Who pulled out my straight man Flag?
Chapter 10 I Was the First Straight Man in the Universe
#10 DREAM MORNING
Young people's weekends are spent on decadence, especially those who are nerds like Xie Siyan. He has rolled under the blanket for several times and does not want to get up, but he has a very strong feeling that makes him very uncomfortable. At ease, but the brain never gives him orders, let him open his eyes and see.
Until the strong oppressive feeling came closer and closer, and finally reached his head, he suddenly opened his eyes, and Lu Lishen was standing on the head of the bed, condescending, motionless, and quietly staring at him.
If it was midnight, Xie Siyan would definitely have a heart attack from being frightened by this scene. Fortunately, it was morning, the ultraviolet rays were blocked by the curtains, and only a layer of warm light came in. Reflected in the light, Lu Lishen looked warm and beautiful.
Xie Siyan smiled lightly, "Morning, Brother Lu."
"Morning." Lu Lishen replied one word to Xie Siyan, and left the room without stopping, making Xie Siyan feel that he didn't say 'morning', but 'fire'.
However, Xie Siyan just went from lying down to sitting, and Lu Lishen came back again, wearing the spring breeze of February flowers, standing at the end of the bed near the door with a smile, and said in his midnight radio host voice, "Yanyan, Did you sleep well last night?"
Xie Siyan carefully examined Lu Lishen from top to bottom, and asked, "Brother Lu, did you just go out and put on some makeup?"
"No!" Lu Lishen's smile disappeared from the corner of his mouth with thunderous speed. In fact, he just went out to calm down. This scene of Xie Siyan saying good morning to him when he opened his eyes in the morning has already been replayed countless times in his mind. But when it finally came true, he still couldn't help being excited, so excited that he wanted to take the next step in his imagination immediately, but obviously he couldn't, so he withdrew to let the blood in his body cool down.
But the normal reaction he had managed to get back was shaken away by Xie Siyan's rambling words. How could his words not understand his painstaking efforts!
"Then did you change your face?" Xie Siyan threw off the quilt and jumped out of bed, unyielding, he felt that after one night, he had completely understood Lu Lishen's attitude, which was comparable to the ups and downs of the tide, and even thought it could be 'flirtatious' .
So, he rushed towards Lu Lishen without fear of death, tiptoed, hooked Lu Lishen's neck, and asked with a smile, "Brother Lu, what were you looking at beside my bed just now?"
"You." Lu Lishen's answer only had the key point, but the key point was too concise, and for a moment Xie Siyan didn't know where to start answering, so he searched in his mind and found a sentence, "Look what I'm doing, I'm not a girl! "
"Just look at you, I just want to look at you!" Lu Lishen said, another rush of blood rushed to the top of his head, he grabbed Xie Siyan's hand hooked around his neck, pulled it down, and then turned around in a circle, Xie Siyan Pushed against the door by him, he bullied and leaned over, "You look the best."
Xie Siyan knew whether he was good-looking or not, self-confidence and self-improvement meant that he was not narcissistic, at most he was at a passable level.
However, Lu Lishen spoke too seriously, and they were too close, their hearts seemed to be stuck together. He seemed to smell the smell that he smelled in bed last night, and suddenly felt drowsy and unconscious. Comforting my heart that kept beating wildly: Brother Lu just fell ill again, and expressed his feelings wrongly, there is no other meaning!Don't overthink it!Don't overthink it!Don't overthink it!
After comforting him for a long time, Xie Siyan couldn't calm his disobedient heartbeat, so he could only hide and laugh, "Hahaha! Brother Lu, I appreciate your unique aesthetic!"
The confusion in Lu Lishen's eyes was quickly calmed down by Xie Siyan's nonsensical smile. He let go of Xie Siyan, returned to the attitude of Gaoling Qingsong, and replied, "Well, because you are unique. Are you hungry? I made breakfast. "
Two irrelevant topics Lu Lishen perfectly condensed into one sentence, Xie Siyan saw that the face in front of him looked like he had no painted skin, and he didn't want to look directly at his face, so he couldn't help cursing: I agreed that I would look the best?You look at me!
