my robot boyfriend

"Hey, let's talk about you! How dare you bring this kind of junk to the 35th floor? Can you afford to pay for my clothes being dirty?"

His body was suddenly tightened by Chen Wei.

His chin rested on my shoulder, and his body wrapped me tightly in his arms, as if by doing so, I would not be hurt by any sharp words.

Only then did I realize that when I recalled that scene back then, my body seemed to tremble unconsciously?

……

In fact, as a low-end customer service robot that is often looked at by people, I will not be hurt by a few unfriendly words of "broken".

But not saying a word is really my negligence of duty. Of course, I should protect Chen Wei in this situation and prevent him from being angered by other guests.

"...Sorry, I was not careful. Please forgive me."

So I apologized obediently, although I have no impression of "rampage" behavior, but such a customer who can't afford to offend at a glance, he will do whatever he says.

Wanting to get up again, Chen Wei snatched it back again: "There's no need to apologize to him, why are you apologizing to this kind of person?"

"..."

"Yo? Yo! I heard it! You're pretty amazing! You still cover up your rags when you bump into someone? You're really brave, do you know who I am?"

"I don't know, and I'm not interested in knowing."

Diao Shaoyan felt that he almost didn't come up in one breath: "You—you! Well, even if you don't recognize me, you should at least recognize my clothes, right? Iverson has a limited edition new style this autumn, hundreds of thousands of pieces, okay? How can you compensate me for such a big piece of dirt?"

"...It's just a little muddy, won't it fall off after just washing it? Wait," Chen Wei tilted his head, "You, are you here to touch porcelain?"

"Touch, touch what?"

Not only did Diao Shaoyan not understand, even I have never heard of this word.After a little search, I found that it was actually a dialect vocabulary hundreds of years ago.

"Pengci means intentionally extorting money. It's not very good in your time. Has such a graphic word been eliminated?"

"I, I, I need to blackmail you—?!"

Diao Shaoyan seemed to have suffered a great insult, and his face flushed instantly: "You should look at my phone, and then look at yours! I need to blackmail poor people like you? You are the one with That kind of low-end, shabby poor guy who went bankrupt a few years ago can afford to pay for my clothes!"

real.No matter how he says I'm low-end, no matter how bad I am, I don't feel it.

Not sad or angry, no fluctuations in the heart.

But still pinched the node of the word "tattered" and trembled slightly.

This time it was on purpose.

I just want to see if Chen Wei will hold me tighter as before.

Since... I can't let him take me home, at least let him think about it, right?

In this way, in the lonely and boring time in the future, I can comfort myself when I think about it occasionally, can't I?

……

"Can you say that again."

Chen Wei's hands were so strong that it hurt me a little bit.

The tone of voice was still calm, but when he said a word, the surrounding air suddenly dropped several degrees.

"Let's try to say something shabby about him again?"

Diao Shaoyan giggled strangely: "So what if I just said it? It's shabby, shabby, shattered! Could it be that I'm wrong? It's so broken and I can't bear to throw it away. Are you going to use it for a few more years? Please Please do me a favor, poor ghosts will just stay downstairs, go up to the 35th floor to see other people's high-end orders, are you looking for abuse?"

Chen Wei gently pushed me, motioning for me to get up.

A second ago, his eyes were soft, but when he stood up, he kicked the chair over.

"Yo, you still have a big temper?"

An uppercut with a "bang", unceremoniously hit Diao Shaoyan's chin.The whole process only took a moment, and I didn't even react too much.

It must be very painful, hanging eyes covering his chin, he couldn't speak clearly: "Li (you), Li hit me?"

"If you have been so outspoken, there should be many people lining up to beat you in the future."

"Li, Li, how dare you? My father never, ever beat me!"

"Well, not the whole world pampers you like your father did."

Diao Shaoyan let out a "bah", spat out a small mouthful of blood-tinged spittle, sneered a few times, and showed blue veins on the corner of his forehead.

"Oh, do you really think that this is a place where people of your class... can act wildly? How dare you mess with me? Oh, you messed with the wrong person!"

With a sound of "Boom", he pushed Chen Wei two or three meters away straight away, and bumped into the table against the wall.

Immediately afterwards, with a fierce look in Diao Shao's eyes, he leaped up like a wild cat with its fur frowned, and with a posture and agility that humans could hardly achieve, he rushed forward and grabbed Chen Wei's hair, viciously Hit the wall behind.

I have heard that because of the turmoil in the current situation and the frequent activities of anti-government organizations such as "Rebel", many wealthy people will carry out partial special body modifications for the sake of safety.

Diao Shaoyan is obviously not tall, with pale skin and a thin body, but he can push Chen Wei, who is half a head taller than him, so far at once. No matter how he looks at it, his movements and strength don't look like his own.

The speed was so fast that Chen Wei didn't even have time to resist, the corner of his forehead rubbed against the decoration of the wall, and instantly a blood red.

……

The scarlet is like a dazzling symbol, directly stimulating what is deepest in my heart.

Constantly stinging.I only remember that I raised my legs and walked over there, and everything that followed was flickering.

No sound can be heard at all, and the picture is flickering, and the scenes that occasionally flashed in the darkness are discontinuous.

When he woke up, the screams of hanging eyes echoed in his ears.

"It hurts! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Damn! How dare a mere robot—do you know the consequences of injuring a human being? Let go!"

