I just want a five-star review [Quick Transmigration]

The old grandma has been a little bit satisfied with Liansheng, and now she is very dissatisfied. She looks white and clean, but she is not a virgin. She is not a virgin if she is here. I don’t know if he will like it if I send it to her. The old grandma is gloomy. Senran's face was full of disgust and dissatisfaction.

Liansheng was wronged by her dissatisfaction.

If a normal man doesn't even masturbate, can he still be called a man?This is a normal physiological need. The structure of human beings is like this. Can this also be called breaking the body?Then choose him for a ghost marriage. It is more realistic to directly choose that kind of child. This is too conservative. Is it possible that there are really people in this world who have reached a certain age but have not helped themselves? ?

Even if there is, it must be a sick person that needs treatment.

Liansheng was a little overwhelmed by the old grandma's gaze, he opened his mouth to explain and said, "Old man, let me tell you, in fact, when a man reaches a certain age, it's very..." normal.

"Irregularity." The old lady interrupted Liansheng's words loudly. She used to speak gloomyly and her tone was lifeless. Just these three words were full of energy and quite powerful. She was simply a It's like the elders teaching the ineffective juniors.

Liansheng: "..." I didn't, he couldn't say the three words anyway.

The old lady rolled her dull eyes unhappily. She stopped looking at Liansheng and did not speak again. She went to a corner of the room and took out a chopping knife. She walked out of the room with the chopping knife and went to the side of the house to chop A locust tree branch came in and neatly trimmed off the leaves on the branch. Before Liansheng realized what she was doing, the old woman lifted up the neatly trimmed locust tree branch and started beating him.

It was a real beating, and Liansheng was stunned. At the first blow, he subconsciously wanted to hide, but after that he stopped moving and just stood there to suffer. After all, apart from this old lady, there are many other people outside the house. People, two fists are hard to beat four feet, compared to standing like this and being beaten, it is better than seven or eight people pushing themselves to the ground for a while.

The old grandma was still muttering something while beating her mouth, and she hit Liansheng's ass every time. She didn't have much strength, but Liansheng was very ashamed: this is the way to ignore the five-finger girl. end.

Masturbation is also a sin, and this is redemption.

After the spanking, the buttocks were spanked on the right heart, as if to teach Lian a lesson, the grandma stopped after ten spankings, and threw the locust tree stick in her hand, "Take care of yourself from now on, don't have sex anymore. Cheap thoughts."

Liansheng was speechless, the generation gap was too great, and it would be futile to speak, so he chose to remain silent.

The old grandma tilted her head, and her tone became slow and air-conditioned again: "Do you understand?"

"……understood."

Then the old lady began to help Liansheng put on the white clothes completely. Only then did Liansheng realize that the blue patterns on the white clothes combined were some patterns of monsters, ghosts and snake gods. This set is much more comfortable to wear on the body than the red one, and it is also very comfortable to stick to the skin, a bit warm in winter and cool in summer.

After wearing it, Liansheng was re-sent into the sedan chair this time. After entering the sedan chair, the grandmother solemnly stuffed a black tablet into Liansheng's hand, and asked him to hold it with both hands upright.

The tablet is not big, it is polished and clean, it is a small tablet, I don’t know what kind of wood it is made of, the tablet exudes a disgusting smell of blood, and the strange thing is that there is no blood on this tablet. If it wasn't for the shape of a tablet, Lian Sheng would have thought it was a piece of wood.

"Hold it well, and don't let go." The old woman explained gloomyly as she stood at the door of the sedan chair like a ghost with a white paper lantern in her hand.

Liansheng turned his gaze away from the tablet, forced the corners of his mouth up, and said with a smile, "Okay, I won't let go."

Only then did the old lady put down the car curtain in satisfaction. This sacrifice was good. She hoped that person would like it, and she was full of expectations for Liansheng. On the road, and then she went to the front and the mage in front to open the way together.

Continue to marry.

The sound of the suona continued to blow and beat, the paper money was scattered, and it seemed that the gate of the underworld opened in the mist. The bearers carried the sedan chairs and continued on the road. , the name is not written on the tablet, could it be that this person has no name?What kind of yin relatives do people without names have? Wouldn't it be better to reincarnate early?All these superstitions are nothing more than psychological effects.

Liansheng smiled and sighed, put the tablet casually on his lap, closed his eyes and planned to take a nap, but after walking for some time, Liansheng who was sitting in the sedan chair suddenly felt a little cold, he opened his eyes, I felt that the sedan chair that had been walking steadily would seem to be bumpy and swaying rhythmically. The old lady told me not to look out, but Liansheng in the sedan chair still slightly opened the small sedan chair curtain on the side. Just look at the situation outside.

