my robot boyfriend

"It's almost there."

With a proud expression on his face, he stood on tiptoe and patted the top of the archangel's head like a dog.And I only had time to use my still intact hand to tightly hug Chen Wei's waist.

"Let it go, let it go! Don't stop me! You bastard—what a bloody kind!"

"No, guest, calm down!"

"What don't you want? Let go! Just bully me, whoever bullies me? See if I don't kill them today! Fuck——"

……

I think he probably didn't realize what he said himself either.

The feeling at that moment, really, even if it destroyed me immediately, I have no complaints.

Even if it's just his indiscriminate words in a hurry.

I don't know Chen Wei well. Although I have said a few words, I don't know what kind of person he is.Looking at his manic anger at the moment, I also thought that maybe the calm and cold demeanor before was just an illusion, maybe he was such a violent and quick-tempered person in the first place.

Even so, I am content to be able to do it for me, even just once.

……

"This speed... is against the sky! Which company is your work? How much is it? It's really powerful! I want one too!"

Lu Lin deserved to be the best bad friend, he didn't care about Chen Wei's rage at all, and just stared at the golden-winged archangel drooling.

"Oh, oh, what's going on, what's going on! Two guests, let's have a talk!"

The beautiful shop assistants who had been scattered from the very beginning of the dispute finally returned, surrounded by the AN-X sales manager in a neat suit.With a peaceful smile on his face, the manager raised his hands and squeezed between the two groups of people.

***

"I've seen all the monitoring and asked about it. Who bumped into whom and who was looking for faults? Let's see it for all to see, right?"

The sky outside the window gradually darkened.

Lu Lin reached out to the cream melon seeds in the small tea tray on the tea table next to him, licking his face with disgust.

In the surveillance video, it is clear that I did not move at the same spot, and it was the slack-eyed young man who bumped into me without looking at the road.

But even though the facts were clear, the manager seemed to be afraid of the identity of that person, and still hesitated.

"Ah——I'll just say it! I've seen you look familiar since just now!"

Diao Shaoyan has been frowning and staring at Lu Lin since just now, and now he finally thought of something: "Aren't you the young master of Risheng Group! That Lu, Lu what?"

"Lu Lin."

"Yes! It's you! Heh, you really dare to admit it! Do you know who I am?"

Lu Lin was not like Chen Wei before, he didn't give him face at all: "I would like to hear more about it."

"Heh, you've finally heard of the name Cheng Zhengye, right?"

"Director of the Anti-monopoly Department of the Ministry of Commerce?" Lu Lin looked him up and down, "Oh, I didn't expect you to be so young and promising, I'm sorry!"

"Cheng Zhengye is, it's my father!"

I finally understand why the manager is afraid of this sloppy eye.

The Anti-Monopoly Department of the Ministry of Commerce has jurisdiction over all kinds of large enterprises across the country. It is a department that abuses its power and is extremely difficult to deal with. AN-X, as the industry leader in the artificial intelligence retail industry, has always been the "key concern" of the anti-monopoly department. It is dormant under its claws and cannot be offended.

"Heh, just wait for me! I'm going back today and I'm going to ask my father to check your Risheng Group carefully. Heh, I don't believe it. There will be no problems at all?"

"I didn't care after watching the video, and started to use my father's official position to oppress others?" Lu Lin rolled his eyes.

"Today's problem is not at all who bumped into whom, okay? It's you -- you two instigated the robot to hurt people! This is a felony! Just wait, I'll have my lawyer sue you, when the time comes not only This junk will be destroyed, and both of you will go to jail!"

"Hey, hey, you sue us? When everyone here is blind?"

Lu Lin pointed to Chen Wei who was still bleeding, and stretched out his hand to grab my shattered arm: "The victim is obviously us, so it would be nice not to sue you instead!"

The cut on the arm was pulled by him, and the rupture became more ferocious.

"Lu Lin, what are you doing! Hands are cheap?"