After slandering him, Xie Siyan wondered if he had been 'molested', but Lu Lishen didn't say another word, he just let go of him and opened the door to go out. He followed Lu Lishen step by step, and was shocked by the sumptuous breakfast in the dining room at a glance .
Xie Siyan couldn't help but think, if Lu Lishen either loves cooking, or loves him!It was fine last night when he came back for the first time, but even breakfast was made like this. His parents, his grandma, combined for 20 years, didn't have Lu Lishen's effort.
"Brother Lu, do you really like me a lot!" Xie Siyan was so moved that he wanted to publish an announcement to the world.
Lu Lishen stood aside, stunned for a long while, finally summoned up the courage to nod, and replied, "Yes."
It's a pity that he echoed this sound too softly, and the reflection time was too long. Xie Siyan's attention had already returned to the dining table. He suddenly felt heartache, covered it subconsciously, walked over and grabbed Xie Siyan's hand holding chopsticks and said, "Go wash your face." brush teeth."
Xie Siyan looked at Lu Lishen's expression similar to his grandma's, and wondered if Lu Lishen had been infected by his grandma when he was a child, so he reflexively put away his rebellious emotions, said "oh" like a primary school student, and obediently went to wash his face and brush his teeth.
In the bathroom, Xie Siyan noticed a strange phenomenon. He could understand that the toothbrush and towels were prepared by Lu Lishen, but there were also two cups, which obviously looked like a pair. He looked around and found that they were almost Everything was in pairs, even the hooks on the wall. While brushing his teeth, he wondered if Lu Lishen had some kind of collection habit, the kind that specialized in collecting things in pairs.
Lu Lishen outside suddenly remembered the ubiquitous couples in his house, he walked to the door of the bathroom, and saw Xie Siyan spitting foam from his mouth, baring his teeth at the mirror.
"Yanyan, I prefer to buy things in pairs. I've always lived alone!"
Xie Siyan spit out the foam in his mouth, turned to look at Lu Lishen who was explaining to him at the door, and said with a smile of "I already knew": "Didn't you say that you live alone! Well, I can actually see it, I I understand, it’s easy to be lonely alone, and you always need some hobbies, how about I teach you how to play games? You definitely didn’t play games when you were in school, I’ll show you how to fight bosses!”
"I play Rubik's Cube." Lu Lishen answered casually, and pink fireworks lit up in his heart again. It turned out that he trusted him so much in his words!
After brushing his teeth, Xie Siyan came out after wiping his face with cold water, and said to Lu Lishen disgustedly: "The Rubik's Cube is not called a game! It seems that you have a deep misunderstanding of entertainment, Brother Lu, do you want to go to my house to play games? "
Lu Lishen raised his eyebrows, Yan Yan, is this inviting him to his house?He hasn't been to Yan Yan's house yet!It was bought by Yanyan's father for Yanyan to marry and live in. Is that what he meant when he went?Last time he only glanced at the door and failed to go in. Will he agree this time?
In the end, before Lu Lishen could decide whether to agree or not, Xie Siyan had already skipped the topic and ran towards the dining table, and Lu Lishen felt a pain in his chest again.
During breakfast time, Xie Siyan ate and Lu Lishen watched. In the end, Xie Siyan perfectly solved Lu Lishen's breakfast.When Lu Lishen watched him eat, he couldn't help but think, fortunately, Xie Siyan has a physique that won't get fat no matter how much he eats, otherwise he wouldn't have room to use the cooking skills he has practiced for so many years.
But Yuanyuan's speech is also very cute!In Lu Lishen's mind, the appearance of little friend Xie when he was a child appeared.
After breakfast, it was time to clean up. Lu Lishen thought that Xie Siyan's invitation to his house was over, but he didn't want Xie Siyan to bring it up again.
"Brother Lu, are you busy this weekend?" Xie Siyan and Lu Lishen asked while putting away the bowls.
