All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

Lindsay and this person are definitely not good friends at first sight. They accompany each other every day, and they are as happy as immortals.

QWhat kind of experience is it like to team up with a fishing dragon court to rob darts?Lindsay said, what a cool word.He hardly needs helpers, he only needs to squat in the small woods, and throw a dart from time to time to make up for the remaining blood.

He picked up dart money for nothing, and at first he was a little bit sorry, this person is by no means a kind person, and he was so arrogant: Brothers don't distinguish between you and me, saying this hurts feelings!

Lindsay thought that as expected of the Red Clothes, all the brothers were so righteous.Unlike his senior brother, who only gave away one feather, if he wanted to tie a feather duster, he had to save 99 more.

Lindsay played very late that day, and went offline directly in the grove of Dart Road.On the second day when he went online, he robbed a few passers-by to warm up, and rode across the bridge when a white light suddenly flashed beside him, and Li Changan appeared in front of him.

[Current] Li Changan: What a coincidence.

Lindsay kicked off the cable.

He went to get a can of Coke, calmed down for 2 minutes, felt that it was humiliating for him to be so cowardly, and immediately went online boldly.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Just dropped the line.

[Currently] Li Chang'an: That's how it is.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: This place is not good, let's change it.

[Currently] Li Changan: Yes.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: If you are a man, do it, Ruan Langqiu is waiting for you.

Ruan Langqiu is a hilly map with a lot of grass, trees, and ravines, which is convenient for Lindsay to jump up and down to jump card perspective.Lindsay can't say anything else is strong, playing wretched in the wild is definitely first-class.He sent the coordinates over, and Li Changan came over after a while, and even replaced Qiwu with a purple weapon in front of Lindsay.

Lindsay thought, this younger brother is really pretending.

1 minute later.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: I didn't play well just now.come again.

After half a minute.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: My cat bit my network cable just now, and the network got stuck.

Another half minute later.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: My cat stepped on my keyboard just now.

Another minute and a half later.

[Currently] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...

[Current] Li Chang'an: I understand, it's all the cat's fault.

Lindsay opened the web page and began to search for "how to crawl along the network cable to kill".

[Current] Li Changan: Are you convinced?

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: If you don't accept it, come again.

This one lay faster, the slaughter process took less than half a minute, and successfully reminded Lindsay of the fear of being kited by various remote professions as a dog walk when he was a novice.

He stood up again, but Li Changan didn't hit him again.

[Currently] Li Chang'an: I have to pay for my sparring.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Brother, you are really crazy.

Li Changan ignored him, flashed down the hillside, and rode away, leaving Lin Sai alone to doubt his life.

Lindsay really wanted to call the police and let the police uncle arrest this serious pretender.

Lindsay was not in the mood to do anything that night, and sullenly laid an ambush in the wild, aiming to kill Bai Yujing, especially the male account.Beat to death on the spot if you can beat it well, pretend to be defeated if you can't beat it well, lure the enemy into deep, hit the cliff and fall to death according to the terrain, drown in the bottom of the water, drag into the swamp to smother to death, push the trap and get seriously injured , or knock down the hornet's nest on the tree and put a poisonous DOT on others, in short, it is right to kill people.

After going on like this for more than an hour, he slaughtered a dozen Bai Yujing, received eight vendettas, and finally someone called out to form a Bai Yujing regiment in the world, threatening to shoot him into a sieve, Lindsay stopped and ran back In the main city, I changed my signature to "Nineteen Styles of Fancy Killing Beijing", and I went offline refreshed.

In the next few days, Lin Sai was either in the wild where Changan Mingyueman led people to offer a reward to bury the resurrection point, or was ambushed by the vengeful Bai Yujing halfway to snipe at a fixed point. It all ended with Lindsay rolling out of the way with his head in his arms.

On Friday night, Lindsay robbed another dart against Bai Yujing in the field.Bai Yujing was probably a newcomer, Xiaobai. Lindsay said that he would leave the escort car and not kill her, but Xiaobai Yujing refused to agree, but Lindsay beat her up all over the place looking for her.

