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Gu Xichen was sick, and 360 was very sad.

He felt as if he had been instantly reduced to an errand servant who had no status in the feudal period. He not only had to bring tea and water to people, but also was ordered around by others.

However, Gu Xichen didn't think so at all.

Because 360 ​​is not only lying on the soft chair like a grandpa, but also holding a big watermelon and chewing on it, his mouth is full of red juice.

Seeing that his throat was starting to hurt, Gu Xichen said in a hoarse voice, "Pour me a glass of water."

360 With a sound of "噗——", he sprayed out the watermelon seeds in his mouth, and all of them hit the man's face.

Several grains were still wet with saliva and stuck to his face.

Gu Xichen: "..."

After the man felt that he was sick, 360 seemed to be even more arrogant.

So a few days later, Gu Xichen, who didn't receive careful care and was furious, didn't get better from the cold, but developed a fever instead.

That night, 360 sat on the edge of the bed and asked with concern, "Xiao Gu, are you feeling better from your cold?"

Gu Xichen was in a daze with fever, and he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood when he heard 360's words.

...what a fart!How could he be any better with his appearance? !The point is that what matters now is that he not only has a cold but also has a fever!

However, for the sake of 360's conscience, Gu Xichen still reluctantly replied with a strong nasal voice, "...Well, forget it, it's better."

360's eyes lit up, "That's really great!"

360's unabashed reaction made Gu Xichen a little surprised, but at the same time couldn't hide his joy. It seems that 360 doesn't know how to understand others...

I just finished praising him in my heart, but when I looked up again, I saw 360 eagerly pulled down his pants with his back facing him, put his hands on his knees and raised his butt to face him, "It's not going to be big these days Come on, quick, quick help me."

After waiting for a long time without waiting for a response, 360 looked back at Gu Xichen with some doubts, then shook his butt and gave him a wink, "Wow."

Gu Xichen: "..."

The man felt that he was really fascinated by ghosts, and he resignedly stretched out his finger that had become very pale due to the disease but still could not conceal his noble temperament.

As expected, the man's fingers fulfilled their mission and successfully completed the task.

This night, sitting on the toilet, 360 suddenly felt that, in fact, Xiao Gu is quite a nice person.

360, whose conscience has not been completely wiped out, after squatting in the toilet this night, lifted his pants and tried to recall how Xiao Ming took care of Yan Shu who had a fever in the first world, and then took good care of Gu Xichen who was sick all night .

After wringing out the hot towel and helping the man wipe his body, 360 fell down on the bedside tiredly, "Whoa...it's so big, it's so weak when it's sick, you still don't believe it... "

On the side of 360's head, Gu Xichen's slightly reddened cheeks were magnified in front of his eyes, as if he had applied rouge.

360 curiously stretched out a finger and poked it.

The skin under his hands was soft and hot to the touch, as slippery as his own. With a little force from 360, a small vortex was poked on the man's normally serious face.

360 is getting excited, squeezing and pinching Gu Xichen's handsome face, until he gets excited, he can't help pushing the unconscious man, "Hahahahaha...Little Gu, get up and watch!" Take a look... Hahaha, you look so stupid, hahahahaha..."

When he got tired of playing 360 and let go, the man's face was so red that he was about to bleed.

The boring 360 moved the target again.

Probably because his nose was blocked due to a cold, the man could only breathe through his mouth. His thin lips were slightly parted at this moment, and the light-colored lips became more beautiful against the background of his cheeks.

360 couldn't help stretching out its claws again.

As soon as his fingers touched the soft lips, 360 subconsciously relaxed his pressure.

Like treating a delicate flower bud, 360 carefully followed the man's shallow lip lines, and rubbed his lips again.

Strange, why does Xiao Gu's lips seem more comfortable to the touch than his?

Sensing a foreign object on his lips, the man in his dream licked his lips subconsciously, his slippery tongue swept over 360's naughty two fingers, 360 was startled, staring at his fingers with a strange expression.

"Ah... I seem to have forgotten to wash my hands after going to the toilet just now..."

If Gu Xichen was awake now, he would probably want to hit someone when he heard this sentence.

Tired from playing, 360 leaned against the bed, snoring as soon as he tilted his head.

