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Jessica

Blake saw that the girl standing in the locker not far away was the female classmate who went to the same church school as him in middle school?

Just dreamed about her in the helicopter.

He Shen heard Black's inner monologue and couldn't help complaining about this buddy:

[He Shen]: Yo, what's the matter?Can junior high school classmates remember what they look like clearly?Wouldn't it be my first love? →_→

Blake: JessicaisyouWherehaveyoubeenalltheseyearsWhyareyouhereWhydidyoubreakupwithmeWhatareyoudoinghereWhere'smywifeJessica!Whereisshe!!Jessica,askme!

[Jun He Shen, translator from the cloud]: Jessica?is it you?Where have you been all these years?And why are you here?Why did you break up with me in the first place?What are you here for now?And my wife!Jessica! !where is she ?Jessica!answer me!

[He Shen]: Just now I was complaining that this little girl might not be Blake's ex-girlfriend, but it turned out to be true, but you don't want to learn how Blake and Jessica fell in love at such a young age, you should learn more from me, twenty It is still a 0.0 singledog.

Jessica: Blake, iamafaid, it's scold, BlakeyoukonwHewillcome here.Helpme,pleas!!Helpme!!

The girl's tone changed from flat at first to intense.When she said he will come here, her tone became more and more frightened, more and more frightened, and then she prayed to Black with a desperate and desperate voice:

"Help me! Help me!!"

After Jessica finished saying this, the doors of the lockers on her left and right suddenly opened, and then opened and closed violently, like the opening of the undead prelude, followed by a more terrifying , unpredictable high tides.Bah, high energy.

A flood of blood gushed out from behind Jessica. At first, the endless darkness behind Jessica covered it, but when it was under the white light, it appeared so suddenly, like a bloody mouth tearing at Black. Bite over.

Dark night, white light, and dazzling blood, the perfect combination of these three colors is bound to magnify the fear in the hearts of human beings infinitely.

The blood color gradually engulfed Jessica, biting towards Black.

Seeing this scene, He Shenfei didn't feel scared, but complained:

"I'm going, is this woman Jessica so fierce? There are so many big aunts coming all at once, and they all slap me in the face. Is this the legendary blood collapse that is widely spread among girls?"

"Should I add a bgm at this moment? The DJ will change the music for me while I'm talking about this passage!" (bgm: Ode to Joy)

"Uh huh, huh huh, huh huh, huh huh, huh huh. Jessica: Ah ~ Blake, did you see that? It's all my aunt, are you scared?

Blake (wipes blood off face): No, Jessica, I don't, it's not scary to me at all, I think you just need a good auntie, look at this Hushubao , as long as you paste it, you don't have to worry about side leakage.

After a short and affectionate performance, He Shen, who let himself go, suddenly realized that he seemed to have strayed from the topic of QAQ.

So he cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, ahem, I'm sorry that it was purely a spoof just now, so just pretend you haven't heard of it. In fact, just now, the blood poured out like a flood behind Jessica, which is a tribute to the classic horror movie - Kubu "The Shining" directed by Rick, I believe that many friends have watched "Ready Player One" directed by Spielberg. The 10-minute shot as an easter egg is a tribute to "The Shining". Spielberg once commented on Kubu Rick, said he can keep everything in his perfect hands.

The scene in The Shining criticizes the fact that the United States once massacred Indians, and built a paradise at his door on the bones of countless Indians. Because the elevator shaft leads directly to the ground, and the bones of countless Indians are buried in the ground. "

"The United States has been promoting their Promised Land, forgetting that their Promised Land was once built on white bones."

The plot continues.

Blood water swallowed Jessica.

In the darkness, a whisper came from a distance:

Wearenotalonehere. (We are not the only ones here).

The screen switches again.

There is a piece of gravel in sight, and the trees, mountains, and sky in the distance are blurry. With Blake's turning over action, the voice of the character and the bgm that comes with the game, the escape game has officially begun!

[He Shen]: I saw a small clip cut by an anchor before, it seems that Blake is short-sighted.So the first step is for me to find glasses?

