Who pulled out my straight man Flag?
Chapter 8 I Was the First Straight Man in the Universe
#08 Do you want to see my luminous watch?
Lu Lishen put away his panic, shook his dripping clothes lightly, and walked into the hall calmly, but after taking two steps and remembering that the door was open, he turned back as if nothing had happened, and turned his back on the door. Xie Siyan glared at the door fiercely, and the door let out an innocent muffled knock.
"Brother Lu, can I wear whatever shoes I want?" Xie Siyan stared at the two pairs of identical slippers on the shoe rack. Lu Lishen didn't reply to him. In his hand, he took the other pair to him.
Xie Siyan took the shoes that Lu Lishen handed over, and casually put the pair he had already picked up in front of Lu Lishen, his movements were very natural, but Lu Lishen didn't intend to move his feet to put on the shoes, but suddenly called out to him in a trembling voice.
"Speak."
Xie Siyan thought what was wrong with Lu Lishen, and suddenly looked up, only to be surprised by Lu Lishen's expression as if he had not given a pair of slippers, but a gift in the snow, and suddenly laughed, "Brother Lu, you don't have to be so moved!"
"I'm not moved." Lu Lishen replied indifferently, ignoring Xie Siyan who was still laughing, and quickly changed his shoes and entered the room. Xie Siyan hurriedly followed and asked, "Then what's wrong with you? You're so excited!"
Xie Siyan blurted it out, it was an uncommon joke for him, but Lu Lishen was shocked.
Lu Lishen turned to face Xie Siyan, who bumped into him behind him, staring at his rain-soaked hair hanging down on his forehead, and the rain slid down his cheeks to the corner of his mouth.He raised his hand involuntarily, and gently wiped away the dripping water from Xie Siyan's lips, and the atmosphere instantly became ambiguous.
Xie Siyan's heart skipped a beat twice. He stared blankly at Lu Lishen for a long time without moving. Finally, Lu Lishen finally spoke.
"Go take a shower, or you'll catch a cold."
Xie Siyan's stunned look was split in two. He blinked several times in a row, with a trace of indescribable disappointment in his heart. He took a breath and replied softly, "Oh."
"The bathroom is over there, you go first, I'll find you clothes."
Lu Lishen pointed casually, and Xie Siyan rubbed his rain-drenched hair, and walked towards the bathroom until he closed the door, took off his clothes, stood under the nozzle, and was soaked in hot water. God finally repaired it.
What the hell am I missing?Am I thinking too much?No, is it normal for friends to have such ambiguous actions?
Xie Siyan couldn't figure it out, and suddenly raised his head and howled, but he didn't howl, because the water from the nozzle poured into his throat, and he bent down and coughed.
"Yanyan! What's wrong with you?"
Lu Lishen's voice this time seemed to be really anxious, Xie Siyan straightened up, but he couldn't hold back his cough in the next second, and then the bathroom door was suddenly opened, Lu Lishen stared at him solemnly.
"Yanyan, are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?"
"No, no cough, nothing."
Xie Siyan's throat finally eased a little, and he looked up at Lu Lishen, "I accidentally choked on the water, it's okay."
"Well, then you wash slowly, I'll go and cook the bath!" Lu Lishen stood still, realizing that he was wrong, and changed his words, "Go wash the rice."
Xie Siyan finally couldn't help laughing, and then he bent down and coughed continuously, "Wash the rice! Ha cough, cough ha ha, cook the bath! Mr. Lu, you are so funny, do your employees know?"
Xie Siyan straightened up after laughing, slanted his shoulders towards Lu Lishen, hooked the corners of his mouth and continued to laugh, but the smile was much more subtle, matching his naked body under the shower, his whole body seemed to be inviting Lu Lishen. androgen.
Lu Lishen, as a patient with Xie Siyan's syndrome who fantasizes about throwing himself down every day, instantly felt a rush of blood in his body, and he quickly retreated outside the bathroom, closing the door with a bang.
Xie Siyan thought that Lu Lishen was laughed away by him, so he hurriedly shouted: "Brother Lu, I'm just joking, don't be angry! At worst, I'll do the cooking next time too!"
After a while, Lu Lishen's answer sounded outside the door, very calm and calm, "I am in a hurry to urinate."
When the sound of Lu Lishen's footsteps disappeared outside the door, Xie Siyan suddenly wiped the water off his face, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and was in an inexplicably good mood. He thought: Why do I think Mr. Lu is so cute?Am I sick too?
