[Transformers]Chaser

Sam was finally hired, although he didn't know exactly what happened, but he didn't want to think about it anymore, he was hired!Even now, I still can’t believe it. Even when he came out, his parents were so happy that he jumped three feet high when they found out that he was hired, and they were still dizzy.So he called Mikaela with this erratic mood: "Mikaela, I'm hired."

Mikaela heard this sentence just after receiving the call, and asked in disbelief: "Is this true?" Sam's winning rate can be known without any calculations, because it is 'zero'.

"I also don't think it's true, but it happens."

"That's great, you don't have to hear my father complaining again."

"..." Why did he suddenly feel unhappy at all?

So he called Ann again.

"Really? That's great!" Ann breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the news, and then asked curiously, "Then how does my plan work?"

As a result, Ann only heard a beep, and it was Sam who hung up the phone decisively.

Let us turn our attention to the prairie in the XX area.

A harmonious scene appeared on the prairie. At this time, a car of a model unknown to the author came and parked here. I saw him transform from a tattered, rusty car into a handsome knight in a cape Robot, the scarlet glow under the cape tells us who he is - Megatron.But it doesn’t matter if you can’t guess, because after his voice machine let out a tiger-like growl that scared the elephant back three steps, he said another sentence: “I’am, buy a pass.” Although we don’t know What is the point of his doing this, the author guesses, maybe this is to satisfy his perverted deterrent?

"It's the master! The master is back!" A Decepticon that was so small that it seemed to have only a big head and four limbs ran over with a walking stick to inform his companions, oh, he also has a tongue that is as disgusting as Alice but in a different shape.

I don't know whether it's dizziness or what, Megatron looked very tired and desolate, walked slowly into the base and sat in the feeding area, and then lovingly looked at the newborn baby Decepticon in the iron bucket waiting to be fed, while throwing energy powder to him. How rare are they to be gentle?The voice said: "Don't be so greedy, my fragile little ones." This made us sigh, if Mr. Wei didn't have the ambition of being doomed to be cannon fodder, then he must be a good papa! (dirt!)

With a few swishes, Starscream quickly transformed, knelt down on one knee and stroked his chest with one hand, flatteringly said: "Seeing you are so weak, it really makes my heart ache." In fact, Starscream's dirt Now, Boss Wei was already tired of his words, he warned Starscream: "Stop that flattery, how did I teach you a lesson before? Stop talking nonsense!" He couldn't be gentle with Starscream Wei.So that rare tenderness really made the author rippling in an instant... =.= Well, more than that. (ˉ﹃ˉ)

Cough cough cough, back to the topic.

The mechanical bird came back and landed on the silver arm of the real papa that the author was very fond of - Soundwave. Then, the real papa walked towards the fake papa and said, "Your Majesty Megatron, Soundwave is reporting to you." Aww. ..... His voice is also kind of bunny (ˉ﹃ˉ) (dirt!)

Megatron casually flicked a small repair on his head that made him uncomfortable, and asked, "What new news has your little assassin brought?"

The mechanical bird also has the obscene tongue ORZ, and he began to report: "The Autobots took the bait. They found the ark and took what was on it."

When Megatron heard the news, he stood up in a good mood and said, "You have followed them all the way to the moon. You did a great job." He stretched out his hand and crushed a little doctor, "Your human partner has used up everything. , Sonic. Time to shut them up."

So Sonic Papa ordered: "Mechanical Bird, kill them."

"I'm so happy." The mechanical bird was about to leave, and then remembered something, "The Autobot seems to have noticed the existence of Gould, and the human named Sam went to his company."

"That worm..." Megatron remembered what that Sam had done to him, "Keep an eye on him and kill him if necessary."

"Yes, Lord Megatron."

Well, let's turn our eyes back again, and hope your necks are still strong.

Sam arrived in Gould's space company in a neat suit.After all, this was his official first job.But as soon as he arrived, he saw a fierce bronze-colored beauty and said: "The old lady quit!" and walked away chicly.This made Sam murmur enviously: "It seems that she must be rich."

The person who assigned the job (guess) didn't hear this sentence, and he turned to Sam and complained: "New here, see? That's the way broken Latin women are. If you don't wear clothes in my office body, you'll be fired. Got it?"

Sam nodded consciously, and got to work—arranging the rolls of paper on the trolley, the task of distributing to various departments?Paper.

"This car will stay with you for two and a half years. You have to take it with you when you eat, drink, and drink. There is no shortcut to make you lazy. I am very strict, understand?" the branch member (abbreviation) rambled.Sam self-consciously replied, "Yes sir, I understand."

"Okay, let's get to work."

Then Sam started his trolley journey.