Before falling into the darkness, 360 still thought dissatisfiedly that taking care of the sick is really exhausting, if Xiao Gu gets sick again, hey!

The next day Gu Xichen woke up, sat on the bed and rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

Touching the folded towel on his forehead, and looking at 360 who was lying on the edge of the bed and snoring, Gu Xichen wondered if he had a fever and was stupid.

When Gu Xichen was still sitting on the bed in a daze, 360 also woke up.

360 got up and stretched first, then bent down to touch the man's forehead, 360: "Oh, I'm cured..."

Gu Xichen: "..." Is your regret too obvious? !

360 sighed, thinking that Xiao Gu who was sick and unable to move in bed was more fun.

However, those who can move will be fine.

After breakfast, Gu Xichen, who hadn't recovered from his serious illness, didn't forget that he was going to shoot the magazine cover today. He raised his eyelids to check the time, put on his sunglasses, and set off with the 360.

After going out, Gu Xichen threw the car keys to 360: "You drive."

360 Excited: "Okay!"

After the car started, Gu Xichen sat on the passenger seat and gave a mocking "tsk" sound. Seeing how excited 360 was touching the steering wheel, people who didn't know thought he had never driven a car before.

As soon as the thought flashed, the man suddenly changed his face.

"...do you have a driver's license?"

360: "emmmmm...don't worry, be steady!"

So what do you mean by the string of modal particles you added in front of it? !

Seeing the presence of the 360 ​​God, Gu Xichen had no choice but to comfort himself to trust him.

360: "By the way, Xiao Gu, which one is the gas pedal?"

Gu Xichen straightened up suddenly, his face darkened, "How dare you say it? Pull over and stop."

360, who couldn't play bumper cars, sighed regretfully, "Which one is the brake?"

Gu Xichen: "..."

Fortunately, 360 blinked at him: "Are you happy? Isn't it very exciting and like it?"

Gu Xichen's head hurts.

Since the 360 ​​broke into his life, he has had headaches from time to time, and it is getting worse every day.

God knows what he was thinking before, and let this guy break into his life.

Worse, he didn't even feel regretful.

Gu Xichen felt that it must be the reason why he was still ill.

After finally surviving to reach the studio, Gu Xichen finally came out surrounded by everyone after changing his clothes and styling in the background.

The man was wearing a silver suit and a date-coloured tie. Under the spotlight, his facial features became more prominent, and his light expression created a kind of Nordic frigidity.

The man has no dead angle in 360 degrees, and any angle can be used as a promotional poster, so the cameraman did not give too much guidance. In fact, the photographer didn't care about talking at all, and his hands kept clicking. Looking at the camera, I held my breath, afraid that I might miss some wonderful pictures if I blinked.

The staff in the studio turned into fanboys and girls in seconds, strangling each other's arms, for fear that they would cry out uncontrollably.

360 stood behind the photographer, looking at Xiao Gu in the camera with his hands in his pockets, his upper body leaning against the wall, his lowered head slightly sideways, lazily raised his eyes to look at the camera, and took a breath...

360: I didn't expect Xiao Gu to be serious... well, quite... coquettish...

However, 360 suddenly felt that...his little Gu wasn't too ugly.

During the break, all the staff were scared by Gu Xichen's cold and ruthless breath, so they dared not go forward. The man raised his hand and signaled 360 to go over.

360 grabbed the mineral water and walked up to Gu Xichen, raised his head and stared at him without blinking.

The man who was a little tired suddenly became a little bit more energetic.

Looking at the boy like this, he must be fascinated by him at work.

Thinking about it, Gu Xichen couldn't help raising his head slightly.

360 didn't show any affection: "Xiao Gu, your nose is running out."

Gu Xichen: "..."

Looking down at 360's dry lips, Gu Xichen said helplessly, "You drink first, I'm catching a cold."

360 thinks that Xiao Gu is really good, the more he looks at it, the more pleasing to the eye.

360 unceremoniously unscrewed the cap of the bottle and murmured that it was half a bottle, and just as the mouth of the bottle was separated from his lips, Gu Xichen naturally took the leftover water from 360 and poured it into his mouth.

"Sit outside and wait for me obediently," Gu Xichen stretched out his tongue to lick off the drops of water on his lips, patted the soft hair on the top of 360's head, and went backstage to change his clothes.