[Current] Beating our teammates: Let me tell you, you're done, you're in trouble.

[Current] Beat our teammate hard: I will beat you right away.

【Current】Bash our teammate: There are still 5 minutes before you regret playing this game.

Lindsay felt chest tightness and shortness of breath when she heard the word "love" recently, and suddenly looked up to see the name of this girl's guild: I will help you.

This name is really slanted.

Lindsay ignored the girl's hype about her love, carefully checked the guild rankings of both camps, and repeatedly confirmed that this guild was not in the top [-] of the server rankings, and was finally relieved.

One minute later, Li Chang'an descended from the sky with seven extremely impressive bows, beating Lindsay until his own mother didn't recognize her.

[Currently] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...

Xiao Baiyujing excitedly came back to life on the spot, and asked Li Changan to beat Lin Sai violently, forcing the son to vent his anger on her.

[Currently] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Play games and enjoy games. What kind of CP husband are you looking for?

Li Changan beat him up again, and asked who was being called an idiot.

In short, Lindsay, the person concerned, regrets now, very regretful.Why does he want to play games? Is it because motorcycles are not easy to ride, or are the girls on the street not pretty?

Lindsay took a deep breath, spent 2 minutes to retrieve the password, opened the official forum, and clicked into the chat irrigation area to post.

1st Floor: I heard that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in the water area, please come to a big boss to help blow up a white jade Beijing dog head in red clothes, the host will be very grateful.Bai Yujing's ID is "Li Chang'an".

2nd Floor: Those who are called thugs are all younger brothers, and if they are men, they will do it by themselves.

Floor 3: Who is Li Changan?Never heard of it.For Bai Yujing, I only recognize Shen Hongfeng.

4th floor: It is recommended to directly contact Shen Hongfeng, Fengfu next door, to teach his younger brother to be a man.

Floor 5: Seconded!It's been a long time since I saw Fengshen fighting a civil war.

Floor 6: The red clothes can directly ask Xiao Jiansheng.

7th Floor: Xiao Jiansheng and Li Changan also rushed through the rankings last year. The good friends are blind dogs. I am afraid that the upstairs is not here to sell the landlord?

Floor 8: I figured it out, the host is definitely experienced.

Floor 9: Which occupation is the landlord?If you can't beat Bai Yujing, just say it, why are you talking about our sect's second senior brother?Self-declared ID, Ben Bai Yujing is here to teach you how to be a human being.

10th floor: I am afraid that the landlord is not short-legged?Just practice fishing for a dragon court father, and you can crush a crispy Bai Yujing to death with one hand in the wild.

Floor 11: Li Changan also deserves to be called Bai Yujing Second Senior Brother?When he and Xiang Yingxue rowed 3V3, the mentally handicapped maneuvers made Dad laugh.The red clothes can only gossip, and bragging without God, is it embarrassing?

Floor 12: Appeared, the forum ranks high!Upstairs, the great god, hurry up and post a wave of your arena rankings, let me wait for the rookie to kneel and lick.

Floor 13: As we all know, the master of the forum walks around the world with a keyboard, closes his eyes and beats all professional bosses in the whole region and server.

14th floor: 11th floor to show off your father's IQ?Do you dare to report the ID of the district service to fight a game.

Floor 15: I **** you, are you a **** and deserve to say it?

Floor 16: This post has been locked by the administrator because it violates the rules of the Civilization Exchange.

Lindsay: ...

Wait, ranking?

Lindsay clicked on Li Changan's arena segment, and saw that his 2V2 score was 1840, and he couldn't help but sneered; he clicked on 3V3, and it showed 2829 points, and his smile froze instantly; finally, he clicked on 5V5, and it showed 2467 points, this week's record. 11-1.

Lindsay is a little cracked.

He opened his arena segment: 1951 points, 2176 points, 1850 points.

