Acting like a baby's daily live broadcast

He Shen opened the door.

A coquettish and flamboyant face lifted up from the phone.

"Hello, I just moved next door to you, and my toilet is broken, can I borrow your toilet?" The woman brushed her bangs together and smiled.

"By the way, my name is Ye Zi."

"He Shen" He Shen stretched out his hand and shook it politely: "Come in, I'm sorry, the house is a little messy."

"It's okay, I'm the one who disturbed you." Ye Zi smiled charmingly.

Only then did He Shen notice that this woman named Ye Zi also had a black tear mole at the corner of her eye, which looked extremely charming.

Maroon big waves, V-neck wine red sweater, with an A-line miniskirt underneath, which perfectly showed her proud figure.

Beautiful, coquettish, not like a girl from a good family.

This was He Shen's first evaluation of her.

"Are you an anchor?" Ye Zi, who came out of the bathroom, saw the live broadcast equipment in He Shen's room at a glance. She leaned lazily on the door frame of the toilet (the toilet is just opposite He Shen's room), and looked from the pocket of her short skirt. He took out a lady's cigarette from his pocket.

"Borrow a fire?" Ye Zi picked up the cigarette with his index finger and middle finger, and raised it in He Shen's direction.

Does this mean you don't regard yourself as an outsider?Familiar?

Although He Shen was muttering in his heart, the beauty's request was really irresistible.

He took out a lighter from his jacket pocket and threw it over to Ye Zi.

"then".

Ye Zi caught the lighter steadily, smiled playfully, took the lighter and twirled it in his hand before lighting the fire calmly.

After taking a deep puff of the cigarette, she walked up to He Shen and slowly sprayed the smoke on his face.

"Little brother, are you such a straight man?~".

He Shen was choked and coughed, and he distanced himself from Ye Zi in disgust.

Some regretted putting such a woman in his house.

"Sorry, I don't like women, especially women like you."

After hearing these words, Ye Zi was a little stiff, but she quickly adjusted and said with a charming smile: "Do you not like women? Or do you simply not like women like me?"

He Shen really didn't want to chatter with her, so he just put on a dark face and wanted to drive her out.

"Hey, don't worry~" Ye Zi held the door frame with her hands at the moment He Shen pushed the door out, she put her head into He Shen's ear and whispered: "Little brother is so shy, hasn't he tasted it yet?" The taste of love?"

! !What the hell are these fuckers?Is this woman shameless?

Are you shy? ! !

Grandpa didn't!!!

Besides, does the young master have nothing to do with your hammer?

Even if it is, you are not 1! ! →_→

The young master belongs to Ji Xiao! !Ji Xiao's! ! !

"Get out!!" With a dark face, He Shen impatiently pulled Ye Zi's hand away from the door frame, and then slammed the door against her face.

"Little brother, we will have a long time to come~", Ye Zi was not angry at all, but instead laughed, leaving such a sentence and left.

"Crazy" He Shen pulled his clothes in disgust. When the woman posted it just now, he was almost vomited by the smell of the inferior perfume.

Unfortunately, in just a short time, his clothes got that smell.

He Shen quickly took off his shirt, threw it into the trash can, and ran to the toilet to take a shower.

After he came out of the bathroom, he thought for a while and picked up his phone to send a text message to Ji Xiao:

Just came across a crazy QAQ.

[Ji Xiao sent a message]:

what happened?

[He Shen replied]:

That psychopath wants to sleep with me, Ji Ge will lose my innocence QAQ.

[Ji Xiao sent a message]:

.........

[Ji Xiao sent a message]:

Protect yourself and don't open the door to others casually.

He Shen suddenly lost the interest to continue chatting, he threw the phone aside, and buried his face in the pillow.

He was thinking, what is Ji Xiao's situation with him?

Ji Xiao is handsome and fits his ideal personality, and will even give him food.

Although that guy's dog can't always spit out ivory, he can feel that Ji Xiao's concern for him is sincere, without any impurities.

In his 20 years of motherhood, he has never felt his heart beat, the only time was when he saw Ji Xiao for the first time.

Is this what you like?

He Shen asked himself quietly, is this really like?

He Shen, who had thought for a long time but couldn't think of an answer, became more and more anxious.

Meow, it's really annoying! !

He Shen threw the pillow on the ground, but the restlessness in his heart could not be subdued.

Because just now he fantasized that he was held in Ji Xiao's arms, and the delicate kisses slowly moved from his forehead to his lips bit by bit. The man's hot temperature covered his tenderness, and he just , A little sinking.

