I just want a five-star review [Quick Transmigration]

When Liansheng woke up, what he saw was a steaming bowl of noodles on a dilapidated wooden table, with chopped green onions and cabbage sprinkled on the surface, and the smell of noodle soup was in the air. He blinked lower eyes.

"Ruan Ruan, eat quickly, I made it myself, after eating, sleep well. When they are all asleep, I will take you away." The voice of the speaker's last words was very low, as if he was afraid that someone would listen to like.

He sat across from Liansheng, smiling and handing chopsticks to Liansheng.

Liansheng came to his senses and took the chopsticks. The chopsticks were made of some kind of wood. They were vermilion, longer than the chopsticks used by ordinary people, and there was a mild musty smell on the chopsticks. He didn't know if they were cleaned. After hesitating for a moment, he mixed the noodles in the bowl with chopsticks. Before the noodles he picked up could be put into his mouth, Liansheng raised his head and looked at the question on the opposite side, and suddenly complained: "Vegetarian noodles, don't talk about meat. Fry a poached egg, it’s so vegetarian, how can I eat it?” Liansheng put down the chopsticks and pushed the bowl, with a face of refusal, “I want to eat meat.”

The dilapidated wooden table couldn't bear Lian Sheng's push of the bowl like this, and the legs of the table were not stable. If it wasn't for the quick eyesight of the person sitting across from him, the bowl of noodles would almost have fallen to the ground.

"...Ruan Ruan, you can eat first, and I will take you to eat delicious food when you leave here." The person sitting opposite came over with his face upright, and sat next to Liansheng. He didn't get angry with his behavior, instead, he fed him noodles with a chopstick, "I made it with my own hands, no matter how you eat it, you should also eat a little bit to fill your stomach, or you will ruin your body."

The name of this body is Lu Ruan. He is the son of the boss of a small company. Not to mention rich and powerful, but he has no worries about food and clothing, is loved by his parents, and his personality is not like that of a playboy. I heard it, but I like men, but my parents don't agree. The family originally booked a marriage for him, and I know the truth, but Lu Ruan has her own ideas, so she lost her temper, packed her things and eloped with her boyfriend.

Saying that elopement is actually losing your temper, not contacting your parents, going to different places to play, scaring your parents, so that they will agree to be with your boyfriend, parents love him so much, at most it will take a little more time, and you can always agree , So the two eloped for almost a month. They ran to a remote island to play a week ago. The two got separated from the tour group and entered a Zhuangzi by mistake. They have stayed in this Zhuangzi for a week.

This Zhuangzi is not like the colorful world outside. People from generation to generation live here, live here and die here. However, whether it is housing, construction, clothing or other things, they are very backward. They are out of touch with society, and they still cook, burn firewood, and drink. What they eat is water from the well, and what they eat is the food they grow themselves. The ground in the house is bare without a floor. There is no signal, and a mobile phone is useless. Lu Ruan and Su Chenming can't get out of this village.

Lu Ruan's boyfriend is Su Chenming, who works in sales in a business company. The two met each other in college. Su Chenming was excellent in character and learning in college, but his family conditions are not very good, but he is genuine and warm-hearted. As a warm man, Lu Ruan likes his warmth, and the relationship between the two has always been very good.

"I don't want to be a vegetarian. I don't have the strength to be a vegetarian. I want to eat eggs and meat." Liansheng was unmoved by Su Chenming's warmth. He stood up, opened the wooden door of the room, and poked out half of his head to see What I saw was the thick fog permeating the mountains, and some people sitting on the threshold of their homes to rest, some of those people were smoking with old cigarette barrels, talking to each other, but their eyes were indeed watching The house on Liansheng's side.

Su Chenming went to the pot and stove to add more firewood and wash the pot, and went to the owner of the room where they lived to ask for an egg. He tried to buy it with money, but the people here seem to be very Buddhist. He doesn't care about money, so Su Chenming's egg was exchanged for the watch on his wrist.

This watch was given to him by Lu Ruan on his birthday last time. One watch is exchanged for one egg. Actually, the relationship has already come to an end.

The hot egg noodles were on the table. It looked much better than the plain noodles with less water in the soup just now. Liansheng took a bite happily and immediately raised his eyebrows. It was really unpalatable, far from the delicious noodles made by Xie Zhong.

Even though it was unpalatable, in order to gather strength, he still finished a bowl of noodles and even the soup. Seeing him finish eating, Su Chenming was secretly relieved.

After the sun went down, every household in the Zhuangzi turned on the lights. The lights were not very bright, and occasionally a few dogs barking could be heard. The quiet and remote village had a sense of eerie feeling. It didn’t take long after dark. Every household in the Zhuangzi We all went to bed, without any other recreational activities, and those who went to bed early got up early.

Lu Ruan and Su Chenming lived in the same room. After Lu Ruan fell asleep, the dozing Su Chenming immediately got up from the bed. He quickly packed his things and stuffed everything into the backpack. He took a last look at Lu Ruan on the bed. Ruan resolutely left the room where the two were resting.