Lindsay figured he didn't play much arena, not counting.

He clicked on the little Bai Yujing next to him: 1720 points, 1910 points, 1650 points.

Lindsay: Too bad, it doesn't count.

At this time, a passerby passed by, and Lindsay clicked on him, and saw that he was using the arena high-segment avatar frame, with a rare title on his head, which seemed to be quite level, like the kind that would be called a thigh when he went out.

Lindsay looked at his arena record: 2310 points, 2697 points, 2409 points.

[Current] Li Changan: Are you still fighting?

System: [Tianzi No. [-] skin] is offline.

Lindsay came online very late the next day. He was lying on the spot where his blood was splattered for five steps, and there was no one on the road. The scene was extremely bleak and tear-jerking.He saw the red maple above his head like blood, the sky was high and the clouds were calm, he pondered for a long time, and finally changed his signature to: Bai Yujing PTSD.

In the next few days, Lindsay was busy rushing to finish the manuscript. During the day, he was locked up like crazy at home. At night, he had to go out. He stayed outside for several hours. He didn't want to go home at all, so naturally he didn't go online.It's been a week since I'm free to go online again.

Lindsay logged into the game, first habitually opened the short friend list and glanced at it, the avatar was not lit, but the enemy list was lit up.

The red clothes in the middle of the night are still lively, the world channel is scrolling quickly, and the camp channel is in full swing.Lindsay waited for a long time, four or five bounties had been swiped in the world, none of them were for him.

He went out of the main city, and the field team played a five-player dungeon, and the situation was calm; then he went to clear the prestige daily, and he was safe; When I entered the mine, I also met a novice Xiaobai who was doing task upgrades and asked him to help him fight monsters.

Lindsay was startled.Lindsay was restless.Lindsay couldn't sit still.

None of his enemies came to trouble him.

You must know that he has been enjoying treatment comparable to that of the leader of the Demon Cult during the days in the red suit. He was chased and hacked by several people as soon as he left the main city. knife.

He pondered for a while, and then took the initiative to chat with a few enemies who interacted more frequently with other heads.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Brother, why didn't you come and chop me up today?

[Secret chat] Linguang Fujia: Get out, I'm really struggling, and I joined a group of idiots, and the people in the group are even more idiots than you, and they can't move.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...

[Secret chat] Linguang Fujia: The fourth child has been struggling for almost two hours, can you believe it?If people could be hacked in the dungeon, I would have used a spear to skewer them and eat them.

[Secret chat] Linguang Fujia: I can't come out now, you should feel lucky, otherwise you will be the last piece of meat on the iron stick.

[Secret Chat] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Farewell [Bao fist]

next.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Sister, where are you?

[Secret Chat] Ask Hanshanzhuang B: Stupid 丨 Force you?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Why do you curse at people when you disagree?This is very uncivilized.

System: The other party has added you to the blacklist, and the message sending failed.

next.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Brother, tonight is a beautiful day, come and fight with me to the death.

[Secret Chat] Bai Yu Jingbing: Accompany me to see the scenery with love, let's talk about it tomorrow.

[Secret Chat] Bai Yu Jingbing: They are still fighting and killing in the middle of the night, and there is no one at first glance.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin:? ? ?

System: The other party is busy and may not be able to reply in time.

Lindsay is not afraid to molest Li Changan.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Brother, brother, brother, are you there?

System: Your enemy [Li Changan] is offline.

The author says:

PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder): Delay in an individual after experiencing, witnessing, or encountering one or more actual death/threat of death/severe injury/threat to bodily integrity involving self or others Emerging and persistent mental disorders. (Excerpt from Baidu)

【Explanation to the game Xiaobai】

DOT: continuous damage.

Arena: It is generally divided into 2V2/3V3/5V5. Players establish a dedicated arena team and then line up in a team state. The system will match players with similar strengths according to the background of the team.In solo queue, the system will match teammates and enemies with similar strength according to your personal division.