All the kings of the rivers and lakes are sick

Lindsay went online the next day, and when the map loaded, he felt a little inexplicably nervous.

Worried about meeting that perverted Bai Yujing of Li Changan?

Of course not.

Thinking about how unrestrained Lindsay is, he has killed people in the forbidden zone, whipped corpses before the resurrection point, walked the world alone, sprayed his saliva in night clothes, and could flood the Kunlun Mountains. What is killing a dozen times at the resurrection point?He just didn't want to hurt the little wild boars that were constantly respawning near the resurrection point.

After completing the map pass, Lindsay landed on the ground. Hearing the system prompt ding dong, he immediately got on his horse and ran wildly, killing several wild boars. Then he looked back and found that he just passed by an unknown ordinary hostile red-named player.

Lindsay turned the horse's head aggressively, rushed back and gave the red name a good beating.

After returning to the main city to repair the equipment, Lindsay took a carriage to the instance of the Lion Flag Cave by the swamp.Someone at the door shouted "Come on Epic Difficulty", and he clicked into the group, and there were already four people in the team.

[Team] A Qing: We're all here, let's get in.

Lindsay took a look at the captain, she was a female number from Nuocheng, she was fully dressed from head to toe in pendants, all of which were made from rare formulas, and her appearance was no exception.It probably took a lot of thought to match it, and it looks not only not fancy, but also very coordinated. According to the words of the irrigation area of ​​​​the forum, it is "very goddess-like".In the team chat, a female account of Zhilangcheng praised the captain's outfit as good-looking and rare, another female account also joined in, and the three of them chatted about their appearance with great interest.

Lindsay silently deleted the sentence "Captain, you have a problem with your equipment" in the dialog box.

The five of them fought all the way to the third, and the boss didn't fight fast enough in the last stage, almost destroying the car and overturning the car. Fortunately, the Linguangfu's hand in the team quickly rescued him.After pushing the boss, everyone healed up, and the Linguang Mansion called up the damage statistics, saying that Qing's DPS was a bit low.

[Team] Yiqing: This is my trumpet for practicing life skills. I don't know how to play Zhunuo City very much. [Acting cute]

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Your equipment is heavy-cutting, and the talent is too fast, so the damage is definitely not high.

[Team] Yi Yiqing: Quick slash is more handsome, but heavy slash skills are so stupid.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Fast chopping requires hand speed, novices are not good at it, heavy chopping is easier.You should wash it into a heavy chop.

[Team] Yi Qing: But I'm not used to heavy cutting.Anyway, the car didn't overturn, so why care about it?I am very familiar with the mechanism of this book, and I will not make mistakes.

Lindsay fell silent.

Everyone procrastinated and pushed the last boss. Fortunately, a treasure chest with rare materials and long flowers was released.Yiyi Qing divided the equipment according to everyone's needs, and finally said that she wanted to keep the box for herself.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Shouldn't everyone be allocated ROLL points?Before entering the book, you didn't say that the material was hacked by you.

[Team] Yi Qing: When you joined the team, you didn't say you needed it.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Sister, are you serious?If you didn't say in advance who the good things will be assigned to, then the team will roll the points, and whoever gets more points will go to whoever.I'm not here to work for you.

[Team] Yi Qing: You didn't say it in advance, if you want it, it means there is no demand by default.

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: I have never heard of this rule.Did you decide?

The teammates persuaded them one after another, saying that it was not necessary for a few materials.But Lindsay and Yiqing were in a stalemate, and finally Qing directly assigned the box to himself with the authority of the captain.

Lindsay quit the team without saying a word, and added a vendetta as soon as the dungeon came out.Yiqing really doesn't know how to play Zhunuo, and was stuck at the resurrection point by Lindsay, unable to move.

[Team] A Qing: Are you crazy?Just for a few materials, with such a small mind?

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: You are magnanimous, but give me the materials.

[Team] Yiqing: How unhappy are you in reality that you come to the game to find a sense of existence?

[Team] Tianzi No. [-] skin: You are so good at playing a game, how successful can you expect in reality?

One sunny did not speak.