The pitch-black Zhuangzi had no light, no moonlight, and it was even more shady. The crows in the dense forest near Zhuangzi were screaming so that people could feel palpitations. People with poles blocked the way.

"What are you doing? I've already promised you that I'm in the house. You have to take me out." Su Chenming said tremblingly, holding a flashlight in his hand, but he still couldn't see the road clearly in the dark. I can't see clearly what it looks like to catch my own person.

This Zhuangzi's location is secret, and incredible things often happen. Without acquaintances to lead the way, he can't get out. It was promised early in the morning that he would be taken out, but now he is caught, and Su Chenming feels great anxiety. Here Some people say that it doesn't make sense, but if they can make sense, it won't be the current situation.

"You want to stay." Behind Su Chenming, the voice of the elder in charge of Zhuangzi sounded, and a smell of tobacco wafted into the air. Su Chenming felt a pain in the back of his neck and passed out.

When Su Chenming woke up, his whole body was tied up with hemp rope and he couldn't move. The people in the village rushed to smooth his face and wash him up. Not far away, Lian Sheng, who was wearing a red wedding dress, was smiling. look at him.

The red wedding dress is embroidered with exquisite golden patterns. Every button is carefully selected. The waist is closed. This wedding dress is very beautiful. If it were a different environment, Su Chenming would praise Lu Ruan, but now seeing him cooperating with Zhuangzi's people in wearing the wedding dress, he yelled in horror and guilt: "...Ruan Ruan." After all, he planned to leave Liansheng and run away alone, because this Zhuangzi chose Lu Ruan as a sacrifice for their Zhuangzi, and Su Chenming made an agreement with the people in the Zhuangzi to keep him. , as long as let him go, there is no mobile phone signal here, and there is no way to call for help. In a week, Su Chenming saw many evil things in Zhuangzi.

People are selfish.

Lu Ruan was abandoned by him in this Zhuangzi, and was forced, pressured, and made a sacrifice by the people in the Zhuangzi. There was nothing wrong with flying each other when the disaster came, and he put Su Chenming on Liansheng's body and left, because he just wanted to survive. That's all, this is a normal person's reaction, and it only shows that the love is not deep enough, but Lu Ruan would not be willing to let Su Chenming go like this. Since he complained, Liansheng naturally had to be responsible for helping to evacuate the resentment, occupying it. The human body generally does what it wants to do.

Liansheng ate the bowl of egg noodles with "ingredients", and just as Su Chenming thought, he fell into a drowsy sleep and was a little unconscious, but he also reached an agreement with the people from Zhuangzi.

"High-end and high-grade things need other things to set off. Since I have to marry, I have to have a dowry, right? You can walk with me for a while."

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In the middle of the night, the rooster in Zhuangzi crowed for the first time, and the time came, and a yin marriage began.

Liansheng was stuffed into the red sedan chair, but he didn't do anything to resist. After all, he agreed, as long as he got Su Chenming back as his dowry, he would obediently be their sacrifice, and promised not to resist or fight , after Liansheng entered the dumplings.

Everyone was dressed in festive red, and they moved quickly. They carried four red silk boxes tied on poles. The red sedan chair was accompanied by a pair of boys and girls standing in the village. They carried yellow trays in their hands. There are gold and silver jewelry in the tray, and the people behind are holding a variety of fruits, all of which are freshly picked.

Su Chenming, who was the dowry, was tied up with red silk, sealed, and put into the space at the bottom of the red sedan chair where Liansheng was sitting. This sedan chair is quite special, it can sit on the top, and there is a part of the space below for the dowry things. Liansheng's dowry is a person, so naturally he wants to put Su Chenming in it.

In the darkness, the person in front shouted, biting the bell in his hand, and began to sprinkle paper money all over the sky to open the way. The bearer lifted the red charming child up, followed by the sound of the suona, and the sound was lively, but at this moment The atmosphere can only make people feel bleak and weird, a little creepy.

The wedding ceremony went forward unhurriedly, walking towards the dark forest, with the sound of suona and crows, Liansheng in the sedan chair yawned drowsily, Su Chen Ming was afraid that the medicine would not be effective, so he put a lot of it. The bowl of egg noodles smelled like soot. It was too sleepy, but he didn't dare to sleep because he didn't know what was waiting for him.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, the group stopped, and there was no sound at all. Liansheng's feet felt cold, and he hesitated for a moment, wanting to lift the curtain of the sedan chair to take a look, but in an instant, the sedan chair was put on the ground.

A hand lifted the car curtain.

Gusty winds blew into the sedan chair from the opened gap, Lian Sheng, who was not afraid all the way, couldn't help but hold his breath.

"come out."

In the darkness, the money papers were all over the ground, and the wind blew, and some even blew into the sedan chair and stuck to Liansheng's red cloth shoes. Liansheng looked carefully and saw a grey-haired old woman standing at the gate of the sedan chair, Her face lacked blood, and she looked like a dead body in the dark. If the weak heart was really scared to death, she opened all the car curtains and let Liansheng get out of the car.

After coming out, Liansheng realized that a group of people sending off the bride had arrived at a house, and they were at the door of the house at this moment.