He Shen followed the instructions of the game step by step: "Huh? There is still a board on Black's body?"

"Oh, if you look at it this way, we need to push the board away first, and then go find the glasses."

"Let's follow the game prompt: please press the left mouse button"

He Shen clicked the left button.

Blake cursed, FUCK.

Then he pushed the board with both hands, and after a little push, the board hit Black hard again.

At this time, the game interface suddenly started to archive.

[He Shen]: "????? Ikos Kosmi? Why did you start saving all of a sudden? Don't do this?!! Playing so big at the beginning? What's the situation? I don't want to die!"

System prompt: Your character was crushed to death by the door, please start over.

【He Shen】:......

I am too aggrieved to die. Is it more aggrieved than me to be crushed to death by the door panel at the beginning?

I'm afraid it's not a silly QAQ.

Cut it off!This period of human humiliation must be cut off! !

When he came back again, He Shen found that he had to hold down the left button all the time in order to successfully push the heavy door panel away.

As if mentally retarded, He Shen rolled his eyes at himself.

Blake managed to get away from under the door panel, and picked up his lifeblood-the camera and his glasses beside him.

Judging from the terrain, Blake seemed to be on a protruding rock in the mountains. Looking down, he could see that there seemed to be people reveling below, and a bonfire was lit.

Black put on his glasses and looked around for his wife Lynn and the captain, but he didn't see anyone.

Foreign swear words are nothing more than two words: Fuck and Shit.

Black turned these two words over and over and over again before accepting the fact that his wife was missing. He turned on the video camera in his hand, looked at the video file recorded earlier, and encouraged himself to say: "I will find Lynn, nothing matters but Lynn" (I must find Lynn, nothing matters more than her)

[He Shen]: "Press the Tab key to view the target, and press the left key to view the video. Emmmm, from this point of view, the buttons seem to be quite simple? Then why do many people say that this game is difficult to play? Can it be difficult to play the curse of the night? Death? Don’t say that Curse of the Night is not difficult to play, anyway, it’s not easy for me, there are several keys for skills alone, and you also need to click some traits, check talents, etc.”

"Let's take a look. Now there are two videos stored in the camera. It seems that they were shot on the helicopter just now. The protagonist is Blake's wife Lynn. To be honest, the camera is really good, high-definition , □□, you deserve it."

He Shen clicked on the video, and there was actually nothing in it. The ones on it were all recorded by Blake on the helicopter just now for Lin.

【He Shen】: "I thought there was something good, just show me this when you take off your pants? →_→

Let's get out of this crappy place first, there's a bonfire down here, so there must be someone there, right?Now the goal of the game is to find Lin, emmmm... This goal involuntarily reminds me of Happy Xiaoxiaole, this game should be regarded as a national game, but who remembers the beginning of this game Are you asking us to rescue the village chief? "

"I hope Escape 2 won't be like this, as a human being, you can't forget your original intention~"

According to He Shen's operation, Black stuck out his little head and looked down.

[He Shen]: "It looks a little tall? But it's okay! I'm the protagonist! I'm the protagonist with the invincible BUG golden finger. Look at my Thomas spiral, Jump, Jump~ landing, perfect! Myfriends, iamcoming~".

With Black's scream of "ah", the game screen was instantly splattered with blood.

【He Shen】:......

I thought you, big brother, were an invincible king kong, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, you Tuoma is a weak chicken who doesn't even have a halo.

game save.

The death interface is fixed on a picture of a cross, and Jesus is crucified on the cross.

The following system is accompanied by words: Almighty Lord, please forgive this kind man, because of his existence, the population of our heavenly kingdom can increase.

【He Shen】: ................

What the hell?What kind of idiot is this Tuoma to come up with such a GG word?

He Shen slammed the mouse angrily, and fell into the chair.

What a silly company!What stupid game? !

Spicy chicken, everything is spicy chicken! .

But not long after, He Shen obediently got up from the chair to pick up the mouse, and explained dryly to the position of the microphone:

"I said it was a leap of faith, do you believe me?"

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PS: According to the needs of the plot, Escape 2 has been properly adapted here. ≧?≦

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