It was pitch black, and the sky at night seemed to be even darker. At first glance, I could only see a piece of blackness. It was too quiet outside. I was walking in the woods, but there was no sound of wind blowing leaves and birds, which I could hear before. There were a few crows calling, but now there is no sound. It seems that the suona sound of the wedding is getting more and more bleak. The paper money is flying all over the sky, and it is gone with the wind in the darkness. Liansheng opened the curtain a little more, and stuck his head out a little.

This time the team seemed to be walking uphill, the sedan chair was swaying, Liansheng observed the surrounding situation with a pair of eyes, his eyes slowly moved down aimlessly, but his eyes suddenly stopped, the scene in his eyes made him His pupils dilated slightly, and his face was filled with astonishment and astonishment.

Everyone who was going to marry him, including the four bearers who carried him in this sedan chair, had a wrong walking posture. Instead of stepping on the ground with both feet, they were walking on tiptoes. The toes touched the ground and then quickly lifted off the ground. .

Going up the slope is to walk on tiptoes, the ground contact area is small, and the sedan chair is naturally wobbly.

Inexplicably a little weird.

When Liansheng saw this scene, he subconsciously paused for a few seconds. He looked at it for a while, put down the car curtain lightly, pinched the unnamed tablet in his hand, and murmured: "... It's kind of scary." How can a normal person walk like this, the sedan chair was rickety, and the sedan chair wobbled as he sat in it.

I don't know how long it took to walk, the suona sound changed a tune, and the sedan chair was put down. After putting down this time, the people outside seemed to be arranging something, and there were more chaotic voices. It seemed that they had reached their destination. Lian Holding the memorial tablet in the doctor's hand, the grandmother opened the car curtain, took a folded red hijab from the tray at hand, spread it out, and let the golden letter on the hijab upward, without speaking or explaining anything. , Just cover Liansheng's head with his head and face.

At this time, she seemed very taboo to make a sound, and everything was done in silence.

Liansheng's sight was blocked, and the outsiders seemed to move faster. They put down the tribute, lit the incense candles, and left after doing all this. The sound of the suona was still ringing, but this time it gradually drifted away until In the end, it disappeared completely, which also proved that the people who gave the marriage were gone.

Liansheng listened to the sound outside. It seemed that there was no sound. These people had all left. He was just about to take off the red hijab on his head and get out of the sedan chair to check the situation.

"You can't lift the hijab." The ghostly voice of the grandmother outside the sedan chair came, hoarse voice with a warning, Liansheng immediately stopped, thinking, even if he was not in the sedan chair, he would know what he was doing, the old grandmother's eyes Is it an infrared detector?It's so accurate, yes, she can even tell that she is masturbating.

Lu Ruan's face looks heavy and lustful.

The old lady was carrying a paper lantern. She was the last one to leave. Before she left, she took out a bell and shook it six times.

Liansheng in the sedan chair didn't dare to move anymore. After a while, he called out to the old man, but no one answered. This time, he should have finished walking. After making sure there was no one, he lifted the red hijab and put his hand I put the unmarked tablet in the sedan chair and planned to go out.

"Wow, I was really scared to death! What the hell, it's really out of my mind!"

An unfamiliar voice came to Liansheng's ears, Liansheng was taken aback, and opened the car curtain to see that this is a mountain depression, and there are stone monuments in the mountain depression, and the dense fog is enough for Liansheng to see clearly that this is a cemetery .

There are a lot of tributes at the door of the sedan chair, and two sticks of incense sticks are inserted on the sedan chairs on both sides to give off light. Even in an open place, the smell of incense candles is still strong. There are quite a few, all of which are neatly arranged, including dowry jewelry, drinks and candy, and the slaughtered animals are placed on a large wooden stake, with blood still dripping on their necks, just like a sacrifice.

The red sedan chair is not only Liansheng's, but there are two beside it, which are almost exactly the same.

There were three red sedan chairs in total, and the three red sedan chairs were lined up side by side in the cemetery, and the voice just now came from another sedan chair. Liansheng was hesitant to speak, but immediately after that, there was another one in that sedan chair who was dressed like him. The person dressed in white impatiently opened the car curtain and walked down.

It's a man, he doesn't look very old, probably about the same age as Lu Ruan, and he looks very smart.

The man was startled when he saw Liansheng screaming, and hurried to find a weapon to protect himself. After seeing that he was a human being like himself, he breathed a sigh of relief, stepped forward and said, "Why? You are also here to marry of?"