360 shook his head, looked at the man's back and shook the water in his belly, found someone to ask where the toilet was, and set off.

As soon as the water was drained, and the 360 ​​pants were not put on, a handkerchief covered his mouth.

360 took a deep breath and was about to perform a beautiful over-the-shoulder fall, but he inhaled some unknown gas from the handkerchief, rolled his eyes and passed out.

When 360 woke up again, he covered his dizzy head, and to the side, a pair of feet wearing leather shoes magnified in front of his eyes.

360 looked up, and the two nostrils as deep as black holes attracted all of my attention.

360 was curious: "Uncle, your nostrils are so big, can you stuff two thumbs?"

"Hmph, seductive moth, you are not qualified to ask." The man pretended not to understand 360's question, and snorted coldly.

"Oh." 360 didn't bother to stand up, lying on the ground, spreading his hands and feet, closing his eyes and preparing to sleep again.

As if thinking of something, 360 opened his eyes again, "You won't do anything to my super invincible, delicate, good-looking and upturned nose, will you?"

The man's patience was worn out, and he patted the handle of the mahogany chair, "Say! Who sent you to approach my son?"

"Your son?" 360 looked weird. He met so many people today, how did he know which one was his son?

But having said that, take a closer look at 360, this person's eyes...really look like someone!

"...your son is Yan Shu?"

Two cold gazes came from above.

no? 360 scratched his head, then took a closer look, his mouth seemed to resemble Xiao Ming again, "Could it be that you are Xiao Ming's father?"

"You...! Stop pretending!"

ah?Guessed wrong again, but who else? 360 rubbed his chin, besides Yan Shu and Xiaoming, all he knew was Xiao Gu.

Could it be Xiao Gu?

But...it really doesn't look like that at all...

360 crossed his legs and sat up, looking carefully at the face of the person in front of him, "...is it his own?"

"What did you say!!!" The man was so angry that his chest kept rising and falling.

360 nodded and said consolingly, "I understand, I understand, life always likes to show people some color, it's just that one accidentally gave you a little more green."

The more he looked at this person, the more pitiful he felt, and 360 Dale said compassionately, "Tell me, I will satisfy you whatever you want."

Gu Sulin almost lost his breath when he heard this.

"I...I want you to leave my son!"

360 was a little confused: "Uncle, why don't you play your cards according to the routine? Don't all the TV dramas throw money first and then tell people to leave?"

Gu Sulin: "..." Are all my agreed requirements met?

"Is 1000 million enough?" Gu Sulin was so angry that his nostrils were puffing.

"U.S. dollars?" 360 looked naive.

...What a big face!Gu Sulin was so angry that he couldn't speak, he stretched out his hand to swipe a check and threw it on 360's face.

360 took it down and took a look, the same twisted and ugly signature on the check...

360, who was signed so ugly that he shed tears, thought with tears in his eyes, it seems that Xiao Gu is his own...

"Why, you want to pretend to be innocent after taking the money?" Gu Sulin mockingly looked at the tears in the corner of 360's eyes.

A cold gun was pressed against 360's head from behind, and Gu Sulin sneered, "Well, I'm already considered kind, if you get close to my son again, heh, the end will be a death sentence!"

die? 360 suddenly had a flash of inspiration, saying that he has been unable to go back. Could it be that he has to get rid of this body before returning to the underworld?

yes! A 360 thigh shot, why didn't he think of it before? !

With this figured out, 360 suddenly turned around and grabbed the gun in the man's hand, "Shoot me, shoot me!"

Sooner or later, the door was kicked open with a slam, and Gu Xichen roared, "Let him go!"

At the same time, 360 accidentally broke the gun in the man in black's hand into two pieces.

Gu Xichen: "..." I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that my presence is unnecessary...

Gu Sulin, who witnessed the whole process from the side, was a little shocked, looked at 360 and said in amazement, "...For my son, you don't even want your life?!"

360 was a little confused about the situation: "No."

Gu Sulin shook his head: "Huh, young man, you have a bit of guts, barely worthy of my son."

360: "...No."

Gu Xichen couldn't believe his ears: "You...really for me..."

360: "...fake."

Before 360 ​​finished speaking, Gu Xichen hugged him violently. The man trembled all over, thinking with some fear, if 360 wasn't born with supernatural power, if the gun went off, if something really happened to 360... .