He seemed to hear Ji Xiao calling him again and again: baby, baby, baby.

It seemed to hear Ji Xiao hoarse, buried her head between his necks, and said to him in the most emotional voice in the world: Baby, can you help me?

Oh shit!What kind of stuff is thinking in this head! ! !

He Shen repeatedly patted his blushing cheeks with both hands, trying to get rid of all the waste in his mind.

But the more people tell themselves not to do something, the more they want to do it.

Blame that damned woman! !

He Shen stuck into the quilt like an ostrich, and because of the force, the spring bed took He Shen to bounce twice.

no!Can't think about it anymore! ! !

If you think about it again, you will be harmonized! !

After He Shen warned himself over and over again, he finally lowered the evil fire in his heart.

After finally calming down, he glanced at himself in a state of embarrassment, and smiled wryly:

Well, I have to take a shower again.

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He Shen, who had calmed down, returned to the computer. After the live broadcast was suspended for half a month, he decided to adopt another method to attract more fans.

He checked which horror games are more fun on Zhihu, and there are different opinions in the answers. Among the many answers, the most frequently appeared is the escape series of the Red Barrel Company.

He Shen, who was on STEAM, bought the latest popular horror game in the escape series - OULAST2 (Escape 2) after some comparisons.

Escape 2 is a No.1 survival horror game developed by Red Barrel Games, and it is also the sequel of Escape 1.

Although it is a sequel, the characters and settings are different from the first.

In Escape 2, the player will use cameraman Blake Langman as the first perspective of the game.

The background of the story is described as follows:

Lynn Langman is a reporter investigating the murder of a pregnant woman on a farm in Arizona, and you, Blake Langman, are her husband, assistant and photographer.You have no power to restrain the chicken, but at this moment you are going to the dragon's pool and the tiger's lair. Is what awaits you the dawn of the dawn or the endless darkness?

He Shen adjusted the recording and broadcasting software in the background, and then started recording and broadcasting.

At the beginning of the game, it was pitch black, and nothing could be seen, only a woman's frightened voice could be heard in the distance.

Because the game is from the No. 1 perspective, this woman is actually talking to you, and you who are playing the game at the moment are the protagonist Blank Langman.

A woman says to you in fear:

ho, black? is you?

Are you here?

(I'm so scared) I'mrealyafraid, Blake? can you hear me? (can you hear me)?Black?

At this time, besides the woman's voice, you will hear the voice of a person walking towards you in high heels.

The sound of high heels is getting closer and clearer.

The woman suddenly yelled and shouted at you:

a! heishere! a! run! run! run!

With another scream, the woman suddenly fell silent.

hi?

Blake tried to talk to the woman, but he heard nothing but the sound of the high heels walking away.

At this time, the scene changed, and the camera was switched to a helicopter. Blake's beautiful wife, Lynn, shook you and said to you with some reproach:

AreyouokDidyoujustfallasleep (Are you ok? You just fell asleep on the plane?)

Full of desire to survive, Blake quickly answered his wife's question:

Iamawakenow! (I'm awake now!)

Lynn shook her head, very dissatisfied with Black falling asleep on the helicopter, she looked at Black and said seriously:

You should sleep last night (you should sleep last night).

Seeing this, He Shen couldn't help complaining: "Lin, it's so fierce, Blake just talked about him after squinting for a while."

Because it is a live recording, the anchor also needs to record his own voice. In addition, he has to say something interesting, or make complaints about the plot, characters, and tasks, so that the audience who come to watch the recording will feel that boring.

He Shen felt that it was too difficult for him, not only to be able to play games but also to be able to speak stand-up comedy. QQ

The game is still in the middle of the cutscene, Lynn is berating her husband for sleeping at work, and getting angry that he called another woman's name in a dream.

Lin felt a little sad, and she said to Blake:

ihearyoucallhername, Jessica, ithink. (I heard you call her name, her name seems to be Jessica).

【He Shen】: Jessica?Isn't this the name of Miss Gardener in Black Curse?Did she come over to make a cameo? ? 0.0

Lin was still arguing with Black about Jessica, but the pilot in front suddenly interrupted them.He asked them, is there a factory in the destination?Now Lynn and Blake were done talking about work in earnest.

Lin probably sorted out the appearance of the murdered pregnant woman and the suspicious points of the incident.Blake held up the camera and pointed it out the window.

Suddenly the plane encountered a strong current, the pilot could not control the plane, and the helicopter fell like this.

When Blake opened his eyes again, he found that he had suddenly come to the school he studied in high school.At the locker not far away, the young Jessica stood there, calling his name over and over again.

black.