Xie Siyan has been stuck between whether Boss Lu is really cute or he is also sick. He still couldn't choose an answer after taking a shower. He grabbed the bath towel and wiped his hair habitually on his head. Bottom came out of the bathroom empty.The outside room was the washroom, and the clothes Lu Lishen brought for him were also outside, so he had no idea that there would be people outside, and bumped into Lu Lishen so suddenly that he was startled.
"Brother Lu, what are you, why are you still here?" Xie Siyan stopped wiping his hair, stared at Lu Lishen in a daze, and felt that Lu Lishen's gaze swept from the towel on his head to his toes, and finally stopped in the middle.He was embarrassed for a moment for no reason, and subconsciously turned sideways to avoid Lu Lishen's sight.
Lu Lishen lifted his chin indifferently and said, "I'm afraid you won't find the towel when you come out. The clothes are over there, so come out after changing."
After Lu Lishen finished speaking, he turned around and went out. The moment he turned around, another turbulence burst into his head. He repented and thought that he didn't mean to see Yan Yan's naked body, he just went to give it to him. Words to send towels.
However, when he looked down, the towel was still in his hand.He frowned suddenly, hesitating whether to send the towel in again.
After Xie Siyan changed his clothes, he suddenly found that Lu Lishen's clothes fit him just right?He couldn't help thinking that these were Lu Lishen's previous clothes, but this must have been at least ten years ago, so Lu Lishen was still very frugal in terms of clothes?Do you still have clothes from ten years ago?
In fact, half of Lu Lishen's closet was clothes that fit Xie Siyan's size, because when he saw clothes that fit Xie Siyan, no matter the clothes or other things, he couldn't help but buy them back. Over the years, it seemed that his family had an extra master.
But right now Lu Lishen hadn't considered this issue, he was still hesitating whether to give Xie Siyan the towel, but Xie Siyan had already come out.In an instant, he changed his expression again, naturally took a towel to wipe his undried hair, stopped more naturally, and casually said to Xiesyan: "Yanyan, I made ginger soup, drink a little first, The meal will have to wait a while."
Xie Siyan was shocked. In his eyes, ginger soup was equated with his grandmother. Did Lu Lishen live an old life early, or was he too enlightened?But Lu Lishen brought the bowl over and stuffed it into his hand without any explanation.
"Can you not drink?"
"No."
"Why are you like my grandma!"
"For you."
Lu Lishen was upright, he just watched Xie Siyan finish his drink before taking the bowl back, and suddenly smiled, "I added sugar, is it sweet?"
Xie Siyan didn't reply to Lu Lishen's words, but looked straight at him, and suddenly moved forward, approached Lu Lishen and said, "Brother Lu, someone told you that you look good when you smile?"
Lu Lishen stiffened his back secretly, and replied, "You."
Xie Siyan felt that Lu Lishen's answer was too clever, and it was not an answer at all, but he really thought that Lu Lishen's smile looked good.When Lu Lishen talked to other people, he was always cheerful, and when he was talking to him, he always looked like he was in the late stage of facial paralysis, so he said directly: "Then smile at me more from now on, and I will become your fanboy."
"Okay." Lu Lishen replied cautiously. In fact, he didn't steal Xie Siyan's question. Xie Siyan did say that he looks good when he smiles, and he was still a child.
The first time he saw Xie Siyan was the day he just moved across from Xie Siyan's house. Little friend Xie was watching him secretly from behind the corner wall. The dog he led was running around the corner, barking twice from time to time. In fact, his master had been exposed long ago.He couldn't help smiling, wondering where the idiot came from.As a result, after a while, the dog suddenly broke away from the owner's hand and ran towards him, with a candy tied around the dog's neck.
He stared at the candy for a moment, the dog suddenly staggered away from him and ran downstairs, and the little friend Xie rushed out, "Tyrannosaurus rex, don't run away, no! Come back!"
He thought that little friend Xie just left, but after a while, he appeared at his door again, holding the dog in his hand, holding the candy that was tied around the dog's neck just now, and handing it to him, "Brother Lu, grandma Said that I can play with you, can I play with you?"
He took the candy from little friend Xie, and remembered how little friend Xie thought he was hiding well behind the corner, so he laughed unconsciously. Little friend Xie said the first love words he heard in his life.
"Brother Lu, you look prettier than Sister Moon when you smile."