360, who was hugged too tightly and rolled his eyes in the man's arms, was too lazy to argue.

360: With a twitch of the body, this conversation has become dull.

So Little Gu watched the two of them go home with He Lele(?) who were like paint and glue(??).

On the way back, Gu Xichen stopped by a vegetable market and took the 360 ​​to buy vegetables for the first time.

360 looked at the man wearing sunglasses while shopping in the vegetable market: "...Xiao Gu, won't you be beaten if you pretend to be so aggressive?"

"Shut up." Gu Xichen stared at 360 weakly, and tightly held the hands of the people around him.

After the two went back, 360 watched Xiao Gu use the kitchen in the top-floor luxury suite for the first time.

He has been here for so long, and the two of them have always ordered the hotel's premium set menu, but Xiao Gu can still cook?

When the hot food was served, 360's eyes widened again.

Xiao Gu's cooking is so delicious?

The taste of the food is not amazing, but... how should I put it, it seems to be different from what I usually eat...

That is, the whole stomach is warm after eating it.

360 thought while grilling the rice, well, let’s push back the matter of going back first.

When going to bed at night, the man who had made up his mind became a little shy instead.

"You, cough, that, do you want to come up and sleep together?"

It is a fool to have a bed without sleep! 360 A carp leaped over the dragon's gate and jumped onto the bed. After bouncing a few times, he wrapped himself up in a warm quilt.

The man approached, blushing and asked in a low voice, "Well, are you... constipated today?"

360 fell into deep thought.

He really didn't know how to answer, because since he came here, he hasn't been constipated for a day.

So he usually saves the goods for a few days, and when he can't stand it, he asks Xiao Gu Tong for a deal.

Gu Xichen looked away and coughed heavily, "Cough, that, how about I... help you now?"

After waiting for a long time for a response, the man turned his eyes back in confusion, only to realize that 360 had already stripped off his pants and was lying on the bed writhing his ass and looking at him expectantly.

Gu Xichen: "..." I really don't know why I am being hypocritical...

So the man's noble fingers were once again endowed with a sacred mission.

However, to the great disappointment of 360, he did not intend to facilitate this time.

Maybe it's because I didn't eat lunch. I don't have enough stock in my stomach. 360 rubbed my stomach, "Forget it, let's do it tomorrow."

Gu Xichen heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the words, it would be better if he didn't, but he was reluctant to take his finger out of that place.

I don't know where I poked it, and a current rushed in. 360 trembled, took a breath, raised his butt and urged, "...well, poke again."

Gu Xichen couldn't help but pounce on it.

This night, 360's chrysanthemum was stabbed green.

As a result, when I woke up the next morning, not only did my butt not hurt anymore, but the 360 ​​sitting on the toilet also found that I was unexpectedly smooth.

Although he couldn't figure out what his physique was, 360 was pleasantly surprised to find that a certain part of Xiao Gu seemed to be more awesome than his laxative yang finger.

So every day after dinner, 360 stripped naked and hugged the man's neck anxiously: "Xiao Gu, come on, come on!"

Gu Xichen had no choice but to hug him to the bed, and devoted himself to the joyful hard work.

The problem of constipation was resolved, and he was served with good food and drinks, and 360 immediately forgot about going back to the underworld.

Hmph, let's go to his device and live well, 360 is humming a song, anyway, I don't need it now, so let's make do with it first.

360 is really flattering.

The author has something to say: So far, all the episodes have been updated!

It ends at chapter 99, which is really an auspicious number, as auspicious as Lao Jiu's name hahahahaha!

That's right, the article currently being updated by Lao Jiu is: "The Leader's Chicken Crows"

It's about the daily chicken raising hiahiahia of the leader of the Demon Cult

Continuing to let go of the old nine + flamboyant style

It will probably be a short story =u=

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In addition, half of the manuscript fee for this article will be donated to Alipay's public welfare project: "Donate Haloxylon trees to prevent desertification"~

I have a small heart, and I hope more babies will pay more attention to the earth we live in :)

It took so long to finish because of academic problems, and Lao Jiu didn't expect it at all hahahahaha, in short, thank you so many lovely little angels for their love (thank you)

Soon your love for me will grow in the desert hehe-u-

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