[Transformers]Chaser

As Sam was getting ready for his interview, his tragedy struck, no one expected his parents to return so early that he was caught right out the door.

Jolie happily greeted her son: "Hey honey!"

But Sam reflexively closed the door as he did with Ann, and then remembered the difference between them, that was the boss of his family, so he endured the bitterness and turned his face into a sunny mode, "How did Ann do it?" With a bright smile? 'by: Sam's bitter heart.Do you think other people are out of work like you?

"I miss you so much," Sam said, walking over to his parents and giving them a hug.

"I thought you didn't want to see us." Sam's father (the author forgot his name, guilty) looked at Sam's appearance, "Are you going to work? Hurry up, don't let us delay."

...Poke anywhere and don't poke the pain, Hun Dan.Sam turned his head in embarrassment, stretched out his index finger to pick his cheek and said, "I, I actually haven't worked yet."

silence.

"I really don't know why Mikaela is still willing to follow you." Sam's father said harshly.

"..."

"You let me down so much, Sam, oh, honey, I suddenly feel so sad." Judy fell into his father's arms heartbroken.

"..."

Let's skip over the life tragedy that Sam was trained all the way and trained badly. (Mud! What's the difference between you talking about it!) Then, here's the scene from Sam's interview:

Facing the old man who was obsessed with yellow, Sam said, "Sir, first of all, I want to clarify that what I said was that I hoped that you could meet me alone. It has no practical meaning and cannot be true. I can Doesn't saying something like that mean I have a great imagination?"

"It's a good idea, although... but not many people would say such words, you can continue." Although the old man in the yellow tie felt very angry at being cheated, such incredible words had an effect, which is also A useful idea.So Sam took a deep breath and said in an orderly manner the introduction he had already prepared: "I have a young dream, a young physique, and a young labor force that can realize my dream. Sir, I believe you once had A person with the power to pursue dreams relentlessly, right?"

"Do you mean that I am old and frail and can't do anything?" Mr. Yellow Tie instantly turned into Brother Sharp.

This made Sam very flustered, "No no no, that's not what I mean. I mean you need a very energetic young man like me. I mean, for work, not for other...."

"so what?"

"I just want to say, you will regret it if you don't find me."'Me. ' Sam added a word silently.

"Young man, you really let me down. I thought you had something to look forward to when you made such a shocking statement at the mouth of the personnel department, but it turned out to be a bunch of nonsense. You know that there is nothing wrong with saying something you will regret How many high-minded and arrogant graduates have told me? At the beginning, I wondered if the person who could say such a sentence was you?"

'Can I say that's what Ann said if she wanted to be admitted?' Sam complained silently, "...I'm sorry." He choked out these few words in frustration.

"Young man, I'll give you another chance. Come on, say something that will make me keep you." The yellow scarf... the old man with the yellow tie decided to give him another chance, after all, he can say that kind of thing People, really, no.

"I saved you twice without you knowing." Sam felt aggrieved, so he brought out his heroic deeds to tell how wronged he was, "This is something you don't know but the government knows, I really saved you twice."

"It seems that you are a delusional patient, I am sorry young man, I cannot hire you." Yellow scarf... Yellow tie is disappointed.

Sam left his seat without saying a word, and this time, he broke his record of not being hired. 'Perhaps, if Ann was here, she would have been admitted. ' thought Sam.

He slowly moved towards the elevator, his back looked extremely bleak, if he added small leaves, the effect would be even better.

Behind him, Mr. Yellow Tie got a call and, "Wait a minute young man! You're hired."

Sam paused, what's the matter?

That call was from none other than Dylan Gould, the chairman of the company.

Why did he call?In fact, when the mechanical bird came to find him, he saw Sam and his abandoned Bumblebee car (Bai Mi was not happy to change it), and knew that he came here for a purpose. You ask him how he would know?In fact, it is very simple. The mechanical bird can sense that the car is a Transformer. In addition to the strange behavior of the Autobots during this period - they stopped investigating the movements of Lord Megatron, so they suspected that they had participated in the War between the Decepticons and the Autobots twice. Did Sam come here with some unspoken secret, so he asked Gould to keep him.

The author has something to say:

Ann and Sam's Little Theater:

"Sam, let me tell you a secret. If you can be appreciated, it will be very helpful for the recruitment." Ann was still worried that this guy would not be hired without the help of his girlfriend.

"Is it your loss not to hire me?"

"wrong."

"I'll definitely be back?"

"Have you watched Pleasant Goat too much?"

"...If you don't hire me, will you regret it for the rest of your life?"

"Vulgar?" Disgusting expression.

"Then you just say it!" Runaway.

"Ahem, a simple sentence: 'I am pregnant with your boss' child, Mr. Huang Scarf.'"

"...the door is there, walk slowly." His face was paralyzed, and he pointed.

"Hey, you can't do this. I'm helping you. This sentence is definitely useful. People will definitely talk to you. Then you can explain the reason with your smooth tongue and it's OK."

It seems...is that the case?

"Then, who is the yellow scarf?"

"Oh, that's the HR Manager, my nickname." Indifferently.

"He will cry if he knows." Tucao.

So you really did that Sam!Your parents know they will cry!

PS: Do you think it is too outrageous?Rabbit, this is a spoof, it's really a spoof and can't be taken seriously.

pps: Are you happy that the rabbit has suddenly worked hard these days? (ˉ(∞)ˉ)