Thinking of little friend Xie, Lu Lishen couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth, laughing until Xie Si couldn't understand what he said, so he couldn't help thinking: Sure enough, Lu Lishen is really cute, although it doesn't match his personality, but the contrast between cuteness and cuteness is the real cuteness!
Next, Xie Siyan visited Lu Lishen's kitchen, and was shocked again when he saw Lu Lishen's cooking skills.
In Xie Siyan's eyes, the re-acquainted Lu Lishen even cut vegetables so handsomely that he couldn't control it.Xie Siyan indulged in the thought that Lu Lishen's little flaws were really insignificant compared to Lu Lishen's advantages, and President Lu was simply the most perfect candidate in the world.
Has beauty, figure, money, temperament, and cooking skills, although sometimes it is a bit difficult to understand.So, he said without hesitation, "Brother Lu, if you were a woman, I would definitely fall in love with you!"
Lu Lishen shook his hand holding the knife, and subconsciously muttered, "Can't men do it?"
"What?" Xie Siyan didn't hear clearly, so he took a step inside and asked, "Brother Lu, what did you just say?"
Lu Lishen suddenly turned his head and stared at him, with an imperceptible displeasure brewing between his brows, "Go out, I'll call you when I'm done."
"What did I say wrong again?" Xie Siyan was very puzzled, but he reflected seriously, "If I said something wrong, just tell me, I might not realize it if you don't tell me, but I promise I definitely am not. on purpose."
The folds between Lu Lishen's eyebrows loosened suddenly, and he said in a slow voice, "Yanyan, with me, you will never be wrong."
Xie Siyan thought that after his unremitting efforts, he finally got the same brain wave as Lu Lishen's. He didn't want to suddenly start frequency hopping again. He scratched his head and thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure out the point of Lu Lishen's words, and finally he was speechless. Exited the kitchen.
Xie Siyan was still thinking about what Lu Lishen said just now, and sat on the sofa watching TV boredly, but he didn't actually watch it much. After an unknown period of time, he felt a little sleepy, and unconsciously began to close his eyes.
Suddenly a pair of hands passed through the back of his neck, startling him awake, then Lu Lishen's head rested on his shoulder from behind, Lu Lishen's bony hands slid across his neck, and began to unbutton his shirt, taking a breath Blowing in his ear, and then he heard Lu Lishen's hoarse voice.
"Yanyan, you've got a piece of clothing on you, I'll take it off for you!"
Lu Lishen put away his panic, shook his dripping clothes lightly, and walked into the hall calmly, but after taking two steps and remembering that the door was open, he turned back as if nothing had happened, and turned his back on the door. Xie Siyan glared at the door fiercely, and the door let out an innocent muffled knock.
"Brother Lu, can I wear whatever shoes I want?" Xie Siyan stared at the two pairs of identical slippers on the shoe rack. Lu Lishen didn't reply to him. In his hand, he took the other pair to him.
Xie Siyan took the shoes that Lu Lishen handed over, and casually put the pair he had already picked up in front of Lu Lishen, his movements were very natural, but Lu Lishen didn't intend to move his feet to put on the shoes, but suddenly called out to him in a trembling voice.
"Speak."
Xie Siyan thought what was wrong with Lu Lishen, and suddenly looked up, only to be surprised by Lu Lishen's expression as if he had not given a pair of slippers, but a gift in the snow, and suddenly laughed, "Brother Lu, you don't have to be so moved!"
"I'm not moved." Lu Lishen replied indifferently, ignoring Xie Siyan who was still laughing, and quickly changed his shoes and entered the room. Xie Siyan hurriedly followed and asked, "Then what's wrong with you? You're so excited!"
Xie Siyan blurted it out, it was an uncommon joke for him, but Lu Lishen was shocked.
Lu Lishen turned to face Xie Siyan, who bumped into him behind him, staring at his rain-soaked hair hanging down on his forehead, and the rain slid down his cheeks to the corner of his mouth.He raised his hand involuntarily, and gently wiped away the dripping water from Xie Siyan's lips, and the atmosphere instantly became ambiguous.
Xie Siyan's heart skipped a beat twice. He stared blankly at Lu Lishen for a long time without moving. Finally, Lu Lishen finally spoke.
"Go take a shower, or you'll catch a cold."
Xie Siyan's stunned look was split in two. He blinked several times in a row, with a trace of indescribable disappointment in his heart. He took a breath and replied softly, "Oh."
"The bathroom is over there, you go first, I'll find you clothes."