Lindsay seems to be standing on the top of the Forbidden City, feeling that invincible is the most lonely.He picked up the money that Qing had dropped after his death, and was about to leave, when suddenly a dozen people fell from the sky and pressed him to the resurrection point and beat him violently.

[Current] Chang'an Mingyueman: Do you still dare to guard the corpse of my love?

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ...is she your love?

[Current] Chang'an Mingyue Full: Otherwise?

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: Didn't you hug a girl yesterday to ask Han?

【Current】Chang'an Mingyue is full: Get lost!Stop sowing discord!That's my love queen!

It's outrageous.Lindsay thought, am I the murderer of Bai Yujing this year?

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Brother, we should resolve matters between men in a man's way.

[Current] Chang'an Mingyueman: How do you want to solve it, one-on-one?

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Alright, let's go heads-up.

[Current] Chang'an Mingyueman: Then you come.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: I got up, whoever beats me will be cuckolded by his wife.

Lindsay came back to life on the spot, and sure enough no one beat him.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Wait for me to get full blood.

When the blood bar returned to half, he suddenly drew his sword and made a horizontal slash. This skill was specially washed out by him in the field. It does not deal much damage, but it can knock down up to five targets within a 180-degree range in front of him. It is a small-scale team battle magic skill. A tailwind can be harvested, and a headwind can turn the tide.Then he immediately rushed in the opposite direction and then rolled over two times. The two reacted quickly to stop him, but they were knocked away by him on the horse with the damage reduction, and ran all the way.

The running speed of the mount has nothing to do with the quality of the mount itself, but is determined by the character's riding skill level.As long as the level of riding skills is high, even if you ride a first-class horse given by the Jianhao, it can run faster than a twelve-grade BMW.Lindsay has been in and out of the popular field all year round, and his riding skills have reached the full level abruptly, and he let go as soon as he got on the horse.

He ran ahead, and Changan Mingyueman led people to chase after him, scolding him for not being a thing, too dog.A group of people traveled from north to south, seeing all the wind, flowers, snow and moon, and entered the boundary of Wenhan Villa. The water network became more and more dense. Riding horses could only scurry up and down in the mountains and forests, which exhausted the stamina of the horses.Seeing that the stamina gauge of the mount was not much left, Lindsay hurried to the small ferry by the river.

Players can build their own boats and launch them into the water according to the blueprints, but Lindsay does not, because building a boat costs money and materials, and it is of little use other than pretending to be aggressive.So he went to the NPC boatman by the river and paid for the boat.A group of Hanshanzhuang players lined up next to the ferry to cross the river. A black boat had just docked. Lindsay jumped up from the horse, clicked on the NPC first to talk, and traded him ten cents to get on the boat.

[Current] Passerby A:? ? ?Line up!

[Currently] Passerby B: [Tianzi No. [-] skin] Are you all so unqualified in Zhunuo City?

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: [Boss Zhao Si] This is my father-in-law, I go through the VIP channel, understand?

[Current] Passerby C: ...

After the boat left the shore for a long distance, a group of people from Chang'an Mingyueman also arrived at the ferry.

[Map] Tianzi No. [-] skin: [Chang'an Mingyue is full] My son, I have to say goodbye to my father after thousands of miles, so there is no need to send him off.

[Map] Mingyue Man in Chang'an: Get lost!

In the next second, the World Channel scrolled through an announcement offering a reward for Lindsay.

It is not safe to hang out in the wild with a reward on offer, so Lindsay entered Gusu City, hung the materials dropped by the BOSS on the exchange, and was about to continue looking for a new guild with wages, when the system prompt popped up again.

System: Diaolongting No. [-] started a vendetta against you.

System: Diaolongting No. [-] launched a vendetta against you.

System: Diaolongting No. [-] started a vendetta against you.

System: Diaolongting No. [-] started a vendetta against you.

System: Diaolongting No. [-] launched a vendetta against you.

System: Diaolongting No. [-] launched a vendetta against you.

System: Diaolongting No. [-] launched a vendetta against you.

Lindsay: ...

Diaolongting is a standard assassin job, capable of stealth and stealth, and has the upper hand in battles. Some people specially raise Diaolongting's account to receive reward lists or help assassinate enemies.