"Huh? Don't be so overprotective, right?"

Chen Wei looked like he was facing an enemy, and pulled me away from Lu Lin to keep a safe distance away, covering my wound with both hands.

A layer of warmth enveloped the cracked place.In fact, I really want to tell him that I will not be in pain.

However, he didn't want him to take his hand away so quickly.

"Poor ghosts can't bear it~" Diao Shaoyan sneered angrily, "To be honest, the family house might be auctioned off in the end because of a broken robot?"

"His hand." Chen Wei looked unhappy, "If you don't give an explanation today, don't think about leaving here easily."

"Okay~ You're fucking with me, right? Good! Anyway, I'm free today, so I'm not afraid to spend time with you! The police will come over later. Let's settle this matter thoroughly today, and see if it's Ben Can't the young master leave, or can't you guys leave?"

……

……

"Lu Lin, I found out that black hearts don't distinguish between eras."

"Well, money can turn ghosts around. It's like this in every era, normal, normal!"

In less than half an hour, the police officer came up to the 35th floor from the elevator.

Followed by a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes, claiming to be the lawyer of the sloppy young man.

From the protracted and boring hologram interrogation process that was repeated afterwards, as well as the obvious bias in the police officers' interviews and records, it has been fully demonstrated that it is definitely not a coincidence that these two people entered the door together.

It was obvious what a dirty consensus had been reached.

"Look, look! I told you to dress better before going out today, don't you believe it? You have several Iverson trench coats on that guy, and you have several at home. If you wear one too, little The police may not dare to bully people so unscrupulously."

"Aren't you the same? Which day is not the cover of Paris Fashion Week? What's going on today?"

"Doesn't it mean that I know that as long as I'm with you, nothing good will happen? The clothes are not too expensive, and I don't feel bad if something happens to break them. Look, it's really not good, right?"

"Hey! You two! What are you whispering about!"

"Police officer~ There is no rule against whispering!" Lu Lin spread his hands, "The two of us are not criminals, and this is not a police station, so we are not breaking the law, right?"

"Not a prisoner? How dare you say it! My hand is so badly injured that I can't even lift it up now!" Diao Shaoyan bent his eyes, with a triumphant look of contempt on his face, "Officer, the one who instigated the robot to cause injury~ At least three months, right?"

"Both of you, occupation?" The policeman continued to record and record the video with a shadowless screen without raising his eyelids.

"They are all students," Lu Lin smiled, "Royal Institute of Technology."

"University Department?"

"Yes. I'm 20 years old," Lu Lin pointed at Chen Wei, "he's a little older than me."

"Since they are all adults, don't you know that instigating artificial intelligence to harm humans is a crime?"

"Who instigated who?" Lu Lin muttered.

"Without instigation, can your robots still take the initiative to hurt people? That is to say, because you are still students, if you agree to bear the compensation and make a public apology, you can consider not notifying your school. Think about it, this But think about your future!"

The police officer's eyes were bright, and he pushed the shadowless screen full of legal provisions over the air: "If you think about it clearly, quickly record your fingerprints on the confession!"

"What should I do?" Lu Lin turned his head and blinked at Chen Wei.

"I don't care." Chen Wei took the Shadowless Screen, "Anyway, I've graduated from college once."

"Ahhh! Then you don't care about my life? I'm not like a high-achieving student like you. If my father didn't use credit cards as bait, how could I be admitted to such a glorious school? If I drop out, my father Killing me is a small matter, and freezing my card, life is really hard to live! At that time, I have to go to your house to eat and live with you!"

"However, if you are imprisoned for the crime of abetting, you will also be punished economically by Uncle Lu."

"That's... that's right. Hey, will you support me when I'm starved of food? I'm going to bring fifteen of my little lovers to live in your house!"

The two of them just talked to each other like this.From the beginning to the end, no one thought of putting the responsibility for the whole thing on my head.