Eyes focused, I was twisting his arm back and forth.He was kneeling in front of me with his back to me, his body twisted, his whole body grinning.

"You, you let go! Bastard, do you know who I am? You, you mere artificial intelligence-if you dare to hurt me today, I will definitely make you become scrap metal immediately, I will do what I say !"

His threats made no sense to me.

After using a little more force, he heard a sudden sharp scream and the crackling of his arm joints.

I know, a little more rotation and his whole arm is going to snap off.

"Stop! Stop, stop!"

Chen Wei's black-rimmed glasses have long since disappeared, and the neckline is also in a mess.The four eyes met, and the gray pupils were full of worry.

……

The first of the three laws of artificial intelligence: robots must not harm humans.In addition, human beings must not be harmed by inadvertent danger.Article [-]: Robots must obey human orders, unless the order violates the content of Article [-].Article [-]: Robots must protect themselves without violating Articles [-] and [-].

The seemingly simple law is actually a very complex and contradictory logical system, which leads to many difficult logical problems.

Even simple situations often put us in a dilemma-for example, in the situation where humans fight each other just now, what should the robot on the side do?

If you do not act or protect the owner, you are suspected of violating Article [-], "Humans shall not be harmed because of negligent danger."But in case of accidentally injuring other human beings during the fight, even if it is only the smallest scratch, it is also suspected of violating the first article of "no harm to human beings".

So, there is no right option at all.

Under such circumstances, artificial intelligence can only rely on its own inherent logic to weigh itself to find the most "correct" approach.There is no such thing as 100% "correct", and robots of different levels and models face the same situation and often make inconsistent choices.

Generally speaking, the more high-end the body, the more rational and self-interested the choice is.

Just like the Genesis blond-haired archangel with hanging eyes, no matter whether its owner was beaten or someone else, it believed that the owner was not in danger of life, and just stood by and watched calmly throughout the whole process.

But something with a low IQ like me...

Suppressing human beings by violent means, even if there is no real injury, I will probably die a terrible death.

If you think about it this way, what’s the name of the saying-broken pot?

Anyway, that's it.Being more aggressive is more profitable?

"It hurts! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts—"

The voice of hanging eyes has turned into a hysterical howl: "Killer! Killer! What's going on! Woo... You, your robot is too strange! He's crazy! The program is out of order! You Tell him to let go! Tell him to let go! Woo! He, he is really going to kill someone!"

Even Chen Wei seemed a little frightened by my aggressive behavior.

This makes me a little bit uncomfortable.

Under my steadfast gaze, he seemed to have finally realized that something was dripping from the corner of his forehead, and he raised his hand to touch it.

Looking at the scarlet hands, he shook his body.

"!"

I hurriedly threw away my hanging eyes and rushed towards him, almost being broken again at that moment.The mind is chaotic, and the emotional system doesn't know what's wrong. The whole body is manic, struggling and depressed as if immersed in deep water.

All the thoughts are that if there is something wrong with him, then I, I——

I don't know what I'm going to do that's beyond common sense, terrible.

"Don't worry, I'm fine, it's just that my ancestors are a little dizzy. Really, I'm fine!" Chen Wei was still conscious, holding my arm tightly, as if she was afraid that if she let go, there would be no way to stop it My runaway.

"It's true! Now this is already considered very good. I want to change to the previous body, the one with black eyes."

What before and now?

I was a little worried about whether he had really hit hard, and started talking nonsense.

Someone next to me handed a disinfectant tissue, but the blood from the wound was not so easy to stop as I thought. I turned around to call the medical staff, but I saw Hang Shaoyan grimacing, unwilling to reach for a wound on the table. A porcelain flower pot that can be used as a weapon.

But the other hand firmly grasped the wrist.

"Have you had enough trouble? It's almost time to stop?"

Diao Shaoyan reacted quickly, with a fierce look in his eyes, he was about to scratch the cheek with the rose tattoo, and was "cracked" by the other wrist.

He was not tall, so he was lifted up like a chicken.

"I saw it clearly just now. It's obvious that you didn't walk well enough to watch the shadowless screen bump into you. Why, you still bite back?"

"It hurts, you, you, you, you, you robots, are you really going to reverse?!" While struggling, he suddenly stared blankly at Lu Lin's empty earlobe, "Wait! You, you, you Not artificial intelligence?"

"!"

Lu Lin turned his head instantly, his eyes sparkling: "Hey! Chen Wei, look! Look! I'm being treated like a robot again! Am I really so handsome?"

Extreme joy begets sorrow, and was hit by a sneak attack from Diao Shaoyan.As soon as the hand was loosened, the hanging eyes fell back, and they were falling into the arms of the golden archangel.

"Jin Yao! What are you eating! I've been bullied like that, why don't you do anything?!"

"What does the master want Jin Yao to do?"

"You still ask me?!"

The blond-haired archangel nodded, a sharp light flashed in his eyes.

Then, he moved.

I knew he was coming, but it was so fast, and all it took was a gust of wind in my face, followed by a sharp pain in my elbow.

But the other party has flashed back to the original place in an instant, except for the long golden hair and the hem of the clothes fluttering a little, as if he had never left there.

A second or two later, the right arm suddenly shattered from the middle of the elbow.

The author has something to say: =w= I did the math, and Chapter [-] can really be taken home!

Although it seems that there is no clue now.

Thanks @向妈妈的小口