Liansheng looked at him and then at himself, nodded, "Probably." It seemed that he was not the only one who was sent for the yin marriage, there were three people in three sedan chairs, and they had companions anyway.

"Hey! I'm also a fallen man in the world." He walked over, patted Liansheng's shoulder, put his shoulders together and said familiarly: "Which mountain are you from?"

Liansheng couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I'm not a mountain top."

The clever boy rubbed his chin, and introduced himself unrulyly: "My name is Qian Shaojie, what about you?"

Liansheng: "My name is Lu Ruan."

"Lu Ruan." Qian Shaojie repeated, joking with a smile, "Ruan? Why does your name sound the same as a girl's name." Before Liansheng could say anything, he stretched his head to look at the remaining red hat The sedan chair, he cursed, walked over impatiently, and kicked the sedan chair door heavily, "Jin Xiaoya, what are you doing squatting in there? You really want to be a dead man's wife, come out quickly, It doesn’t feel rushed either.”

These two people still know each other, were they also arrested and sent here together?But when he came out of Zhuangzi, he was the only one. These two people should have been sent from other places.

"No, didn't you say that you can't lift the hijab, can't you go out?" A little girl stammered from inside the sedan chair, her voice was trembling, obviously very scared, she urged Qian Shaojie outside the sedan chair , "You, you don't go back to the sedan chair, don't let them find out."

"Why, there is nothing at all, you can't get out?" Qian Shaojie reached into the sedan chair to pull people away, but Jin Xiaoya was the first to lift it out with shaking hands, and the hijab on her head was suddenly caught by Qian Shaojie. Pulled it off, "The bright red sedan chair, the white clothes, and the red hijab on top, attracts ghosts, it's so ugly, even if it really attracts ghosts, ghosts don't like it, look at the fat on your waist, it's like a swimming ring. "

The action of him tearing off the red hijab made Jin Xiaoya raise her hand to hit him, but she was not afraid of such a fuss. And after Liansheng, with a blushing face, he asked in a friendly manner, "Hey, are you the same as us?... Well, but, you are much more handsome than Qian Shaojie."

Lu Ruan has good facial features, handsome and pleasant, and has no worries about food and clothing since childhood. The only character in the family, not to mention a collection of thousands of pets, but he grew up with careful care, a bit of a handsome young man.

Qian Shaojie cut his throat and protested: "I am also very handsome, do you understand what hormones are? What is cool."

The two of them quarreled a few more words, and finally the three of them got together in the deserted cemetery and said a few words. Liansheng didn't plan to waste any more time, and planned to leave. No matter how hidden this place is, as long as there is the sun and direction. Must be able to go out.

But Qian Shaojie told him that he couldn't walk, he didn't know the way, and the mountains were dangerous. He and Jin Xiaoya had escaped several times, but they were trapped in the forest and almost attacked by wild animals. In the end, they walked back by themselves.

"There are bears and snakes in the mountains. It's so gloomy that we can't go out at all. After tonight, they will come to pick us up." Qian Shaojie slumped on the ground, calm in the cemetery, and they said a few words It's okay to be popular, but if you don't talk, the surroundings are really quiet.

Lu Ruan accidentally strayed into this place while out playing with Su Chenming, but is it the same for Qian Shaojie and Jin Xiaoya?Judging by the intimacy of the two, could it be that they also eloped?

Liansheng was thinking about the problem, but when he looked up, he saw Qian Shaojie, who was sitting slumped on the ground, took off his shoes and picked things up with his red cloth shoes.

After digging for a while, there was a crash—several packs of dried pork jerky and dried stinky tofu came out.

Liansheng: "..."

Qian Shaojie looked at him: "Do you eat dried pork?"

Liansheng looked at his red cloth shoes, and after a long while, he said, "...have a bag."

The three sparsely tore the wrapping paper, gnawed on dried pork jerky and stinky tofu, the slight smell of pickled peppers and soy sauce filled the cemetery, the wind was blowing, and the dense fog that had been lingering around the cemetery seemed to be a little bigger. But the three of them are not very afraid when they are together. The incense candles have been burning, and the light of the fire has gradually become weaker, and it is a bit cold. Liansheng yawned. It is too late to run around in the forest. What is there? Let's wait until dawn.

At this moment, Jin Xiaoya stood up suddenly, and hurried back to her sedan chair. Liansheng thought she was going back into the sedan chair to keep warm, but she came out with a bunch of things after a while, and asked a little shyly: "I have a hot pot here, which is self-heating. Do you want to eat it?"

Liansheng: "..." Are you planning to have a party in this graveyard...