Lu Lishen pointed casually, and Xie Siyan rubbed his rain-drenched hair, and walked towards the bathroom until he closed the door, took off his clothes, stood under the nozzle, and was soaked in hot water. God finally repaired it.
What the hell am I missing?Am I thinking too much?No, is it normal for friends to have such ambiguous actions?
Xie Siyan couldn't figure it out, and suddenly raised his head and howled, but he didn't howl, because the water from the nozzle poured into his throat, and he bent down and coughed.
"Yanyan! What's wrong with you?"
Lu Lishen's voice this time seemed to be really anxious, Xie Siyan straightened up, but he couldn't hold back his cough in the next second, and then the bathroom door was suddenly opened, Lu Lishen stared at him solemnly.
"Yanyan, are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?"
"No, no cough, nothing."
Xie Siyan's throat finally eased a little, and he looked up at Lu Lishen, "I accidentally choked on the water, it's okay."
"Well, then you wash slowly, I'll go and cook the bath!" Lu Lishen stood still, realizing that he was wrong, and changed his words, "Go wash the rice."
Xie Siyan finally couldn't help laughing, and then he bent down and coughed continuously, "Wash the rice! Ha cough, cough ha ha, cook the bath! Mr. Lu, you are so funny, do your employees know?"
Xie Siyan straightened up after laughing, slanted his shoulders towards Lu Lishen, hooked the corners of his mouth and continued to laugh, but the smile was much more subtle, matching his naked body under the shower, his whole body seemed to be inviting Lu Lishen. androgen.
Lu Lishen, as a patient with Xie Siyan's syndrome who fantasizes about throwing himself down every day, instantly felt a rush of blood in his body, and he quickly retreated outside the bathroom, closing the door with a bang.
Xie Siyan thought that Lu Lishen was laughed away by him, so he hurriedly shouted: "Brother Lu, I'm just joking, don't be angry! At worst, I'll do the cooking next time too!"
After a while, Lu Lishen's answer sounded outside the door, very calm and calm, "I am in a hurry to urinate."
When the sound of Lu Lishen's footsteps disappeared outside the door, Xie Siyan suddenly wiped the water off his face, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and was in an inexplicably good mood. He thought: Why do I think Mr. Lu is so cute?Am I sick too?
Xie Siyan has been stuck between whether Boss Lu is really cute or he is also sick. He still couldn't choose an answer after taking a shower. He grabbed the bath towel and wiped his hair habitually on his head. Bottom came out of the bathroom empty.The outside room was the washroom, and the clothes Lu Lishen brought for him were also outside, so he had no idea that there would be people outside, and bumped into Lu Lishen so suddenly that he was startled.
"Brother Lu, what are you, why are you still here?" Xie Siyan stopped wiping his hair, stared at Lu Lishen in a daze, and felt that Lu Lishen's gaze swept from the towel on his head to his toes, and finally stopped in the middle.He was embarrassed for a moment for no reason, and subconsciously turned sideways to avoid Lu Lishen's sight.
Lu Lishen lifted his chin indifferently and said, "I'm afraid you won't find the towel when you come out. The clothes are over there, so come out after changing."
After Lu Lishen finished speaking, he turned around and went out. The moment he turned around, another turbulence burst into his head. He repented and thought that he didn't mean to see Yan Yan's naked body, he just went to give it to him. Words to send towels.
However, when he looked down, the towel was still in his hand.He frowned suddenly, hesitating whether to send the towel in again.
After Xie Siyan changed his clothes, he suddenly found that Lu Lishen's clothes fit him just right?He couldn't help thinking that these were Lu Lishen's previous clothes, but this must have been at least ten years ago, so Lu Lishen was still very frugal in terms of clothes?Do you still have clothes from ten years ago?
In fact, half of Lu Lishen's closet was clothes that fit Xie Siyan's size, because when he saw clothes that fit Xie Siyan, no matter the clothes or other things, he couldn't help but buy them back. Over the years, it seemed that his family had an extra master.
But right now Lu Lishen hadn't considered this issue, he was still hesitating whether to give Xie Siyan the towel, but Xie Siyan had already come out.In an instant, he changed his expression again, naturally took a towel to wipe his undried hair, stopped more naturally, and casually said to Xiesyan: "Yanyan, I made ginger soup, drink a little first, The meal will have to wait a while."
Xie Siyan was shocked. In his eyes, ginger soup was equated with his grandmother. Did Lu Lishen live an old life early, or was he too enlightened?But Lu Lishen brought the bowl over and stuffed it into his hand without any explanation.