Lindsay hugged the mighty and heroic guard NPC next to him tightly, and waited for a while, but there was no movement, only heard a "ding dong" sound, knowing that the materials he hung were sold, and happily went to the post NPC to collect the money.Before he could finish walking a street, he was suddenly knocked down and knocked to the ground.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Hero, have something to say!

A speech bubble floats in the open space next to it.

[Current] This person is definitely not a good person: answer the question, am I handsome or you?

This ID is one of the Diaolongting who added him to the list of enemies just now.

[Current] Tianzi No. [-] skin: I'm handsome.

[Current] This person is definitely not a kind person: wrong answer.you are dead.

Lindsay ran straight away, jumped up to the second floor with light work, ran half a street, jumped up to the third floor along the roof, and rushed to the attic opposite, and was about to jump to the tent of the fruit shop downstairs when he was suddenly caught in the middle of the air. Knocked into the air, flew out like a parabola, and fell to death in front of the waiter in the inn.

[Current] Xiao Er: Guest officer, please!Are you tipping or staying?

Diaolongting jumped down from upstairs and picked up the money dropped by Lindsay's body.Then one by one, seven dragon-fishing courts appeared around his body.

[Currently] Zhongyu Longting: Xiao Zhunuo, at night, aren't you afraid of walking alone at night?

System: [Tianzi No. [-] skin] is offline.

The next day Lindsay went online and squatted on a big willow tree in the main city for 10 minutes, seriously thinking about how to deal with the reward on his head.

He had been offered rewards in the night server before, but at that time, his senior brother came to open the trumpet, and the two of them found a hidden place, solved it with one knife, and then split the bill.Lindsay had a list of enemies in the game, but not many friends, and he didn't practice the backup trumpet. Now that his brother is AFK, he really didn't know who to turn to.

System: Your enemy [this person is definitely not a kind person] is online.

[Secret chat] This person is definitely not a kind person: Am I handsome or you?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: ... Are you handsome?

[Secret chat] This person is definitely not a kind person: You got the answer.But you still have to die.

[Secret Chat] Tianzi No. [-] Skin: Slow down!

[Secret chat] This person is definitely not a kind person:?

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: I answered correctly, why do you still want to kill me?I did not make a mistake, but you want to punish me with death, it only shows that your mind is distorted, as the saying goes, your appearance is also ugly.On the contrary, if you punish me by killing me because of my wrong answer, then I have nothing to say, and I have to pay for my mediocre handsomeness.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: Come and kill me now, I'm not a man if I move.

[Secret chat] This person is definitely not a kind person: ... What you said seems to make sense.

[Secret chat] This person is definitely not kind: I'm not going to kill you.

[Secret Chat] Tianzi No. [-] Pi: No, you still want to kill me.I have a reward, so I can't make it cheaper for others.But you have to remember, I choose you instead of others to do it, not for money, money is something outside of me, handsomeness is what I want in my life, and I am out of sympathy between handsome people.And this bounty is the testimony of this unprecedented and great friendship.We each keep half of it. Although money is vulgar, it carries our friendship, just like the two brightest stars in the night sky.What do you think bro?

[Secret chat] This person is definitely not a kind person: listening to what you say is better than reading ten years of books!

[Secret chat] This person is definitely not a kind person: I'm committed to you as a friend!

The two made an appointment to meet on the post road outside the city. Lindsay stripped off his equipment and gave him the head.

[Secret chat] This person is definitely not a kind person: Brother, I will walk in the rivers and lakes in the future and talk about things. [clasp fist]

Lindsay felt that she was extremely witty.

[Secret chat] Tianzi No. [-] skin: All right, brother. [clasp fist]

The author says:

【Explanation to the game Xiaobai】

Equipping: the selection and matching of equipment.

Black equipment: When the team calls out to black a certain equipment, it means that this equipment does not participate in the distribution.

Distribution of ROLL points: It is equivalent to rolling dice, and the distribution of items is determined according to the number of points thrown by team members.

DEBUFF: Debuff effects, such as reducing attack/defense/hit, etc. BUFF is the gain effect.