"No."
"Would you like to play games at my house?"
Lu Lishen really only hesitated for half a second this time, but Xie Siyan immediately changed his mind.
"Forget it! That's not suitable, why don't I go out and go shopping?"
Xie Siyan, as an otaku who doesn't bother to go out unless he is summoned on weekends, can take the initiative to invite Lu Lishen to go out. He feels that this is his true love.However, Lu Lishen continued to move his hands as if he didn't hear his words.
When all the bowls were returned to the kitchen, Xie Siyan couldn't help feeling anxious, and asked, "Don't you need to wash the bowls?" This wasn't what he wanted to ask, as expected, Lu Lishen's problems were contagious!
"where to?"
Lu Lishen's answer didn't match his question, but Xie Siyan's eyes were filled with surprise. He looked at Lu Lishen for a while before he realized, "Anywhere!"
At the door of the kitchen, the two men whose combined length would have pierced the ceiling looked like young classmates who had just fallen in love in high school. It was as if they had kneaded each other's hearts together.
Xie Siyan pretended to be careless, went to the two brothers to hook Lu Lishen's neck again, and asked in a particularly awkward way: "Brother Lu, have you never been in a relationship?"
Lu Lishen looked at Xie Siyan calmly, and blurted out, "We talked about it."
Xie Siyan's movements froze suddenly, his eyebrows frowned, and he glared at Lu Lishen pretending to be angry and said, "Mother-fetal singles despise you! I'm going home and changing clothes!"
"Okay, I'll pick you up later."
Xie Siyan scratched his head in discomfort, feeling that something was wrong with him. He let go of Lu Lishen's head and walked to the hall, only to find a pair of new shoes by his feet.Subconsciously, he didn't ask Lu Lishen, but went to put on his shoes in silence, and it was just right.The size of the slippers may be the same, but it is really impossible for him and Lu Lishen's leather shoes to be of the same size. At this moment, he finally understood where his wrong fit was.
When Lu Lishen said that he had been in love, he seemed to be really angry?
Young people's weekends are spent on decadence, especially those who are nerds like Xie Siyan. He has rolled under the blanket for several times and does not want to get up, but he has a very strong feeling that makes him very uncomfortable. At ease, but the brain never gives him orders, let him open his eyes and see.
Until the strong oppressive feeling came closer and closer, and finally reached his head, he suddenly opened his eyes, and Lu Lishen was standing on the head of the bed, condescending, motionless, and quietly staring at him.
If it was midnight, Xie Siyan would definitely have a heart attack from being frightened by this scene. Fortunately, it was morning, the ultraviolet rays were blocked by the curtains, and only a layer of warm light came in. Reflected in the light, Lu Lishen looked warm and beautiful.
Xie Siyan smiled lightly, "Morning, Brother Lu."
"Morning." Lu Lishen replied one word to Xie Siyan, and left the room without stopping, making Xie Siyan feel that he didn't say 'morning', but 'fire'.
However, Xie Siyan just went from lying down to sitting, and Lu Lishen came back again, wearing the spring breeze of February flowers, standing at the end of the bed near the door with a smile, and said in his midnight radio host voice, "Yanyan, Did you sleep well last night?"
Xie Siyan carefully examined Lu Lishen from top to bottom, and asked, "Brother Lu, did you just go out and put on some makeup?"
"No!" Lu Lishen's smile disappeared from the corner of his mouth with thunderous speed. In fact, he just went out to calm down. This scene of Xie Siyan saying good morning to him when he opened his eyes in the morning has already been replayed countless times in his mind. But when it finally came true, he still couldn't help being excited, so excited that he wanted to take the next step in his imagination immediately, but obviously he couldn't, so he withdrew to let the blood in his body cool down.
But the normal reaction he had managed to get back was shaken away by Xie Siyan's rambling words. How could his words not understand his painstaking efforts!