"Can you not drink?"
"No."
"Why are you like my grandma!"
"For you."
Lu Lishen was upright, he just watched Xie Siyan finish his drink before taking the bowl back, and suddenly smiled, "I added sugar, is it sweet?"
Xie Siyan didn't reply to Lu Lishen's words, but looked straight at him, and suddenly moved forward, approached Lu Lishen and said, "Brother Lu, someone told you that you look good when you smile?"
Lu Lishen stiffened his back secretly, and replied, "You."
Xie Siyan felt that Lu Lishen's answer was too clever, and it was not an answer at all, but he really thought that Lu Lishen's smile looked good.When Lu Lishen talked to other people, he was always cheerful, and when he was talking to him, he always looked like he was in the late stage of facial paralysis, so he said directly: "Then smile at me more from now on, and I will become your fanboy."
"Okay." Lu Lishen replied cautiously. In fact, he didn't steal Xie Siyan's question. Xie Siyan did say that he looks good when he smiles, and he was still a child.
The first time he saw Xie Siyan was the day he just moved across from Xie Siyan's house. Little friend Xie was watching him secretly from behind the corner wall. The dog he led was running around the corner, barking twice from time to time. In fact, his master had been exposed long ago.He couldn't help smiling, wondering where the idiot came from.As a result, after a while, the dog suddenly broke away from the owner's hand and ran towards him, with a candy tied around the dog's neck.
He stared at the candy for a moment, the dog suddenly staggered away from him and ran downstairs, and the little friend Xie rushed out, "Tyrannosaurus rex, don't run away, no! Come back!"
He thought that little friend Xie just left, but after a while, he appeared at his door again, holding the dog in his hand, holding the candy that was tied around the dog's neck just now, and handing it to him, "Brother Lu, grandma Said that I can play with you, can I play with you?"
He took the candy from little friend Xie, and remembered how little friend Xie thought he was hiding well behind the corner, so he laughed unconsciously. Little friend Xie said the first love words he heard in his life.
"Brother Lu, you look prettier than Sister Moon when you smile."
Thinking of little friend Xie, Lu Lishen couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth, laughing until Xie Si couldn't understand what he said, so he couldn't help thinking: Sure enough, Lu Lishen is really cute, although it doesn't match his personality, but the contrast between cuteness and cuteness is the real cuteness!
Next, Xie Siyan visited Lu Lishen's kitchen, and was shocked again when he saw Lu Lishen's cooking skills.
In Xie Siyan's eyes, the re-acquainted Lu Lishen even cut vegetables so handsomely that he couldn't control it.Xie Siyan indulged in the thought that Lu Lishen's little flaws were really insignificant compared to Lu Lishen's advantages, and President Lu was simply the most perfect candidate in the world.
Has beauty, figure, money, temperament, and cooking skills, although sometimes it is a bit difficult to understand.So, he said without hesitation, "Brother Lu, if you were a woman, I would definitely fall in love with you!"
Lu Lishen shook his hand holding the knife, and subconsciously muttered, "Can't men do it?"
"What?" Xie Siyan didn't hear clearly, so he took a step inside and asked, "Brother Lu, what did you just say?"
Lu Lishen suddenly turned his head and stared at him, with an imperceptible displeasure brewing between his brows, "Go out, I'll call you when I'm done."
"What did I say wrong again?" Xie Siyan was very puzzled, but he reflected seriously, "If I said something wrong, just tell me, I might not realize it if you don't tell me, but I promise I definitely am not. on purpose."
The folds between Lu Lishen's eyebrows loosened suddenly, and he said in a slow voice, "Yanyan, with me, you will never be wrong."
Xie Siyan thought that after his unremitting efforts, he finally got the same brain wave as Lu Lishen's. He didn't want to suddenly start frequency hopping again. He scratched his head and thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure out the point of Lu Lishen's words, and finally he was speechless. Exited the kitchen.
Xie Siyan was still thinking about what Lu Lishen said just now, and sat on the sofa watching TV boredly, but he didn't actually watch it much. After an unknown period of time, he felt a little sleepy, and unconsciously began to close his eyes.
Suddenly a pair of hands passed through the back of his neck, startling him awake, then Lu Lishen's head rested on his shoulder from behind, Lu Lishen's bony hands slid across his neck, and began to unbutton his shirt, taking a breath Blowing in his ear, and then he heard Lu Lishen's hoarse voice.
"Yanyan, you've got a piece of clothing on you, I'll take it off for you!"
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