Unbeknownst to Sam, a short man with yellow-rimmed glasses is watching him from behind him.When he got to the office...

This man seems to be waiting for a printer...

When he took the elevator...

This man attacked him!Maybe we should call it X-harassment?After all, sneak attack and harassment are two concepts, although both are the same intimacy. Contact.This man clinging to his body after drinking Shuhua milk makes Sam feel terrible, this man can't be gay, right?

"I know who you are, Vicky, Witwick." Jerry said every word.

But Sam didn't want to hear what he was saying. After all, in this situation, no one would listen and would only run away or resist, so he chose to run away the moment the elevator door opened.It's the first time that Sam has had such close contact with a man in such a big age!It's... horrific.

Sam wanted to stay away from Jerry, pretending to be calm but pushing his small stroller quickly, but Jerry didn't let him go, followed his footsteps, and whispered in his ear: "You are in six different It appears in the background of the photo that you have been to two continents with aliens, and that person in Egypt is you, right? Am I right? Because you know those aliens.” The road came to an end, Jay Rui suddenly stopped the topic when Sam was calm on the outside and stunned in his heart, and ran to the toilet after saying "see you later!" Sam was still hesitating to ask, because the X harassment just now made him feel very uncomfortable. Not right, but when he realized that his coat was taken away, he immediately chased after him, "Give me back my coat!"

It was a tragedy for Sam. Not only did he not get his coat, but he was forcibly pushed into the innermost toilet by this seemingly short and weak man. He fell down on the toilet and was firmly held down by Jerry. The door is closed... Cough cough, please calm down the rotten emotions, (positive color) We have to look at this matter with normal eyes... How is it possible! (flip table)

We won’t discuss the expression on Sam’s face. In order to pull this chapter from BL back to the normal BG track, Rabbit is obliged to let you pay attention to Jerry’s language, not his behavior.

"My surname is Wang, Shen... Wang... Shen... Wang... You can call me Jerry but you must remember that my name is Wang... Shen... Don't you understand ? [Deep Throat] Detective!" Jerry got closer and closer, and Sam showed horror, especially when he heard the title of Detective, which sounded very abnormal at this time, he was shamelessly thinking wrong, this The man wouldn't really want to rape him, would he? ! ! ! ! (Reader complained: Hey, rabbit, didn't you say to look at it with 'normal' eyes? The rabbit ignored it and was shot flying.)

But he didn't have time to panic about this. Jerry's emotions became more and more agitated. He shook Sam and growled in a low voice: "Watergate! You must know!" He looked outside, then immediately squatted down to signal Sam to keep quiet.Then he jumped off Sam and said, "They're listening, I can't go to the government, but you can, something's going to happen kid, codename [Pink], [Pink-Floyd] [Pink], dark side, do you know why no one has been there since 1972?"

Sam was confused, "You speak English, but it's English that I can't understand." Although he could vaguely understand that this man didn't seem to want to do anything to him but was looking for him for something urgent, maybe It has something to do with the Decepticons, but his behavior has left Sam deeply horrified, because Jerry actually started to take off his pants!

oh! NO! ! !Is he really going to rape him? ! ! ! !I said so much before to make him let go of his guard, Hun Dan! ! ! !Sam lost his composure in an instant, this was definitely something he couldn't tolerate, he had finally grown so old that his virginity was ruined by men!Sam immediately got up to stop him, but was suppressed by Jerry. Can you imagine the desperate expression?Jerry didn't care so much, "You will thank my child." While talking, he took out a roll of long strips of paper from the beep—(we love river crab), pasted it under Sam's nose and scratched it.. ....Don't you think your actions and words are completely out of line?

A moment of silence for Sam, who, for the first time ever, knew what a man's beep smelled like.It's a sad story that Sam lost too many of his precious firsts just today, in this airline he was undercover.

"Here is my statement. They want to kill us, everyone who knows the inside story. Your alien friends are in danger, and they depend on you to save them." Jerry finally didn't put the paper close to Sam's again. The face is just 'simple' held in the hand.

...If you said this earlier, it would be over.Sam, who finally understood it, accepted the beep-smelling statement with a bit of psychological shadow, and he came out quickly after Jerry went to the toilet... There were people outside, and Sam could only force himself with that subtle gaze. Turning around and leaving with a scalp, today is really a nightmare, An is really a pit!

The author has something to say:

Please comfort me in this chapter! ! ! !Rabbit wrote this chapter three times ah three times! ! ! !It’s okay to save it! ! ! ! (Already fainted in the toilet)

I don’t want to write emotions anymore T^TT^TT^T

I don’t even have the good mood after watching Bian 4 (tears collapse)