……

"I'm sorry, Mr. Police Officer. The hurtful behavior just now was completely out of voluntary will, and was not instructed or instigated by anyone. Therefore, please allow me to deal with all the consequences..."

Before he finished speaking, he was completely covered back.

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

I'm not talking nonsense, am I?All are facts.

Although I probably understand his intention of winking at me at the moment-a robot without an owner is like a stray dog ​​bullied on the street in this era, and is hardly protected by any laws and regulations.

Anyway, he can justifiably protect me if others mistakenly think it belongs to his family like just now.

But how can I let him protect me?

Cheng Zhengye, the director of the Anti-monopoly Department, seems to be the biggest eagle dog under the Murong family, one of the five major families of the Sino-Singapore Empire, and the roots behind him are mixed and unknown to outsiders.It's just a trivial matter to bribe the police. I think even if it's turning the clouds upside down, it's probably not a piece of cake for the family members.

I am just a low-end machine, and its service life is only two or three years. It has been in service for two years, which is equivalent to waste, and it is not worth it.

……

It is clearly true.The police officer had a face of "I won't believe a word".

Diao Shaoyan also yelled: "What are you talking about? Without someone's instigation, the artificial intelligence robot will act without authorization? Want to be clever and take responsibility for the master? It's useless! Let me tell you!"

"I really didn't receive any instructions." I slowly lowered my eyes, posing the irrefutable fact.

"Because I'm just a customer service robot of AN-X company. This guest, he is not my master."

His shoulders suddenly sank, and his body was pulled in Chen Wei's direction: "So robots can open their eyes and talk nonsense in broad daylight? Since when are you not my family?"

"!"

I suddenly covered my cheek, it was hot for a while.

After Chen Wei finished kissing my face, she smiled and turned her head openly to look at Diao Shaoyan.At the same time, he held my hand, but privately he was squeezing the back of my hand with his fingertips.

In fact, it hurts so much that I almost want to cry.But for some reason, he smiled foolishly.

"Hehe, H69 is indeed our shop's shopping guide robot..."

Seeing that the middle-aged manager couldn't hide it anymore, he rubbed his hands with a wry smile and stepped forward to make amends: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's all due to our negligence in discipline. Master Cheng, I'm really sorry!"

"What? Is he really a robot in your store? Since it's something in your store, why would he help others to bully me?"

"This one……"

"As the world's largest artificial intelligence vendor, the customer service machine in the store has a tendency to hurt people. If I expose this matter, who will dare to come to your store to buy things in the future?"

"Master Cheng, please calm down, we will definitely take the responsibility," the manager bowed again and again, "Actually, this robot fell down this afternoon, so it happened that the system failed, and we will send it to be destroyed tonight, other The economic loss will also be compensated to you, if you have any other requirements..."

"Huh? Did I hear you right? Did you just say that you want to destroy him?"

Hang Shaoyan laughed strangely, pointed at Chen Wei with his chin: "It's easy to say, don't ask the people over there if they agree?"

"Yes, I paid for it."

Chen Wei carelessly raised our handshake: "The money has been transferred to your company through the brain chip just now, and the money has been settled. He is now my property, and no one has the right to touch him."

"Look~ right?" Diao Shaoyan said coolly, "You said it belonged to your company, others said it belonged to others. Interesting~ There are still people rushing to be dragged into the water with such a tattered and insane thing ?Okay, you keep fighting, whoever wins I will fix it, okay?"

"Don't worry about it," Chen Wei said, "Since I bought him, of course I will be responsible for everything."

"Guest..." The manager was ashamed, in a dilemma.

For a moment, the atmosphere in the entire hall was extremely stagnant.

Only Lu Lin silently continued to reach out to the buttered melon seeds on the tea tray next to him, boom, boom — the sound of cracking melon seeds resounded in the hall.

The author has something to say: Hang Shaoyan is not a one-time npc.

On self-deprecation that spares no effort.