Every household in Zhuangzi is next to each other and lives in groups. Only this house is alone, located in the woods, separated from Zhuangzi, and the trees around this place have grown for a long time. The tall locust trees and willows grow densely, seeming to cover the clouds and avoid the sun. If they are placed in the daytime, they may be a good place to enjoy the shade, but now, they will only make people feel gloomy and suffocating.

The old grandma stretched out her hand and took Liansheng's hand and led him into the room. Her eyes were dull, her face was haggard, and her whole body was lifeless. It was very low, but Liansheng knew that this person was alive.

The people in Zhuangzi are doing sacrifices to ghost marriages. Such superstitious things only exist in this backward place. You have to believe in science.

After entering the room, the old lady let go of her hand. She raised her head and started to stare at Liansheng. It was a sight that couldn't be expressed in words. Liansheng didn't know how to describe it, but it made him feel uncomfortable all over.

"Have you washed it yet?" Her voice came to Liansheng's ears slowly and air-conditioned, and she spoke very seriously.

Liansheng didn't understand what she meant when he heard her talking, but after a while he knew what she was referring to. When Liansheng was stuffed into the sedan chair, he was pressed into a big wooden barrel by the people in Zhuangzi After washing well for no less than five times, I finally poured a bucket of something that looked like milk, and sprinkled colorful petals on it. I pressed Liansheng to soak in the milk bath for a while before stopping. There is no doubt that his whole body is clean and glowing.

He nodded, "I've washed it." It was the most cumbersome bath he had ever taken, and the skin was almost washed off.

The old grandma's sluggish gaze regained a faint expression, she nodded in satisfaction, and let out a very light laugh in her throat, then slowly turned around and went to the big wooden box in the corner of the room to take out a set of neatly folded clothes and hand them to Liansheng, "It's changed, he doesn't like this, you will look good in this."

Liansheng was wearing a bright red dress, but the old lady in front of him was handing over a whole white dress. Except for the cyan patterns embroidered on the collar and cuff corners, there were no other decorative patterns.

In the middle of the night, Lian Sheng still prefers the current outfit to the white one. In fact, there is no need to make such a fuss.

Seeing that he didn't move, the old lady seemed a little impatient, she directly reached out to unbutton Liansheng's clothes to help him change.

"...Old man, I'll do it myself." Liansheng took a step back, took the white dress from the grandmother's hand, looked around the dilapidated house and asked, "Where can I change?"

The old lady didn't speak, and looked at him with dull eyes.

"..." Liansheng sighed. Does the silence mean that he wants to change here? "You close your eyes?"

The old lady was indifferent.

After a while, Liansheng shrugged, and said helplessly, "Men and women are different. I'm embarrassed if you stare at me like this." After he finished speaking, he knew that what he said was in vain, so he turned around and walked into the room. In a place with your back to people, start changing clothes, just watch it if you like.

The white clothes are not easy to wear. The red clothes on his body were put on for him by others. It took more than ten minutes to get them all dressed up. This will be difficult for Liansheng. The white clothes, but after putting on the underwear, Liansheng looked at the other piles of odds and ends, and Liansheng was a little troubled, not knowing where these parts should be hung and tied.

At this time, the grandmother came over, she took the white belt with her dead wood hand, and helped Liansheng tie it on, but just as she tied the belt into a beautiful knot, her two eyeballs suddenly turned like cross-eyes When they were together, they immediately tilted their heads stiffly, stared at Liansheng and asked, "Have you broken...passed?"

Such a sentence came out of nowhere, Liansheng was stunned for a few seconds and did not speak, the old nurse slowly moved her head towards him, pressing against his forehead eeriely, so close that Liansheng could clearly see the ugly old man on her cheek spot.

Liansheng tilted her head back and replied straightforwardly: "No." Lu Ruan is a more romantic person, and at the same time, he also loves to pick up Joe, that is, he is a little hypocritical. He has been with Su Chenming for so long, but he has never really slept. He thought that when the two got married, they would be handed over to Su Chenming by himself in a romantic place. He was very conservative in his heart after being spoiled by his parents, and Su Chenming probably liked him because of this. will be with him.

"You lied." The old lady moved her bloodless lips with piercing anger, and uttered three words in a hoarse voice. After she finished speaking, her already weird face became distorted, as if she was angry with Liansheng Lie and cheat.

Liansheng took a deep breath, feeling baffled. He took a step back. He wasn't afraid of the old lady. An old man has nothing to be afraid of. It's just that what she said really confuses him, so he frowned and explained patiently with a smile: " I didn't lie, and I didn't need to, I really didn't." He had read all of Lu Ruan's memories, and he really didn't have sex with Su Chenming, it was still innocent.

The old lady said stubbornly: "You... vented. Passed away."

Liansheng looked confused: "...Huh?"

The old lady stared at him with wide eyes, and repeated horribly: "You...ejaculated. Passed away!"

Lian Sheng, who suddenly reacted: "...??!!" Fuck, masturbation counts? ! !

The author has something to say: Lian Sheng: Old man, you are too conservative! !I can't even touch myself? ? ?