——

Now, I actually started to envy human beings?

It must have been broken somewhere just now, right?It's just ridiculous, unbelievable!

The author has something to say: When writing the attacking perspective, there were too many inner dramas...

However, he is really calm from the angle of view.

Acknowledgement

@Into the big wet and tight chrysanthemum