"Then did you change your face?" Xie Siyan threw off the quilt and jumped out of bed, unyielding, he felt that after one night, he had completely understood Lu Lishen's attitude, which was comparable to the ups and downs of the tide, and even thought it could be 'flirtatious' .
So, he rushed towards Lu Lishen without fear of death, tiptoed, hooked Lu Lishen's neck, and asked with a smile, "Brother Lu, what were you looking at beside my bed just now?"
"You." Lu Lishen's answer only had the key point, but the key point was too concise, and for a moment Xie Siyan didn't know where to start answering, so he searched in his mind and found a sentence, "Look what I'm doing, I'm not a girl! "
"Just look at you, I just want to look at you!" Lu Lishen said, another rush of blood rushed to the top of his head, he grabbed Xie Siyan's hand hooked around his neck, pulled it down, and then turned around in a circle, Xie Siyan Pushed against the door by him, he bullied and leaned over, "You look the best."
Xie Siyan knew whether he was good-looking or not, self-confidence and self-improvement meant that he was not narcissistic, at most he was at a passable level.
However, Lu Lishen spoke too seriously, and they were too close, their hearts seemed to be stuck together. He seemed to smell the smell that he smelled in bed last night, and suddenly felt drowsy and unconscious. Comforting my heart that kept beating wildly: Brother Lu just fell ill again, and expressed his feelings wrongly, there is no other meaning!Don't overthink it!Don't overthink it!Don't overthink it!
After comforting him for a long time, Xie Siyan couldn't calm his disobedient heartbeat, so he could only hide and laugh, "Hahaha! Brother Lu, I appreciate your unique aesthetic!"
The confusion in Lu Lishen's eyes was quickly calmed down by Xie Siyan's nonsensical smile. He let go of Xie Siyan, returned to the attitude of Gaoling Qingsong, and replied, "Well, because you are unique. Are you hungry? I made breakfast. "
Two irrelevant topics Lu Lishen perfectly condensed into one sentence, Xie Siyan saw that the face in front of him looked like he had no painted skin, and he didn't want to look directly at his face, so he couldn't help cursing: I agreed that I would look the best?You look at me!
After slandering him, Xie Siyan wondered if he had been 'molested', but Lu Lishen didn't say another word, he just let go of him and opened the door to go out. He followed Lu Lishen step by step, and was shocked by the sumptuous breakfast in the dining room at a glance .
Xie Siyan couldn't help but think, if Lu Lishen either loves cooking, or loves him!It was fine last night when he came back for the first time, but even breakfast was made like this. His parents, his grandma, combined for 20 years, didn't have Lu Lishen's effort.
"Brother Lu, do you really like me a lot!" Xie Siyan was so moved that he wanted to publish an announcement to the world.
Lu Lishen stood aside, stunned for a long while, finally summoned up the courage to nod, and replied, "Yes."
It's a pity that he echoed this sound too softly, and the reflection time was too long. Xie Siyan's attention had already returned to the dining table. He suddenly felt heartache, covered it subconsciously, walked over and grabbed Xie Siyan's hand holding chopsticks and said, "Go wash your face." brush teeth."
Xie Siyan looked at Lu Lishen's expression similar to his grandma's, and wondered if Lu Lishen had been infected by his grandma when he was a child, so he reflexively put away his rebellious emotions, said "oh" like a primary school student, and obediently went to wash his face and brush his teeth.
In the bathroom, Xie Siyan noticed a strange phenomenon. He could understand that the toothbrush and towels were prepared by Lu Lishen, but there were also two cups, which obviously looked like a pair. He looked around and found that they were almost Everything was in pairs, even the hooks on the wall. While brushing his teeth, he wondered if Lu Lishen had some kind of collection habit, the kind that specialized in collecting things in pairs.
Lu Lishen outside suddenly remembered the ubiquitous couples in his house, he walked to the door of the bathroom, and saw Xie Siyan spitting foam from his mouth, baring his teeth at the mirror.
"Yanyan, I prefer to buy things in pairs. I've always lived alone!"
Xie Siyan spit out the foam in his mouth, turned to look at Lu Lishen who was explaining to him at the door, and said with a smile of "I already knew": "Didn't you say that you live alone! Well, I can actually see it, I I understand, it’s easy to be lonely alone, and you always need some hobbies, how about I teach you how to play games? You definitely didn’t play games when you were in school, I’ll show you how to fight bosses!”
"I play Rubik's Cube." Lu Lishen answered casually, and pink fireworks lit up in his heart again. It turned out that he trusted him so much in his words!
After brushing his teeth, Xie Siyan came out after wiping his face with cold water, and said to Lu Lishen disgustedly: "The Rubik's Cube is not called a game! It seems that you have a deep misunderstanding of entertainment, Brother Lu, do you want to go to my house to play games? "
Lu Lishen raised his eyebrows, Yan Yan, is this inviting him to his house?He hasn't been to Yan Yan's house yet!It was bought by Yanyan's father for Yanyan to marry and live in. Is that what he meant when he went?Last time he only glanced at the door and failed to go in. Will he agree this time?
In the end, before Lu Lishen could decide whether to agree or not, Xie Siyan had already skipped the topic and ran towards the dining table, and Lu Lishen felt a pain in his chest again.
During breakfast time, Xie Siyan ate and Lu Lishen watched. In the end, Xie Siyan perfectly solved Lu Lishen's breakfast.When Lu Lishen watched him eat, he couldn't help but think, fortunately, Xie Siyan has a physique that won't get fat no matter how much he eats, otherwise he wouldn't have room to use the cooking skills he has practiced for so many years.
But Yuanyuan's speech is also very cute!In Lu Lishen's mind, the appearance of little friend Xie when he was a child appeared.
After breakfast, it was time to clean up. Lu Lishen thought that Xie Siyan's invitation to his house was over, but he didn't want Xie Siyan to bring it up again.
"Brother Lu, are you busy this weekend?" Xie Siyan and Lu Lishen asked while putting away the bowls.
"No."
"Would you like to play games at my house?"
Lu Lishen really only hesitated for half a second this time, but Xie Siyan immediately changed his mind.
"Forget it! That's not suitable, why don't I go out and go shopping?"
Xie Siyan, as an otaku who doesn't bother to go out unless he is summoned on weekends, can take the initiative to invite Lu Lishen to go out. He feels that this is his true love.However, Lu Lishen continued to move his hands as if he didn't hear his words.
When all the bowls were returned to the kitchen, Xie Siyan couldn't help feeling anxious, and asked, "Don't you need to wash the bowls?" This wasn't what he wanted to ask, as expected, Lu Lishen's problems were contagious!
"where to?"
Lu Lishen's answer didn't match his question, but Xie Siyan's eyes were filled with surprise. He looked at Lu Lishen for a while before he realized, "Anywhere!"
At the door of the kitchen, the two men whose combined length would have pierced the ceiling looked like young classmates who had just fallen in love in high school. It was as if they had kneaded each other's hearts together.
Xie Siyan pretended to be careless, went to the two brothers to hook Lu Lishen's neck again, and asked in a particularly awkward way: "Brother Lu, have you never been in a relationship?"
Lu Lishen looked at Xie Siyan calmly, and blurted out, "We talked about it."
Xie Siyan's movements froze suddenly, his eyebrows frowned, and he glared at Lu Lishen pretending to be angry and said, "Mother-fetal singles despise you! I'm going home and changing clothes!"
"Okay, I'll pick you up later."
Xie Siyan scratched his head in discomfort, feeling that something was wrong with him. He let go of Lu Lishen's head and walked to the hall, only to find a pair of new shoes by his feet.Subconsciously, he didn't ask Lu Lishen, but went to put on his shoes in silence, and it was just right.The size of the slippers may be the same, but it is really impossible for him and Lu Lishen's leather shoes to be of the same size. At this moment, he finally understood where his wrong fit was.
When Lu Lishen said that he had been in love, he seemed to be really angry?
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